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    Default Epic Beard Man

    I saw the original video was posted in the whore thread, but this looks to have blown into a gigantic meme faster than just about any other meme. Pretty hilarious stuff

    Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF6W3...layer_embedded

    With subs and FIND EBM'S BAG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMceZREcBFA

    Mortal Kombat: YouTube - Epic Beard Man - Mortal Kombat style

    Kimbo Slice 1998: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNIajDWecwM

    Epic Beard Man is the savior of the internet. After just a few hours that this was posted on /b/, anon got most of the information of those involved (name, address, fb, etc), response videos made, and loads of shops and such











    Last edited by wufwugy; 02-18-2010 at 08:03 PM.
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    Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
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    holy shit did this thing blow up, so hilarious -- I <3 the intertron














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    LMFAO wow that was so fast
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    lmfao this is awesome
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    Edited OP. Apparently I put wrong video for the Kimbo Slice 1998

    Here it is tho

    YouTube - Kimbo Slice streetfight from 1998
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    Amber Lamps is the new Mona Lisa

    YouTube - Amber Lamps Photo Tribute
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    =(... I knew I should have made a whole thread for the vid, instead of throwing to into the youtube thread.

    It's also believed that he is the man in this video as well: YouTube - Oakland A's Fan Being Tazed by Police - 8/4/2009

    He sure does get around.
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    is it winternet day?
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    I'm sorry I don't see the funny.
    "Old man with anger management problems" is more like it.


    And reading through the youtube comment makes me want to puke:

    'white power' - 50 thumbs up

    'typical nigger behavior' - 150 thumbs up

    'fucking niggers!' - 40 thumbs up

    'Sorry but colored people are ignorant and they steal. 13&#37; of the US population is African, but they take up 85% of prison space for convicted violent crimes.' - 25 thumbs up

    The last one is caption worthy imo.
    Last edited by oskar; 02-19-2010 at 07:09 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    I'm sorry I don't see the funny.
    "Old man with anger management problems" is more like it.


    And reading through the youtube comment makes me want to puke:

    'white power' - 50 thumbs up

    'typical nigger behavior' - 150 thumbs up

    'fucking niggers!' - 40 thumbs up

    'Sorry but colored people are ignorant and they steal. 13% of the US population is African, but they take up 85% of prison space for convicted violent crimes.' - 25 thumbs up

    The last one is caption worthy imo.
    come on.. Amber Lamps is fucking awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    bring ambalamps
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    I wouldn't say the old man has issues when he walked to the front of the bus and the black guy followed him twice and threw the first punch. if it was me he wouldn't have gotten off the bus without two amber lamp assistants and a gurney.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    I'm sorry I don't see the funny.
    It's not so much the funny as it is the epicness of the whole thing.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    It's not so much the funny as it is the epicness of the whole thing.
    ya, ftmp its epicness... but then /b/ juices the funny out of everything.

    also the chick behind the camera, she is funny in a really really sick way. Its obv disturbing that shes getting so much pleasure out of instigating the conflict, but in someway its funny.
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    wtf at it not being funny. ive been laughing for days. cant even get the ambalamps song out of my head

    the whole u leakin, bring ambalamps, next time i fuck u up is superb comedy
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    ya, "you leakin" is gold too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    I wouldn't say the old man has issues when he walked to the front of the bus and the black guy followed him twice and threw the first punch. if it was me he wouldn't have gotten off the bus without two amber lamp assistants and a gurney.
    I doubt that you would ask random people on a bus how much they charge for a shoeshine. They're both fucked up. I do see the entertainment value in two retards banging their heads together - it's not by accident though that every other comment on the video is about how niggers are niggers. This is not just about one guy getting out of line and then getting beat up, and then funny things happen.
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    Just like Ambalamps, Oskar has decided to kneejerk react without much information

    Hint: If you dig a little deeper, you'll find the line of reasoning that EBM doing what you claimed is not very sound
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    Who is EBM?

    Why would i want to dig deeper into this. I don't see much funny in a guy getting beat up.
    But I'm out of this thread before you write up a 5000 character post with 25 links that I all need to read completely before I can have an opinion.
    I KNOW HOW IT WORKS ON THE INTERNET

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    Wait, before you go please post more pics of ugly bitches you think are hot
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    MY OPINION IS DIFFERENT FROM YOUR OPINION THAT IS WHY I NEED YOU TO DIE IN A GREASE FIRE RIGHT NOW YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!
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    this thread was great then within the last 3-4 replies it started pissing me off

    back on track!







