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    Default ---FTR COMMUNE ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD---

    Here is how it works. Send me an email to triptanes gmail.com, I'll copy and paste it in this thread. Prbly best to make a gimmick email if I can figure out who you are, or if you actually care.

    Ex:I slept with my bff sister when she was 16 or I robbed a bank...

    Gogogo, I have high hopes for you FTR.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JT
    I had a roommate that I hated my freshman year of college. He just played the same three Dave Matthews songs 14 hours a day. I pissed in his shampoo bottle a couple tablespoons when it was fairly full so he wouldn't realize the change in its consistency.
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    wtf is this
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    such a good idea

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    there was one on 2p2 that was really juicy, someone could link it i guess. maybe it would help to get people sending stuff in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA


    wtf is this
    does anyone else think triptanes is a fatass?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FR
    I am 26 years old and boinking a 40 year old married MILF several times a week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    such a good idea

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    lukie theorem
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    wow this thread is cool, someone link to 2+2 thread?

    bankit made me laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    such a good idea

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    I saw the thread on 2p2, still a good idea to bring it over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by S
    I am a pedophile.

    A few weeks ago me and my buddies go on vacation Ocean City, Maryland. My friend, Rob's family was vacationing there as well. Rob has a cousin who is devastatingly fine. DD boobies, 5'1", tightest body you'll ever see. Only problem is that she looks 16. This is only a problem because I am 21 and God likes to really challenge me. Anyway, we end up drinking one night and she props her legs on mine very casually and stares right at me. I just ignore it because I don't know what to do or what I want to do. We eventually scram downtown for the night and I get pretty drunk and am trying desperately to find a chick to BONE. But fail.

    A few days later - 2nd to last day of the trip - We meet up at Robs place for all you can eat crabs with his family for lunch. I sit across from Rob's Cousin (RC). It's at this meal that I discover that RC is 17 and I was willing to believe it. We talked for the whole meal it seems like and she was a very cool person. She kinda whiffed on similar interests though, as we shared none it seemed except for the ocean. I just love to swim in it and boogie board. I could stay in the water for 2 hours straight easily and RC agrees. After the meal, Rob's family says they're heading down to the beach and my other friends are all heading back to the apartment, one of them wants to go see that new Die Hard movie and that's not something I'm interested in. I ended up tagging along with Rob to the beach since everyone now knows I love the water.

    So me, Rob and RC are in the water and Rob, god bless his soul, suggests we try to spring-board RC over the waves (which were pretty tame). This now gives RC reason to latch right onto me while we wait to throw her over a wave that probably isn't coming. We stay like this and just chat and Rob doesn't seem to mind at all that RC is basically being held in my arms. After about 20 minutes, Rob decides to head in to dry off and throw the football. I tell him I'll follow but I'm waiting out these waves.

    While out there, RC starts to complain about sand in her bottoms. I throw a line like "Well, I'd help you but there are laws against that kind of thing!" jokingly. She smiles and swims a bit deeper out to sea, I follow her. We swim out to where she can't touch bottom (she's 5'1 and I'm 5'10"). When she stops and goes under the water and comes back up and says "No one can see through this water out here." and makes it apparent that she's taken her bottoms off.

    I'm not going any further into this episode, but I will say that I fingered my friend's, underage cousin in the ocean.

    On the last day of the trip, I spent basically all day texting with RC when Rob drops me a line basically joking around about me and RC and how she's super jail bait and 13 years old!!!! So I immediately txt RC about this and she doesn't respond. I txt her again 15 mins later about how we'll talk tomorrow she responds later that day "sorry." So the next day we we're heading home and would be back in Philly in just a few hours. When I got home I txted her my aim screenname and waited. Later that night, she IMs me and does one of those direct connections where you know someone is linking you to a webcam or sending you naked photos. It was the naked photos, I didn't delete them right away because child-porn ain't no thang to a pedo. I did delete them like 2 days later so no asking for naked pix. And don't ask for non-naked pix because it's work to shade out her face and I'm not leaving any opening for this to pop up again.

