NOT BALLIN' THREAD, under control

[Lukie]

I figured since we had a BALLIN' thread, we needed a NOT BALLIN' thread. some people can ball all the time and all people can ball some of the time, but all people can't... i dunno something like that.

So I wake up today and I have to pee just unbelievably bad to the point where it hurts. on my way to running to the bathroom i stub my toe on the side of the wall and bust it open pretty good. issue is eventually resolved (the fucker still hurts).

I go over to my computer and there is IM from this girl that I like and have gone out with a couple times saying we're never going to work out and it having something to do with me cussing out her best friend. meh, she was a bitch and deserved it (trust me).

I pull up MetaTrader 4 (currency trading platform) and I did some real damage to my account going short on USD/JPY. Short of course means "sell", and the fucker went straight up. It hit my stop loss and kept on going.

Anyway I decide to get some food and I make some of this mojito marinated chicken that I bought from the grocery store. Looks delicious. Smells like puke. Tastes somewhat similar to how it smells. Ate a can of tuna and some other random garbage.

POKER TIME WOOHOO.. I've been trying to put in at least an hour every day. I fire up 9 tables and lose a solid 4 buyins in about 750 hands, slightly less than an hour.

I quit and decide to do some real cooking and do the dishes in the meantime (dishwasher is GREAT I LOVE IT SO MUCH I ALMOST MADE A SEPERATE POST ABOUT HOW I CAN JUST CRAM IMPOSSIBLY DIRTY DISHES IN THERE AND THEY MAGICALLY COME OUT SPARKING CLEAN A HALF HOUR LATER YAYYYY).

Anyway, I bake some marinated chicken from the grocery store (not the mojito this time) and ground some beef to make tacos, I eat, everything is delicious, wrap up all the chicken and rest of the beef for future eating....... and I step in a massive pool of warm water.

Fucking A, garbage disposal cracked open and all the dish water is spewing out of it all over the place. I turn off dishwasher and get 5 towels and clean up the damage, dishwasher is still half full of hot, dirty water. yummy.

I don't have the # to the leasing office so i have to put some damn clothes on and walk my ass over. Neighbor starts chewing me out for being too loud over the weekend WTF I WASN'T LOUD AT ALL I KEPT IT DOWN FOR YOU MORAN.

anyway i get over to the leasing office and this fat ugly woman took down all the info and says "is it ok if they stop by when you aren't home?" WTF BITCH THEY ARE RIGHT OUT FRONT SMOKING A BLUNT OR SOMETHING, SEND THEM OVER NOW.

So I come back and realize that I'm out of beer. Fuck. I decide to play a game of madden and just play a quick game online real quick. I win toss, receive, methodical drive, 7-0. First defensive play i set up some sick labbed heat, champ bailey for the PICK 6....... xbox 360 froze. Amazingly i just dropped the controller and walked away.

jamurda just called me so i gotta wrap this up, he's probably going to tell me he's going to kill me unless i give him 20k or something.

post life beats below

[boost]

+6 buyins this weekend, -7 yesterday, blah blah meow cheow...

[grnydrowave2]

This shit is whack.

[givememyleg]

wheee lukie and boost in vent, what a special treat!

[Lukie]

wheee lukie and boost in vent, what a special treat!

spoke too soon

[givememyleg]

wheee lukie and boost in vent, what a special treat!

spoke too soon

your beautiful voice

[Lukie]

aww thanks man, btw, your avatar = insta life-tilt

[Lukie]

the above is an example of something that belongs in the NOT BALLIN THREAD and not the BALLIN THREAD.

[Trikflow77]

40 buy in downswing at 114s not boc at all. Lost 1050 dollars betting against the browns, not boc. Headlight motor on vette went out and i had to drive home 40 miles with one headlight, obv a cop pulls me over and gives me a ticket, even though there is NOTHING i can do about it, also not boc. On top of all this stupid bitch at work calls in sick, she is filling in for a lady that her daughter died in a car wreck the day before, so guess who has to fill in for both of them because we have no other monkeys to do it.......me baby, me. Not boc, very not boc.