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    Sick interview rofl
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    this has to be my favourite thing to emerge from this:

    YouTube - Black Betty with Epic Beard Man
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    ooh, black betty remix is good
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    Haha that one was actually really funny.


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    oh hell yes, they put him with the wolves
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256 View Post
    this has to be my favourite thing to emerge from this:

    YouTube - Black Betty with Epic Beard Man
    this is just too funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    I know what I'm going to be for halloween this year.
    oh god damn that would be best/easiest halloween costume ever. if only i didn't live in harlem

    lol'ed at so many parts in the hitler video, but i lost it at "don't worry, they'll bring amber lamps"
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    double post-a-ments!

    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Just like Ambalamps, Oskar has decided to kneejerk react without much information

    Hint: If you dig a little deeper, you'll find the line of reasoning that EBM doing what you claimed is not very sound
    is this a level? you can't seriously ride a bus in oakland full of black people and ask a random black person how much for a quick shine, my brotha and not expect at least ONE of the people on the bus to get offended. also, should prolly have a better defense against him being a racist lined up than "i woulda asked a chinaman, too." then, he proceeds to roid rage and get into his "what now? step! try and kick my ass and see what happens!" state, and i'd grade his overall instigation as like a 9 on a scale of 1 to 10.

    i know, his interview offers his side of the story, and i genuinely believe there's a good chance he didn't mean anything by calling him his brother, and maybe didn't mean anything by ANY of it, but he is certainly guilty of startin shit.

    btw, i'm totally amber lamps in this situation
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    I like it how the trailer for Weekend at Bernies was the first video to show up in the list of relevant ones.


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    After he got his ass kicked, Mr. L.K.N. Amberlamps looks like Beetlejuice from Stern.

    Also...the fight wasn't funny. The reaction is the funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    double post-a-ments!



    is this a level? you can't seriously ride a bus in oakland full of black people and ask a random black person how much for a quick shine, my brotha and not expect at least ONE of the people on the bus to get offended. also, should prolly have a better defense against him being a racist lined up than "i woulda asked a chinaman, too." then, he proceeds to roid rage and get into his "what now? step! try and kick my ass and see what happens!" state, and i'd grade his overall instigation as like a 9 on a scale of 1 to 10.

    i know, his interview offers his side of the story, and i genuinely believe there's a good chance he didn't mean anything by calling him his brother, and maybe didn't mean anything by ANY of it, but he is certainly guilty of startin shit.

    btw, i'm totally amber lamps in this situation
    Yes, I'm serious. There's always so much more to the story

    One of many examples: the black guy admitted on the radio that he was drunk. It's easy to point fingers, hard to wait for the facts
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    Last edited by BooG690; 02-24-2010 at 01:26 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    double post-a-ments!



    is this a level? you can't seriously ride a bus in oakland full of black people and ask a random black person how much for a quick shine, my brotha and not expect at least ONE of the people on the bus to get offended. also, should prolly have a better defense against him being a racist lined up than "i woulda asked a chinaman, too." then, he proceeds to roid rage and get into his "what now? step! try and kick my ass and see what happens!" state, and i'd grade his overall instigation as like a 9 on a scale of 1 to 10.

    i know, his interview offers his side of the story, and i genuinely believe there's a good chance he didn't mean anything by calling him his brother, and maybe didn't mean anything by ANY of it, but he is certainly guilty of startin shit.

    btw, i'm totally amber lamps in this situation
    It was that stupid bitch behind the camera that instigated. I really dislike that whore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    i know, his interview offers his side of the story, and i genuinely believe there's a good chance he didn't mean anything by calling him his brother, and maybe didn't mean anything by ANY of it, but he is certainly guilty of starting shit.
    did u miss the part where the black guy said "take you you to take sidesr ass to the front of the bus" or something..? The white guy responded with some smack and walked to the front of the bus. TO AVOID FURTHER CONFRONTATION

    but it's cool, i don't expect you to take sides.
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    I find all this a bit depressing. I think there is some seriously deep seated racism on the internet and on 4chan or /b/ whatever u wanna call it.

