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    Video (NSFW) Chicks Thread

    First, make sure you have the enhanced posting interface. You only have to do this once.


    Forum Actions -> General Settings (or just use the link https://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerf...do=editoptions)


    Go to Message Editor Interface (about 2/3 the way down the page) and choose "Enhanced Interface - Full WYSIWYG Editing"

    How to post full images with the enhanced posting interface:


    You'll now have an option to insert image (the little picture icon five icons from the right of your post controls)


    Click that and a little window comes up that says "Insert Image"


    Click basic, click choose file (and choose the file), click upload file(s)


    The picture will appear in your post, but don't hit the submit button yet


    Double-click the picture and a little window comes up that says "Image Settings"


    For size, choose large or full size instead of thumbnail








    We don't have an active chicks thread, so I'm starting one.

    No chicks with dicks and no gay shit.

    Let's try to limit it to 3-5 images per post so that we don't run into loading time issues.





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    No chicks with dicks? Says the guy who posted a chick with a dick in another thread.

    Anyway, that's pretty ill defined, how about dudes with tits?

    Also, I'm lazy and I'm only doing one per post.

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    ongies gonna ong
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    Cute Asians with shiny butts are always good.
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    That tattoo situation in porn is out of fucking control
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    6496015.jpg

    How do you make the pics bigger?
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    copy/paste the url into [IMG] tags
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    copy/paste the url into [IMG] tags
    I uploaded it from my own computer
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    Yeah....there she is.
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    It's not easy, unless I'm doing it the retarded way. When you get that thumbnail, right click and open it in a new tab. Bang, you have a URL address to put in [IMG] tags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    prob the thiccest chick i think is hot
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    wuf didn't put the 'b' in subtle.
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    Also no she's not hot, she needs to grow some pubes before I'd even consider going there.
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    #2 goat booty model

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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Also no she's not hot, she needs to grow some pubes before I'd even consider going there.
    I like variety. And feminine features, both moderate and extreme.

    ur into squealy asians
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    Ashley Graham occupies this strange territory of too thicc for my internet tastes but almost certainly wonderful in person

    Last edited by wufwugy; 01-15-2018 at 09:24 PM.
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    ong wants her to do this to his nuts

    https://v.redd.it/1m2gqfd4q5a01/DASH_1_2_M#mp4
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    That tattoo situation in porn is out of fucking control
    I agree. I'm generally not a big fan.

    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    prob the thiccest chick i think is hot
    I'm a fan of this type of build, but there are a lot of fat chicks running around calling themselves thick that I am not a fan of.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    6496015.jpg

    How do you make the pics bigger?
    I made an edit to the first post in this thread to show how to do this without having to use a different image hosting site or learn the different forum tags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ong wants her to do this to his nuts

    https://v.redd.it/1m2gqfd4q5a01/DASH_1_2_M#mp4
    Yes, I certainly do.

    ur into squealy asians
    You say it like it's a bad thing. Do you suppose this one is old enough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    You say it like it's a bad thing
    It is. It can't be porn if the girl is "gettable". You've posted a couple of 5's in this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    I thought we were talking about exotic amazonian black women.
    Why yes we are

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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    It is. It can't be porn if the girl is "gettable". You've posted a couple of 5's in this thread
    The only non-ten I've posted is your bitch.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    The only non-ten I've posted is your bitch.
    Huh? I didn't know Brits rate chicks on a 20 point scale
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    Huh? I didn't know Brits rate chicks on a 30 point scale
    I don't have a problem with hot, young, Asian girls myself.
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    Philippinas are asians too

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    Yeah I'm all about that.
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    Yes, that woman is a goddess. pay attention ong

    She has shapely curves, wears make-up to make her face look radiant, does her hair in an alluring style, walks in heels, has manicured fingernails, and is pretty much a walking epitome of femininity.

    The chicks you're posting are surfboards who look like their mom still cuts their hair.

    Look man, I'm into plenty of weird shit, so I don't begrudge anybody their turn-ons. But you are dangerously close to whacking off to little boys
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    2058_12.jpg

    If you really want some some Asian 'tang....get yourself some Tera

    Last edited by BananaStand; 01-16-2018 at 09:06 PM.
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    Tough to beat this booty

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    @BananaStand, Did you figure out the larger image thing with the instructions I posted and sent to you?
    Last edited by spoonitnow; 01-16-2018 at 09:33 PM.
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    Her photographer needs to learn how to take better pictures though

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    There, three and a video. Sommer Ray has GOAT booty IMO but christ her photographer sucks. Hard to find much that shows the booty in full glory.

    https://instagram.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn....35371008_n.mp4
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    Is there a way to post gifv, webm, and mp4 type stuff as a video or gif instead of just url?
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    If we're going Asian, how about going god tier?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    If we're going Asian, .....
    I think you know who this is...

