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    Default NHL Playoffs Thread (NSFW)

    My Western Conf predictions:

    Preds up 1 game against Ducks-I predict 4-1 series with Preds on top
    Ellis will never be able to pull this out for the Ducks.

    Wings will sweep Coyotes

    Caunucks over Hawks 4-2

    Sharks over Kings 4-1
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    Bruins > Habs 4-2
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    VAN > CHI 4-2
    SJS > LAK 4-0
    DET > PHX 4-2
    ANA > NSH 4-3

    WSH > NYR 4-2
    PHI > BUF 4-1
    BOS > MTL 4-3
    TBL > PIT 4-3

    Pittsburgh probably wins the series, but I am cheering for Tampa.
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    Fucking Montreal. Get over yourselves!

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    Fuck Bruins...Fuck
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    Tonight's game sums up better than any words can why the sabres were the worst possible bottom seed the flyers could face. The flyers could deal with a good defense cause no checking line can stop 7 20 goal scorers but unfortunately Ryan miller doesn't come off for many changes :/. 32 shots, 6 power plays, a million scoring opportunities and we lose 1-0
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    CAREY MOTHER FUCKING PRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FU bruins
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    Quote Originally Posted by KoRnholio View Post
    Fucking Montreal. Get over yourselves!

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    that is hilarious
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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    Tonight's game sums up better than any words can why the sabres were the worst possible bottom seed the flyers could face. The flyers could deal with a good defense cause no checking line can stop 7 20 goal scorers but unfortunately Ryan miller doesn't come off for many changes :/. 32 shots, 6 power plays, a million scoring opportunities and we lose 1-0
    Ryan Miller is the new Mike Richter. When your team's playing against him he's good enough to really fuck shit up for them when it counts.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Penneywize View Post
    that is hilarious
    sick sick sickkkk marketing coup :P
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    The Canucks look really fucking good
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deanglow View Post
    The Canucks look really fucking good
    Their penalty kill is ridiculous. Definitely a far cry from how it started last year. What was the stat? They were scored on in like 17 of the first 20?


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    wheeeeeeee
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    Fleurry, miller and Thomas all lose tonight, hurrah!
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    Fleury lost tonight? How the fuck long are your nights?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Bruins > Habs 4-2
    Care to revise?
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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Penneywize View Post
    Care to revise?
    Nope
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Nope
    LOL!

    I'll be enjoying myself seeing egg-head Julien lose his mind tonight.
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    Is it me or is it impossible to watch Canadiens / Bruins on CBC when the Habs are losing?

    Fucking Bob Cole nutcupping the bruin's every play

    On to RDS...
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    lol Bob Cole

    He is the epitome of lol
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    Only 3 games away from me being right...be scared Canada.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Only 3 games away from me being right...be scared Canada.
    meh habs weren't going to sweep
    the way the game ended up, it's not exactly a heartbreaking loss
    the hab's pushback level was incredible

    on to game 4
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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    game 4 sums up better than any words can why the sabres were the worst possible bottom seed the flyers could face. The flyers could deal with a good defense cause no checking line can stop 7 20 goal scorers but unfortunately Ryan miller doesn't come off for many changes :/. 32 shots, 4 power plays, a million scoring opportunities and we lose 1-0
    FMP

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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    FMP

    FML
    yeah, seriously. game 1 redux
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    I like how everyone is cheering for Tampa Bay in the series except for the residents of Tampa Bay. lrn2 sellout arenas with your own fans.
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    It's almost time to GOGOGO!!
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    What is going on Canucks??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    What is going on Canucks??


    I mean I think we'll win still, but this is just unnecessary stress
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    Let me be the first to say...

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    That'll be $2500, sir
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Let me be the first to say...

    classy guy/team
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post


    I mean I think we'll win still, but this is just unnecessary stress
    Yah for sure but how will we do against the real good teams??


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexos View Post
    classy guy/team
    hey guy, right here

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    "My glove got stuck"

    wp, wp!

    Very exciiite about the game tonight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Wow, I missed that one. I love shit like that!


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Wow, I didn't even know there were so many Hockey fans on here. That's Awesome!!!! Let's Go Red Wings!!!!
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    inb4 bigred says some gay shit about his prediction coming true etc
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    ducks . . .

    ducks.

    ducks!

