Okay guys here's the deal. I need period jokes, jokes about women and/or sexist jokes as a part of a birthday present for this chick I'm seeing. They have to be short.
I got a box of tampons (the kind she uses), and I opened up the bottom of the box. I'm writing jokes on all of the tampon wrappers, and then I'm going to seal the box back up.
Trip report will come if I get some good jokes from this thread.