European women vs northa merican women

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discuss.

[BooG690]

Perhaps we can have your take first?

Korean women.

[JKDS]

On average, American women smell better.

[wufwugy]

Would probably boil down to Montreal vs Stockholm

[Galapogos]

On average, American women smell like butter.

fyp

[OngBonga]

Europeans, not even close.

American women are just fucking annoying.

[BooG690]

To make this research any kind of relevant, posters should post where they're from.

For instance, OngBonga states American women are annoying (no argument here fwiw) but he's also an Englishman. This should be known to those reading.

[OngBonga]

I can't argue with you boog, most English women annoy the fuck out of me too, though not quite as much as the American women I've had the displeasure of meeting. But I've met a few Polish and Czech women, and they don't annoy me in the slightest bit, probably because they don't speak a great deal of English so they just sit there looking pretty, like a woman should do.

[OngBonga]

Also, throw Asian women into the mix and it's a no brainer.

[a500lbgorilla]

LOL at no pics in op. Since this is a purely intellectual conversation and we'll not be comparing our assets straight up, let's consider:

American women are stupid and uneducated. Stupid, uneducated women are easy and their naive understanding of the world is cute. This also makes them easier to manage.

European women are educated, but still stupid. This leads to feminism.

American women are staunchly anti-abortion. You get one of them pregnant, it stays pregnant. This is a problem.

In Europe, the governments are mainly funded through abortions, one of the few areas where America has failed to turn a profit. This is a solution.

In America, women are expensive and the government will not be giving you any assistance. Their standard upkeep can be prohibitively expensive. This leads to a culture of one-night stands over long term commitments. This seems like a positive.

In Europe, there are BDSM sex clubs older than the United States. This is rightly reflected in the freakiness of European women.

Europe includes Sweden. America includes California.

Europe includes Britain. America includes West Virginia.

In the end, it seems like a straight push. But under the principle of the grass is always greener, Europe wins out.

Though, the correct answer is the Caribbean where white Euro/American men are seen as rich and exotic.

[rong]

Imo, this should be continental europe vs north America and Britain, as sadly most Brit chicks are more yank than Euro, although a lot less yank than the yanks, thank fucking god.

In this case, Europeans win hands down. It's not even close.

[OngBonga]

Trust rilla to approach this problem with logic, rather than thinking with his dick.

Californian women are the most annoying of all, fwiw. They say "ya" instead of "yes". That's fine if they speak German or Czech, it's not fine if they speak English.

Also, if you want women who think Western men are rich and exotic, ask yourself why bikes is in Thailand? Same reason as my Dad I reckon. My Dad is old bald and fat too, and his girlfriend is younger than me, and reasonably cute.

[a500lbgorilla]

Imo, this should be continental europe vs north America and Britain, as sadly most Brit chicks are more yank than Euro, although a lot less yank than the yanks, thank fucking god.

In this case, Europeans win hands down. It's not even close.

Market forces dictate that only our models could truly be considered real Americans as they're the only ones who can successfully monetize their looks.

Considering this, Europeans can't even really describe their XX chromosomed as women.

[OngBonga]

There's an easy way to settle this argument. Based on first page of results...

Google images > American women
> European women

Lol not even close.

[StarGrinder]

Guess it would depend on who's the better cook no?

[BooG690]

But I've met a few Polish and Czech women, and they don't annoy me in the slightest bit, probably because they don't speak a great deal of English so they just sit there looking pretty, like a woman should do.

This is pretty much why I love Korean women now.

[BooG690]

Also, Google image 'Asian women.'

It wins.

[eugmac]

Ya it's unfair to burden Europe with Britain. British staunchly deny being European anyway. So let them have it their way, good riddance! Take your flabby women and soggy chips and rejoin your spinoff colony across the pond!