    DUCKS!

    DUCKS!!

    DUCKS!!!!

    DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Yeah I was watching that game last night. That was so sick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Yah for sure but how will we do against the real good teams??
    like who? If we beat Chicago, we win the cup. Book it!
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    un
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    believable

    on to game 7 for Van / Chi ?!?

    last year, when philly came back from down 3 games to win a series, it was the first time in 30+ years that any team managed the same feat

    now it's looking like it will happen in back-to-back years?

    I feel so bad for canucks fans. and here I was feeling shitty that montreal blew a 2-0 lead in our own series.

    best of luck in game 7.
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    Go Preds

    Can't believe Hawks have won 3 in a row. I don't get not starting Luongo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Penneywize View Post
    inb4 bigred says some gay shit about his prediction coming true etc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasquach991 View Post
    Can't believe Hawks have won 3 in a row. I don't get not starting Luongo.
    They didn't want to be in a bad spot if Luongo played a terrible game 6 cuz then it's "wtf do we do in game 7". Starting Schneider meant that they could just put Luongo in for the next game no matter what, whether it was for game 7 or game 1 of the next series.

    Pretty tilted about game 7 on Tuesday. This is epic in a terrible way. I wish I weren't such a Canucks fan otherwise yesterday's game would have been amazing.
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    Two riots happening tonight in Canada, potentially.

    I'm scared to watch the 'nucks game
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    Worst downfall of any NHL team in any series in the history of the game.

    If Nucks lose tonight.

    Worst of all time because Nucks were President trophy winners. Not sure if that's happened before.

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    inb4 penneywize says some gay shit about bigred's prediction not coming true etc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Penneywize View Post
    inb4 penneywize says some gay shit about bigred's prediction not coming true etc
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    meh, series not over
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    prediction was 4-2.. it's lose lose from here on Bigredddd!!!

    fwiw I think kicking Lucic out of the game + 5min penalty was a ridic call..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexos View Post
    prediction was 4-2.. it's lose lose from here on Bigredddd!!!

    fwiw I think kicking Lucic out of the game + 5min penalty was a ridic call..
    blowing the play dead on our 1st goal when Thomas had no idea where the puck was was also a ridic call... evens out
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    http://oi54.tinypic.com/29pf4uu.jpg

    one of the best first-round series i remember watching as a flyers fan. talk about puttying your biggest weakness and your biggest strength on display lol.

    oh and the flyers with pressure on them and the flyers with no pressure are two COMPLETELY different teams (same with last year). it's like they're spotting teams leads just to make it fair or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    http://oi54.tinypic.com/29pf4uu.jpg

    one of the best first-round series i remember watching as a flyers fan. talk about puttying your biggest weakness and your biggest strength on display lol.

    oh and the flyers with pressure on them and the flyers with no pressure are two COMPLETELY different teams (same with last year). it's like they're spotting teams leads just to make it fair or something.
    Yeah what a great series. I thought Philly was going to crush... gg Buffalo
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    Habs winning = no riot...yet
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    Score the insurance goal already Vancouver, this is killing me!!


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
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    Canucks are cursed....we just can't win. Crawford is God like tonight. Kane is gonna score the OT winner.
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    WHOOOO!!! What a way to get it back after that penalty shot!


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    Also, Kesler needs to be wearing the C next year.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Curse broken!

    Canucks, fuck yeah!
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    fucking Canadians
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    Quote Originally Posted by Penneywize View Post
    blowing the play dead on our 1st goal when Thomas had no idea where the puck was was also a ridic call... evens out
    yea almost forgot about that one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Also, Kesler needs to be wearing the C next year.
    +1

    either way he will soon enough
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    Glad someone got a screen cap of this:


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Glad someone got a screen cap of this:
    fuckin priceless
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    These green guys deserve an oscar or something.. they're ridic
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    i take it this is the international symbol for advancing on an overtime win in game 7? nh, sir
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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    i take it this is the international symbol for advancing on an overtime win in game 7? nh, sir
    FML
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    FML
    haha +1 for having quoted the sweep. Hopefully not overtime for us though.
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