    CLiFF NOTES: Am pedophile, fingered 13/f/ocean city, super fine body, and then was sent child-porn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    such a bad idea
    fmp
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    Now lets play guess the pedo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by F.R.
    I committed a borderline pedo act too. It's weird how I feel not so guilty after reading that last one.

    When I was 18 a friend of mine had a party. Everyone had either left to get home by their curfews or were passed out somewhere. I could not find a place to sleep and I was not drunk enough to pass out on the floor. I went to his little brother's room, who was probably 12 13 or 14. I had met him before and talked to him several times. He was really cute and somewhat feminine. He had mingled some at the party but he had not drank anything and had gone to bed much earlier. I woke him up when I opened the door. I took off my jeans and shirt and jumped into the bed like it was mine. He was laughing somewhat and I started joking around with him about how I was going to sleep there. He didn't really care too much I think but besides we were having fun kidding around. We were both down to our boxers but he also had a T shirt on. I made some jokes about how I get hard when I'm sleeping so he better not roll over if he didn't want to make contact. There was an awkward silence and then he made another joke about it (thank God he didn't freak out), I pushed him playfully with one of my hands, he grabbed my hand while making some other joke that slips my mind and put it on his crotch. It was a such a huge rush. I'll spare the details and just say we both sucked each other's dicks, and then I fell asleep during naked spooning. I have never seen him again because his brother (my friend) moved to a different state after high school so I had no way of keeping touch.

    I don't consider myself gay and that was the only time I've ever done anything homo. I do fantasize about younger boys but couldn't see myself after molesting or raping one. I have had sex with a few girls too but those stories aren't as good.

    PS I am going to masturbate thinking about it now
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    Meghan, I love you. i've loved you since the day i met you. Even if it was online.. that day, i knew.

    I've been slightly man whoring these past months, and am now with a girlfriend. shes beautiful, rather famous, and has achived so much.

    Yet i still think of Meghan every day of my life. Shes everything.. shes my night time, my star light, my moonshine.. Shes having a rough time right now.. i help her as much as i can but this distance isnt allowing much. I need to be close to her, but she barely lets anyone close.

    Shes let me closer then anyone else... We've shared alot. shes helped me so much, i care for her dearly.

    Meghan.. if you see this. I love you with all my heart and soul. and i wish that one day i can be your starlight in this dark world.

    I love you.

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    i feel like sending in one that starts with ' so i was at the gym AND _____' and make it something really repulsive but im lazy
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    LOL

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    Meghan, I love you. i've loved you since the day i met you. Even if it was online.. that day, i knew.

    I've been slightly man whoring these past months, and am now with a girlfriend. shes beautiful, rather famous, and has achived so much.

    Yet i still think of Meghan every day of my life. Shes everything.. shes my night time, my star light, my moonshine.. Shes having a rough time right now.. i help her as much as i can but this distance isnt allowing much. I need to be close to her, but she barely lets anyone close.

    Shes let me closer then anyone else... We've shared alot. shes helped me so much, i care for her dearly.

    Meghan.. if you see this. I love you with all my heart and soul. and i wish that one day i can be your starlight in this dark world.

    I love you.

    Your Paladin. "

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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
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    wtf is this
    does anyone else think triptanes is a fatass?
    trip you gained some weight huh? Its ok i did 2 im a fatass!
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    how is that borderline pedo??????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    ya i am fat yo
    food and drink tastes better when you are fat

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    i have a confession

    i created the lukie theorem, which states that if something makes its rounds on 2p2, the probability that it will be posted on FTR approaches 1 over time, because i wanted to have a theorem named after me like zeebo cts aejones etc. the idea for the name (theorem) comes from, *ahem*, you guessed it, 2+2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    what is left
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    QFMFT!!!!

    As GMML says how the fuck is that consider borderline?? I could easily make a sarcastic reply as to how its borderline but i cant make fun of this subject.

    I want to re-live the last 5 minutes of my life so I dont read this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    i have a confession

    i created the lukie theorem, which states that if something makes its rounds on 2p2, the probability that it will be posted on FTR approaches 1 over time, because i wanted to have a theorem named after me like zeebo cts aejones etc. the idea for the name (theorem) comes from, *ahem*, you guessed it, 2+2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GT
    On FTR people think I'm pretty good at poker, but truly I have lost over $12,000 of inheritance from my grandparents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GF
    My cousin was a bit slow.