[OngBonga]

You're mistaken eugmac, we British are indeed European, I have no problem with that. I take more offense to being compared to Americans the Europeans. It's just that the French, Germans, Italians and Spanish tend to annoy us Brits, but it's cool, because we annoy the entire world, so we win.

[OngBonga]

Also, Google image 'Asian women.'

It wins.

I knew Asian women would win. I mean, how can Euros and Yanks compare with Japanese and Chinese? That's before we factor in Thai, Korean, Indian and Iranian... I have a boner just thinking about these women.

[a500lbgorilla]

There's an easy way to settle this argument. Based on first page of results...

Google images > American women
> European women

Lol not even close.

This is a terrible approach. I'll allow others to explain.

Also, the fact that the euros are so dead set on dumping Britain belies their own opinion. That they lack the confidence to take the British hit, shows how unattractive they find their own women.

[OngBonga]

Of course it's a terrible approach, it's the ongbonga sunday afternoon approach.

[a500lbgorilla]

Elisha Cuthbert is Canadian. Our neighbors to the North prob put us way over the top, they're just in wintry clothes.

[d0zer]

Also, if you want women who think Western men are rich and exotic, ask yourself why bikes is in Thailand? Same reason as my Dad I reckon. My Dad is old bald and fat too, and his girlfriend is younger than me, and reasonably cute.

bikes isn't old or fat, and doesn't have issues pulling american women you presumptuous cunt

[JKDS]

So ive taken a step back, and want ppl to think about what being an 'american' woman means. (also european).

Are we talking citizenship? Or majority?

The US has Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Gingerese, italian, african, and many other kinds of women that are officially american citizens and thus american. So if we were to just take it by that definition, American women would easily beat european...just because the amount of these awesome ppl is larger in NA than Europe.

If we go by majority, the population of the US hinders us instead, and we then have to consider just how large Mexican women will hurt us...combined with the overwhelming number of airheads.

Also id like to point out that American 'obesity' is hard to quantify. Statistics that talk about american obesity talk about BMI, which is a measure that is completely retarded. A guy who is 5'5 and weighs 150lbs is overweight based on bmi.

[Monty3038]

I'm American. American women suck. But I don't have a frame of reference for European women, so they suck too. Maybe all women suck.

So for now... I cannot effectively reply and am just wasting your time.

[!Luck]

All Bitches be crazy.

[eugmac]

Elisha Cuthbert is Canadian. Our neighbors to the North prob put us way over the top, they're just in wintry clothes.

I haven't seen her since that porn star movie she made, what does she do nowadays?

[dranger7070]

You're mistaken eugmac, we British are indeed European, I have no problem with that. I take more offense to being compared to Americans the Europeans. It's just that the French, Germans, Italians and Spanish tend to annoy us Brits, but it's cool, because we annoy the entire world, so we win.

First thing I thought of reading the last sentence was that scene in Eurotrip when they take the Manchester United bus down the wrong side of the road in France and are yelling at all the people.

[BennyLaRue]

SOUTH AMERICA SHOUT OUT.

[BennyLaRue]

I can't argue with you boog, most English women annoy the fuck out of me too, though not quite as much as the American women I've had the displeasure of meeting.

There are serious methodology problems with your study. I mean, how many American women would actually need their chimney swept in England? Just the really pretentious ones!

[BennyLaRue]

If we go by majority, the population of the US hinders us instead, and we then have to consider just how large Mexican women will hurt

Yeah, it's the Mexicans that fuck you over. (I'm going to guess you've never been to the mid-West and to take that a step further, that you've never been in any Wal-Mart in the mid-West.)

[BennyLaRue]

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TROLLING.

[wufwugy]

Every other modern nation's women beats the pants off the US Midwest. But then, probably nowhere compares to NY or LA or something. I don't really know because I don't travel

[Jack Sawyer]

SOUTH AMERICA SHOUT OUT.

holy shit SA wins hands, no contest.

Colombia and then, lets not forget, BRAZIL, make for an invincible tag team. The rest of the continent does not even need to partake.

