So, I was out for a walk with the lads the other night, and we stumbled upon a young lady lying on the ground. Her clothes were torn up, and she had bruises all over. That's when we realised that we'd been walking in circles.
03-26-2014 12:17 AM
#451
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So, I was out for a walk with the lads the other night, and we stumbled upon a young lady lying on the ground. Her clothes were torn up, and she had bruises all over. That's when we realised that we'd been walking in circles. | |
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03-26-2014 05:27 AM
#452
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The kids were being sick everywhere last night, I told them I had put ginger in the curry...They loved that cat. | |
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03-29-2014 06:59 PM
#453
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A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know. One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway. | |
04-08-2014 01:26 PM
#454
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A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. | |
05-03-2014 11:21 PM
#455
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A hooker brings a client to her condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. The client asks her if she gives good hand jobs. | |
05-04-2014 08:57 AM
#456
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05-13-2014 12:59 PM
#457
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Two strangers meet on a golf course and decide to play together. | |
05-13-2014 02:45 PM
#458
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Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. | |
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09-11-2014 03:39 PM
#459
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A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunk lady swinging her gin at a nearby table. | |