How many 12 year olds could you beat up!!!!!!!1

[BoondockSaint]

A REALISTIC
ASSESSMENT OF
HOW MANY 12-YEAR-OLDS I COULD BEAT UP BEFORE THEY OVERTOOK ME.
BY MATT SCHWEIGER

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Your average 12-year-old boy is about 5 feet tall, weighs in the area of a buck-fifteen, and has developed little muscle mass.

I am 21, approximately 6 feet tall, tip the scales at an even 180, and have a moderately athletic and muscular build.

Judging on these statistics and what I assume would be a natural ferocity that would spring forth in a moment of physical danger, I estimate that I could beat up seven 12-year-olds before they overtook me. Of course, these would have to be the aforementioned average-sized 12-year-olds. Future linebackers, NBA players, and all Scandinavian children would throw off this equation. On the flip side, if these were some wimpy, four-square-playing, future-jockey 12-year-olds, I imagine the number would skyrocket to anywhere between 12 and 15. It's simple exponential math.

This is also assuming that my opponents are smart enough to organize themselves into a circular attack instead of coming at me one by one. If it were an individual, king-of-the-mountain battle royale, I could endlessly pummel 12-year-olds without mercy. But we're assuming at least a sixth-grade education in a marginal public school as well as some exposure to kung-fu movies, so these kids would form a circle.

However, using my quick wits, I would charge one portion of the circle, landing a devastating blow on the unlucky individual, which would make the others proceed with hesitancy. One on one, I feel like I could deliver a lot of punishment to a 12-year-old. There would be one or two brave ones who would jump on my back, distracting me and thus enabling the others to attack. At best, I could fight off the two heroes on my back and maybe take out four on the ground before I was felled by fatigue and numerous kicks to my groin and shins. This would equal a grand total of seven.

My friend Brian, who stands about 6 feet 2 inches and is stronger than myself, estimates that he could take down a dozen 12-year-olds. I find this hard to believe, but he has been in a fight with people his own age and is a little taller, making groin shots more difficult. Brian's reach is much longer than mine as well, which is a huge advantage. If you can land solid shots from a distance longer than the 12-year-olds' legs, there is no need to worry about groin kicks.

He says he would attack one portion of the circle in a fury, scaring off any would-be heroes who wanted to jump on his back and sacrifice themselves for the group. Then he would deal massive blows until fatigue and the inevitable groin shots brought him to the ground. I told him I'd give him nine or ten, but even for the above-average Brian, taking down a dozen 12-year-olds seems like a lot.

If it weren't for the law and my own morals, we could put these pressing questions to rest. Alas, these barriers still stand in our way.

I'm a pacifist anyway

[vqc]

this thread and topic was done before, but it was about 5 year olds not 12 year olds.

i am only 15 pounds heavier than the avg 12 year old =(

[booradly07]

i am only 15 pounds heavier than the avg 12 year old =(

So a couple of 12 year olds and your owned I'm figuring.

I'm 250 lbs so if any come around I got your back.

[BoondockSaint]

3 weeks after i broke my leg I was only 5 lbs heavier. I think now I'm about 10 - Seems I lost 10 lb in my leg and gained 5 in my gut.

Yeah I dont doubt its been posted before I just never saw it before and my friend just sent it to me on AIM so i figured id share.

[Lukie]

This is also assuming that my opponents are smart enough to organize themselves into a circular attack instead of coming at me one by one. If it were an individual, king-of-the-mountain battle royale, I could endlessly pummel 12-year-olds without mercy. But we're assuming at least a sixth-grade education in a marginal public school as well as some exposure to kung-fu movies, so these kids would form a circle.

^^^ LOL.. without a doubt my favorite part.

Is your average 12 year old kid really 5 feet tall? I would think slightly shorter, on average. In any case.. I'm 6'2, about 190 lbs, and I run a 6.66 60 yd dash.. lift 4 times a week.. and I'm pretty solid. I'm thinking I could take on a dozen or so of those little munchkins. Think about it, 1 hard punch and they are down.. for good. Agression is key here.