[boost]

just found some random monies on a random site. I get it up to 166 sitting at 3/6. Raise QQ utg to 20, utg+1 calls, folds to bb who 3bets to 66, I push he calls. TT, first card off is a T.

*sigh*..

Now I really feel like grinding it out at 50nl for 8 hours....

[givememyleg]

ok i will only post here lukie.

im a negreanu fan! slit my wirstssssssssss

[Trikflow77]

ok i will only post here lukie.

im a negreanu fan! slit my wirstssssssssss

as long as you have that avatar you can only post in the NON BOC thread!

[Sykedupp]

whats non boc about negraneau? i like him

-Chris

[Trikflow77]

whats non boc about negraneau? i like him

-Chris

the real question is what IS boc about negraneau?

[Sykedupp]

good player, seems to have a good TV personality, doesnt bitch about beats like PH (not on TV anyways)...

[boost]

40 buy in downswing at 114s not boc at all. Lost 1050 dollars betting against the browns, not boc. Headlight motor on vette went out and i had to drive home 40 miles with one headlight, obv a cop pulls me over and gives me a ticket, even though there is NOTHING i can do about it, also not boc. On top of all this stupid bitch at work calls in sick, she is filling in for a lady that her daughter died in a car wreck the day before, so guess who has to fill in for both of them because we have no other monkeys to do it.......me baby, me. Not boc, very not boc.

awww man... theres a manual crank for the headlights lol. Pop the hood and look ath te motor, the manual crank might be covered by a rubber cap, I had to do this on my 240sx, wish you said something before .

[givememyleg]

also, i would just like to remind you that negreanu is one of the reasons you guys make money at poker

[Trikflow77]

40 buy in downswing at 114s not boc at all. Lost 1050 dollars betting against the browns, not boc. Headlight motor on vette went out and i had to drive home 40 miles with one headlight, obv a cop pulls me over and gives me a ticket, even though there is NOTHING i can do about it, also not boc. On top of all this stupid bitch at work calls in sick, she is filling in for a lady that her daughter died in a car wreck the day before, so guess who has to fill in for both of them because we have no other monkeys to do it.......me baby, me. Not boc, very not boc.

awww man... theres a manual crank for the headlights lol. Pop the hood and look ath te motor, the manual crank might be covered by a rubber cap, I had to do this on my 240sx, wish you said something before .

the motor was jammed and the manual crank wouldnt work. I popped my hood and showed the cop that and he still wrote me the ticket, the asshole.

[boost]

40 buy in downswing at 114s not boc at all. Lost 1050 dollars betting against the browns, not boc. Headlight motor on vette went out and i had to drive home 40 miles with one headlight, obv a cop pulls me over and gives me a ticket, even though there is NOTHING i can do about it, also not boc. On top of all this stupid bitch at work calls in sick, she is filling in for a lady that her daughter died in a car wreck the day before, so guess who has to fill in for both of them because we have no other monkeys to do it.......me baby, me. Not boc, very not boc.

awww man... theres a manual crank for the headlights lol. Pop the hood and look ath te motor, the manual crank might be covered by a rubber cap, I had to do this on my 240sx, wish you said something before .

the motor was jammed and the manual crank wouldnt work. I popped my hood and showed the cop that and he still wrote me the ticket, the asshole.

wow, what a piece of shit. Even still though you can disconnect the control arm from the headlight housing then prop the light up and theres a slot for you to put a bolt in, or there is on all cars Ive come across with popups, I think its mandatory.

[gabe]

lame thread this is my one and only post in it

[Jack Sawyer]

also, i would just like to remind you that negreanu is one of the reasons you guys make money at poker

amen to that, brotha



I had to deliver a website since friday last week, instead I went on grinding the low limits. I meet my goals grinding, but now teh boss is on my back like a fucking monkey.

