The age-old question.
10-18-2009 12:07 PM
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Fold or Crumple?The age-old question. | |
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10-18-2009 12:10 PM
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What are we folding or crumpling? | |
10-18-2009 12:15 PM
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tp or cash? | |
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10-18-2009 12:19 PM
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pizza? | |
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10-18-2009 12:43 PM
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10-18-2009 12:52 PM
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Who the fuck folds? | |
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10-18-2009 01:03 PM
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i do a combo, i fold then crumble | |
10-18-2009 01:03 PM
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also, f all you standers | |
10-18-2009 01:20 PM
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10-18-2009 01:21 PM
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and obv fold so that its a lil' poofy. | |
10-18-2009 01:22 PM
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10-18-2009 01:31 PM
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Fold obv. | |
10-18-2009 01:44 PM
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easy fold | |
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10-18-2009 01:46 PM
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I seriously don't understand how people sit down and wipe...but that's a whole different poll. | |
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10-18-2009 01:49 PM
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This thread is such a typical sequel. the first one was great (after all, who the fuck ever would have pictured a standing wiper?!??!?), and since that was so good, another one about wiping options would be great too right? NO!! | |
10-18-2009 01:51 PM
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10-18-2009 02:37 PM
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10-18-2009 03:44 PM
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wow, this thread is just as enlightening as the stand or sit. Maybe I should try this "fold" thing. | |
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10-18-2009 04:56 PM
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how can you crumple? With equal amounts of paper youre making such a high variance play with no benefits in sight except saving a second or two. | |
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10-18-2009 05:06 PM
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10-18-2009 05:10 PM
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baby wipes are truly amazing. But they are not always on hand. And srsly, sometimes you just arent getting the job done with dry paper. | |
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10-18-2009 05:20 PM
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I'm really excited to poop now...Come on subway sandwich, digest! | |
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10-18-2009 05:21 PM
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Dranger crumples then wipes three times before releasing, pass it on. | |
10-18-2009 05:31 PM
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10-18-2009 05:43 PM
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10-18-2009 06:21 PM
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Michelle folds in a very specific way every single time. I crumple. | |
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10-18-2009 06:54 PM
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10-18-2009 07:03 PM
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yeah 3 wipes per 2 sheets is standard. | |
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10-18-2009 07:05 PM
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3 hours later...still don't have to poop | |
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10-18-2009 07:12 PM
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10-18-2009 07:47 PM
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I DONT WIPE MY SHIT WITH SHIT KTHX | |
10-18-2009 08:02 PM
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was a standing crumpler have since switched it up to sitting folder | |
10-18-2009 08:13 PM
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10-18-2009 08:19 PM
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10-18-2009 08:22 PM
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chard.. 2 sheets, really? How do you get 3 wipes out of 2 sheets? I feel like all paper, even the best of quality, needs to be fold on itself at least once. So now we have 1 sheet size doubled up, if we fold this in half I can see getting another wipe, but we cant fold again. We cant get a wipe with 1/4 sheet size.. srsly youre getting fecal matter under your finger nails doing this. | |
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10-18-2009 11:07 PM
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10-19-2009 12:13 AM
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Meh standing crumpler. Its the only way to go to avoid any and all accidents. I sure as hell am not going to stick my hand into the bowl while im sitting on it after just shitting. And crumpling may waste more toilet paper, but you definitely dont have to worry about break through with your fingers by crumpling. You always have enough cushion for that. | |
10-19-2009 12:43 AM
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if you have enough cushion then youre using like 3x as much paper, at least. Global warming is your anus' fault. | |
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10-19-2009 12:45 AM
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10-19-2009 01:05 AM
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10-19-2009 01:44 AM
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10-19-2009 01:53 AM
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I pick the dingleberries out and crumple that shit into a ball with both hands. | |
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10-19-2009 02:40 AM
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10-19-2009 04:24 AM
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10-19-2009 05:07 AM
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10-19-2009 09:13 AM
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10-19-2009 09:58 AM
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This thread has been an education for me. | |
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10-19-2009 11:06 AM
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Buy Charmin Extra Strong. You'll use less, no breakage. Totally worth the extra money, imo. You'll be ballin in the bathroom...it's the Grey Goose of toilet paper. | |
10-19-2009 04:00 PM
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10-19-2009 04:47 PM
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My method involves both. | |
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10-19-2009 04:55 PM
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10-20-2009 02:34 AM
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10-20-2009 05:04 AM
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1% is definitely an overstatement. I cant remember a time its ever happened, otherwise I doubt I would still be a crumpler. i dont know maybe I was just never taught the proper way to wipe, I certainly cant remember being taught at least. With this high majority of folders, surely there was some kind of committee long ago that decided the proper way to wipe thy ass? | |
10-20-2009 06:47 AM
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^ OR common sense dictates folding | |
10-20-2009 07:06 AM
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I admit I crumpled when I was 4. But no more. | |
10-20-2009 01:32 PM
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I don't care what the percentages are, if I only ever accidentally wiped my own shit all over my ass once that would be one too many. | |
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10-20-2009 02:36 PM
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10-20-2009 03:49 PM
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Char and myself pwn this thread. BooG seems to forget I went to Marine Corps boot camp recently where they limit you to 3 rolls of TP for 8 stalls and 60+ other recruits. YOU GET AS MUCH WITH AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE. | |