[vqc]

This is also assuming that my opponents are smart enough to organize themselves into a circular attack instead of coming at me one by one. If it were an individual, king-of-the-mountain battle royale, I could endlessly pummel 12-year-olds without mercy. But we're assuming at least a sixth-grade education in a marginal public school as well as some exposure to kung-fu movies, so these kids would form a circle.

^^^ LOL.. without a doubt my favorite part.

Is your average 12 year old kid really 5 feet tall? I would think slightly shorter, on average. In any case.. I'm 6'2, about 190 lbs, and I run a 6.66 60 yd dash.. lift 4 times a week.. and I'm pretty solid. I'm thinking I could take on a dozen or so of those little munchkins. Think about it, 1 hard punch and they are down.. for good. Agression is key here.

5'4" 130 Pounds...
I could take...

i swear at least 8 or 9.
I hit hard?

[boost]

oooh let me go find my response to the other thread.. I hate to tute my own flute .. but I think it was golden.. however it doesnt exactly apply to 12 year olds as they are much larger then the younger kids, but its still good stuff.

[boost]

5 year olds weigh.. what.. like 40? 50 lbs?

You have to think smart, first off how many can you fit in the alotted area, but still have room to run? if they all come at you at once, thats no problem; as long as you have somewhere to run, a nice 40ft * 100ft school gym should suffice for up to 50 or 60 . 5 year olds arent too fast, and they arent too smart, eventually you will have a faster one out in front, thats when you quickly STOP, grab the lil fucker, and toss him back into the crowd. There now youve taken out a couple, maybe damaged some more. now you have the advantage, they are all in front of you, none behind you (they where chasing you and you turned around). Also they have all haulted do to the chaos of having one of thier own used against them. Now they are coming at you again in full force, what do you do? start kicking. Kick as many as you can, as close to the temple as possible. This is a GUARANTEED knock out for a 5 year old, and if you are lucky youll leave some long lasting brain damage. Thatll teach the lil fuckers a thing or two. Now, eventually this tactic will cease to work because they will surround you, and start to bite your ankles, once this has happened you are going down. Therefore you must know when enough is enough, and make sure not to get encircled. When you feel that they are closing in, start running again, pick out the leader and toss him into the crowd, rinse and repeat.

Oh, and dont for get the last 3, these will be fun. Now you are pumped with adreniline and pissed the fuck off from all the ankle bites you got the one time you got over-zealous and kept on kicking, letting them surround you. You manage to get out of it, but you are pissed none the less. there are 3 left, and youre 'run-stop-N-toss' tecnique is no longer effective. Heres what you do: grab the first one and toss him as high as he can go (gyms typically have high cealings.. see if you can get him high enough to hit the cealing, he should make a satisfying *THUD* as he hits the cold hard floor. For the second one, grab his ankles and swing him around, slowly moving closer to a wall as you swing, I think you get the idea(*SPLAT*). For the last one, nothing less of a full out piledriving will do. If you are unsure of how this move is performed, see image below.



And that my freinds is how you take out as many lil snotty nosed 5 year olds as you want, given enough running space of course.

[Seabass]

Like poker, the key factors are aggression and balls.

[UG]

In any case.. I'm 6'2, about 190 lbs, and I run a 6.66 60 yd dash.. lift 4 times a week.. and I'm pretty solid.

You sound so yummy.

[gabe]

i am only 15 pounds heavier than the avg 12 year old =(

So a couple of 12 year olds and your owned I'm figuring.

I'm 250 lbs so if any come around I got your back.

thats pretty considerate of you.

[Greedo017]

i think people underestimate the number of 12 year olds you can beat up and overestimate the number of 5 year olds. believe me, punching 5 year olds in the face gets tiring.