    Yes its funny and a lot of the vids/memes etc are well made, but it doesn't hide the fact (I think) that a lot of the reason people find this funny is because a black man (who fitted a lot of stereotypes) got beaten up by a white guy.

    Clearly the white man has mental health issues. Clearly the black guy was drunk. What the fuck makes this so celebratory???

    I really find /b/ racist. And the defence of its beyond racist in a post modern way and therefore not racist or that a lot of black people find it funny/ use /b/ doesn't defend it in my book.

    The majority or people using /b/ i'd guess are white men aged 14-25 who wouldn't dream of saying any of that shit, but think they can say these things because its on a forum.

    Prob just me, but I find it really, really depressing.
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    killjoys ITT
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    The majority or people using /b/ i'd guess are white men aged 14-25 who wouldn't dream of saying any of that shit, but think they can say these things because its on a forum.
    Yeah, it tilts me to see these guys act all big over the internet knowing they'd be scared shit IRL.

    However, I'll also admit that I enjoyed seeing EBM being the black man up. However, it had nothing to do with his race. At the time of watching the video, I was under the impression that the black man was a "thug" slash "gangsta." Personally, I can't stand it when ANYBODY (white, black, Hispanic) give themselves the image of a gangsta. It bothers me even further when a black or Hispanic male simply let themselves fall into a negative stereotype instead of fighting it. I've always prayed to see one of these gangstas get their ass beat.

    EBM answered my prayers.
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    'that man was some kinda Belgian' lol, wat?
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    Everyone thats bumhurt over watching the video really shouldnt google what anonymous did to the poor girl recording it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS View Post
    Everyone thats bumhurt over watching the video really shouldnt google what anonymous did to the poor girl recording it.
    Post link please. I hate that bitch.

    I hope you were sarcastic about "the poor girl recording it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    Yes its funny and a lot of the vids/memes etc are well made, but it doesn't hide the fact (I think) that a lot of the reason people find this funny is because a black man (who fitted a lot of stereotypes) got beaten up by a white guy.
    Any guy that acts like he did, and gets beat up like he did, how he did, by who he did, is fucking hilarious.
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    anon screws everybody they take a disliking to. seriously, never piss anon off; they'll fuck you up

    and the racism thing is a little blown up. like chris rock would say, that black guy was acting like a nigger, and gets ridiculed by all no matter their skin color. this is despite any possible instigation coming from ebm.

    on top of that, most of the possible racism going on in either the video or the discourse on the net is tiny compared to real meaningful racism that fucks things up, but i do understand people getting upset since i personally get pretty upset over white people denigrating the sexual attractiveness of black women. them bitches are fucking hot, but dont tell that to somebody who relies on their myopic experiences to realize something so 'obvious'

    and what i mean by real meaningful racism is the kind you get by voting for guys who instead of putting aid into poor societies that harbor terrorism, they bomb iraq. whether anybody realizes it or not, perpetuation of racial inequality comes at the hands of indirect socioeconomic policy more than anything else
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    Post link please. I hate that bitch.

    I hope you were sarcastic about "the poor girl recording it."
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    Jusy out interest Wuf, would you say that Chris Rock quote in public? That the guy was acting like a "nigger"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muzzard View Post
    I figured out he was 50 when he said, "I'm 50," in the video. I don't know about you, but things like that give it away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    Jusy out interest Wuf, would you say that Chris Rock quote in public? That the guy was acting like a "nigger"?
    For the most part, no. I also wouldn't say it here if somebody told me they were offended by it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    I figured out he was 50 when he said, "I'm 50," in the video. I don't know about you, but things like that give it away.
    bravo you win the internets. I didn't hear him say it, therefore I didn't know - also he looked younger than 50 imo.
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    This is so last week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post

    your banner burned here
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    what's that pic of? (i see it's a chick ldo) but who
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    thats a pic of Amber Lamps
    do the right thing.
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    bigpink has just lost so many cool points
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    Clearly EBM has mental health issues
    This is the only truly depressing thing - I don't know what social care in the US is like but this guy has clearly slipped through the cracks - the rest of it is funny as hell.
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