And its very much dependent on the quantity & texture of the remains on the tissue.Originally Posted by BooG690
10-18-2009 05:49 PM
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10-18-2009 06:06 PM
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all you do is bend forward and reach around man! | |
10-18-2009 06:12 PM
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10-18-2009 07:34 PM
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10-18-2009 08:18 PM
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refold is stuper standard. Theres plenty of cleaning power left in that paper, cant be wasteful. | |
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10-19-2009 01:57 PM
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notice that the guy in warpes comic is standing | |
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10-19-2009 04:46 PM
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old thread is old | |
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05-10-2010 10:37 PM
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This thread just hit Reddit. Sit or Stand while wiping? : AskReddit | |
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05-11-2010 10:44 AM
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rofl. golden thread right here. | |
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05-11-2010 11:37 AM
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05-11-2010 11:39 AM
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Every time I see this thread title, my very first thought is "WTF, standing". That's even before a little internal LOL (or is that a LI - Laugh Inside). | |
05-11-2010 11:54 AM
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possibly veering off the greatness that is this thread but - | |
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05-11-2010 05:36 PM
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I have been to greece and turkey on several occasions and I can't confirm any of that. In some places in the south they have those weired toilets that have no seat. You just squat down on them. But you can flush paper down it... obviously. If an adult size turd can pass through it, so can TP, even if you crumble half the roll. | |
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05-11-2010 05:43 PM
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05-11-2010 05:59 PM
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Now I'm thinking of children pooping! WTF dude! | |
05-11-2010 08:53 PM
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05-11-2010 09:35 PM
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It's so true though lol. I'm not gonna lie, if I ever have a really messy shit, I've been known to wipe a couple times, then wet down the TP the next couple wipes then dry off with dry TP again lol. I've never heard of anyone else doing this though. | |
05-11-2010 09:46 PM
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Baby wipes. You'll never go back to TP again. | |
05-12-2010 05:17 AM
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Lol - heard some guy on the radio. He was at mates house and went for a dump. Noticed they had wet wipes so thought he'd enjoy a "posh" wipe. Turned out they were Flash Wipes...... | |
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05-12-2010 03:34 PM
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Def sit. I tried standing this morning due to this thread and it was awkward...couldn't get the right leverage | |
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05-13-2010 05:37 PM
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In Cyprus I've come aqccross the no flushing bog roll rule, but I just figured wtf I'm not gonna have to unclog it. | |
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05-13-2010 05:53 PM
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From the reddi thread...... | |
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05-13-2010 07:59 PM
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Ew. I don't stand at full attention. I squat a bit to get some cheek spreading action. | |
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05-13-2010 09:55 PM
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semi-related note: | |
05-14-2010 09:23 PM
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05-15-2010 12:29 AM
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***true story*** <-shit means it is OFFICAL momofuku | |
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05-19-2010 07:58 PM
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Wooden toilet seat? Is this 1776? | |
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08-28-2011 01:20 PM
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On closer analysis (anal-ysis) I've actually determined that I'm a combo sitter-stander, sitting for the initial mud removal and standing for the final clean-up. 100% TP scruncher though. | |
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08-28-2011 03:46 PM
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fold or the inevitable disaster is inevitable. | |
08-29-2011 06:58 AM
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i find the high number of stand-wipers highly disturbing. stand-wiping isn't something i even knew existed on this earth. i don't even think i did that when i was 3. a real eye-opener. | |
12-31-2011 01:53 PM
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Ha, I thought of this thread today. I was taking a dump, ran outta toilet paper and had to walk to the cabinet. Thought to myself "who would stand up and try and wipe their ass? LOL". | |
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12-31-2011 02:40 PM
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but the question is, after retrieving the toilet paper, did you then sit back down to wipe? If so, why? | |
12-31-2011 03:26 PM
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Wooden toilet seat. Ha. O flomo. | |
12-31-2011 10:59 PM
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^^ | |
Last edited by oskar; 12-31-2011 at 11:06 PM.