[ake]

One, if he's sleeping

[Sykedupp]

i think people underestimate the number of 12 year olds you can beat up and overestimate the number of 5 year olds. believe me, punching 5 year olds in the face gets tiring.

Any SPECIFIC reason why we should believe you?



-Chris

Assuming the average 12 year old is indeed 150 lbs, I am approximately 59 lbs lighter than the average 12 year old.

GG me.

[PokerPatNEU]

My little brother is 13, and i'm very confident that him and 6 of his buddies could beat up just about any average 20-something male without some sort of fighting experience like boxing or martial arts. They are tough little buggers, make no mistake about it. If you see a gang of them walking toward you on the street, cross over to the other side. Because they are going to kick your ass.

[SmackinYaUp]

why would you let them form a circle around you??

its easy for you to move around and cause them to constantly have to run around each other to get to you. they would be standing in line half the time

[bigred]

The fact that rilla is not one of the first repliers suggests he has passes away. A moment of silence for the forum whore.

Anyway, 12 year olds are pretty damn tough man. They know all about the ball shot and they won't be afraid to use it. I guarantee within the first two minutes you will be hit in the balls and your tirade is over. Plus, getting kicked in the shin really really hurts and you will waste all your energy trying not to cry in front of 12 year olds, cause comon, IT REALLY REALLY HURTS REAL BAD.

So, with this being said, I will test my hypothesis by driving a pickup truck through the local elementary playground at full speed.

[BoondockSaint]

This is also assuming that my opponents are smart enough to organize themselves into a circular attack instead of coming at me one by one. If it were an individual, king-of-the-mountain battle royale, I could endlessly pummel 12-year-olds without mercy. But we're assuming at least a sixth-grade education in a marginal public school as well as some exposure to kung-fu movies, so these kids would form a circle.

^^^ LOL.. without a doubt my favorite part.

Is your average 12 year old kid really 5 feet tall? I would think slightly shorter, on average. In any case.. I'm 6'2, about 190 lbs, and I run a 6.66 60 yd dash.. lift 4 times a week.. and I'm pretty solid. I'm thinking I could take on a dozen or so of those little munchkins. Think about it, 1 hard punch and they are down.. for good. Agression is key here.

Ha yeah man that is my favorite part too without a doubt.

[booradly07]

If its just fisticuffs and no other weapons allowed I would be doing some Conan style crushing of my opponents. My fist backed by all the adrenaline charged up in my body would crack their skulls open end of story... and also, if it was an all out fight to the death the ball kicking and chin kicking has a diminished effect on you. Its like a bear fighting for its life. The more you poke it the more pissed it gets and eventually its a berserker frenzy where you feel no pain till its all over and theres nothing left but bloody little corpses.

[hydroseeds]

How many nuclear weapons can the average 12 year old survive?

[booradly07]

How many Hydroseeds can you take on at once?

[ProZachNation]

12 year olds watch a lot of karate movie, but being around 6'1" 210 as long as i dont get nut kicked I am thinking around 6-7. Probably more, but I have a fucked up pinky from punching a NFL football stadium.. long story. I also beat up my 12 year old cousin all the time so I am pretty confident I could take at least 6.

[BoondockSaint]

I also beat up my 12 year old cousin all the time so I am pretty confident

lol how sweet

[SmackinYaUp]

I have a fucked up pinky from punching a NFL football stadium...

lol, how sweet this is too

[Frizzle02]

I am very fortunate to have a 12 year old brother. I am the same build as boondock and have had the privilege of taking on fourteen 12 year old boys. It was at my little brothers b-day party.

Considering they do not attack your nuts it is easy to take down ten.

I suggest grabbing a pillow and swinging like your neo from matrix revolutions taking out thousands of Mr. Smiths. You hit one and he goes down with three others leaving less for you. Dont let them swarm though, or its over!

Proud surviver of a fourteen 12 yeard old rampage!!!