I hope I can come through today. Fuck it.

[Warpe]

the real question is what IS boc about negraneau?

He's not American.

[euphoricism]

I pull up MetaTrader 4 (currency trading platform) and I did some real damage to my account going short on USD/JPY. Short of course means "sell", and the fucker went straight up. It hit my stop loss and kept on going.

Eww dude. Watch the news. CAD passed the USD for the first time in 31 years. I didnt watch the market today but I bet it went *nuts*

[euphoricism]

I pull up MetaTrader 4 (currency trading platform) and I did some real damage to my account going short on USD/JPY. Short of course means "sell", and the fucker went straight up. It hit my stop loss and kept on going.

Eww dude. Watch the news. CAD passed the USD for the first time in 31 years. I didnt watch the market today but I bet it went *nuts*

Oh, and the fed fux'd with the interest rates today too.

[givememyleg]

wow us dollar the same (or close to it) as canadian? we suck.

[Galapogos]

My non-balla stuff:

I'm in a shitty ass downswing, and I mean the kind where yeah you get sucked out on a lot, but also you still get good hands but they get ZERO action, and that makes you question your play and think maybe you're not giving enough action so you spew an air bluff at some guy that won't lay down a pair of kings with a 2 kicker.

And the Candian dollar is basically the same as the American dollar so when I withdraw 1k I get actually get 1k instead of 1.3k like this time last year.

[bigred]

My non-balla stuff:

I'm in a shitty ass downswing, and I mean the kind where yeah you get sucked out on a lot, but also you still get good hands but they get ZERO action, and that makes you question your play and think maybe you're not giving enough action so you spew an air bluff at some guy that won't lay down a pair of kings with a 2 kicker.

And the Candian dollar is basically the same as the American dollar so when I withdraw 1k I get actually get 1k instead of 1.3k like this time last year.

And you're Canadian, don't forget that.

[LimpinAintEZ]

finally - my kinda thread

Today I checked the 2 deposits paypal made to my account - had to verify a bank acct. and they make 2 deposits when you open business account etc. - usually those kinda things are 1-3cents....They deposited 12c and 19c - so I got 31cents and was kinda excited - that may be the most money my site makes

My wife opened a savings account today for my son - put $50 in it and after I sent my buddy the $50 I lost for our Football bet this week, my son now has more money in his savings than I do....and my wife didn't put my name on the account - so i can't "invest" my kids $$ for him....

is that NBOC or what?

[swiggidy]

My gf is moving out of the country on Saturday and I may never see her again.

[Jack Sawyer]

My gf is moving out of the country on Saturday and I may never see her again.

i feel your pain

happened to me 7 years ago man, when I graduated from secondary. and I stayed behind (didn't pursue a study abroad) just to be with her, the following year, she left, my feelings be damned.

been teh happiest bachelor ever since, only "friendships" with lotsa ladies

[bigred]

Mostly your avatars in a hand shake kind of friendship?

[Lukie]

whats non boc about negraneau? i like him

-Chris

I have nothing against the guy as a person or how he acts, even if he is a bit.... goofy at times.

What does somewhat irritate me is the fact that live players get so much praise when high limit online players are generally much better. DN is a great example of this. I'm NOT saying he's a bad player, but he called out a lot of the high stakes stars players, who are so clearly better than he is fundamentally at NLHEring and I think it's a joke to be honest.

The whole image of live poker gods is good for poker though to be honest so I don't know why it irritates me. I think it's an ego thing.

[Lukie]

also, i would just like to remind you that negreanu is one of the reasons you guys make money at poker

yup yup, he has certainly helped

[Lukie]

I pull up MetaTrader 4 (currency trading platform) and I did some real damage to my account going short on USD/JPY. Short of course means "sell", and the fucker went straight up. It hit my stop loss and kept on going.

