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    maybe thhe last of the dewars later

    dewars and cigs yummy yummy
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    21st birthday woooooooooooo

    jagera nd beer and tequila , oh my!
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    50th birthday parties are awesome. Here's hoping you live that long.

    First young punk that makes an old joke is dead to me.

    (not my 50th but I'm in that bracket)
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    hey guys whats up

    i'm eating pasta
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    lol old people!
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    I Kill children!
    "could I take out every woman and child in a border town?"
    For the right to be governed, waste them without mercy.
    When you've decided. Meet me at the airport.
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    This is a preemptive post.
  9. #159
    basically there

    yeah, basically


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    i'll be back
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    ai em usless help me all i got is money and good looks ,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!! wtf heko,,,, i got nothing i hate pokers and shit.............
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    whats that 6 in the afternoon monday? Ya, I've been wasted since lunch. Good times.
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    HI THREAD
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    ooo-baga-booooogie... bagg- booooogiiee!!!

    I <3 u queers
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo we did it brian. we made it

    fuck this shit



    i went out tonight w9th some hit bitches adng gti sume numbers.. but i fialed at taing hme on first nifht wichi is fai enough. that s respecatable. im taking them out tmoorrow an getting ass so fuck all of you


    ya eeer u love you

    yay vodfka i kvie yu tiijjj

    fuck yea alochl atake my pants off yay
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    ps stax is aweosme, u shoudkl all know that....hes a cool guy and i like him
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    oh man my head
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    If your so drunk how do you remember there is a drunk thread?
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    oh hai guys

    ?wut
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    Absolut Pumpkin?
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    Mandrin. and never again.

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    Well done bigred
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    Waitaminute. So is Bbickes just WildBob's gimmick account!?!?

    Head asplode!


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  25. #175
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    wheeeeeeeeeee

    see you alkl on tuesday night
    yyyeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tertip
    never drink to much
    THE ONLY DANGEROUS AMOUNT IS NONE!

    ?wut
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    HERRRO Bbickes! I studied chinese at rength in correge. Now, we can tark rike this in asian and peoper wirr have noooo idea what we are saying! HardyHarHar.

    Just had a few afternoon beers...so I guess ill head to the "Ive had enough beers to feel it, and now I just want to keep drinking" thread and swing back by here later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    HERRRO Bbickes! I studied chinese at rength in correge. Now, we can tark rike this in asian and peoper wirr have noooo idea what we are saying! HardyHarHar.

    Wat. I'm prolly one of the whitest kids people know.

    ?wut
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    hahahaha op owns the slant eyed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes


    oh hai guys
    i'm so sick of azns invading ftr
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    but but but, I'm totally better than a russian or a souf american amirite? =(

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  35. #185

    Default thankss

    hi

    yeah yor right bbickes i like it
  36. #186

    Default Re: thankss

    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Jones
    hi

    yeah yor right bbickes i like it
    Hey Mark... grab your spam and go suck a bag of dicks.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  37. #187
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    OMG HAI GUYZ HJOWZ U?

    BITCHES AIN T SHIT

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    If your so drunk how do you remember there is a drunk thread?
    I don't think it's a matter of remembering, I think it's a matter of stumbling onto while drunk.
    Yuengling 22oz bottles FTW
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    i dnt think so
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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    bump bump bumpity bump
  43. #193
    NO, LIKE FUCK YOU, MEAN!
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    I MEAN MAN!
  45. #195
    Fuckign word nanny. Don't put words in ma mouth, man.
  46. #196
    Heloooooessssss!!!!!!!... mmm ba baar rpaa nahah!!!
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    i couldn't find you when i was in vegas but someone found you for me!!!!!! yay
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    I'm two thirds in the bag, have an 8:30 mtg and am ready to succumb to peer pressure. I should go to bed, right?
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    yes

    no
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    Not drunk, but feeling a few. I always fail to post when actually drunk, so this will do.
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    wat post when you're really drunk newb
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    sup, i'm sober
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    i khaven't been drunk on here for a while

    i'm taking my jpants off
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    So whenever I get drunk, there's only one thing that'll calm my hunger.



    Garlic sesame bread with fried chicken cutlet, bacon, melted American cheese, gravy, and waffle fries (IN THE SANDWICH) ftw!
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    hmmm I don't tend to go for chicken when I'm drunk, much prefer greasy ass beef (i.e. anything from Taco Bellllll)

    However, that looks motherfucking tasty yo
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    I dont understand how you managed to stop yourself long enough to take a picture... that's just inhuman
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    I will admit that I woke up feeling like a slob. I was a bit hungover...but everytime I eat one of the sandwiches I have the "Why did I do that to myself?" feeling...because my body is still taking a pounding from all that unnecessary cholesterol.

    I'll probably be eating it again next time I drink though!
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
  58. #208
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    Bump this mptherfucker
    i want some pussaaayyyy but will probably not get any tonite because i have no game
    i think im gonna go acidentaly wake up my fiance (wat wat) and try to get ablowjob or something...



























    ...lets see what happens
  59. #209
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    goddamn censorship
    whyis the man always trying to bring us down
    damn the man

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    mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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    plussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssooo ooooooooonnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    wwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo
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  62. #212
    had one too many fuzzy navels?
  63. #213
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    wugwugy is a faggggggotttttt

    just kidding, even guys don't like you lololololololololololololollolololololololo
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    bigred here,

    took some chick home, she's in the bathroom, she made us stop to buy condoms, this will be a good night

    bigred, over and out
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  65. #215
    Remember, foreplay isn't JUST seeing how wet you can get her neck
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    Fuckin' Dranger is back bitches.

    It's been said: USMC = MOTHA FUCKIN' EZ MOTHA FUCKIN' GAME!

    Dranger is fuckin' back bitches.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    fuckuall
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    I'M BACK AGAIN, IO HAVE A PROVLEM
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    this is fucking bullshit, ive had shitty service at a resturant, and my fucking avatar is broken and gthe goddamn rum is gone.,

    ?wut
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    damn azns can't hold their booze
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    Asian flush ftw.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    bump for people who drink past midnight

    good night future kings and queens (bigred)
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    Shit I aint going to sleep till like 7 in the morning

    Insomnia and night owlishness ftw
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    first post in here as an actual drunk, somehow managed to get my buddies laid tonight but failed miserably myself, wtfbbq?
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    NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER

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