I'd consider sticking my penis in this and eating it... (not necessarily in that order...)....Originally Posted by BooG690
09-11-2009 01:02 AM
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09-26-2009 08:10 PM
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I already threw up like 4 times tonight omg homecoming rulezzz, we lost to motherfucking howard!!! how the fuckkkk | |
09-26-2009 08:41 PM
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like big 'ole rilla?! | |
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09-26-2009 08:53 PM
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09-26-2009 08:58 PM
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i love you in spite of your obvious hatred for money | |
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09-26-2009 10:00 PM
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haha wtf is a hokie | |
09-26-2009 10:02 PM
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09-26-2009 10:05 PM
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Hoki, Hoki, Hoki, Hy. | |
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10-03-2009 12:30 AM
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Hey !! |
10-03-2009 12:58 AM
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WAT WAT IN THE BUTT! Hammered surfin the intertron, donkin off BI's at PLO HU. | |
10-03-2009 12:59 AM
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a few okld fashioneds di the job | |
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10-03-2009 01:04 AM
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All in all I am pleased with the spelling, punctuation, and over all grammar of my last post | |
10-03-2009 01:07 AM
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Are real mack would bang the three on the right while the one on the left makes everybody sammiches |
10-03-2009 01:13 AM
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old picture from my photobucket, dont know who 3/4 of those hoeskies are | |
10-03-2009 01:36 AM
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cool story bro |
10-03-2009 02:27 AM
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I just made almost 15 BIs in one session. | |
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10-07-2009 02:25 AM
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Tis I, Tis I. halllo. | |
10-25-2009 03:23 AM
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NO htats fucking bulshit. i got fucking stopped by cips iand im peacheufle | |
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10-26-2009 05:51 PM
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hey kids! | |
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10-26-2009 05:53 PM
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btw its so fucking depressing to empty two bottles australim wine in front of yur laptp watching top gear and lesbian pron. | |
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10-26-2009 08:19 PM
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That would depress the shit out of me. Go for New Zealand wine next time, problem solved. | |
10-30-2009 02:09 AM
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drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! | |
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10-30-2009 02:16 AM
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Drunk... whilst my roommate, drunk in the other room with some random drunk chick, makes drunken smalltalk and makes drunken out. | |
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10-30-2009 02:51 AM
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HARPIE!!!!!!!!!! | |
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10-30-2009 10:09 PM
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FTR lov eyou | |
10-30-2009 10:15 PM
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girl tilt | |
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10-30-2009 10:18 PM
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11-07-2009 12:50 AM
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weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!1 most drunks in a whilesz.. | |
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11-12-2009 05:50 AM
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omgggggggggggggggggggggg |
11-12-2009 06:01 AM
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on srs note im like wtf life would be so easy if crunked all the time. i mean stupid shit gets to you like crazy you know. you reading this right now thinking stupid shit gets to you like crazy but when you drink it doesn't matter its all k cuz you straight pimping and fuck anybody thinks otherwise cuz it dont mean shit. fuck if i wasnt so self consious id be king of world. you heard it here first. king of world. its just that shit happens and fucks with your mind and shit you feel like something other than what you really are. |
11-27-2009 02:22 AM
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life is a struggle to be normal |
11-27-2009 01:34 PM
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ok man |
11-27-2009 03:26 PM
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i'm not your man, guy | |
11-27-2009 03:34 PM
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i'm not your guy, friend. | |
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11-27-2009 03:38 PM
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I'm not your friend, buddy | |
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11-27-2009 06:46 PM
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c'mon guyyyysss |
11-27-2009 08:16 PM
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^^You're body is supposed to paralyze certain muscles during sleep to prevent things like that. Alcohol and certain medicine unparalyzes those muscles. To avoid this happening to me I just start drinking when I wake up and slowly stop throughout the day. | |
12-01-2009 11:11 AM
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12-01-2009 11:20 AM
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12-01-2009 11:32 AM
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You know what annoys me? The plural of "leaf" is "leaves," not "leafs." The city of Toronto has a team dedicated to shitty pluralization. | |
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12-01-2009 11:49 AM
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And how many Leaves are blue? | |
12-01-2009 10:10 PM
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12-12-2009 12:39 AM
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Pardon me, sir. May I borrow some of your fancy mustard? | |
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12-12-2009 12:41 AM
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I will drunk drive for a greasy meal cuz damn im hungry! I have few needs and getting my om nom on is all of them! | |
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12-12-2009 12:54 AM
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malibu mango | |
12-15-2009 01:44 AM
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i need a better avatar |
12-18-2009 07:11 AM
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in the naaavy | |
02-13-2010 04:27 PM
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the only thing better than day drinikng is morning drinkoing be cause nothinbg comes before morning | |
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02-13-2010 04:45 PM
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ha apparently FTR made it over a month sober! | |
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03-17-2010 03:07 AM
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wuf nominated for POTY fo sho | |
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03-19-2010 10:02 AM
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im so hungover that i can't even have a wank. | |
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03-25-2010 11:15 PM
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I am going to try and touch type the rest of this post....... (yes I looked at every key while it hit it thus far.) | |
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03-25-2010 11:46 PM
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drunk | |
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03-27-2010 06:58 AM
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04-16-2010 01:11 AM
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rukm drunk you fuckiers | |
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04-16-2010 01:14 AM
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04-16-2010 03:23 AM
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shit im hungry what should I eat? | |
04-16-2010 02:20 PM
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your mom |
04-17-2010 01:24 AM
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delicious rum is delicious. and wow. awesome. the one night i would liekt to irl at a bar and fuckigng no one wants to go out. awesome. | |
04-28-2010 01:39 AM
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so drunk. i have a girlfriend. but i want to think about possibly fucking other girls. is that bad? i mean if i get a text back that is inviting should i accept? am i a bad person if i fuck someone else? probably. definitely. i just crave some strange when i'm drunk you know. fuck. monogamy is for penguins | |
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04-28-2010 02:02 AM
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present | |
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04-28-2010 02:02 AM
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ps dont fuck other girls i gajn et and i'm still a champ. but i wish i fucked them. | |
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04-28-2010 02:12 AM
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A beer would be good right about now. | |
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04-28-2010 03:13 AM
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04-29-2010 08:52 AM
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Ur a towel | |
04-29-2010 08:53 AM
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Can this be FTR is drunk, dranger is stoned thread? | |
04-29-2010 08:53 AM
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Sorry FTR made me wait 20 god damn seconds b4 i posted again so i posted BOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS | |
04-30-2010 12:55 AM
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IN | |
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04-30-2010 01:19 AM
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so fucking IN yup | |
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04-30-2010 03:44 AM
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congrats ug | |
05-01-2010 11:43 PM
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woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo me | |
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05-02-2010 02:34 AM
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05-05-2010 08:38 AM
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efficiency that's what I'm paying for...he's already packing the hot chips into the box while the magi machine is not declining my moneys card.....long live willowbank! | |
05-05-2010 09:15 AM
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05-10-2010 10:31 PM
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did a bankitdrew and pulled a fattie | |
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