    I used to make fun of him regularly and once told him that cats love to get kicked. He loved me so he ran around kicking shit out of his cat for like an hour.

    When his Mum caught him the cat was a dead, bloody mess and he had blood spattered up both his legs. His Mum decided that he was a danger to his little sister and had him institutionalised.

    He didn't adjust well to the institution and few months later managed to crack his skull open running into a wall. This caused him to need a steel plate in his head.

    Due to a pretty major error on the surgeons behalf the plate wasnt put in flush against his skull and a fly managed to get under it and lay it's eggs in their. Over the next few months my cousins motor functions deteriorated and his language skills etc became practically nil. When they sent him for a scan they found that there a multitude of maggots feasting on my cousins brain. He obviously died.

    I live with the fact that I did this to him every day because I thought it was funny to taunt a spacker. I don't sleep well at night.
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    /end thread plz

    I don't wanna know this shit about ppl around here and I won't be able to not click on the thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i feel like sending in one that starts with ' so i was at the gym AND _____' and make it something really repulsive but im lazy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    Quote Originally Posted by GT
    On FTR people think I'm pretty good at poker, but truly I have lost over $12,000 of inheritance from my grandparents.
    haha this one is cool
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    cool trick jawntea

    this thread rocks, but no way that the pedo and homopedo ones are real.
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    Guesses on who has lost 12k?
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    renton? euph?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    hahah
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    this one time I was supposed to meet a bunch of guys from FTR at this little Indian casino and then my fucking air conditioner broke, can you believe that shit? then this year all those dudes (and more) went to Las Vegas and I couldn't meet up with them again because of, well, fuck I didn't have an excuse this time, damn.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Guesses on who has lost 12k?
    hmmmmmmmmmm i wanna know
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    this one time I was supposed to meet a bunch of guys from FTR at this little Indian casino and then my fucking air conditioner broke, can you believe that shit? then this year all those dudes (and more) went to Las Vegas and I couldn't meet up with them again because of, well, fuck I didn't have an excuse this time, damn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TT
    my parents are divorced. after i graduated high school i started living at my dads place and selling drugs.

    i kept alot weed at his place.

    i ripped off a kid who didnt really know me. he called the cops and told them there was alot of coke at my address.

    i was lucky enough to be at a friends house when they came to my house. my dad got locked up.

    my dad knew i would do alot more jail time than him because of what i was on probation for. he was tried and prosecuted because he had no defense without using my name. i could have stepped up and saved him from his 6 month sentence.

    i packed up, took what money i had saved and hadnt got seized and moved 3 states over, havent seen my dad since.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IM
    I have stolen about $3,000 from people on ebay. Each individual involved got their money back, but paypal didn't. In effect I really stole the money from paypal. I have no regrets and I doubt they'll ever try and recoup the money anyway.
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    thread is turning around. That's real cold post by the guy who shafted his dad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    thread is turning around. That's real cold post by the guy who shafted his dad.
    that was me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    thread is turning around. That's real cold post by the guy who shafted his dad.
    that was me!
    liar!!

    im pretty sure i know who it is from clues ive picked up
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    Damn this thread is fucked up.

    I wish my grandparents had 12,000 to give me. Well I guess thats not fair. When my grandpa died they took the life insurance money and sent me to college.
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    Damn this thread is fucked up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I had a threesome with courtie and her friend.
    The good kind or the bad kind?


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    Was her friend named Dave or something else which implies the presence of a second penis?

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    I'm pretty sure half of these are made up, but if they aren't all the better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    There's a bad kind?
    yah, when the other guy is afraid to cross swords ldo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    There's a bad kind?
    yah, when the other guy is afraid to cross swords ldo.
    I'm pretty sure he's referring to the courtie being hot, so her friends aren't idea
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    yah.. I was joking, cuz I def wouldnt wanna have a threesome with another guy.
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    holy shit - the kicked cat story is fucked up - and letting your dad do time for you is fucked up too....

    this is a great thread -
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    why dont people send in more of these

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