morning wood

[will641]

do you enjoy it? does it annoy you? discuss.

[Deanglow]

nuisance

[Stacks]

11 inches.

[bikes]

annoying,

[Xianti]

getting my swell on

[flomo]

glad i still got it

[will641]

my main problem with it is its hard to beat off for me when i just wake up. i guess my brain hasnt woken up yet and doesnt have full access to the spank bank.

[givememyleg]

indifferent. doesn't bother me.

[XTR1000]

I was cool with it when I had my own appartment. its annoying when ur living with someone else.

[bode]

sucks trying to take a piss

[d0zer]

I like it cuz I can slap my wife or my dogs with it to let them know who the pack leader is. When it's flaccid it doesn't have the same kinda "thwap"

[kiwiMark]

Annoying to piss out of, and it's annoying to beat off when you need to piss, which makes every morning a horribly confusing time.

[JKDS]

arent you afraid your dog will just go...idk...chomp?

[rong]

It's great if you can just roll over and get some, its a more intense orgasam when you need a piss. Sucks if you don't have anything to do with it though.

[boost]

Ive got no problems with it, but I never feel compelled to rub one out in the morning. If I ever do I just feel like such a degenerate for the rest of the day.

[kiwiMark]

It's great if you can just roll over and get some, its a more intense orgasam when you need a piss. Sucks if you don't have anything to do with it though.

Hmm, this is not my experience, I find sex or just knocking one out when I need to take a slash really shit.

[rong]

depends how bad you need to go. If I'm dying for a piss sex is the last thing on my mind, but if I just kinda need to go then I think it somewhat adds to it.

[bigred]

I can wait the two minutes to pee and then have sex. Peeing directly after sex is a miserable endeavor.

[boost]

I can wait the two minutes to pee and then have sex. Peeing directly after sex is a miserable endeavor.

what?! best piss ever. Except for the occasional multiple streams.. that shit is hazardous.

[BennyLaRue]

do you enjoy it? does it annoy you?

My wang does what it wants. Who am I to argue?

[wufwugy]

its great. srsly who can get mad at their own boner

i have no clue how anybody can get off in the morning. did it once to try but that shit takes forever and is awful payoff

and old guys not being able to get it up is a myth. grandpa doesnt need viagra, he needs a scantily clad 24 year old

[kingnat]

[x] your sister enjoys it.

[Chelle]

I love morning wood.

[spoonitnow]

I love morning wood.

I can confirm this.

[UG]

not a big fan, two reasons. I always have to pee in the morning and I like to sleep on my stomach.

[ATOTHEC101]

Not a fan either, I'm never in the mood to toot my own horn first thing in the morning plus when you need to pee...

Even doing a shit becomes hazardous, you have to somehow bend your wang under the seat then hold it down with your hand so piss doesn't spray through the gap, it's happened before, I said the toilet must be leaking.

[boost]

Not a fan either, I'm never in the mood to toot my own horn first thing in the morning plus when you need to pee...

Even doing a shit becomes hazardous, you have to somehow bend your wang under the seat then hold it down with your hand so piss doesn't spray through the gap, it's happened before, I said the toilet must be leaking.

I vaguely remember this happening to me when I was really young and I got my pants wet cuz they were around my ankles.

[kiwiMark]

Even doing a shit becomes hazardous, you have to somehow bend your wang under the seat then hold it down with your hand so piss doesn't spray through the gap, it's happened before, I said the toilet must be leaking.

Hahahaha this. That fucks me off so much.

[ProZachNation]

annoying I don't have time to deal with it usually, then it is all hard to piss no good no good

[dranger7070]

Its awesome when you got a chick in bed, because I've yet to meet one that will say no once its in lol. Kind of depressing when you wake up and you got a raging hard on with nothing to do with it. :/ Kind of 50/50 whether or not its awesome or annoying I guess.

[wufwugy]

Anybody else feel like a morning ejac is the waste of an ejac

[kiwiMark]

Anybody else feel like a morning ejac is the waste of an ejac

Yes, but I attribute it to the need to pee during ejac.

[boost]

Anybody else feel like a morning ejac is the waste of an ejac

Yes, but I attribute it to the need to pee during ejac.

nah, it has nothing to do with that. Take a piss and then rub one out.. it still sucks. When I was on internship I worked with this kid (a cook) who claimed that he rubbed one out as part of his morning routine. This really baffled me. I mean its just bad to start off your day with such a peak. Unless you get some, or youre going sky diving or some shit, how can you hope to top that?

[Luco]

I hate morning wood. So damn annoying.

[kevster]

not a big fan, two reasons. I always have to pee in the morning and I like to sleep on my stomach.

Isn't it because you need to pee that you have morning wood?

[rong]

Annoying to piss out of, and it's annoying to beat off when you need to piss, which makes every morning a horribly confusing time.

Hold on, I'm confused! You can piss when you have wood? I didn't think you were phisically able. Doesn't wood close off one tube and open up an avenue for something else?

[rong]

problem solved

http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html

[d0zer]

Annoying to piss out of, and it's annoying to beat off when you need to piss, which makes every morning a horribly confusing time.

Hold on, I'm confused! You can piss when you have wood? I didn't think you were phisically able. Doesn't wood close off one tube and open up an avenue for something else?

There's nothing quite like living out in the country where you can just walk out on your back deck in the morning naked with a raging bonar, hands on your hips, leaning back & making the perfect piss arch.

[bode]

Annoying to piss out of, and it's annoying to beat off when you need to piss, which makes every morning a horribly confusing time.