[Greedo017]

My little brother is 13, and i'm very confident that him and 6 of his buddies could beat up just about any average 20-something male without some sort of fighting experience like boxing or martial arts.

whoa whoa, we are talking about beating up 12 year olds, not 13 year olds, what type of sick asshole are you

[Lukie]

In any case.. I'm 6'2, about 190 lbs, and I run a 6.66 60 yd dash.. lift 4 times a week.. and I'm pretty solid.

You sound so yummy.

Gracias.. I don't know why I put my 60 yd dash time in there.. maybe if I was getting my arse kicked I would run away?

[Lukie]

i think people underestimate the number of 12 year olds you can beat up and overestimate the number of 5 year olds. believe me, punching 5 year olds in the face gets tiring.

I would think this would go the other way around. 12 year olds are in what.. 6th grade? Looking back, I was a pretty tough kid back then and I would gaurantee that me and 5 buddies could take on a full grown man back then.

What kind of threat does a 5 year old pose???

[Seabass]

In a fight a 5 year old dont pose any threat. But to your mental health if you ever manage to get stuck with a few of them in a elevator or whatever, there is a threat.

[Greedo017]

i think people underestimate the number of 12 year olds you can beat up and overestimate the number of 5 year olds. believe me, punching 5 year olds in the face gets tiring.

I would think this would go the other way around. 12 year olds are in what.. 6th grade? Looking back, I was a pretty tough kid back then and I would gaurantee that me and 5 buddies could take on a full grown man back then.

What kind of threat does a 5 year old pose???

we really need to set up a way to test this. dwarfman, can you get some of your friends together to fight me in a gym? that takes care of half of it but I don't know where i will find some 12 year olds though.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

I am thinking around 6-7. Probably more, but I have a fucked up pinky

I think I could take 6-7 too, definately more though if I didn't have this vicious hangnail...

[ProZachNation]

ok fine so you will stop making fun of me about the pinky heres the story behind it so you can make fun of it even more!

Ok so last year, was my senior year of high school and I had been in marchingband for all 4 years of highschool, and we werent no football team bitches marching band. We were a competing marching band meanings we went to competions around the state and country. So we were at a regional competion and we were playing at the Silver Dome(The place the Lions played at up untill like 3 years ago) and the pit(the drums that dont march) set up there drums 20 yards wrong so the entire show was fucked up since no one knew to go bye the yard lines or the pit(if you want by the yard lines then you could end up in the pit but if you went by the pit you could end up on like the wrong part of the field) so we get done and everyone is like WTF happened and only the upperclassmen knew what had been the reason for the fuck up and we were walking out and I punched the big ass brick wall as hard as I could heard a snap/crack and was like fuck.

For 3 months I couldnt move my pinky very well, I didnt have nay problems with it for a couple months and almost had full mobility with it, but I joined my college dodge ball clun(really fun) and it got fucked up again but not as bad as it was originally but I cannt move it as much and it cannt really take any pressure.

I never went to the doctors cuz im not a pussy and its just a pinky. When I went thru my growth spurt I broke both my pinky toes and my big toe(my feet grew real fast)

[_KO_]

I never went to the doctors cuz im not a pussy and its just a pinky.

Getting your pinky fixed by a doctor won't make you a pussy. It might, however, prevent you from having arthritis in that pinky for the rest of your life. Your choice, sure, but someday when you get attacked by a mob of angry 12 year olds you'll reflect back on the choice you make today.

[Smack29]

i could take like 9

[Greedo017]

my english teacher was cutting his grass and slipped and cut his toe off, and he says he has a phantom toe.

[woody350ep]

if someone with Boondock's build thinks they could take 6-7, then i have no doubts i could take upwards of 20. im 6'2 and 260 pounds. Boondock calls me mongoloid lol. i can hit hard as a motherfucker too, so they would basically be one hit knockouts if/when i connected anyhow. i was initially thinking like 12-13, but with this dude thinking 6-7, i have no doubts that i could totally destroy some 12 year olds. i know when i was 12 i could be a pretty mean little kid, but i would never have thought of fighting someone my size and age with a bunch of my friends.

