The newest registered user is stuck

[heatman]

Somebody please help this person. He's been stuck all morning.[/u]

[FyrFytr998]

Okay Heat. You grab the Vasoline. I'll get the prybars and baby oil.

[jmrogers7]

Sickos

[FyrFytr998]

This actually reminds me about a call I did not to long ago. I was dispatched to a home where the caller stated that his childs head was stuck in a piece of furniture. Sounds harmless right? Well close your eyes and picture this.

We arrive at the home and it looks like.....well not to sound snobby or stuck up.....trashy. The people there would be your typical trailer park type. So here we have three burly looking biker dudes. And they direct us into the house. As we're walking up the walkway, the father says he was out back when he heard his kid start crying out loud.

So I'm first in the door and what do I see. A 5 year old boy with his head stuck inbetween the footrest and seat of a lazyboy. You know, the piece that comes out when you pull the handle to recline. He crying and carrying on. Lord knows how he got himself in that situation.

Here's the funny part. The child is stuck in a bent over position with NO PANTS OR UNDERWEAR ON! It was really all I could to to keep myself from rolling on the floor laughing. The father said they had attempted to get the child out themselves. And I was wondering how taking off his pants would facilitate that. Especially when all one had to do was look under the pad and unscrew the 2 screws there.

Well, needless to say, *Sticks out chest* I was the hero of the day. Being the rookie I was of course made the butt of some jokes. My Lt. told my Chief that I walked in the home and told the kid,
"Son, it's just not your day." And proceeded to unbuckle his belt.

Anyways we still laugh pretty good about that call.

Sickos

Dont you mean STICKOS!

Sorry that was an awful joke

[heatman]

Our users have posted a total of 12995 articles
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The newest registered user is STILL! stuck
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Most users ever online was 106 on Sat May 15, 2004 4:28 am
Registered Users: dwarfman1990, heatman, strangebird

This is becoming a real problem. How will you get any more members if we can't get this guy through the system??

This is not a laughing matter!

[FyrFytr998]

Just like you can end any fortune cookie with the term " in bed."

Imagine the endless possilbilities of

The newest registered user is __________.

Hopefully people will refrain from this terrible waste of Xianti and Tyson's moderating time.

Seriously, I hope it dosen't get ridiculous, but it was funny.

[AllinLife]

wow ftr you got some interesting stories

tell me more about interesting inccidents

[FyrFytr998]

You mean like the woman that decided to set her house on fire and run around the street buck naked?

Or the kids that passed out because they grabbed what they thought was lubricant for sex, but was in fact Nitroglycerin cream. Which lowers blood pressure.

Or the time I was checking a patient out who fell down and what I thought was a small cut wound up being his almost severed ear in my hand. To which I professionally said, "Oh Crap!" and made his stable blood pressure jump up about a 100 points.

Or................. :P

[Humphrind]

Well close your eyes and picture this.

I sat here with my eyes closed for about 10 min. Nothing happened. I couldn't picture anything. I had to open my eyes back up before I was picturing things.

[AllinLife]

Or the kids that passed out because they grabbed what they thought was lubricant for sex, but was in fact Nitroglycerin cream. Which lowers blood pressure.

so if you put that stuff on you pass out due to low blood pressure? hmm...gives me an idea to slight variation of hair removal to shampoo bottle

[FyrFytr998]

Or the kids that passed out because they grabbed what they thought was lubricant for sex, but was in fact Nitroglycerin cream. Which lowers blood pressure.

so if you put that stuff on you pass out due to low blood pressure? hmm...gives me an idea to slight variation of hair removal to shampoo bottle

You my friend, need help.

[Fnord]

He may not be our newest registered user anymore, but he's STILL STUCK!

[stuck]

doubt anyone's still reading this, but I just came across it.

I'm still stuck here

[Xianti]

Hello, stuck.