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    Default Dear FTR: I am not daven

    As I understand it there is some confusion about us given that both our names start with a 'd', contain an 'e', and are 5 characters in length, but he's a filthy kiwi that plays on full tilt, and I'm a filthy canadian that plays on stars.

    This is your only warning FTR
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    Calm down Daven.
    Normski
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    who is this d0zer? are u ready to give your presentation ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    Calm down Daven.
    Honestly I woulda been surprised if this wasn't the first reply to this thread... Thanks for not letting me down ftr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    who is this d0zer? are u ready to give your presentation ?
    *unzips pants*

    Well I mostly hang around in IRC or post in FR or SH asking for advice. Mostly an advice leech as I rarely give any of my own, which is probably for the best. I also spend my time trolling BC and avoiding the commune as it's filled with degenerate wankers and drama.

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    shippp the canadianss
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    I gave the other grip, I lost a flip for five stacks
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    Quote Originally Posted by griffey24
    shippp the canadianss


    I play many homegames in toronto -- would be cool to hook up for one...

    flomo: I got an avatar. do you like?
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    yyyeeeeee canadiens1
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    ur way more man then daven
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    daven/d0zer/dev it's all the same
    3k post - Return of the blog!
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    I actually kind of get d0zer confused with oskar. Both end in r and have other letters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by badgers
    daven/d0zer/dev it's all the same
    badgers/iopq/LuckySlevin it's all the same
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    I actually kind of get d0zer confused with oskar. Both end in r and have other letters.
    This is really not acceptable. Consider yourself on "the list"
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    I actually kind of get d0zer confused with oskar. Both end in r and have other letters.
    This is really not acceptable. Consider yourself on "the list"
    Whatever. You're Canadian. You're too nice to have a list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    I actually kind of get d0zer confused with oskar. Both end in r and have other letters.
    This is really not acceptable. Consider yourself on "the list"
    Whatever. You're Canadian. You're too nice to have a list.
    That's what we want you to believe


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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    I actually kind of get d0zer confused with oskar. Both end in r and have other letters.
    This is really not acceptable. Consider yourself on "the list"
    Whatever. You're Canadian. You're too nice to have a list.
    That's what we want you to believe
    You can't pull this shit on me. I'm Canadian too. I've seen the secret documents. I've said "I'm sorry" to someone saying "I'm sorry".
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    You can't pull this shit on me. I'm Canadian too. I've seen the secret documents. I've said "I'm sorry" to someone saying "I'm sorry".
    Goddamnit man shutup! They're all listening :



    (sorry for telling you to shutup )
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    It's ok. I'm listening to the Hip. It's like a Canadian bad time deflector shield.

    (Sorry for saying it's ok. You probably knew that already.)
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    Nice thread, Daven.
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    Come on Mate. Just because your whanau doesn't invite you over for barbies anymore doesn't mean you can suck on your kumara. So pop a Jafa, down some L&P and party up large at the Mount.
    Chur!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Let's nuke Canada
    thats like slaughtering cute lil seal babies. oh wait....
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    If we nuke Canada it won't be as pristine when we take it over once it's 130 degrees in the summer in Ohio. Think long term.
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    Damm Canadians
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    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy
    If we nuke Canada it won't be as pristine when we take it over once it's 130 degrees in the summer in Ohio. Think long term.
    Go ahead, take it over. I've peed everywhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silu73
    Come on Mate. Just because your whanau doesn't invite you over for barbies anymore doesn't mean you can suck on your kumara. So pop a Jafa, down some L&P and party up large at the Mount.
    Chur!
    I have...like...some idea what you said?

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    Quote Originally Posted by daven
    i don't even remember why i started this thread..
    epic lawls
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    Quote Originally Posted by daven
    i don't even remember why i started this thread..
    epic lawls
    if you hadn't written that, i would've been leveled. i mean all the start with a d, have an e, and 5 characters in their name ftr posters all look alike anyways

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    hahahaha hi d0zer
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Daven, it would make my day if you copy d0zer's avatar and use it as your own.
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    bump for the lawls
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    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070 View Post
    bump for the lawls
    It's real cheap to bump your own thread, daven.
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    Worth it imo.
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    ....so many d-zasters ITT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro View Post
    yyyeeeeee canadiens1

    go habs go amirite?
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    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    Quote Originally Posted by fat-b View Post
    ur way more man then daven
    Never change.
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    GREAT BUMP
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    dozer = crazzvette imo, both from canada, case closed.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Fat came out of the womb too cool for this world imo.
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    You know, who's to say who is and is not daven?
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    You know, who's to say who is and is not daven?
    As someone who is daven, I'm definitely qualified in this matter, you can trust d0zer
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    As someone who is daven
    OP is a liar!
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    Whatever happened to daven?
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    Whatever happened to daven?
    stopped playing poker
    started working for da man
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    Whatever happened to boog?
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    ongies gonna ong

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