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  1. #976
    Most of the exchanges start off with me saying something factual about either Trump or Boris, and adding a snide remark or two. Then usually Ong tries to tell me the facts aren't what they are or there's some other explanation or it's a conspiracy, and that leads to me pointing out the logical inconsistencies in his arguments, which are usually many because he doesn't do any research and just talks shit off the top of his head. He basically admits he's not interested in knowing the facts and just wants to talk shit.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  2. #977
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    I don't see why the way you interact with ong should be prescriptive of the way you act with anyone but ong.

    I'm not telling you how to behave.

    I'm telling you why I find your form of conversing with ME to be far more effort on my part than when I converse with anyone else, here or elsewhere.
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  3. #978
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    I don't remember what thread it was in, and given the emotional stuff I'm going through, it's possible I'm not remembering exactly the wording.

    I looked a bit, but gave up, 'cause I thought what I posted was close enough to remind you of the conversation.

    I do remember that I never said the word "annoyed" and you then used that emotion to describe what I was saying.


    At any rate, maybe it's better if I say this,
    When I read your posts, I often see you extrapolating ahead of what you're replying to, which in itself is fine, but the fact that you almost uniformly extrapolate into something you disagree with seems unfair to the person you're talking to.

    Ong deals with it rather well. I don't.
    The reason I don't engage in long conversations with you is because I don't feel like you're upholding your side of the unwritten social contract of communication. I.e. that words are imprecise, and we are minds trying to use imprecise tools to transfer something intangible from our heads to yours. The contract is that we all understand this hurdle and do our best to see the intended meaning, and nothing more or less.
    Yeah maybe. But the thing here is, in your mind it's Ong trying to be reasonable and me not. I think both of us are jiving each other a bit, but not really in a hostile way. It's not like he takes any of his convos seriously, so I don't really take him seriously either.

    And yeah, you'll have to tell me the next time you think I'm not arguing in good faith with you. It's possible it's true, but if you let me know the next time you feel that I'll do my best to take it on board.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  4. #979
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    Sorry. I need to stop. I'm re-reading my posts just now, and I'm kinda coming off like a whiner.

    I'm not trying to do that.
    IDK... maybe I'm looking for an argument or something.


    Sorry.

    I don't really want an argument, and I don't want to sit here and criticize anyone as though I'm some paragon of ideal behavior.
    I'm not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Yeah maybe. But the thing here is, in your mind it's Ong trying to be reasonable and me not. I think both of us are jiving each other a bit, but not really in a hostile way. It's not like he takes any of his convos seriously, so I don't really take him seriously either.

    And yeah, you'll have to tell me the next time you think I'm not arguing in good faith with you. It's possible it's true, but if you let me know the next time you feel that I'll do my best to take it on board.
    This is not in good faith.

    I'm not talking about ong at all... except that I said he deals with your conversation style better than I do.
    You've projected that I find ong reasonable. I never said that.
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  6. #981
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    I don't see why the way you interact with ong should be prescriptive of the way you act with anyone but ong.

    I'm not telling you how to behave.

    I'm telling you why I find your form of conversing with ME to be far more effort on my part than when I converse with anyone else, here or elsewhere.

    If I don't agree with what someone is saying I'm not going to sugar coat it. Like I said though, if you think I'm being unfair to you in future please do point it out.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  7. #982
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    This is not in good faith.

    I'm not talking about ong at all... except that I said he deals with your conversation style better than I do.
    You've projected that I find ong reasonable. I never said that.
    First of all, you're using projection wrongly and it will annoy me if you keep doing it. Projection is when you attribute to another traits you possess yourself, generally ones that are negative. So no, I'm not saying you find Ong reasonable because I find him reasonable. He's not reasonable at all - he tries to use reason without evidence and fails at it badly.

    Maybe what you're thinking of is I'm making assumptions about you based on what you didn't say. Like, the fact that you spent a whole wall of text criticising how I interact with others (and you did say "when I read your posts", not "when you're talking to me"), I interpreted that as suggesting that I was playing unfair with everyone, which I objected to.

