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  1. 09-04-2010 06:03 AM #1
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    Default Honey Badger (guinness record for most fearless animal)

    One of the most awesome things I've ever read/seen. If you are short on time, just watch the youtube video.

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    YouTube - MUST WATCH: Honey Badger-The Most Fearless Animal on Earth
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  2. 09-04-2010 06:20 AM #2
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    honey badger will fuck you up!
    do the right thing.
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    lol i love badassoftheweek.com
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    Now, the Puff Adder is one of the most murder-tastic snakes on the entire continent. One of these vipers possesses enough venom to kill 4 or 5 men, and they are so violent, toxic, and aggressive that they routinely account for more human fatalities than any other African snake. But the Honey Badger doesn't give a crap – he comes across a puff adder that is eating a rat, and his first instinct is to run up, grab the rat out of the snake's mouth, carry it a few feet away, and then eat the rat right in front of the snake just to show the adder that he's a bitch. After eating the stolen meal, the Badger than decides, "Screw it, now I'm going to eat this damn snake too." This really takes being an asshole to another level, which is something I can appreciate. The adder and the Ratel fight, and the Honey Badger kills the viper, but not before being bitten in the face and pumped full of enough venom to kill a creature three times its size. The Badger succumbs to the poison, falls unconscious, but then – amazingly – somehow comes back to life and continues devouring the already-half-eaten snake.
    too badass
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    epic badger is epic
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    i approve of this badger.
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    I havent watched this clip but I saw one once where it went into a bee hive and basically ate all the honey while the bees were going apeshit on him....it didnt give a rip.
    I also saw a clip where he climbed to the very top of a tree to the outmost branch to get a snake for dinner.

    Yup, its badass.
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  9. 09-06-2010 06:08 AM #9
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    Awesome. Always wondered wtf a honey badger was after hearing it used as a call sign for the (fairly badass) armoured MPV in one of the final levels of COD:MW2.
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    Awesome, nuff said.
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    how can they judge whether or not an animal is fearless. so rtarded
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    Pretty easy. There is a system pioneered by the late, great Steve Irwin.

    You sneak up on the animal, wrestle it to the ground, then stick your thumb up it's butt. At this point, you can accurately gauge an animal's bravery from its bravado.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbiz View Post
    how can they judge whether or not an animal is fearless. so rtarded
    Probably there were a series of nominated animals by various advocates, and a general consensus of the most fearless one was determined by a panel of fear experts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Pretty easy. There is a system pioneered by the late, great Steve Irwin.

    You sneak up on the animal, wrestle it to the ground, then stick your thumb up it's butt. At this point, you can accurately gauge an animal's bravery from its bravado.
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    If humans hadn't become the dominant species on earth I bet these little fuckers would have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Penneywize View Post
    If humans hadn't become the dominant species on earth I bet these little fuckers would have.
    We must exterminate them before they take over!
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