Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
Quote Originally Posted by TheGOODgirl
Hey Carl, how was the deer? I haven't always been a vegetarian. Deer was pretty gamey tasting to me when I used to eat it, but since your meal was so young in age the meat must have at least been pretty tender. How tender is your meat, Carl?
oh so tender
The appropriate response to "how tender is your meat, Carl" is actually "it's not tender so much as firm and throbbing".