    So if what you actually meant was how I interact solely with you, then ok I see what you were trying to say.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  8. #983
    One of my problems is, at the risk of sounding arrogant, I express myself very clearly. People rarely misinterpret what I say (apart from Ong, who does so as a matter of habit). I sometimes forget that others can require more words to clarify what they mean and I dont always have the patience to ask them to do so, but rather leap to the wrong conclusion instead. I'll have to work on that.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  9. #984
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    Sorry. I need to stop. I'm re-reading my posts just now, and I'm kinda coming off like a whiner.

    I'm not trying to do that.
    IDK... maybe I'm looking for an argument or something.


    Sorry.

    I don't really want an argument, and I don't want to sit here and criticize anyone as though I'm some paragon of ideal behavior.
    I'm not.

    I don't think you're coming off as a whiiner at all, you're just being honest. That's a good thing.

    And don't worry, no-one thinks you're a paragon of good behavior
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
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    Thanks for understanding. I have been whiny in this convo, and I apologize again for that.
    It's at least a bit hypocritical of me to suggest you're not communicating with me as I'd like, while communicating with you in that manner.


    Thanks for setting me straight on the projection definition. I did have it mixed up.


    I also pride myself on expressing myself cleanly as you said.


    Hey, since I may have implied otherwise... you're great! I appreciate your input and willingness to share your opinions so freely.
    I appreciate that I'm an "odd duck," too, and that probably more of this is in my head that I realize.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    And don't worry, no-one thinks you're a paragon of good behavior
    Ha!

    Whew.
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  12. #987
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    Thanks for understanding. I have been whiny in this convo, and I apologize again for that.
    It's at least a bit hypocritical of me to suggest you're not communicating with me as I'd like, while communicating with you in that manner.


    Thanks for setting me straight on the projection definition. I did have it mixed up.


    I also pride myself on expressing myself cleanly as you said.


    Hey, since I may have implied otherwise... you're great! I appreciate your input and willingness to share your opinions so freely.
    I appreciate that I'm an "odd duck," too, and that probably more of this is in my head that I realize.

    Awwwww, shucks. Thanks, man. Back at ya!
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  13. #988
    It's funny, because I find my arguments to be more reasoned than poop's. I mean, from my pov, I'm open minded and don't rush into judgement, while poop seems outraged and biased. But that's just my pov. Reason is much like morals... what one person finds reasonable, another person might not. Reason is subjective.

    I handle poop's style of debate well because frankly I enjoy it. I assume he gets some enjoyment out of it too simply because he doesn't just ignore me.Certainly we bait each other a bit, which is fine. Trolling is fun if it's good natured.

    I do agree with mojo though in that poop makes a lot of assumptions, both emotional assumptions and when it comes to trivial points, like assuming I'm looking to blame everyone else when actually I'm hoping to blame nobody. Refusal to engage in blame is seen as defending the accused, and so is critisising those who accuse. When such assumptions are made, it easy to find someone's argument unreasonable, because the argument fails to match the pre-determined judgment.
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  14. #989
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Most of the exchanges start off with me saying something factual about either Trump or Boris, and adding a snide remark or two. Then usually Ong tries to tell me the facts aren't what they are or there's some other explanation or it's a conspiracy, and that leads to me pointing out the logical inconsistencies in his arguments, which are usually many because he doesn't do any research and just talks shit off the top of his head. He basically admits he's not interested in knowing the facts and just wants to talk shit.
    This is reasonably accurate. Allow me to put it into my words...

