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    Default I'm High.

    Bought a gram of some good shttuuuufff the other day, decided tuesday night i have off is as good a night as any to get bafff.

    Flash games, funny videos, good baf tunes, questions all welcome.


    Be back in 5-10 after I shmoke a bowl.
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    why, ted, why?
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    Well hello, sir.
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    Sirs*
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    y u no #pots
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    So I have Apocalypto (that mayan/aztec/whatever movie Mel Gibson( Mel Gibson lol) directed) playing in the background as I was smoking. Realized that that scene where they get attacked is fucking LONG.
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    you remind me of that dranger character what i useta know
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    I wonder why that could be.
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    y u no #pots
    I can't connect to IRC on the wifi card at my mother's.
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    yooooooooooooooooo playa. have netflix? watch louie.
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    I do not.

    Torrents tho.
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    i've never ever heard someone use the phrase "bowl" in relation to smoking bongs. i think it must be an american phrase. or maybe just not an australian one. so what is a bowl? whatever amount of weed you have chopped up and put in a bowl? something more cool? enlighten me.
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    A gram?
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    ^ Bowl
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    boog's right, but in the context of a bong, this is its bowl:



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    ah. thankyou sirs. i am now enlightened.
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    Ty BooG.

    I went to go get some fuel for mah vehicle and something to drink (got that cotton mouth yo) after reading a decent chunk of this: http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...-188173-2.html thread.

    Wuf blew my stont mind and got me thinking about this a lot.

    Dunno if I want to post my high thoughts in here though lol.
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    yo dranger, seeing as this is our thread to grill you with questions, and speaking of being high, a while ago you in irc spoke of some plan or scheme which was going to make you millions of dollars (not poker-related) which you wouldn't divulge. it seemed to be some kind of idea for a product you had come up with, or something, but you wouldn't let much on so i could be wrong. do you remember this? did you act on it? if not, what was the idea?
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    Lmao omfg, was this like, a year ago or so?

    If so, I do remember it now that you reminded me. The plan was fucking retarded and I'm too embarrassed to explain what it was.

    Trust me, it was that stupid. That's what happens sometimes when you get all high and think of ways to make mirrions.
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    What's a gram of good going for now? I think it was like $20 back in my late teens (7-10 yrs ago) but they sold it in "blunts" not "grams"
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    bahahaha i knew it was likely be pretty far-fetched or unrealistic. i've come up with a ton of "awesome plans" or "revolutionary ideas" when stoned which turned out to be completely lame. i just hoped you remembered it so you could share it with everybody for laughs, now that you've realised it's not going to make you millions and no-one is going to steal your million dollar idea and copyright it or anything like that. please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roid_Rage View Post
    Lmao omfg, was this like, a year ago or so?

    If so, I do remember it now that you reminded me. The plan was fucking retarded and I'm too embarrassed to explain what it was.

    Trust me, it was that stupid. That's what happens sometimes when you get all high and think of ways to make mirrions.
    Seriously mother fucker? There are pictures of me dressed up in a clown costume on this goddamn site. WHAT WAS YOUR IDEA!?!?!?
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Hahaha <3 BooG.

    Maybe some other day.

    A gram still goes for $20 now, but if you have your card (in Michigan) you can buy a g for $13 at a dispensary. That is, until the state closed them all. -____-

    But yea, $20.
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    Alright, you convinced me.

    I think how it came about was we were all taking rips off my buddy's bong and we had my PS3 on in his TV in the living room and it was on the menu or w/e and no lights were on so it was dark. And he had this background thing set up on it where letters/words would pop up and fade away or scroll off the screen.

    And one of us (can't remember which, there were 3 of us) was like "man wouldnt it be awesome if we had books on DVD?" (not movies, but like scrolling words of a book on a TV screen)

    We were like, OMG THATS SO FUCKING INNOVATIVE, WOULD SAVE SO MUCH SPACE AND PAPER.

    etc etc

    There was quite a bit more to it I believe, but I forget.
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    Because I didn't want that much weed?