Eww dude. Watch the news. CAD passed the USD for the first time in 31 years. I didnt watch the market today but I bet it went *nuts*

You are mistaken my friend.

1) This week's low, and coincidentally the all-time low for USD/CAD is 1.0120. At the moment of writing, it's at 1.0134, very close. USD still more valuable, but it's only a matter of time before the canadian dollar is worth more.

2) I'm not sure why you brought it up anyway since I was talking about trading the Yen. Your post implies that the dollar is weakening; shorting USD/JPY implies that I agree. Today was quite volatile, and the only major currency that the USDollar strengthened against was, ugh, the Yen.

3) Trading the news is generally for suckers.

[Lukie]

lame thread this is my one and only post in it

that was my plan; a thread that gp333 never posted in

[Jack Sawyer]

Mostly your avatars in a hand shake kind of friendship?

LOLOL


thankfully, no

[givememyleg]

whats non boc about negraneau? i like him

-Chris

I have nothing against the guy as a person or how he acts, even if he is a bit.... goofy at times.

What does somewhat irritate me is the fact that live players get so much praise when high limit online players are generally much better. DN is a great example of this. I'm NOT saying he's a bad player, but he called out a lot of the high stakes stars players, who are so clearly better than he is fundamentally at NLHEring and I think it's a joke to be honest.

The whole image of live poker gods is good for poker though to be honest so I don't know why it irritates me. I think it's an ego thing.

concurred

[bigred]

Postin a billion times in a row is NBOC

[spoonitnow]

i'm poor

shipithollanotsoballa?

[bigred]

i'm poor

shipithollanotsoballa?

HA

[Lukie]

i'm poor

shipithollanotsoballa?

not ballin AT ALL, great post for this thread though

if somebody wants to post a picture of a slightly overweight girl or whatever, that would be cool

[flomo]

NBOC

one my kids got sick, so i can't go on an overnight float down the conneticut river. Fishing and Drinking the whole way down. i'm too busy getting puked on.

[bigred]

NBOC...having kids

[IowaSkinsFan]

Who thinks i'm an idiot for spending time on a $15 an hour job when I make at least $150 an hour playing poker?

[UG]

{raises hand}

[Lukie]

george you're not in school anymore.

oh, wait...

zing

[UG]

zing


It depends, ISF. What are you doing as work for $15? Is it going to help you in the future, or is it just something you have that allows you to say you have a job and stuff, something to maybe fall back on if poker falls through?

And what type of job do you have in college that pays $15? That's some pretty good scratch for a college guy.

[bigred]

He's a man whore...although 90% of male whores are frequented by other males...I saw it on Spring...it's science.

[|~|ypermegachi]

NBOC, having oneitis over a girl.

[chardrian]

WTF I WASN'T LOUD AT ALL I KEPT IT DOWN FOR YOU MORAN.

Is it boc or nboc that the part of the thread that made me laugh the most was the fact that Lukie tried to call someone a moron but can't even spell it?...

I'm thinking online spelling nazi is prolly nboc.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[blackatom]

WTF I WASN'T LOUD AT ALL I KEPT IT DOWN FOR YOU MORAN.

Is it boc or nboc that the part of the thread that made me laugh the most was the fact that Lukie tried to call someone a moron but can't even spell it?...

I'm thinking online spelling nazi is prolly nboc.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I have not spent nearly as much time lurking on 2p2 as here but i believe i remember seeing a thread that a regular was making a rediculous statement about poker odds and calling people "moran" on purpose. From what I can remember he cyber argued forever with people as a joke & some people didn't get it. Pretty funny actually.

[gabe]

chard u got leveled

[Galapogos]

chard u got leveled

That's #2 Gabe.

[Ash256]

Who thinks i'm an idiot for spending time on a $15 an hour job when I make at least $150 an hour playing poker?

NBOC

[Ash256]

Who thinks I'm NBOC for trying to play poker professionally for $25/hr on a bankroll of 1.2k?

