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    Default The Masters

    Probably my favorite sporting event of the year with the exception of Canucks playoff hockey.

    Go Tiger!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche View Post
    Probably my favorite sporting event of the year with the exception of Maple Leafs playoff hockey.
    QFT!

    Oh wait, the Leafs haven't played in the playoffs since 2003...

    But I love my golf!

    Mike Weir is the Patriotic Pick but my $$$ is on Philly Mick representing all us Lefty's. Tiger won't win due to "Driving Accuracy" ZZIIIINNG!


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    Tigers shot on 9 was incredible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche View Post
    Probably my favorite sporting event of the year with the exception of Canucks playoff hockey.

    Go Tiger!!!
    +2
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    I have my money on the longshot: Francesco Molinari
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    Quote Originally Posted by caddie444 View Post
    Mike Weir is the Patriotic Pick but my $$$ is on Philly Mick representing all us Lefty's.
    hah this is me too!
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    I hate Phil Mickleson and I hope he shoots 90 tomorrow and misses the cut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche View Post
    I hate Phil Mickleson and I hope he shoots 90 tomorrow and misses the cut.
    If he does it'll look like this...



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    I really don't care about golf.

    But I honestly hope Tiger owns it like no ones ever dominated a masters before.

    That way I can tell children that it's ok to have sex with loose women, and go to sex rehab, all while married to a super banging swedish supermodel wife. Because that's the goddamn american dream!
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    Wow the first page of the leader board is stacked. Can't wait for the weekend!
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche View Post
    Probably my favorite sporting event of the year with the exception of Canucks playoff hockey.

    Go Tiger!!!

    Penguins > _____________
    Roco415.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roco415 View Post
    Penguins > _____________
    Fact.
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    Ooooo, Tiger this, Mickleson that.

    Fuck that shit.

    Westwooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    - You're the reason why paradise lost
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    Phil!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73 View Post
    Phil!!!!
    It's Westwood's time Spenda.
    - You're the reason why paradise lost
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    If it can't be tiger I'm hoping its westwood. Should be a pretty interesting final round.
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    Westwood's breaking my heart
    - You're the reason why paradise lost
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    It looks like it's Phil
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    Quote Originally Posted by caddie444 View Post

    my $$$ is on Philly Mick representing all us Lefty's.
    brag

    Poor Tiger 3 wacking from 4 feet... but then follows up with an eagle

    is post interview was hilarious


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    Phil got so lucky, I have no idea what he was thinking trying to hit that shot on 13 that was really stupid imo.
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    I'm glad Phil won, wish I could have watched
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche View Post
    Phil got so lucky, I have no idea what he was thinking trying to hit that shot on 13 that was really stupid imo.
    Oh quiet down. If Tiger was in Phil's shoes, he would have done the same thing, and you would have jizzed in your pants.
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    Well looking at it objectively it was a stupid shot to try given he's leading and would very easily make birdie laying up and still had 15 which is a slam dunk birdie as well. Lee westwood was laying up as well so no reason to try that shot when he was winning. I was happy he attempted it because thats standard phil mickleson and he's gonna hit it in the water and make bogey a lot so more power to him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche View Post
    thats standard phil mickleson
    I love Phil, but that's def a true statement :P
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Using physics, one can easily come to the conclusion that Lee Westwood's ears cost him at least 2 strokes per round.

    If he only got those suckers flattened, he'd be the British version of Tiger (except not crazy insane for poon now that he's out from under the thumb of his father).

    Also...Phil...only golfer I'd like to punch in the face upon meeting. He just looks like a Zabka.
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    I feel like I should get a day off of work since Phil won (he's wearing a KPMG hat)
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    I feel like I should get a day off of work since Phil won (he's wearing a KPMG hat)
    I give you permission.

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