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Originally Posted by S
I am a pedophile.
A few weeks ago me and my buddies go on vacation Ocean City, Maryland. My friend, Rob's family was vacationing there as well. Rob has a cousin who is devastatingly fine. DD boobies, 5'1", tightest body you'll ever see. Only problem is that she looks 16. This is only a problem because I am 21 and God likes to really challenge me. Anyway, we end up drinking one night and she props her legs on mine very casually and stares right at me. I just ignore it because I don't know what to do or what I want to do. We eventually scram downtown for the night and I get pretty drunk and am trying desperately to find a chick to BONE. But fail.
A few days later - 2nd to last day of the trip - We meet up at Robs place for all you can eat crabs with his family for lunch. I sit across from Rob's Cousin (RC). It's at this meal that I discover that RC is 17 and I was willing to believe it. We talked for the whole meal it seems like and she was a very cool person. She kinda whiffed on similar interests though, as we shared none it seemed except for the ocean. I just love to swim in it and boogie board. I could stay in the water for 2 hours straight easily and RC agrees. After the meal, Rob's family says they're heading down to the beach and my other friends are all heading back to the apartment, one of them wants to go see that new Die Hard movie and that's not something I'm interested in. I ended up tagging along with Rob to the beach since everyone now knows I love the water.
So me, Rob and RC are in the water and Rob, god bless his soul, suggests we try to spring-board RC over the waves (which were pretty tame). This now gives RC reason to latch right onto me while we wait to throw her over a wave that probably isn't coming. We stay like this and just chat and Rob doesn't seem to mind at all that RC is basically being held in my arms. After about 20 minutes, Rob decides to head in to dry off and throw the football. I tell him I'll follow but I'm waiting out these waves.
While out there, RC starts to complain about sand in her bottoms. I throw a line like "Well, I'd help you but there are laws against that kind of thing!" jokingly. She smiles and swims a bit deeper out to sea, I follow her. We swim out to where she can't touch bottom (she's 5'1 and I'm 5'10"). When she stops and goes under the water and comes back up and says "No one can see through this water out here." and makes it apparent that she's taken her bottoms off.
I'm not going any further into this episode, but I will say that I fingered my friend's, underage cousin in the ocean.
On the last day of the trip, I spent basically all day texting with RC when Rob drops me a line basically joking around about me and RC and how she's super jail bait and 13 years old!!!! So I immediately txt RC about this and she doesn't respond. I txt her again 15 mins later about how we'll talk tomorrow she responds later that day "sorry." So the next day we we're heading home and would be back in Philly in just a few hours. When I got home I txted her my aim screenname and waited. Later that night, she IMs me and does one of those direct connections where you know someone is linking you to a webcam or sending you naked photos. It was the naked photos, I didn't delete them right away because child-porn ain't no thang to a pedo. I did delete them like 2 days later so no asking for naked pix. And don't ask for non-naked pix because it's work to shade out her face and I'm not leaving any opening for this to pop up again.
CLiFF NOTES: Am pedophile, fingered 13/f/ocean city, super fine body, and then was sent child-porn.
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