[ChrisTheFish]

Well, i split with my girl, lost 8 buyins and i have to retake my 1st year of uni again. NBOC?

[Ash256]

I feel at home in this thread.

Maybe some random 50NL hand histories will make it more NBOC?

[Warpe]

I go over to my computer and there is IM from this girl that I like and have gone out with a couple times saying we're never going to work out and it having something to do with me cussing out her best friend. meh, she was a bitch and deserved it (trust me).

More details pls.

Also, I'm disappointed that there was nothing about going to the gym and working out anywhere in this story.

[Ash256]

Well, i split with my girl, lost 8 buyins and i have to retake my 1st year of uni again. NBOC?

At least you're in uni. I've only got 170 UCAS points because I spent my 6th form college years getting drunk and skipping lessons.

[ChrisTheFish]

Well, i split with my girl, lost 8 buyins and i have to retake my 1st year of uni again. NBOC?

At least you're in uni. I've only got 170 UCAS points because I spent my 6th form college years getting drunk and skipping lessons.

Me too! , that's why i got 160 UCAS points. They still let me do a 240 course. But it is only huddersfield uni...

[gabe]

Well, i split with my girl, lost 8 buyins and i have to retake my 1st year of uni again. NBOC?

At least you're in uni. I've only got 170 UCAS points because I spent my 6th form college years getting drunk and skipping lessons.

this goes in the BOC thread, i think

[lolzzz_321]

Hey Gabe,

You're a liar. DUCY?

[LimpinAintEZ]

last time i was in vegas got fleeced by a escort - Talked to them on the phone, the girl comes over and AFTER she takes $180 from me says she needs like $900-$1,000 to stay for an hour and what not - after a few minutes of arguing she basically walks out - i call the phone # and they basically tell me to fuck off -

i feel comfortable telling this story since nobody knows my wife - I didn't even want to fuck her - I just didn't want to go to a strip club....then I called my local friend the next day and he told me a ton of those services pull that shit on people - so i guess i'm just another vegas sucker -

[Galapogos]

What can you do? CheatinAintEZ

[gabe]

Hey Gabe,

You're a liar. DUCY?

i decided it was ok to post in this as long as i was directing people to the superior thread

[Lukie]

hey everyone, let's all laugh at chard...

tehehemwahahahakekekelollollolhyachachach

[Lukie]

I go over to my computer and there is IM from this girl that I like and have gone out with a couple times saying we're never going to work out and it having something to do with me cussing out her best friend. meh, she was a bitch and deserved it (trust me).

More details pls.

Also, I'm disappointed that there was nothing about going to the gym and working out anywhere in this story.

not a whole lot to tell about the girl, the FRIEND on the other hand:

think: super spoiled little brat, thinks world revolves around her... no scratch that.. universe revolves around her, complete stuck-up bitch, very rude, fat but not morbidly obese and thinks she's hot shit.. likes to wear belly shirts and take myspace pics of her in thongs even though she's completely discusting, etc.

i made it a point to hit all of these, um, points. profanity-laced of course.

gym stories to come, stay tuned

[Warpe]

.. likes to wear belly shirts and take myspace pics of her in thongs even though she's completely discusting, etc.

let us be the judge of that. linky?

[spoonitnow]

my br isn't 5 figures yet

shipithollanotsoballa

[Deanglow]

My best friend from high school came out of the closet to me last week. And he has a boyfriend. NBOC

[Lukie]

.. likes to wear belly shirts and take myspace pics of her in thongs even though she's completely discusting, etc.

let us be the judge of that. linky?

this is the best i could do, for obvious reasons

the pic is very, um, generous. she used to talk a lot of shit behind her friend's back too, it was funny.

trainwrecks appreciated

[Lukie]

this thread is so great

[blackatom]

Wow she's hot

[blackatom]

...

[Lukie]

it's amazing what a picture taken at a perfect angle, with a table covering up your beer gut can do