FTR Token Black Guy

[aka_red]

who is the token black guy of ftr and why do you feel that way.

[Galapogos]

bbickies cause he be ridin' dirty.

[supa]

I'm the token asshole.

Because I was told so.

[kfaess]

obv jack sawyer. I wouldn't really say he's "the token black guy" cause he contributes more than that, more like he's "ftr's black guy". He's also the man

[Penneywize]

we had a black guy post in the BC once but within like 5 posts of the first thread he started, someone said something horrendously racist

though it's possible that the black guy was just spoonitnow in disguise /shrug

anyhow thread was locked and black dude was never heard from again.

[BennyLaRue]

I'm the token asshole.

No, not at all. You are a super a-hole though.

I'm black-ish. Well, my sweater is black.

[kfaess]

we had a black guy post in the BC once but within like 5 posts of the first thread he started, someone said something horrendously racist

though it's possible that the black guy was just spoonitnow in disguise /shrug

anyhow thread was locked and black dude was never heard from again.

lol BCaments

[FlyingSaucy]

Rilla has always been the best black guy we have imo

[BennyLaRue]

Rilla has always been the best black guy we have imo

No, this is wrong. He looks like the pasty kid from Hoosiers.

[manfredi]

Poor lil cottonball. Attacked for his color in his very first post ever, on MLK Jr. day, no less.

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification; one day right there in Alabama, little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today.

[kiwiMark]

oh so boost isn't black enough now? Dats wacist.

[Jack Sawyer]

obv jack sawyer. I wouldn't really say he's "the token black guy" cause he contributes more than that, more like he's "ftr's black guy". He's also the man

[Hawk]

It's a tie between everyone who has ever had a basketball player avatar.

[a500lbgorilla]

No, this is wrong. He looks like the pasty kid from Hoosiers.

I can't be a token black man because of the color of my skin? Your kind disgusts me, racist!

[a500lbgorilla]

It's a tie between everyone who has ever had a basketball player avatar.

What about those of us with an astrophysicist avatar? Not all black people play basketball...

When did FTR become a cesspit of racism?

[kfaess]

if we're deciding who is most like the token black guy in the sense of who just comes in and says shit like "that's wack" without contributing really anything, well then the choice is so obvious: bigred.

I mean, bigred trolls pretty much every thread on ftr while contributing almost zero of value, unless you count it as humor value.

[flomo]

if we're deciding who is most like the token black guy in the sense of who just comes in and says shit like "that's wack" without contributing really anything, well then the choice is so obvious: bigred.

I mean, bigred trolls pretty much every thread on ftr while contributing almost zero of value, unless you count it as humor value.

that's wack

[philly and the phanatics]

we had a black guy post in the BC once but within like 5 posts of the first thread he started, someone said something horrendously racist

that was me....fwiw i love black people...

[bikes]

hataazzzz gonnnnnn hate

bigred is awesome i mean c'mon

[BennyLaRue]

I can't be a token black man because of the color of my skin? Your kind disgusts me, racist!

Not racist, Stateist. Look at him, he's so Indiana!

[BennyLaRue]

I mean, bigred trolls pretty much every thread on ftr while contributing almost zero of value, unless you count it as humor value.

But that's the gold standard of values. Who comes to FTR for poker content or social commentary? That would be wack.

[a500lbgorilla]

Not racist, Stateist. Look at him, he's so Indiana!

All I see are the makings of a handsome man there.

[chardrian]

I never get credit for being African-American.

[kmind]

Hoosiers is an awesome movie.

"One more Ollie and we're going all the way!"

[Monty3038]

There are black guys on FTR? What I mean is, I never thought of it that way, just that there are a bunch of players...

Now women... what the fuck are women doing on FTR?

[bigred]

I think Kfaess just admitted to hating me and black people. Thoughts?

[kfaess]

I think Kfaess just admitted to hating me and black people. Thoughts?

lol wasn't trying to be a dick. I think the shit you post is usually pretty hilarious, just happens to also be lots of 1 liners.

[kiwiMark]

lol wasn't trying to be a dick. I think the shit you post is usually pretty hilarious, just happens to also be lots of 1 liners.

plus he always yells at the movie screen

[swiggidy]

plus he always yells at the movie screen

and by yell you mean shoots his gun

[BennyLaRue]

I think the shit you post is usually pretty hilarious

Haha, bigred, he thinks just "usually".

[philly and the phanatics]

30 responses and nobody mentions ILLFAVOR!!!!

[supa]

30 responses and nobody mentions ILLFAVOR!!!!

That's coz he's been outta sight outta mind. Now that he's back he should defo be considered for the position.

[Illfavor]

30 responses and nobody mentions ILLFAVOR!!!!

Man, that's wack. Whack? sp?

[surviva316]

Man, that's wack. Whack? sp?

for you it's spelled "wack." for all the non-chocolate faces, it's spelled "whack"

[boost]

I forget where it was, but somewhere someone referred to Phil Ivey as "Chocolate-face Ivey" and it is one of the funnier things I have read.

[Galapogos]

I forget where it was, but somewhere someone referred to Phil Ivey as "Chocolate-face Ivey" and it is one of the funnier things I have read.

Pretty sure it was some table chat posted in a 2p2 thread. I remember someone calling him that too.

[surviva316]

now that we've got all you coloreds attention, i have a question.

is it actually possible to be offended by the term "chocolate face?" like, if someone were to call you that, would you be able to keep a straight face for long enough to be mad?

[boost]

pretty sure any reasonable person wouldn't be offended by it, but intent is obv a big part of how someone takes it. But obv it is not like saying the N word.

[surviva316]

pretty sure any reasonable person wouldn't be offended by it, but intent is obv a big part of how someone takes it. But obv it is not like saying the N word.

wait, i thought the N word was ok now, so long as you put an "h" at the of it.

[Galapogos]

wait, i thought the N word was ok now, so long as you put an "h" at the of it.

Yeah it's totally cool if you do that, go nuts.

[Roid_Rage]

I do dat shit all da time do at MacDonawlds, all da DARK SKINNEDED brutha's be like 'thats straight ignorant dawg' and ill be all 'niggaH please'

True story

[surviva316]

i say ninja this, ninja that to my white friends. when used in front of my black friends, it's all like notsureifmad.jpg

[bikes]

Chocolate ivey is from ronaldo500's blog. And the whole thing is halirious

[bikes]

[kiwiMark]

holy shit that is awesome