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    True story.....she sat on my face once....

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    I'm seeing this girl in more and more stuff. A real up and cummer...

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    I'm a fan of the super pale myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    I'm a fan of the super pale myself.
    I think the contrast with the dark hair is what does it for me. If she was a brunette or a blonde she'd be just ok looking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    I think the contrast with the dark hair is what does it for me. If she was a brunette or a blonde she'd be just ok looking.
    Yeah that's fair. My primary type has always been super pale with dark hair.
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    Overly tanned is real bad in my book. And it's not even overly tanned but just anything more than slightly tanned.

    White skin darkened by the sun just looks different than the same level of "darkened" skin created by genes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    I have a hard time finding most black or oriental women attractive. There's some exceptions, but there isn't a purebred black or oriental anywhere in my top 100 list.

    That said, a mixed-race woman can be super hot. Also, a lot of latina women are very nice.

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    lol i think theyre fine.

    one on right looks quite amerindian
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    lol i think theyre fine.

    one on right looks quite amerindian
    Maria Ozawa is ugly now apparently.

    I'm guessing Megan Martinez is mexican. Better build the wall before she gets away.
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    She can come here. Legally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Maria Ozawa is ugly now apparently.

    I'm guessing Megan Martinez is mexican. Better build the wall before she gets away.
    No politics in the chicks thread, but you didn't need to go and delete your post lol

    Also, I posted instructions at the top of this thread on how you can make those uploads appear as their full size instead of thumbnails. The interface is a little goofy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post

    Also, I posted instructions at the top of this thread on how you can make those uploads appear as their full size instead of thumbnails. The interface is a little goofy.
    Those instructions didn't work the way I tried it. When i got to 'double click on image and select 'large' or w/e' i double-clicked and nothing happened.

    I was going to try again but if you don't like the women I post then I won't bother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    I was going to try again but if you don't like the women I post then I won't bother.
    you obviously spent too much time in Canada. They really like em rough around the edges up there
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Those instructions didn't work the way I tried it. When i got to 'double click on image and select 'large' or w/e' i double-clicked and nothing happened.

    I was going to try again but if you don't like the women I post then I won't bother.
    Make sure you double-click it when it shows up in the post editor (not after you post), and make sure you're using the enhanced editor.

    They'll look like they're full-size in the post editor but only show up as thumbnails if you don't do that last part. Idk why.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    you obviously spent too much time in Canada. They really like em rough around the edges up there
    Heh.
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    i only ever use copy url function. seems easier
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    i only ever use copy url function. seems easier
    Me too, but I like trying to help the disabled.
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    When one toxic idiot in a forum isn't enough, add another.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    When one toxic idiot very stable genius in a forum isn't enough, add another.
    Fixed
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    Lol look who shows up, right on cue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    When one toxic idiot very stable genius in a forum isn't enough, add another.
    Fixed
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    California shot down legal efforts to legalize prostitution. They ruled that CA had legitimate reasons for criminalizing the practice such as 'discouraging human trafficking'.

    I need that one explained to me. What pimp would buy trafficked humans when he can just put an ad on Monster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    California shot down legal efforts to legalize prostitution. They ruled that CA had legitimate reasons for criminalizing the practice such as 'discouraging human trafficking'.

    I need that one explained to me. What pimp would buy trafficked humans when he can just put an ad on Monster.
    Human trafficking is a dumbass term. I'm about to human traffic my ass into the kitchen for a refill, brb.

    Moreover, regulating prostitution would discourage human trafficking by forcing you to get a fucking license and be inspected regularly.

    Edit: They're fucking clowns.
    Last edited by spoonitnow; 01-17-2018 at 07:15 PM.
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    Better yet just make it legal to sell sex. Full stop.

    And keep it illegal to hurt people. You know, like normal.


    Then watch as so many of these and other problems begin to vanish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Better yet just make it legal to sell sex. Full stop.

    And keep it illegal to hurt people. You know, like normal.


    Then watch as so many of these and other problems begin to vanish.
    It is legal to sell sex. It's called marriage. She gets paid, and he gets fucked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    It's called marriage. She gets paid, and he gets fucked.
    Not sure your cis-only portrayal of marriage is very PC
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    quite like this broad's bod, particularly thighs



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    By contrast, this stick figure has sexy legs too







    https://instagram.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn....11051029_n.mp4
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    motherofgod.jpg

    sauce on post #69?

    Also, yeah, I always find it strange when guys have pigeonholed preferences-- the woman in #70 is equally as attractive to me.
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    For the "doesn't skip leg day" bodies there's also Brittany Olsen, but her IG needs work.







    https://instagram.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn....61281914_n.mp4
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    I need to get my girls some jeans with a waist that high and show you motherfuckers what time it is.
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