my buddy is being accused of rape

[spoonitnow]

I have a buddy who's going through a breakup, and I took him out to go meet some girls this past weekend. Without going into too much detail, we met these two girls in the city who were roommates who liked this pimpin, and about five hours later, my friend and at were at their apartment.

I got the hot one, but my friend didn't mind because he doesn't get laid much, plus he likes fat chicks anyway. I'm on one couch doing my thing with this girl, and he's on the other couch doing his thing with that girl. I just get head because I didn't have a condom, and he bangs this girl while she rides him on the couch. Everyone is laughing and hanging out, and it's a good time.

We finished up, and I decided it was time to go since it was like 1 am and I told my girl that I'd be back by like 11. I drop him off at his house and make the long drive home.

Around 1:30 pm the next afternoon (Sunday), my friend has called me completely freaking out. The fat chick is saying that he raped her and telling this shit to all of her friends, and he's getting tons of phone calls and death threats via text and voicemail. The chick that I was with won't text me back, and I've tried calling her to no avail, and she hasn't contacted me at all even though she just happily blew me like the night before.

I'm not really sure what to do. My friend hasn't been contacted by any cops or anything, but it's just a fucked up situation. Any suggestions?

[oskar]

You shouldn't stick your dick in anything that has a cavity... On second thought, maybe you should. I am not a biologist.

[Galapogos]

I have some suggestions:

- To make your fake story more believable you should include minor details that, while not important to the telling of the story, show you were actually there. During an experience, there are always small details that will stand out to the story-teller as worthy of telling, no just by the numbers plot-points.

- Be will be more likely to believe your fake story is real if it's not based on the exact kind of incident you have expressed interest and a strong opinion on several times before.

- And last but not least, spoon always goes for the fat chick in these kinds of stories.

Edit:

Another suggestion: Your fake story needs to have some plausibility, in this case, no one is going to believe a girl attempted a fake rape accusation when there were two witnesses in the exact room as them. One of them being her friend.

[drmcboy]

He should move up to where they respect his raises

[spoonitnow]

Your fake story needs to have some plausibility, in this case, no one is going to believe a girl attempted a fake rape accusation when there were two witnesses in the exact room as them. One of them being her friend.

Funny enough, this is the part that you're the most wrong about when it seems like the part that makes the most sense.

[oskar]

You make those kinds of posts a lot. The ones where you say you know something someone else doesn't but then you don't say what it is. Is that what the kids call trolling? Or is it supposed to make you look smart?

[spoonitnow]

You make those kinds of posts a lot. The ones where you say you know something someone else doesn't but then you don't say what it is. Is that what the kids call trolling? Or is it supposed to make you look smart?

l2read

[ChipEaterMan]

[oskar]

l2read

Come on spoon... You can't insult me because I don't respect you. I thought you'd know that by now.

[spoonitnow]

Come on spoon... You can't insult me because I don't respect you. I thought you'd know that by now.

l2read

[jackvance]

- Be will be more likely to believe your fake story is real if it's not based on the exact kind of incident you have expressed interest and a strong opinion on several times before.

lol

[spoonitnow]

lol

So if a girl is against rape, and she gets raped, no one will believe her?

[BennyLaRue]

Took you 5 hours to close, say an hour at the apartment for the Mayberry "hot one" to chat and happily polish you up and you were gone by 1am.

Where do you meet people at 7pm on a Saturday?

[jackvance]

if a girl is against rape

Are you implying there are pro-rape girls?

[spoonitnow]

Are you implying there are pro-rape girls?

Perhaps unfortunately there are women who are pro-rape, both for themselves and for others as being the victims.

[spoonitnow]

Took you 5 hours to close, say an hour at the apartment for the Mayberry "hot one" to chat and happily polish you up and you were gone by 1am.

Where do you meet people at 7pm on a Saturday?

It didn't happen in Mayberry. The scene of the situation was Winston-Salem.

[zeroguy]

What a thread. lol

[BennyLaRue]

It didn't happen in Mayberry. The scene of the situation was Winston-Salem.

Ah, the Camel City, statistically the sex crime capital of Forsyth County. That town has killed more people than anywhere. The story adds up.

[spoonitnow]

Yeah it probably helps that the city limits make up about 90 percent of Forsyth County.

[Galapogos]

Yeah it probably helps that the city limits make up about 90 percent of Forsyth County.

So does ur mom.

* I know this is wufwugy's thing but it has been 3 days since spoon's post and it felt wrong that the joke wasn't made yet.

[spoonitnow]

So does ur mom.

* I know this is wufwugy's thing but it has been 3 days since spoon's post and it felt wrong that the joke wasn't made yet.

lol wp

[OngBonga]

This is obviously bollocks. Any fat chick getting it is not gonna cry rape, she gets super clingy.