[BoondockSaint]

if someone with Boondock's build thinks they could take 6-7, then i have no doubts i could take upwards of 20. im 6'2 and 260 pounds. Boondock calls me mongoloid lol. i can hit hard as a motherfucker too, so they would basically be one hit knockouts if/when i connected anyhow. i was initially thinking like 12-13, but with this dude thinking 6-7, i have no doubts that i could totally destroy some 12 year olds. i know when i was 12 i could be a pretty mean little kid, but i would never have thought of fighting someone my size and age with a bunch of my friends.

u weighed more than I do now when you were 10

[a500lbgorilla]

Well, Halloween is comming up soon. So I think everyone should go out and scientifically test your assumptions.

-'rilla

[woody350ep]

lol, prolly so boon, and definitely so rilla, i was wondering what i would do with my time this weekend, looks like i will spend it looking for groups of 12 year olds. mugshots may follow when i get out of jail lol

[Lukie]

ok fine so you will stop making fun of me about the pinky heres the story behind it so you can make fun of it even more!
....
we were walking out and I punched the big ass brick wall as hard as I could heard a snap/crack and was like fuck.
....
I never went to the doctors cuz im not a pussy and its just a pinky. When I went thru my growth spurt I broke both my pinky toes and my big toe(my feet grew real fast)

Lol.. nothing to say. Lesson to everyone: don't punch big ass brick walls.

In all seriousness though, if it is truly as bad as you say it is, it wouldn't hurt to get it looked at.. like somebody had mentioned above^^^. I know it's 'only a pinkie' but if that thing starts to go...... let's just say it would be much easier to fix now then later on in your life.

[renegaderob1]

ok fine so you will stop making fun of me about the pinky heres the story behind it so you can make fun of it even more!
....
we were walking out and I punched the big ass brick wall as hard as I could heard a snap/crack and was like fuck.
....
I never went to the doctors cuz im not a pussy and its just a pinky. When I went thru my growth spurt I broke both my pinky toes and my big toe(my feet grew real fast)

Lol.. nothing to say. Lesson to everyone: don't punch big ass brick walls.

In all seriousness though, if it is truly as bad as you say it is, it wouldn't hurt to get it looked at.. like somebody had mentioned above^^^. I know it's 'only a pinkie' but if that thing starts to go...... let's just say it would be much easier to fix now then later on in your life.

Sounds like a "Scrapper's fracture" to me.. mate of mine did the same thing putting a hole through a hotel wall. Definately should get it checked out (if it helps, I'm studying medicine), if it doesn't set right you're stuck with problems on that side of your hand for life...and surgery to fix it sure as hell aint fun...

As for 12 year olds... I'm nearly 6'3'' and weigh about 80kg; can also barbell curl a good 35-40kgs, so I think I'm good for at least 10-12 of the little buggers... Tactically, a 1-hit KO sounds like the way to go...

[ProZachNation]

Yeah, I think I might get it checked out I am having problem playing dodgeball cause it hurts, Ill get a doctors appointment for next time I go home.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

Boxer's (Fighter, Brawler, Scrapper, etc.) fracture is actually fracture of the 5th metacarpal or sometimes the 4th, not the actual finger itself.

[ProZachNation]

Its the knuckle that hurts so w/e that means, cancer?!?!

[DaNutsInYoEye]

Cancer? I don't know where you got that from... I wouldn't be looking to an online forum for medical advice anyways. Metacarpals are the bones of your hand. You have 5 corresponding to each finger. Your first metacarpal is on your thumb side and your 5th on the pinky side. What you described is a classic boxer's fracture. It sounds like you broke the head (part that attaches to the bones of the finger) of your 5th metacarpal. The heads of the metacarpals is what forms your knuckles.