    Most of the exchanges start off with poop being outraged about something Trump or Boris said, or did, or failed to do. Then I come along and find a way to engage in some kind of discussion without actually lying about my opinion. Usually it's along the lines of "politics is a shitshow and you're part of the act". Poop points out the logical inconsistencies in my argument, as there are many due to the fact I don't do any research and just talk shit off the top of my head, while ignoring the valid points I make because it's easier for him to argue against the bit where I might be wrong. I basically admit I'm not interested in getting as angry as he gets about politics, and just want to talk shit.
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  15. #990
    Interesting that I'm being painted as outraged. Not really the word I would use. Highly critical perhaps, but I'm too burned out by this shitshow to be outraged at this point. Certainly disappointed that it's come to this though.

    cf. my post on Cummings' presser. Did that seem outraged or just mocking? I'd say the latter. Fuck, I'm not even outraged by him breaking the rules. Lots of people have probably done it, and he didn't really endanger anyone apart from when he went back to his meeting after seeing his sick wife - that was pretty dumb. What I find repugnant about it if anything is his and Boris' total lack of contrition on the matter.

    That said, if I were someone who couldn't visit a sick relative or go to a loved one's funeral because of lockdown and then I heard about his meanderings, I'm sure I'd be massively, massively pissed.
    Last edited by Poopadoop; 05-25-2020 at 01:54 PM.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  16. #991
    I think in order to feel outraged you need to be surprised. Sadly, not much that goes on anymore in the UK or US surprises me anymore.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  17. #992
    People are now writing reviews on the castle Cummings visited on TripAdvisor. "Great place to get your eyes tested."

    This is hiarious.

    https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attrac...m_England.html
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  18. #993
    Why should they be remorseful? If he genuinely thinks he did nothing wrong, there's no need for contrition. Even less so for Boris.
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  19. #994
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    I think in order to feel outraged you need to be surprised. Sadly, not much that goes on anymore in the UK or US surprises me anymore.
    Perhaps outrage isn't quite the right word. Anger will suffice.
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  20. #995
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Why should they be remorseful? If he genuinely thinks he did nothing wrong, there's no need for contrition. Even less so for Boris.
    The problem is it's pretty clear he did do something wrong and that they're just doubling down on it rather than fess up. Did you hear him talk about his 30 minute drive to the castle to check his eyesight? Is that convincing to you?
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  21. #996
    Kid probably needed a piss, he might have needed a rest, even a ciggie, I couldn't give a fuck if he stopped to "check his eyesight". I've made three 25-mile journeys to buy weed during lockdown, and you can bet your ass I'd lie about it if someone pointed a camera at me and asked me. I'd be quite the hypocrite to be outraged by some dude who took his kid to Nan and Granddad's while stopping along the way for whatever reason.
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  22. #997
    I mean if you expect honesty from politicians, you're setting yourself up to be disappointed.
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  23. #998
    Would the hyprocrisy would be greater or lesser if you were the one who'd made the rules?

    He basically broke his own law three times: First, he went back to work after visiting his sick wife. Second, he drove across the country with a sick wife and sick kid instead of staying in his house. Third, he went on a day trip instead of staying home. The third idgaf about really as long as he didn't come into contact with anybody, but it was still against the rules.

    The first, he's definitely guilty, no different than if I or anyone else went to work after visiting a sick wife. The second, he's guilty cause a) it wasn't an urgent child care issue (he wasn't sick himself yet), and b) he could have found someone in London to look after his kid if need be.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  24. #999
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I mean if you expect honesty from politicians
    Of course not, but when you're caught you're caught. Other politicians have resigned before, it's not like it never happens.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  25. #1000
    Oh wait, I missed Boris' follow up presser on his mate's sniveling lies. brb.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  26. #1001
    I think you give Cummings too much credit for the power he has. He's an adviser, a political strategist according to Wikipedia. He is not a politician, nor is he a lawmaker. He's basically Boris' mate. These aren't his laws.

    By the way, he encouraged a faster lockdown.
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  27. #1002
    So he says lol. There's conflicting information on what his position was. I think I've heard the words "if a few pensioners die, so be it" or some such attributed to him.