    Didn't want to spend $50 when $20 worth would serve my purposes.
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    nitty dealers? only sell in small quantities, thus giving less drugs/$ ? don't know
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    Nahhh, i could have definitely gotten an 1/8 if i wanted it, just don't want that much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rpm View Post
    nitty dealers? only sell in small quantities, thus giving less drugs/$ ? don't know
    Some people sell for recreation, not for the money.

    Ex: Buy an ounce for $175-200ish, plan to smoke a half and sell the other 14-15 grams at $20. Your weed pays for itself and you have a few extra dollars in your pocket.

    You could do the same with bigger sacks but in turn only be paying half price for the weed you actually smoke.

    After a few rounds your negative equity is paid and your in the green. Pun intended.
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    That on top of just finishing "The Wire" for the second time around reminds I've been meaning to start a large scale drug cartel.

    I'm accepting applications for all positions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roid_Rage View Post
    Alright, you convinced me.

    I think how it came about was we were all taking rips off my buddy's bong and we had my PS3 on in his TV in the living room and it was on the menu or w/e and no lights were on so it was dark. And he had this background thing set up on it where letters/words would pop up and fade away or scroll off the screen.

    And one of us (can't remember which, there were 3 of us) was like "man wouldnt it be awesome if we had books on DVD?" (not movies, but like scrolling words of a book on a TV screen)

    We were like, OMG THATS SO FUCKING INNOVATIVE, WOULD SAVE SO MUCH SPACE AND PAPER.

    etc etc

    There was quite a bit more to it I believe, but I forget.
    And then like... you could put the books on DVD in a place like this and charge admission and over price the snacks!

    [00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
    [00:30] <DC> daven
    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

    Problem officer...?
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    jesus, where are you guys from paying $20/gram??


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    Quote Originally Posted by Donachello View Post
    And then like... you could put the books on DVD in a place like this and charge admission and over price the snacks!

    Brilliant sir, just absolutely brilliant!

    I want.you on my idea commity NAO.
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    Thelorax, thats for a.gram of chronic,.kush, DAT.GOOD.SHIT.NAH MEAN.

    Sfuff that takes like half a bowl to blow your brain instead of.3 monster bowls to get you kinda.high.
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    that's still expensif. 'round here it's $10/g of top shelf and half that for ditch 'erb.

    ...I've heard...
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    what an ingenius idea. I'll get right on to stealing it. OH WAIT ITS CALLED THE KINDLE

    ?wut
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    Ill make sure to hit you up when jm in canadia sir d0zair
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    $10/gram up here in BC, but that is probably due to having such a high supply: One in every four houses is growing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    what an ingenius idea. I'll get right on to stealing it. OH WAIT ITS CALLED THE KINDLE
    can't sell popcorn over tcp/ip
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    Not to highjack the thread but here's a fun game:

    Get on YouTube while high and/or bored: Open a random video and then pick the first video in the Suggestions sidebar that your baf/bored brain reads. Continue until you get to the weird side (you know what I mean, we've all gotten there eventually) and post the shit you found. Ie. Polar Bear Poops Underwater (Original) - YouTube

    Or another sub-game: As you enter the "weird" side of YouTube you post the first comment that you found funny for others to enjoy + corresponding video.

    [00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
    [00:30] <DC> daven
    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

    Problem officer...?
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    LOL polar bear shitting is gold.
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    LOLOL Polar bear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    A gram?
    Is what I was thinking. That makes like two spliffs and a bong. Yeah, high for three hours. Bravo, trooper.
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    Jon Lajoie is funny and relevant to this thread.

    High as Fuck - YouTube
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    Stepping in baked, and catch a train to the netherlands on monday so expect me to be that way every evening when the work is done
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    do harder drugs imo
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    I'll stick to the ol' mary hwana for now.

    Always wanted to give acid a go tho.
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    Sup pimpins?
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    sup D. Waiting for buddy to wake up then we'll go get weed
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    heyyyyyyyy-o !
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    Spent the day acting as a crazy person for a music video (dunno when it'll be out), and now gonna eat a toastie and then bike to the coffeeshopppppppp
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    oh, hello.
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    hithere

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