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    ... so I have a roommate that streams sports games all the time. I also suspect that he torrents too. Whenever I try to do anything online when he is home streaming whatever sports game, it is like I'm on a dial-up modem. Even when he is not home streaming, the connection is really erratic(but generally better).

    I share the apartment, and the wireless is included in the rent... and I don't really want to confront him-- at least not yet.

    So here is my question: is there anyway to pwn his connection, so that he can't rape mine so bad? Can I limit his bandwidth in anyway? Or do I just have to suck it up until I can find a better place to live?
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    Bang his wife
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    shut up, old roommate.


    (also, I do not live with my friend who is married anymore.)
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    Can you log into the admin panel of the router? Most newer ones have an option where you can set priority for different devices by their MAC addresses. There's also updates you can apply to most routers that include this functionality but with even more features. It's generally referred to as QoS (quality of service).

    Here's a decent thread with a bit more info: Bandwidth limiting on home network - General-Gateways-Routers-and-Firewalls - General-Networking

    There's also a way you can not allow his torrent program on the router which is also explained in that thread.

    Cliffs: Bang his wife


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    p.s. I want to torrent too... but whatever he does just rapes the bandwidth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    p.s. I want to torrent too... but whatever he does just rapes the bandwidth.
    Yeah then do the first option I said, it's the one that most people in that thread recommend. Limit his bandwidth if you have access to the router admin. That way he can still torrent but you can choke his machine's bandwidth and your torrents will still work fine.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    If you cant access router/modem, and can access his computer, then install him a limiter that limits upload and download to any number you like. You also wanna make sure that its hidden in processes, taskbars, etc.

    P.S. He prolly doesn't have wife since he lives with you so bang his mom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    fuck my roommate?
    if she's hot then of course you should, who cares about that 'don't screw the crew' bullshit. Or about reading beyond the title of the thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    shut up, old roommate.
    jyms' ex good in bed?
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    Had the same problem with my roommate a while back. He had throttled each of our internet speeds, but the streaming on TSN's site would just ignore it and rape the internet dead.
    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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    I'm moving out right now so I don't have time to elaborate, but you should check out QOS on the router you use to access internet

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    shoot that cocksucker dead
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    so, mandatory pics of roommate to see if fuckable
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    Quote Originally Posted by eugmac View Post
    so, mandatory pics of roommate to see if fuckable
    this. I believe the FTR standard is "tits or gtfo"
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    I think you guys are misinterpreting the word fuck in this scenario.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    ... so I have a roommate that streams sports games all the time. I also suspect that he torrents too. Whenever I try to do anything online when he is home streaming whatever sports game, it is like I'm on a dial-up modem. Even when he is not home streaming, the connection is really erratic(but generally better).

    I share the apartment, and the wireless is included in the rent... and I don't really want to confront him-- at least not yet.

    So here is my question: is there anyway to pwn his connection, so that he can't rape mine so bad? Can I limit his bandwidth in anyway? Or do I just have to suck it up until I can find a better place to live?
    dw about that picture
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    Bang him.
    Tits or gtfo

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    Well yeah, def bang him if he's got tits. If not gtfo.
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    port forwarding could help. Theoretically the bandwidth should be split evenly when you both try to use it.
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    Just punch him in the face.
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