    Regardless, why is he above the law?
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  28. #1003
    Is he above the law? This is actually a police matter and they might yet have something to say.
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  29. #1004
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  30. #1005
    What if he wasn't checking his eyesight and was actually on a secret govt mission to visit a GlaxoSmithKline factory to discuss a vaccine with their people?
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  31. #1006
    If he was such a master of espionage one would imagine he'd have a better cover story.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  32. #1007
    I mean, it might just be a huge coincidence, but Cummings just happened to visit a castle that just so happens to be the location for a GSK factory, and two days later GSK just happen to announce a deal with a French company to create a vaccine. And Cummings just so happens to come up with the most improbable excuse imaginable to explain him being seen at the castle.


    He hasn't broken the law, he was on top secret government business. Why aren't they just saying so? Because GSK is one of the most corrupt companies in the UK, if not the most corrupt. They got fined £36m for ripping off the NHS, and $3b for ripping off the US health consumer. Obviously those fines aren't nearly as much money as they made.


    But "omg Boris".

    This country is corrupt as fuck, and politicians who are not corrupt are destined for failure. Boris is the PM because the people who actually have power are satisfied he will adequately represent their interests while fooling the electorate into thinking he's in charge. GSK will still exist in 20 years, and will still be corrupt. Boris will be retired in his mansion, and Cummings will be a "who?".

    It's the system that's rotten. Moaning about the govt is futile, the next one will be just as bad.
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  33. #1008
    And maybe a disguise?

    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  34. #1009
    lol I'm sure he parachuted into that meeting with a jet pack and grappling hook and the wife and kid in the car stuff, being an irresponsible twat and all that, that was just his cover story.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  35. #1010
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    If he was such a master of espionage one would imagine he'd have a better cover story.
    They're taking the piss. The majority of people will just believe it and instead be outraged about the stupidity of driving somewhere to test if your vision is fit for driving. It's a fantastic distraction.
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  36. #1011
    "Wait Boris, what if someone recognizes me on my way to the castle? We need a cover story."

    "Fwa fwa, oh I don't know, we'll say you were breaking lockdown. How's that old boy?"

    "Sounds good to me! But then what -surely there'll be a kerfuffle."

    "Well then we'll just add a few more transgressions to make it more believable. Like, let's say you went home, and your wife was sick, so you rushed back to work like an idiot. How about that?"

    "Gee, why didn't I think of that?"

    "Yes, well, no-one can know that we're making a deal for a vaccine. Can't be giving people hope you know."
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  37. #1012
    Maybe he was going to meet Hillary and the lizard people.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  38. #1013
    So you think the GSK thing is just a coincidence? OK.

    I don't.
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  39. #1014
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    "Wait Boris, what if someone recognizes me on my way to the castle? We need a cover story."

    "Fwa fwa, oh I don't know, we'll say you were breaking lockdown. How's that old boy?"

    "Sounds good to me! But then what -surely there'll be a kerfuffle."

    "Well then we'll just add a few more transgressions to make it more believable. Like, let's say you went home, and your wife was sick, so you rushed back to work like an idiot. How about that?"

    "Gee, why didn't I think of that?"

    "Yes, well, no-one can know that we're making a deal for a vaccine. Can't be giving people hope you know."
    This attempt at mockery seems actually more plausible than you give it credit for.
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  40. #1015
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    So you think the GSK thing is just a coincidence? OK.

    I don't.
    I think you can find a lot of coincidences if you look hard enough.

    Why limit yourself to places he was seen? Surely some company that makes PPE or sex trafficks in children or summat isn't too far away either. How do you know he didn't drop in on them and the castle thing was just to put clever people like you on the wrong trail?
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  41. #1016
    It's funny how you talk about the "obvious mistakes" the govt have made, then when you're presented with what looks to me like obvious corruption, you dispute it.

    I'm not making excuses for him. There's a reason this was a secret, there's a reason they'd rather the public just think Cummings is an idiot.
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  42. #1017
    It's only obvious because you've chosen to connect some dots that happen to line up in a way that seems to justify your paranoia. Cummings - Castle - GSK - vaccine. If his folks had been in Edinburgh it would have been Cummings -Edinburgh - antibody test factory - we get more tests.