[JKDS]

Yeah, it's the Mexicans that fuck you over. (I'm going to guess you've never been to the mid-West and to take that a step further, that you've never been in any Wal-Mart in the mid-West.)

All i meant by that was the population of mexico is huge, and theyre rated 2nd highest in obesity (though again, its based on BMI which is a joke). Their population is about a third of the United states, and twice that of the Midwest

[wufwugy]

Pretty sure the Midwest is bigger than Mexico. Both in geography and weight

[Luco]

American looks, european sexuality, eastern servitude

[Monty3038]

American looks, Brazilian Curves, european sexuality, eastern servitude

FYP

[Luco]

good call

[wufwugy]

Samoan looks, Louisianan curves, Scottish speech patterns, Russian humility, Turkish hygiene

[a500lbgorilla]

Melanie Iglesias is American. Thread may derail now.

[OngBonga]

bikes isn't old or fat, and doesn't have issues pulling american women you presumptuous cunt

You people take me too seriously. Also, kudos for the correct spelling of presumptuous, not an easy one. Also, no you're a cunt. 1-1

[mrhappy333]

America has Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question - YouTube
Europe has??

[BennyLaRue]

Pretty sure the Midwest is bigger than Mexico. Both in geography and weight

Hypothesis: The people inside every American Wal-Mart at any given time between 9am and 9pm will outweigh the remaining population of the US.

[Monty3038]

Hypothesis: The people inside every American Wal-Mart at any given time between 9am and 9pm will outweigh the remaining population of the US.

We're really not all THAT fat. Just most of us.

Honestly, it is very apparent when you attend a school function for your kid that parents today are raising a whole bunch of couch potatoes in the US Midwest (where I am). Kids are ugly, fat and spoiled.

But, so am I, but I'm 42.

[dranger7070]

It'll be interesting to see how much the average life expectancy drops in the next 20 years. Will be hard to keep all the fat diabetics alive past 70 what with them having massive heart attacks and strokes every other week.

[BennyLaRue]

It'll be interesting to see how much the average life expectancy drops in the next 20 years.

Oh, it won't. It will increase to the point where people are begging to be killed and we'll have to allow, nay, encourage legal assisted suicide lest we collectively run out of foodstuffs.

Suicide Boutiques, FTW. It's just a race to get the snappiest slogan to market. I have ideas.

[dranger7070]

My... theory, I guees you could call it is that because we (as a people in general) are getting so sedentary/lazy that we will pass these traits along to our kids (my generation especially will be the ones.to.do this, so maybe 20 years is too short term. But yeah, say im an overweight 22 year old in the midwest. Recently married.to another twenty-something that is.also overweight. Seems pretty likely that our.kids would turn into fat shits as well since we never.taught them food.in moderation, exercise frequently, etc. Feel like this would compound like a mofo until people realize everyone is.dying at the age of 42 with massive heart attacks and strokes. Idk mega derail, my bad.

[d0zer]

You people take me too seriously. Also, kudos for the correct spelling of presumptuous, not an easy one. Also, no you're a cunt. 1-1

score is definitely not 1-1, iunno wat game you've been following

[!Luck]

Oh, it won't. It will increase to the point where people are begging to be killed and we'll have to allow, nay, encourage legal assisted suicide lest we collectively run out of foodstuffs.

Suicide Boutiques, FTW. It's just a race to get the snappiest slogan to market. I have ideas.

[wufwugy]

The first person to hit age 150 is 50 today. Disease will be medically defeated by 2050, aging by 2100

[Penneywize]

DAMN no chance I'm making it LOL

[supa]

Fuck, even if I make it to 2100 I'll be 130.

