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    Default NEED ADVICE for STUPID PIZZA MAN

    last night i was hanging out over at friends' house, and we got into alot of stuff and were pretty out of it. my friend ordered pizza online and paid for it with his card. when the pizza man showed up my friend was taking out the trash so he got me to get the pizza from the guy. i didn't know my friend had already paid for it and the guy told me how much it was, so i gave him the $13 price + $2 tip. he left then my friend came back and i told him the price so he could give me some money, but then he was like 'wtf i already paid for it.'

    we were too wasted to do anything about it and the guy had already gotten away. what do i do now? what would you do?
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    Cancel the transaction on the cc.
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    Go play 600nl for like 3 minutes to make my 15 bucks back.
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    my buddy did the opposite to one pizza place. Ordered it by phone and when it go there said he had ordered it online. the guy was like "What? hmm. oh yah, here yah go" And nothing ever came of it.

    Id just let it go.
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    I bet if you went to that place and bitched enough the manager would just eventually have to take your word for it and give you some free 'za


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    Declare a jihad. Make the rivers run red with the blood of his family.
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    Hahhahaha gabe that's so funny.

    u so stupid.......
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    Order the same thing again, but not online. Then you just wait in the bushes with a baseball bat when he delivers it.
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    next time just blow the pizza man
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    just let it go
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    would you guys ever order from the same place again?

    what if i did order from the same place (after complaining or letting it go, whichever) and the same guy came?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    would you guys ever order from the same place again?

    what if i did order from the same place (after complaining or letting it go, whichever) and the same guy came?
    Depends on the qualty of pizza available otherwise.

    Who cares if he does show up again?
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    i care because he stole from me

    ps. sorry i didnt answer your call, i had passed out kinda early
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i care because he stole from me

    ps. sorry i didnt answer your call, i had passed out kinda early
    You missed what would have been a legendary conversation. No lie.
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    this thread is now about our failed conversation

    what were you planning on conversating about
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    hey gabe i'm gonna call u in a minute after i get off the phone with this chick
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    this thread is now about our failed conversation

    what were you planning on conversating about
    Im too sober to tell you now.

    Courtie knows but she probably didnt believe me.
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    im in the computer lab so everyone around me will think im being annoying

    but thats fine
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    Rilla, sorry I also didn't answer, but wtf man, leave me a drunken msg
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    Dude I got the perfect solution. Order pizzas over and over every night until he shows up. Most pizza guys leave their cars running or at least their keys in there car. Say step inside while I get the money. Well once he is inside have someone outside hop in his ride and drive it around to the other side of the block or something. The look on his face when he comes out would be worth the 15 bucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Rilla, sorry I also didn't answer, but wtf man, leave me a drunken msg
    I hate effin answering machines. Its gives effing directions for like 2 minutes and just piss me off when im drunk. And these drunk hands of mine destroy things. Like phones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
    Dude I got the perfect solution. Order pizzas over and over every night until he shows up. Most pizza guys leave their cars running or at least their keys in there car. Say step inside while I get the money. Well once he is inside have someone outside hop in his ride and drive it around to the other side of the block or something. The look on his face when he comes out would be worth the 15 bucks.
    Hole Lee Crap. This is well played.
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    5 years in prison later it probably wouldn't be so funny
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    i dont mind doing time to prove my fucking point
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i dont mind doing time to prove my fucking point
    HAHAHA man gabe I love you for that statement. Youre my hero.
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    5 years in prison later it probably wouldn't be so funny
    results oriented.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    would you guys ever order from the same place again?

    what if i did order from the same place (after complaining or letting it go, whichever) and the same guy came?
    Let it go. Just think that you gave a SWEET tip that time.

    i find that NOT complaining after the fact helps to reduce the quantity of saliva and other bodily fluids added to future pies.
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    I'd probably call up the store and try to tell the manager about it. Not because I cared about the money, but just the principle of being stole from bothers me.
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    gabe just face it, you got outplayed
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    how many poker references can be made in this thread
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    look heres another one: getting smashed is -ev since you get scammed by scummy pizza men
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    ooh got another one: you should check raise domino's
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    you guys feel free to chime in with more of these gems
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    LOL pizzaman pulled a squeeze play on you two.
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    nice man, keep em coming
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    thx bro, will do
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    do commune posts count towards wpp? im trying to drop mine to 38
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    do commune posts count towards wpp? im trying to drop mine to 38
    yes thats how my wpp has gone up from 40 to like 50 now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Pizza guy doubled up off you!
    this is the best one so far
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    Ummmmmmm did you even READ mine?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i dont mind doing time to prove my fucking point
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    haha i didn't see this first time around

    i woulda got the guy FIRED
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i dont mind doing time to prove my fucking point
    Gabe's new title?!
    i like it
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    pizzaman hit and ran you
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    Pizza man leveled you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i dont mind doing time to prove my fucking point
    Gabe's new title?!
    i like it
    I'm hesitant about having profanity in titles.
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    f-ing? effing? fugging? damn? pick one?
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    yea probably right, but that was a good line
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    How was the pizza?
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    Nigga get the phone book look up in the yellow page
    Lemme tell you how we fend to get paid