Again, if it's giving you problems then go see a physician. Getting it looked at would be the smart thing to do and has nothing to do with being a pussy or not.

[ProZachNation]

Actually I am more of a pussy cuz I would be terrified to have an operation even tho I am thinking of doing pre-med


cncer that was me just being dumb

[scgolfer]

SO Dnuts, where are we on that Percoset?

[DaNutsInYoEye]

Golfer my friend, if this deal goes down with one of the 3rd year residents I'll soon have my hands on some goodies that make percocet seem like gum drops.

[scgolfer]

BTW Congrats Dnuts, on your recent success! You the Man! No im not kissing up. OK MAYBE

[Kiriath]

Im sorry guys, but I dont think u got any idea about what ur talking about.

If we assume that we got an unlimitet supply of 12 years old, and they just keep coming till ur down, then its not unreasonable to assume that maybe 15 form a cirkle, with buddies behind em.

Now what are u gonna do ? Charge into one of em and beat him up u say ?? This is ALOT easier said than done. if theyr smart the one ur attacked pulls back, or covers hes head while u charge him, while the rest of em go for u, and remember here that as soon as ur moving in one direction u cant, per definition, make ANY reasonable punches/kick in any other direction.

So the result would be that u get to the 12 year old, get two, three tops, blows in while he covers himself, and after that the rest is over u.

So assuming none of u got any REAL combat experience, u wont even be able to take 1 out, IF you got some nasty training, and is willing to do whatever it takes, id say u could maybe rip two eyes out before they did the same to u. Thus taking two down.

Ive tryed doing this in real life, im a big tall guy, Im 23 years old, and I train Wing Tsun, an extreemly aggressive form of selfdefence. We have done theese kind of excercices, where alot of smaller ppl swarm one of us "big guys", then see if we can do anything, and the result is ALWAYS the same, we cant do shit. Not even to one of em ( that is only punches, elbows, knees and kicks allowed ).

So u guys claiming to take 10 or whatever down before ur done, no way. Two tops, and that is if ur REAL nasty.

Then, if we give the kids some advanced group combat training, u wont even take 1 down before ur dead.

[Kiriath]

oh and btw, if u weight 80 kgs, u cant 1 hit KO anyone defending himself.

u guys should try it in pratice someday, youll be very surpriced.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

BTW Congrats Dnuts, on your recent success! You the Man! No im not kissing up. OK MAYBE

Thank you. Funny how my recent success has coincided with my recent lurking around you, soupie, doc, and the others...

[vqc]

Ive tryed doing this in real life, im a big tall guy, Im 23 years old, and I train Wing Tsun, an extreemly aggressive form of selfdefence. We have done theese kind of excercices, where alot of smaller ppl swarm one of us "big guys", then see if we can do anything, and the result is ALWAYS the same, we cant do shit. Not even to one of em ( that is only punches, elbows, knees and kicks allowed ).

So u guys claiming to take 10 or whatever down before ur done, no way. Two tops, and that is if ur REAL nasty.

Then, if we give the kids some advanced group combat training, u wont even take 1 down before ur dead.

There is no good martial art created for defending aginst multiple people.
In real life the best thing is to run.

I bet anyone trained in 1 month of Muay Thai could take out ten 12 year olds easily.

[Lukie]

After thinking about it.. there is no way I could take on 10 or 12 twelve year olds like I had said before. I doubt anyone on here could.

But to the person that said only 2^^^^ thats wrong too just in the opposite direction. Send 2 or 3 12 year olds at me and I'd obliterate them.. I'm thinking somewhere around 4-6 would be the limit.

[Kiriath]

After thinking about it.. there is no way I could take on 10 or 12 twelve year olds like I had said before. I doubt anyone on here could.