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01-01-2012 09:45 AM
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It wont get messy same as putting TP on the seat won't do anything for hygiene. Your ass hole doesn't sit on the seat, just your fat ass. The hole is usually somewhere over the middle of the opening. | |
01-01-2012 12:10 PM
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01-01-2012 03:09 PM
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uh, no. While your asshole does not come in direct contact with the seat, the seat itself can get very dirty. There is always the danger of a splash, and in the case of the squirts, the splash is especially gross. Depending on the color of the fur, you might never see the poo droplets. | |
01-02-2012 06:30 AM
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oh god furry toilet seats. anything furry/carpet/shitpisssponge anywhere near the toilet makes me feel very unwell. | |
01-02-2012 06:34 AM
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apropos i spent xmas at gf's gramma's place (this is in germany) where they have a carpeted bathroom also with the furry toilet covering (only the lid, not on the seat at least) where the carpet probably hasn't been replaced in decades. | |
01-02-2012 07:59 AM
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yeah I don't get people that put the weird like sheep skin mats directly in front of their toilet. Sure it's probably warmer if you're standing there taking a piss but also no matter how clean it is I always think I'm standing on a piss infested rug | |
01-08-2012 10:44 AM
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I'm a stander. I like to look at what I have acheived, I like to see if it floats or sinks, and sometimes I have an extra wipe even when I'm clean, because it feels nice. Don't pretend you've never done it, don't pretend you haven't had a good wipe and thought "ooh that was nice", it's ok, it doesn't make you gay, it just makes you weird. | |
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01-08-2012 11:00 AM
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01-08-2012 11:24 AM
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Shower after a shit, you must have a steady girlfriend. | |
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01-08-2012 03:45 PM
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I always have at least two dumps at work. I'm not regular, but the morning deuce just before 9am is an enjoyable fixture when it's on. | |
01-08-2012 08:16 PM
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I make it a point to shit at work. I have 3 bathrooms at my house, yet with 2 kids and a wife I can never get left alone long enough to have a good shit. At least at the office I have my own private bathroom where I'm never bothered and I can take as long as I want. |
01-08-2012 11:56 PM
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I remember in junior high some kid went around asking, "Do you look before you wipe?" like it was the funniest thing in the world. As a stander at the time it made absolutely no sense because I would think how the hell could you not look? | |
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01-09-2012 04:07 AM
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I was just having my morning deuce at work, and there are only two cubicles. Some douche comes charging into the one next to me. Seriously, wtf. There are three floors and six cubicles to choose from at 8:50 on a Monday morning. Toilet etiquette much? | |
01-09-2012 04:48 AM
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I worked in a hostel here making beds and cleaning the toilets for like six weeks. Fun fact: The toilet closest to the door in the guy's bathrooms is always the most disgusting. The toilet closest to the door in the girl's bathrooms is nearly always unused. | |
01-09-2012 07:28 AM
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I have a mat in front of the toilet, it gets changed twice a week. I don't see the problem with this. | |
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01-11-2012 01:07 AM
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This thread is very shitty | |
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01-11-2012 03:17 PM
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01-11-2012 04:57 PM
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This thread is nothing but toilet humor. | |
01-11-2012 05:19 PM
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I tried sitting while wiping and you know what? You guys who sit while you wipe are fucking weird. | |
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01-11-2012 05:31 PM
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Honestly, im a stander out of fear. What if i touch the water??? EWWW | |
01-11-2012 05:48 PM
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on these fucking european showcase toilets where the toilet is backwards so the water is at the front and your poo sits on a raised dry bit at the back, I have to courtesy flush every time for fear of touching the pile with my hand when I wipe. | |
01-11-2012 05:52 PM
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How high is the water in your toilet? I'd have to try to touch the water in any toilet I've ever used. | |
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01-11-2012 06:20 PM
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I'm just surprised we got 150 people to answer a poll on this site that didn't involve freerolls | |
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01-11-2012 07:58 PM
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Standers are fat, have fat parents that taught the horrible practice of standing or are part of the 1% and have people who clean up the resultant shit spray. | |
01-11-2012 09:04 PM
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When shit spray is gonna happen, i wipe sitting down obviously. Thats like, <1% of poops though. If sitters spray shit every time they poop then they poop wrong and need to see a doctor. | |
01-11-2012 09:05 PM
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sitters are risking touching the seat with their hands and/or getting their hands bit by toilet snakes! ewwwwwww | |
01-11-2012 11:07 PM
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01-12-2012 03:14 AM
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The water isn't high at all, there's a shelf that is way higher than the water. I'm talking about risking touching the steaming fresh pile sitting on the shelf (see pic, in pic there's a little bit of water on the shelf in the middle, but that's just a pool left from the last time someone flushed.). It just sits there so you can discuss it with the kids before pressing the flush button which pushes it into the hole with water, often enough leaving a smear on the shelf that you have to clean up. | |
01-12-2012 03:16 AM
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Aaaand checking FTR in bed while waking up turns out to be a mistake again. See now your reply was @ JKDS. | |
01-12-2012 06:42 AM
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01-12-2012 07:35 AM
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My toilet does not have a shelf. Who the fuck invented a toilet with a shelf? Why would you buy one? | |
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01-12-2012 09:15 AM
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ya "classic" style german toilets have the shelf showcase thing happening with 0 odour control, weird. thankfully my toilet is the other way around. this backwards shelf thing is only useful if say you smuggled gold by eating it and need to examine your shit for gold nuggets. | |
01-12-2012 10:57 AM
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01-12-2012 11:33 AM
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Sounds like you need to sit on the toilet backwards. Daniel Tosh - Reverse Toilet - Video Clip | Comedy Centrals Jokes.com | |
01-14-2012 09:08 AM
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01-14-2012 12:15 PM
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01-14-2012 01:19 PM
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Apart from the obvious utility for gold and drug smuggling, I will also mention another advantage that since there's no water to speak of to splash your poo into, there is no backsplash mini-bidet effect either, which does happen to be one of my pet peeves. In a splashy toilet I always line the water with a thin layer of toilet paper in an effort (usually in vain) to reduce the splashback. | |
01-14-2012 01:30 PM
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Good splashback gives me a sense of pride, I can't wait to see the size of that fucker. | |
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01-14-2012 01:38 PM
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depends on the vector of entry. very long well formed logs going in head-first splash little, like a good olympic diver, whereas the little pebble shits you get when you're not getting enough fibre tend to be more akin to little kids doing cannonballs. | |
01-14-2012 02:01 PM
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Pointy ones with good aeorodynamics make little splashback, big round ones that hurt on their way out are like a fat bastard belly flopping into a swimming pool. They're the ones that get me. I'm usually euphoric after passing such a beauty, like surviving a car crash. They usually arise after I've been at a festival on a four day diet of beer, meat, bread and psychadelics. | |
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01-14-2012 02:48 PM
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