    We gonna order pizza and when we see the driver
    We gonna stick the 25 up in his face

    Lets ride, stepping outside like warriors
    Head to the notorious Southside
    One weapon to the four of us
    Hiding in the corridor until we see the dominos car headlights

    White boy in the wrong place at the right time
    Soon as the car door open up he mine
    We roll up quick and put the pistol to his nose
    By the look on his face he probably shitted in his clothes

    You know what this is
    It's a stick up
    Gimme the do' from your pickups
    You ran into the wrong niggaz

    We running down the block hot with these pizza boxes
    So we split up and met back at the apartment
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry
    Nigga get the phone book look up in the yellow page
    Lemme tell you how we fend to get paid

    We gonna order pizza and when we see the driver
    We gonna stick the 25 up in his face

    Lets ride, stepping outside like warriors
    Head to the notorious Southside
    One weapon to the four of us
    Hiding in the corridor until we see the dominos car headlights

    White boy in the wrong place at the right time
    Soon as the car door open up he mine
    We roll up quick and put the pistol to his nose
    By the look on his face he probably shitted in his clothes

    You know what this is
    It's a stick up
    Gimme the do' from your pickups
    You ran into the wrong niggaz

    We running down the block hot with these pizza boxes
    So we split up and met back at the apartment
    dont put me on dishes im dropping them bitches
    and taking all day long to mop the kitchen
    shit we aint getting paid comission, minimum wage, modern day slave conditions
    got me flippin burgers with no power
    cant even buy one off what i make in an hour
    im not the one to kiss ass for the top position
    i take mine off the top like a politician
    something something dirt is a part of living
    i got mouths to feed and i gots to get it
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    The dude is pwned by life being a pizza dude no?
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    Lemme tell you how we funna to get paid
    fyp I think.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Lemme tell you how we funna to get paid
    fyp I think.
    ha nice
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    Default Re: NEED ADVICE for STUPID PIZZA MAN

    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    $2 tip ,what would you do?
    $2 doesn't even cover a gallon of gas to get your pizza to your drunk and stoned asses.

    I give my guy at least $5

    You musta ordered pizza from him before and he was just gettin his due.
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    HELL YEAH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Lemme tell you how we funna get paid
    fyp I think.
    fmfyp
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    this thread is now about our failed conversation

    what were you planning on conversating about
    Im too sober to tell you now.

    Courtie knows but she probably didnt believe me.
    First time I've seen this thread.

    I don't remember this conversation
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    As someone who worked at a pizza joint delivering for a couple of years, here's the procedure you need to go through any time something goes wrong at a pizza place with a delivery order.

    Problem: You get a pizza, something is wrong.

    Solution: Don't talk to the fucking delivery driver. They deliver pizzas, and they can't pull one out of their ass on the spot. So if something is wrong, dial up the place and talk to the manager, and request a replacement. With enough bitching / moaning / complaining, you can usually get some extra shit for free on the side.

    In your particular case, I would have called and told the manager so either A.) You got a refund or B.) Got your friend's card credited back or C.) Got credit for your next order.

    Also if the manager is a punk and you really feel like being a jerk or are generally dissatisfied, threaten (or actually call) the next highest manager, like the district office / manager or whoever....stores actually are rated based on customer service complaints amongst a bunch of other things...every complaint you make takes a little bonus out of their pocket.

    Enjoy!
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    This one time I was hanging with 2 hippies friends who didn't eat meat. We order a mushroom pizza and the cheesbread pizza from Papa Johns. Dude delivers the order, big box, small box. We get upstairs and it's pepperoni and theor desert pizza. I'm starving so I grab a piece of the pepperoni and my friend calls the store to tell them the order is wrong. 5 min later delivery guy comes back with our order all embarrased. Since I already ate a piece he can't take it back so he just gives us the original order. 30 min later another knock at the door. The manager had re-made our order so in the end we got 3 large pizzas, 2 cheese garlic bread pizzas and 1 desert pizza for like $10.

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    yea probably right, but that was a good line
    damn right
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    pizza box still sitting in your kitchen next to the garbage can?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    yea probably right, but that was a good line
    damn right
    yup
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    yea probably right, but that was a good line
    damn right
    yup
    shameless self promotion imo
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    remember when the commune didn't suck
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    isnt there a different thread people can bump?
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