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    man I feel bad for people who cant, or are too lazy to cook.

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    yes, that thing on the top right is sliced potatoes layered with parmesian cheese salt and pepper, wrapped in bacon, then baked for an hour...

    someone please tell me how I dont gain weight?

    oh and btw, I was just at OCB (old country buffet for those who arent in the know) earlier today...
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    Paper plates and plastic ware?? How classy. Are you sure you didn't thieve some pics of Prozach's dinner that he cooked for his (ex?) woman???
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    looks kinda gross
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    Where's the chicken?
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    you dont need to wash paper plates and plastic silverware.. As for the quality of the food, I dont know what you would be calling nasty. My tuna salad is the best Ive ever had, Mrs. T's frozen pierogis are very good for frozen. Crackers are crackers, sour cream is sour cream, and how can you go wrong with layered potatoes and parmaesian cheese wrapped in bacon... seriously?

    if you dont think this food is good, yet you stuff your face with mcdonalds.. well.. somethings fucked up in your head.
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    i think your food is awesome.
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    PEROGIESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG Ill fuck you if you cook me that


    My frozen perogies got fucked up because my shitty lil college fridge/freezer cannot keep them frozen
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Anything wrapped in bacon is uber-gooor-met!

    [Homer Simpson] Mmmmmmmm ....... bacon wrapped in bacon ...... arlagharlagh! **Drool, drool**. [/Homer Simpson]
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    *drool* nh boostnslide....

    I have cooked for myself (and my family) ever since I was 18.

    my cooking> having to eat bologna sandwiches
    my cooking > my ex wifes cooking
    my cooking > my wifes cooking
    the ability to cook and clean and therefore be self-sufficient>having to rely on ANYONE else to do it.
    the sex that goes with the ability to cook a good meal>having to take matters in your own hands

    I agree with boostnslide (except for the part about not being able to gain weight). Someday our metabolism catches up to all of us, but our tastes in food are harder to change to adapt to that.....

    Cooking is a breeze. Mostly people are too lazy to do it. It's not had to follow a recipe (or the directions on a box). Even easier when you have some kind of talent for it. Any of you guys ever up around Indy, I'll cook you a real meal....chicken and noodles from scratch, real mashed potatoes, dutch apple pie from scratch.....YUM....
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    Today's meal




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    jk bud food looks nice.
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    hey Mcdonalds is good for you, dont dis
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    Quote Originally Posted by STIdrivr
    hey Mcdonalds is good for you, dont dis
    mcd is honestly the worst food on the planet.
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    BK lounge > Mdees

    Taco Bell > All
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    ake, you forgot

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    If I can't make my meal in a blender or cook it on the foreman grill, I'm probably getting takeout...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    BK lounge > Mdees

    Taco Bell > All
    At least you EMO kids have a good taste for food. Two thumbs up.
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    I love me a good soft chicken taco.
    derp
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    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    I love me a good soft pink taco.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    I love me some meaty piss flaps.
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    lol paper plates + plastic cutlery owns I buy that shit too.. no way im doing dishes
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    eating taco bell is like jerking off in your room. it's really exciting for 5 minutes, but then an hour later when everything smells bad you're wondering if it was really necessary.
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    yah ... I dont have a dishwasher guys... so I eat off paper plates, I normally wash silverware, but someone bought the plastics, so I got lazy and used them.

    Cooking can be really relaxing, truthfully even washing dishes... after playing a couple sets of sngs, I dont mind doing a few dishes and cooking. And yes, like cardsman said, knowing how to cook will get you some 10 of 10 pussy. Seriously taking a girl shopping then going back to the crib and making an amazing feast, they just just will melt for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    yah ... I dont have a dishwasher guys... so I eat off paper plates, I normally wash silverware, but someone bought the plastics, so I got lazy and used them.

