This is why Australia > USA



I haven't figured the rules out. I figured out that you have to kick it between the middle sticks for a goal, and they don't like it if you "chuck" it, although I can't quite figure out quite what they mean by "chuck", since that means "throw" in proper English, and they're throwing it loads.

But still. Looks fucking ace, grab me a mid-strength beer and some sunny lotion.