Hold on, I'm confused! You can piss when you have wood? I didn't think you were phisically able. Doesn't wood close off one tube and open up an avenue for something else?

There's nothing quite like living out in the country where you can just walk out on your back deck in the morning naked with a raging bonar, hands on your hips, leaning back & making the perfect piss arch.

awesome. im putting this on my bucket list, and if i never live out in the country again, then the neighbors will just have to watch.

[kiwiMark]

Annoying to piss out of, and it's annoying to beat off when you need to piss, which makes every morning a horribly confusing time.

Hold on, I'm confused! You can piss when you have wood? I didn't think you were phisically able. Doesn't wood close off one tube and open up an avenue for something else?

That's what The Man will have you believe. I still remember being taught exactly that in health class when everyone was going through puberty, by a female teacher. We (well, the guys) were all exchanging sideways glances but nobody was bold enough to be like, "Bitch what? Every damn morning."

[BooG690]

An over-filled bladder causes pressure on our veins. Our veins are what carries our blood to the heart. No blood leaving the penis = wood.

Ex-premed ftw.

[d0zer]

An over-filled bladder causes pressure on our veins. Our veins are what carries our blood to the heart. No blood leaving the penis = wood.

Ex-premed ftw.

Actually, morning wood is caused by REM sleep, where there is increased blood flow to the genitals for both men and women. Check your woman for engorged labia.

In the morning, we have more REM sleep periods than we do at the start of our sleep cycle, so we're more likely to wake up with a woodie in the morning than we are earlier in the night.

[JL]

Is there a correlation between older men not getting morning-woods and them having to get up a few times during the night to pee?

[UG]

no that's a prostrate problem

[Alexos]

I like it cuz I can slap my wife or my dogs with it to let them know who the pack leader is. When it's flaccid it doesn't have the same kinda "thwap"

loool

[Galapogos]

Actually, morning wood is caused by REM sleep, where there is increased blood flow to the genitals for both men and women. Check your woman for engorged labia.

Super funny sentence.

[OP]

Actually, morning wood is caused by REM sleep, where there is increased blood flow to the genitals for both men and women. Check your woman for engorged labia.

Super funny sentence.

Yeah, I never knew Daven was so funny!

[bjsaust]

I miss it

[Jack Sawyer]

Not a fan either, I'm never in the mood to toot my own horn first thing in the morning plus when you need to pee...

Even doing a shit becomes hazardous, you have to somehow bend your wang under the seat then hold it down with your hand so piss doesn't spray through the gap, it's happened before, I said the toilet must be leaking.

I vaguely remember this happening to me when I was really young and I got my pants wet cuz they were around my ankles.

hahahaha this exact thing happened to me as well when I was a lot younger.

I miss it

I know exactly how it would feel. Anyone who thinks morning wood is a niusance should have to endure a whole week of ED just to see what they would then think about it.

This not aimed at you bjsaust, but is just general advice to help men fulfill their roles in life.

As you age, your natural T-levels will drop, and you should do something about it before its too late (like hypogonadism or something even worse). Low T-levels in men have all kinds of adverse effects on the health and general well being of the subjects, obviously undesired.

No morning wood does not necessarily mean you are on your way to ED (or things for which ED is an indication of, such as notoriously diabetes or even high cholesterol), but you should keep your cardiovascular system and T-levels in check. Fuck the sedentary lifestyle, and get really active, take your oils (fish, flaxseed, olive and also safflower at the very least to get enough Omega's) and vitamins (at least a b-complex, vitamin C at discretion taking care not to have so much that you get diarrhea from it, skip the iron), cut smoking and limit drinking, and do good old fashioned heavy compound exercises to get your T-levels through the roof naturally. You'll be back to your 20-year old self in no time.

When I was on internship I worked with this kid (a cook) who claimed that he rubbed one out as part of his morning routine. This really baffled me. I mean its just bad to start off your day with such a peak. Unless you get some, or youre going sky diving or some shit, how can you hope to top that?

I dunno, but masturbation is such a selfish endeavor. Pussy (and the accompanying ass and mouth) is just so many times unbelievably better imo. The thought has never even crossed my mind to jerk off in the morning because of the wood.

That guy is probably in love with his hand, just like the guy in The Big Hit. It wouldn't surprise me if he wouldn't find fucking a woman as pleasurable as his own hand, either (and would prefer the hand instead of, say, Mariana Davalos the chick in my sig and av).

[Celticsman]

My wife has a hard and steadfast rule....Morning wood belongs to her! She does not care what time or where. If I wake up and dont supply the morning wood....I am on the shit list. I laugh cause I am just along for the ride....gotta love it!!!

As for peeing with morning wood.....Screw it! run the shower and cut loose!! Just watch your aim....Yeah Gross I know...Better than Pissing through the gap in the toilet seat and spending ten minutes cleaning up.

[jaycism]

the only time i like morning wood is when my wife makes it for me when i am waking up

[rong]

^^^^^This

But there is no option for "only if I get some" so I don't know what option to pick in the poll.

[Luco]

I also hate when I get a boner as I'm falling asleep. Especially if it's on a train or something.

[rong]

I also hate when I get a boner as I'm falling asleep. Especially if it's on a train or something.

Yeah, trains and busses are bad for that, its all the vibrations and the brain wandering as you gaze aimlessly out the window.

Back to whoever said they want to pee with wood standing outside..... if it's sunny, you think you'll get a rainbow?