I took a dry chem. fire extinguisher and put the rubber nozzle under someone’s door. It only took two squeezes of the handle to fill the dickheads dorm room. When he opened his door his windows were open and it caused a draft in the hallway and sucked the dry chem. out of his room and filled the whole floor. The fire alarm went off and everyone had to leave the building. Oh yea, it was 4 in the morning on a Tue. night.

Next thing I knew I had to speak to the dean of the dorms and he told me that I was going to be kicked out of the dorms if I didn't write an apology letter to each person in the dorm and present it to them directly. I had a hard time keeping a str8 face not only because of this but also because his name was Ronald McDonald.