[Monty3038]

My... theory, I guees you could call it is that because we (as a people in general) are getting so sedentary/lazy that we will pass these traits along to our kids (my generation especially will be the ones.to.do this, so maybe 20 years is too short term. But yeah, say im an overweight 22 year old in the midwest. Recently married.to another twenty-something that is.also overweight. Seems pretty likely that our.kids would turn into fat shits as well since we never.taught them food.in moderation, exercise frequently, etc. Feel like this would compound like a mofo until people realize everyone is.dying at the age of 42 with massive heart attacks and strokes. Idk mega derail, my bad.

WALL-E.

[bode]

Oh, it won't. It will increase to the point where people are begging to be killed and we'll have to allow, nay, encourage legal assisted suicide lest we collectively run out of foodstuffs.

Suicide Boutiques, FTW. It's just a race to get the snappiest slogan to market. I have ideas.

Projects - euthanasia-coaster - Julijonas Urbonas

FTW!

[BennyLaRue]

My... theory, I guees you could call it is that because we (as a people in general) are getting so sedentary/lazy that we will pass these traits along to our kids (my generation especially will be the ones.to.do this, so maybe 20 years is too short term. But yeah, say im an overweight 22 year old in the midwest. Recently married.to another twenty-something that is.also overweight. Seems pretty likely that our.kids would turn into fat shits as well since we never.taught them food.in moderation, exercise frequently, etc. Feel like this would compound like a mofo until people realize everyone is.dying at the age of 42 with massive heart attacks and strokes. Idk mega derail, my bad.

Who cares? Petri-dish hearts on sale at Walgreens!

[OngBonga]

score is definitely not 1-1, iunno wat game you've been following

The calling each other a cunt game. I''ve called myself a cunt a few times, does that count as an own goal?

[Galapogos]

My... theory, I guees you could call it is that because we (as a people in general) are getting so sedentary/lazy that we will pass these traits along to our kids (my generation especially will be the ones.to.do this, so maybe 20 years is too short term. But yeah, say im an overweight 22 year old in the midwest. Recently married.to another twenty-something that is.also overweight. Seems pretty likely that our.kids would turn into fat shits as well since we never.taught them food.in moderation, exercise frequently, etc. Feel like this would compound like a mofo until people realize everyone is.dying at the age of 42 with massive heart attacks and strokes. Idk mega derail, my bad.

I saw a single mother friend posted on Facebook today that it's hard to feed 3 kids. Then came the thread of idiotic comments from her friends and they all said not to feed them home cooked food because it's too expensive. She should feed them KD and Chef Boyardee and shit like that because it's cheap and the kids will be fine because they have high metabolisms at that age. People are fucking retarded.

Also, dranger may be wondering why I quoted him. Because close your muh'fukin' brackets! That post confused the shit out of me, I kept waiting for the side note to end.

[OngBonga]

Incomplete brackets is more annoying then being punched in the face.

[JKDS]

No. You are not allowed to be tilted by solecisms when your own grammar sucks. RAGEEE

[OngBonga]

Incomplete brackets are more annoying then being punched in the face.

[kickass]

Lol for trying dude, you'll get it one day.

[JKDS]

How to Use Than and Then: 6 steps (with pictures) - wikiHow

Learn your language, you silly brit.

[a500lbgorilla]

wtf is a solecism?

[d0zer]

lol double-fail by cuntybonga

[OngBonga]

Haha I copy/pasted my first post and changed the is to are, I didn't even notice the then/than typo. I obv know the difference, it's a common typo that everyone makes, leave me alone you wankers. My spelling, punctuation and grammar is still far superior to most of you arsewipes, so suck my testicles.

I just dig myself a bigger and bigger hole, don't I?

Dozer, 2-1 to you.

[OngBonga]

wtf is a solecism?

There's one here...

Learn your language, you silly brit.

and one here...

lol double-fail by cuntybonga

Solecistic imbeciles. Brit has a capital letter, and sentences do not end without any punctuation.

Yes I'm just being argumentative now.

In a futile attempt at staying on topic, I still think Euros > Yanks. It is that thread, isn't it? Or is this randomness? I forget.