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  1. 12-25-2012 04:00 AM #1
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    Default Merry Christmas Bitches!

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  2. 12-25-2012 06:53 AM #2
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    Merry xmas you magnificent bastards!
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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  3. 12-25-2012 09:13 AM #3
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  4. 12-25-2012 09:48 AM #4
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    Why do you post that..


    Merry christmas all !





    rip JV 1916-2013
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  5. 12-25-2012 09:56 AM #5
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    Still didn't get what I wanted:

    https://www.google.ca/search?q=vampire+secretary+porn&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=Dr7ZUM_4 MJKTqwGu-4GgBA&biw=2144&bih=1031&sei=Er7ZUKT-M8bjrQH3_oC4DQ
    Merry Christmas anyway.
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  6. 12-25-2012 10:27 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance View Post
    Why do you post that..


    Merry christmas all !
    I'm a girl and I even thought the guy was horrendous! This guy is way bettter.

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  7. 12-25-2012 11:32 AM #7
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    I think this guy is better, cuz it's santa.

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  8. 12-25-2012 12:10 PM #8
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    Merry Christmas everyone!
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  10. 12-25-2012 04:14 PM #10
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    Merry merry joy joy!

    *Edited to be more oldschool Jack

    Last edited by Jack Sawyer; 12-25-2012 at 05:05 PM.
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    and a merry xmas to you all!

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    Forbidden image? Is that like the fruit? I wanna see it!
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  13. 12-25-2012 06:07 PM #13
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    nothing better to do on xmas than to mention how much i fucking hate shakespeare
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  15. 12-26-2012 11:20 AM #15
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    merry late christmas, almost new years and shit.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Still didn't get what I wanted:

    https://www.google.ca/search?q=vampire+secretary+porn&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=Dr7ZUM_4 MJKTqwGu-4GgBA&biw=2144&bih=1031&sei=Er7ZUKT-M8bjrQH3_oC4DQ
    Not sure how insane your standards are, but the first hit was Nick Cage? I don't like what's being implied here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    Not sure how insane your standards are, but the first hit was Nick Cage? I don't like what's being implied here.
    My standards are low but Cage-free. There should be secretaries (ie. skirts, blouses, glasses and up-dos that get shaken free at some point). And vampires. The secretaries could be the vampires, I don't care. I'd even settle for soft core.
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    If you're that desperate, I'd be willing to create a pov movie for you. But you'd need to pay for camera, make-up, costumes and 6 hot hookers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    If you're that desperate, I'd be willing to create a pov movie for you. But you'd need to pay for camera, make-up, costumes and 6 hot hookers.
    POV is so 2004. You're fired.
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  22. 12-30-2012 01:35 AM #22
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    BUT I WANTED TO RANT AND RAVE ABOUT HOW SHAKESPEARE IS THE MOST OVERRATED WRITER OF ALL TIME AND PEOPLE WHO LIKE HIM DONT ACTUALLY READ THE TEXT BUT INSTEAD LISTEN TO WHAT THEYRE TOLD! NO CHARACTERS HE CREATES MAKE ANY SENSE AND NO PLOTS HE DEVELOPS MAKE ANY SENSE! HE IS ONLY LOVED BECAUSE HE WAS THE FIRST TO BE RECOGNIZED FOR DEALING WITH EXISTENTIALISM (POORLY) AND KILLING LOTS OF CHARACTERS! HE IS ACTUALLY A REALLY TERRIBLE WRITER AND ENGLISH PROFESSIONALS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES FOR JERKING OFF TO HIM INCESSANTLY
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    "To stand under and understand is all the same."
    -Two Gentlemen of Verona

    You can hate on Shakespeare all you want, but the fact is that his stories will be around much longer than yours or mine. This is not some chance occurrence. This is due to a deep resonance between Shakespeare's view of humanity and humans view of themselves.
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  26. 12-30-2012 03:44 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    "To stand under and understand is all the same."
    -Two Gentlemen of Verona

    You can hate on Shakespeare all you want, but the fact is that his stories will be around much longer than yours or mine. This is not some chance occurrence. This is due to a deep resonance between Shakespeare's view of humanity and humans view of themselves.
    Actually it's because if somebody wrote like Shakespeare, either in form or content, he couldn't even get published. Unless of course it was about zombies, but even TWD's characterizations and plotting are much more consistent and reasonable than Shakespeare's

    And nobody can compete with a myth. Shakespeare is the Christianity of literature: people make stuff up about him and pass it around the echo chamber and the legend lives on
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