But to the person that said only 2^^^^ thats wrong too just in the opposite direction. Send 2 or 3 12 year olds at me and I'd obliterate them.. I'm thinking somewhere around 4-6 would be the limit.

the point is if they come from all around u, 12 at a time, u wont have time to take any of em out.

lol, of couse if they come in a straight line im sure u could take maybe 10 or even more out. but that wasnt excatly the conditions, were assuming we got some unlimitet supply of em just swarming out from all around u. And when thats the case, ur gonna be so fucked.

[Kiriath]

Ive tryed doing this in real life, im a big tall guy, Im 23 years old, and I train Wing Tsun, an extreemly aggressive form of selfdefence. We have done theese kind of excercices, where alot of smaller ppl swarm one of us "big guys", then see if we can do anything, and the result is ALWAYS the same, we cant do shit. Not even to one of em ( that is only punches, elbows, knees and kicks allowed ).

So u guys claiming to take 10 or whatever down before ur done, no way. Two tops, and that is if ur REAL nasty.

Then, if we give the kids some advanced group combat training, u wont even take 1 down before ur dead.

There is no good martial art created for defending aginst multiple people.
In real life the best thing is to run.

I bet anyone trained in 1 month of Muay Thai could take out ten 12 year olds easily.

were assuming u got nowhere to run, as theyr coming from all around u. And Muay Thai ??? Haha, ya sure u could prolly waste one, but point is still the same, as soon u turn to one of em and waste him, the rest will be all over u.

[Kiriath]

as I said before, try doing this in rl against just 10 other smaller ppl ( even girls ). If they know what theyr doing, u wont stand a chance, period.

[Greedo017]

"lol, of couse if they come in a straight line im sure u could take maybe 10 or even more out. but that wasnt excatly the conditions, were assuming we got some unlimitet supply of em just swarming out from all around u. And when thats the case, ur gonna be so fucked."

i don't think we were assuming there was an unlimited supply. that's kindof a big difference in condition, if there were an unlimited supply they could just form a big circle and charge into the middle until you are squished.

i did a martial arts class, nothing big, but we practiced fighting multiple people. Basically what ended up happening was we'd start encircled, and just had to run between two people and do our best to get through to the other side while throwing a punch or two. My situation was very different from your situation though, the people i was against were aggressive. if they were all being defensive, it would be much different, I have to think about how that changes things.

[Kiriath]

"lol, of couse if they come in a straight line im sure u could take maybe 10 or even more out. but that wasnt excatly the conditions, were assuming we got some unlimitet supply of em just swarming out from all around u. And when thats the case, ur gonna be so fucked."

i don't think we were assuming there was an unlimited supply. that's kindof a big difference in condition, if there were an unlimited supply they could just form a big circle and charge into the middle until you are squished.

i did a martial arts class, nothing big, but we practiced fighting multiple people. Basically what ended up happening was we'd start encircled, and just had to run between two people and do our best to get through to the other side while throwing a punch or two. My situation was very different from your situation though, the people i was against were aggressive. if they were all being defensive, it would be much different, I have to think about how that changes things.

the only one who needs to be defensive is the one ur currently targeting.

[swiggidy]

When I was in HighSchool I beat 8 in a game of roller hockey, 8-on-1. I'm a lot bigger now so logically I could take 10-12 on in a fight.

[a500lbgorilla]

12 year olds have gotten bigger too. Something's in their fuggin cereal and I think it was intended for horses.

[SmackinYaUp]

The important question to ask is this:

How many 12 year olds could you take out with each of the following:

[a500lbgorilla]

I choose that nail bat. Probably like 20 if they gang rush me. I'd get tired from the bloodlust after about 20.

[a500lbgorilla]

Actually, I could probably swing upwards of 40. But beyond that, the shear volume of kids would probably overwhelm me.

[givememyleg]

quality bump

i loled

[jyms]

All of 'em

[jyms]

except one, just to tell all the 11 year olds not to fuck with me, I'm in the midst of a pretty bad downswing.

[bigred]

LOL, the HIV one made me laugh.