    Cooking can be really relaxing, truthfully even washing dishes... after playing a couple sets of sngs, I dont mind doing a few dishes and cooking. And yes, like cardsman said, knowing how to cook will get you some 10 of 10 pussy. Seriously taking a girl shopping then going back to the crib and making an amazing feast, they just just will melt for you.
    I thought she just came to visit you for the weekend?
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    nah for valentines, she flew in on friday, then ditched school mon-wed .. flew back wed evening.

    and... I dont know you... maybe I should stop posting my personal affairs on a public forum.. doh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    I love me a good soft pink taco.
    My friends lil brother was being anoying and asking me if I liked nachos so I told him I prefer fish tacos now all he talks about is fish tacos and my friend hates me
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    haha
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    Ive done it again! swedish pancakes (the best kind) with some nice fluffy eggs, and some A1 sauce for them (A1 tastes so good on eggs..)
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    But England have crumpets, therefore we win everything by default.
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    What kind of sauce is that Jabu?
    We swedes have strawberry jam on our pancakes, and ice cream
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    But England have crumpets, therefore we win everything by default.
    Crumpets are next in line to inherit the Earth
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Ive done it again! swedish pancakes (the best kind) with some nice fluffy eggs, and some A1 sauce for them (A1 tastes so good on eggs..)
    Any reason why you keep posting simple food dishes on paper plates and a notebook?

    :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by ake
    What kind of sauce is that Jabu?
    We swedes have strawberry jam on our pancakes, and ice cream
    a1 steak sauce.
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    I eat on that note book... I used to draw a lot, I havent in years, so now I just use it as a food tray. This way I dont get crumbs all over my bed. And you might think they are simple, and they are, but most people I know would try to boil water and burn it.
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    What makes a pancake swedish? (insert ethnic joke here)

    No but seriously what is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    I eat on that note book...
    Get a table my man

    Just busting your balls...

    Best,
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  38. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by mb2447
    What makes a pancake swedish? (insert ethnic joke here)

    No but seriously what is it?
    its a much thinner pancake, almsot like a crepe. So it comes out kinda spongry, instead of bready..
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    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Now that's a kick ass breakfast..... is that ham or canadian bacon?? either way, it works for me
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    Humphrind should post pics of some of his culinary creations.
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    you like canadian stuff, don't you xianti?
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    Don't know. The only Canadian food I know of is Canadian bacon and maple syrup. And Canadian bacon may not really be Canadian, for all I know. And I don't really like sweet stuff like syrup.

    Why do you ask?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Don't know. The only Canadian food I know of is Canadian bacon and maple syrup. And Canadian bacon may not really be Canadian, for all I know. And I don't really like sweet stuff like syrup.

    Why do you ask?
    i htink he meant court.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Don't know. The only Canadian food I know of is Canadian bacon and maple syrup. And Canadian bacon may not really be Canadian, for all I know. And I don't really like sweet stuff like syrup.

    Why do you ask?
    i htink he meant court.
    VQC play GOOT
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    aaahhh.. you mean sweet Canadian ham.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    aaahhh.. you mean sweet Canadian ham.
    hahah


    and yah its canadian bacon... which is infact ham.. so yes its ham too.. heh...

    and I cook better shit, this has all jsut been lazy food. Wait till the next time Im makin some crazy shit...
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    i'm really hungry and i don't feel like cooking breakfast.

    make me scrambled eggs, boost.
    derp
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Humphrind should post pics of some of his culinary creations.
    I don't really take pictures of my food.

    But someone else did once. http://www.kansascitymenus.com/lillies/

    If you wait long enough it will scroll to a picture or two of my food.

    And yes, I'm the chef that is pictured.
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
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    OMFG MAKE IT SCROLL FASTER!!!1!!shiftone!!!11!one!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    OMFG MAKE IT SCROLL FASTER!!!1!!shiftone!!!11!one!!!
    I agree.
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
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    Humphrind where did you go to school? And how long did you go for? I think if I dont start to get rich soon, I might consider going to culinary school. I would probably look at going to kendall if I did go to school to cOoK f0Odz.
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    Humph is alive <3 <3 <3
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    Johnson County Community College is THE culinary school of Kansas City. They have sent their team to the national competition evey year for the past 10 years, and had 4 ist place finishes.

    But I never went there, or anywhwhere. I simply read books and practiced in the kitchen every day for the past 10 years.

    I got lucky to get to my current position, but after I leave I'm either going to get my next position on experience, or go to school.
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
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    word.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.

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