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    Default Drunk Thread

    This thread is for only durink pusting. If yo'ure not drunk you cna't comment so fuck off and sopt being a bussy.
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    hey man i was drunk tonight but im already recovering i guess. alcohol is cool or whatever
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    i envy people who're not allergic to alcohol
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    i envy people who're not allergic to alcohol
    I have this weird reaction where my speech slurs and I tend to go home with girls who are sub par to my standards. Any cure?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    i envy people who're not allergic to alcohol
    I have this weird reaction where my speech slurs and I tend to go home with girls who are sub par to my standards. Any cure?
    More alchoholz
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    I'm working on getting drunken tonite.
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    When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.

    Why?
    Alcoholic, or you're doing it wrong.

    Been "on" for 6 hours. Woot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ISF
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    When we can maximize our equity, we will make lots and lots of money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I'm working on getting drunken tonite.
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    love the stuff
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    and most other scoths
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    imma gettin spanked at NL, but imma gettin my drink on. imma makin these incredible reads but peeps are sucking out on me its teribad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.

    Why?
    shit dude i can drink like 4 maybe 5 light beers a week without getting a headache. anymore than that and i start getting migraines.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.

    Why?
    shit dude i can drink like 4 maybe 5 light beers a week without getting a headache. anymore than that and i start getting migraines.
    tbh, youre not missing that much... and it could be worse; you could be allergic to latex...
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.

    Why?
    shit dude i can drink like 4 maybe 5 light beers a week without getting a headache. anymore than that and i start getting migraines.
    tbh, youre not missing that much... and it could be worse; you could be allergic to latex...
    Tis is fer drunk posting, not hating. Fck u mther fuckres.

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    FUCK MIE LIFE NAOTD NOT BEINGE ABLE TO WIN A FLUCKING FLIP ALL FKINGI TNIGHT

    JEFESUS FUCKING CHRSIT IMO!

    ALSO 5 o was abad deiccion

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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.

    Why?
    shit dude i can drink like 4 maybe 5 light beers a week without getting a headache. anymore than that and i start getting migraines.
    tbh, youre not missing that much... and it could be worse; you could be allergic to latex...
    Tis is fer drunk posting, not hating. Fck u mther fuckres.

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    BEieng aliergic to latex isbteh fucking cageyst thing everr

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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    spakling wine, red wine and beers over here
    You're a drinking pimp sir. I just had 2 hours at a happy hour, then got left because all my friends have to work tomorrow (10p, LAME)
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    mom bought me bourbon for xmas, so weeeeee

    CHEERS!!
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    sngs so much more fun when drunnk
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    sngs so much more fun when drunnk
    wtf fail

    on another note:
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    soooo good, you'll prob onot appreciate drunk though
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    i dont think id appreciate it soberrrrrr
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    SnGs drunk soound like attempting to fuck cats..


    i'd like ot have a houmors pun h line there, but i can't think or shit. so fuck u guys.

    I've been fukin' cunted for most of Xmas break. it's great.. I got a 12 pack of corona for xmas eve.. which i've railed on so mcuh... on these forums, mostly because I think people that buy it and like it are posers who could discover that driinking Miler lite with lime is like 95% the same thing for 1/2 the cost. So I did the equirvaltn of a hate fuck on that beer.. and chugged it out of the bottles.. it's was awesoem.. I booted tewice from the foam.

    I'm currently pounding a Sammy A variety pack.. it's solid.. i'm hoping to switch bourbon soon.. or scotch...

    wtf is the idff between scotch, whiskey and bourbon.. plz form your answers in eith3re Iambic pentameter, limeric or haiku....... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND go.
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    1) please don't stop talking to me to hit on HS boys
    2) It's hot you're in the army you don't have to protect yourself with those douche bags
    3) why the fuck don't you go home asshole, she doesn't fucking like you

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    props to eveyone contriubting here who's actually drukn.

    You konw I <# U guys and we'll do something dirty cuz that's twhat we dooes.
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    happy new years motherfuckers. I hope that each of you doesn't die in a fire.

    Also, please to be sending me money so I can buy shots. The more money you send me, the more shots I drink, I think we can go for epically drunk.

    You may notice that I haven't posted like a retard for the last 70 some odd words. Well bitches, I've arlready drank a bottle of champagne, I just have the common sense to proofread. It's really too bad that my punctuation sucks, though.
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    You have no idea. This hoe had fuckign Ds hanging out of her shirt and didn't even like douche who would n't ufkcin gleave. I would have dtakne care of theat shit. She'd be happy , what'as wrong, nothking

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    support my debauchery (honesltly spelled right first time)

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    i can't tell if I'm drunk or just on some ridic adrenalin rush... alllls I gotzta say is..

    how 'bout dem huskers...
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    support my debauchery (honesltly spelled right first time)

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    shake and bake

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    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    ive been too drunk the last two nights to actually post in this thread...but i thought of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    ive been too drunk the last two nights to actually post in this thread...but i thought of it
    It's the thought that counts
    same for me, 3rd time is a charm!



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    Fuck you, I'm drunk but my grammar is perfect!

    hmmm i was drinking whiskey again last nite, angry drunk
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    MOTHERFUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


    Tomorrow is my last day of X-mas break. I am sad. I don't have kids in class until Wednesday, just bullshit meetings Mon/Tue, but still.....


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    I like whiskey. It never makes me angry, but make other people angry with me, haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    I like whiskey. It never makes me angry, but make other people angry with me, haha.
    in college we used to have "whiskey nights." it involved drinking ridiculous amounts of whiskey. just about every time somebody woke up with a black eye or knot on their head and nobody knew what happened.

    awesome days.


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    My stance has always been that it doesn't make me angry, but it makes others angry with me.

    I still love it
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    also furniture broken and holes in walls that nobody could explain

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    nice 1st page IMO, I should have double posted

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    OMFG

    starting to drink at 7 is not good. I almost thought I should nt be drinking in public excpet crazy OSU fans thin I"lm cool.

    I went hom because I hat my freinds but GOGOOGOG FUCKING OSIUUUU!!!!!
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    I'm drunk can i participate in this thread?

    i need progene cause my testosterone is lowerimg
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    hai guys, thx for posting

    I've been bad the last week. Def been drinking but am neglecting my obligations. Likt Thursday coul dhave been epic cuz I was jsut watching RIC hit on eChicks and it was funny.

    Anyway, GO CAVS. Conviently rnaked #1 bitches.
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    Starting nexxt week I could post on here every fucking day. I'll be in Cancun at an all inclusive resort. I've double chekced about twenty times to get a definition of "All inclusive" and they assure me it INCLUDES ALCOHOL! Damn they'll be sorry they let me and my buddy in that place! LOL....FUCK I"M FUCKED UP!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
    i you post on here every day while you're in cancun...thats -ev..but its only forgivable if you post nakid wimins pix.....everyday. +ev
    Will see wat I can do!
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    so i foudn thsi live game near wher ei live its a 200NL cash game i went there 3 times

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    those were my session ship it hollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa
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    ps im drunk
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    i at e at olive garden tonight, zuppa toscana most awesome soup ever amirite?

    olive garden ----> drinking red bull and vodkaaas ---> playing poker winning momeny

    sicklife imO?

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