Quote Originally Posted by will641
Quote Originally Posted by flomo
try setting them on fire

that might help
according the web site that is actually possible. i do not believe it.

Is it really possible to ignite farts?

The answer to that is yes! However, you should be aware that people get injured igniting flatulence. Not only can the flame back up into your colon, but your clothing or other surroundings may catch on fire. A survey done by Fartcloud indicates that about a quarter of the people who ignited their farts got burned doing it. Ignition of flatulence is a hazardous practice.
There have also been cases in which intestinal gases with a higher than normal oxygen content have exploded during surgery when electric cautery was used by the surgeon.
We used to do this in college; it is hilarious. Wear jeans and lie with your back on the floor, butt up so you don't shoot flame back into your colon. Use a lighter.