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    Default Not a would hit thread

    Because if you wouldn't you're teh homosex and jyms will come to your house and give you a noogie

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    Just rate level of hot
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    I am teh homosex.
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    I think my vote is obvious
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    I am teh homosex.
    Even with thighs, hips, and ass that puts most 10/10s to shame?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Even with thighs, hips, and ass that puts most 10/10s to shame?
    Even with (and I won't debate that you're being overly generous there) I clearly am teh homosex.

    She's so short, the hair is awful, don't like bleach blondes, face uninteresting, mouth is pouty and small, elbows pointy, I bet she smells and on and on.

    How's her lower back?
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    very sexy. Many women on proper lifting regimens are very sexy, whether that's directly competing in a barbell sport like olympic weightlifting, or as part of a S&C program for other activities like volleyball.

    It's the roided up freaks that make many women afraid to lift anything heavier than the 5lb dumbells.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    (and I won't debate that you're being overly generous there)
    The point is valid because most 10s dont exercise thus their lower bodies don't have the sexiest form. Most women get a full pass on this because simply having lean legs is really hot as is, and a 10 rating doesn't really care to examine legs at all, but the moment exercise is added, improvements are had.

    The main chick in this parody would be a great example of lower body improvements had due to exercise. Her legs make that video tbh

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    YouTube comments seem extra awesome in Portuguese:

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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    The point is valid because most 10s dont exercise thus their lower bodies don't have the sexiest form. Most women get a full pass on this because simply having lean legs is really hot as is, and a 10 rating doesn't really care to examine legs at all, but the moment exercise is added, improvements are had.

    The main chick in this parody would be a great example of lower body improvements had due to exercise. Her legs make that video tbh

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    I agree with all of this.

    I do appreciate muscular legs, very much so, just don't appreciate the particular legs in the OP enough to overcome what I feel are less attractive aspects elsewhere. I find her elfin, as I do most short women, and that's less appealing to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Não chegou a 1bilhão de visualizações, mas com certeza conseguiu 1 bilhão de FAP FAP FAPs
    I agree with 1 bilhao de FAP FAP FAPs
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    Eu sou o homossex.

    Here's how to do muscular legs in a complete package.

    Last edited by BennyLaRue; 01-03-2013 at 08:36 PM.
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    I prefer the shorter end of the spectrum. Thickness in perfection is rarer the taller the woman is.

    oh and the elevator girl crushes it, you can see that ass from the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Eu sou o homossex.

    Here's how to do muscular legs in a complete package.

    Now we are talking
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    Having seen the previous 'would hit' threads from Wuf where he basically tries to convince ftr that they would stick their love truncheon into an area that looks (and probably smells) like two giant hocks of ham wrestling with a salmon roll, my hopes for this thread were not high.

    I was pleasantly surprised to click the link and conclude that yeah, she is pretty damn hot. I'd have to turn down a handie though in case she clean & jerks it right off.
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    yes would hit
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    although i think short hair on women always drops them a few points.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    although i think short hair on women always drops them a few points.
    I'm the opposite, I guess I see shorter hair as a sign of confidence so it rarely looks bad to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    I'm the opposite, I guess I see shorter hair as a sign of confidence so it rarely looks bad to me.
    I'm the same, If they can pull it off I like it
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    I'm perplexed that I'd hit it.

    She's cute, bit more muscleish, blonde, and not as girly as I normally go for, but, total would hit. I think it's how she moves her hips, and the cute smile.
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    I'm mostly with chelle, although I'm pretty much just here for wuf validating his opinions.
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    she has a pulse, I'm in.
    er wait....is she gonna hit back???
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    I'm mostly with chelle, although I'm pretty much just here for wuf validating his opinions.
    I'm kinda just looking for some ratings because due to her alt look I don't know where between 6/10-9/10 I'd put her. It's things like I don't like her hair or how buff her upper body is, but she has some sexy attributes that most other women do not which could make her anywhere from okay to special, and I thought it would be interesting to see what others say about it
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    that was horribly worded by me and I'm baked as shit, should just be reading not posting the words.

    was referring to this:
    The point is valid because most 10s dont exercise thus their lower bodies don't have the sexiest form.
    but who knows what i was driving at
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    The point is valid because most 10s dont exercise thus their lower bodies don't have the sexiest form. Most women get a full pass on this because simply having lean legs is really hot as is, and a 10 rating doesn't really care to examine legs at all, but the moment exercise is added, improvements are had.

    The main chick in this parody would be a great example of lower body improvements had due to exercise. Her legs make that video tbh

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    All the 10s in my book do exercise, wtf


    I do agree with most of the rest of the statement though. Exercise is always taken on when it's way too late
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Eu sou o homossex.

    Here's how to do muscular legs in a complete package.

    Voce e provavelmente muito homosex. Mas ela não é má.

    She's a worthy chick, but it can get better.

    I just love a fit chick, one who takes care of herself rather than eating everything in her path as if the world's food supply is at risk. Panicats have an entire cast who fit this description, hence I have some in my sig.


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    @OP it's close but would not hit. I seem to be teh homosex as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Not is a 0 on the 1-10 scale, btw.
    If only I could afford LOG OR LINEAR? DISTINCT INTUITIONS OF THE NUMBER SCALE IN WESTERN AND AMAZONIAN INDIGENE CULTURES
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    Yeah sure, 7/10, would up that to 8/10 if she has a nice landing strip or cute little tuft, down to 6 if she's bald.
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    number wise she's a 7.5, imo.
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    Would hit. Not all that though.
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    Breanne Carlson at the end of the clip is better.

    And despite the skinny legs still finished 8th ahead of chubby leg's 11th.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chemist View Post
    Breanne Carlson at the end of the clip is better.

    And despite the skinny legs still finished 8th ahead of chubby leg's 11th.
    you're out of your got damn mind.
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    She's about as chubby as Danny DeVito is tall
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    lolchubby
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    9/10

    she's like a beefed up Tinker Bell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post

    she's like a beefed up Tinker Bell.
    LOL, Can't argue with that.

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