    You also ignore the fact that he doesn't have to actually physically go to a castle to meet with GSK people. Do you think he was personally trying out the vaccine on his wife and kid in the special suit they made for him out of titanium alloy? Lol.

    But ok, let's assume he was on a secret mission and it was so important that he and Boris were willing to not try very hard to cover it up but instead make it look as though Cummings was deliberately, arrogantly flaunting the lockdown. Why would they do that when it was going to cost so much political capital? Why not just shuttle him to the castle in the back of a white van or something, through the back gate? Why is he there with his whole family?

    I mean it's really hard to imagine a scenario where they're even more bumbling than they seem right now, but you're actually managing to conjure one up.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  43. #1018
    Why do they even need cover? I mean, have you read that anywhere else? Did you catch the interview with Laura Kuenssberg where she points out there's a GSK factory right where Cummings just happened to be visiting? No, me neither.

    You don't need cover if you control the media.

    And yes, these things do need to be done physically. If you're doing shady business, you do not want to be doing it on Zoom or Skype.
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  44. #1019
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post

    You don't need cover if you control the media.

    And yes, these things do need to be done physically. If you're doing shady business, you do not want to be doing it on Zoom or Skype.

    If they control the media, why did this trip even come out in the open?

    And yeah that interview question wasn't asked because a series of coincidences with no evidence to link them other than that they map somewhat close to each other in space and time is not something anyone who isn't paranoid wonders about.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  45. #1020
    If they control the media, why did this trip even come out in the open?
    Because he got seen, I guess. Kuenssberg knew about this a month ago, yet for some reason didn't do her duty as a journalist and report it. And I'm not sure how the control works, I mean it's not like I have inside information. This story was broke by the Daily Mirror and the Guardian. The former is a joke that will do anything to sell papers, and the latter is as left leaning as media gets in this country. idk what forces control these media. But the MSM is riddled with propaganda.

    I'm not sure why you're so keen to defend Cummings here when he has a history of corruption. Next you'll be saying I shouldn't judge him until the inquiry.
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  46. #1021
    I'm not defending him at all. What show have you been watching?

    I've heard his family has some contract for PPE from the gov't. So yeah, I'm not disputing that he's corrupt. I'm saying it'll take more than some odd coincidences to convince me of your super spy caper story. You have no evidence for what you're proposing, see.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  47. #1022
    Isn't it obvious I was taking the piss when I said you were defending him? I added the bit about the inquiry to reinforce the jovial tone.

    There is evidence, albeit circumstantial. He was seen on the premises of a castle which hosts the UK's largest pharma company two days before that same company announced a covid vaccine deal. That's quite a fucking coincidence for me. I said earlier the system is rotten, this is exactly what I mean. It's companies like GSK that influence policy.

    And yeah he's corrupt. He's as anti-EU as I am. He campaigned against the UK joining the Euro. He obviously campaigned for us to leave the EU. He said EU farming grants end up int he hands of rich people who do stupid things with the money. A farm he co-owned then accepted a £250k EU grant. So yeah, not a man of integrity. idk about the PPE stuff, but nothing would surprise me.
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  48. #1023
    Opposition MPs are calling for - wait for it - an inquiry into Cummings' actions.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  49. #1024
    Plonkers. It would be a gross waste of resources. An inquiry into a man taking a drive. Fuck me. All the more absurd when you factor in that he might have been on top secret govt business.

    Why aren't they demanding an inquiry into GlaxoSmithKline's activities over the last ten years or so? Because the opposition are as corrupt as the govt. They just want political points, and they'll get that from the mouth breathers if they aim for the current least popular man in the country. But they dare not actually take on the faceless wealthy criminals who not only think they're above the law, but actually are. Nobody has gone to jail or even been sacked for the massive frauds they were involved in. Yet people want Cummings' head on a plate because he (maybe) went for a drive like a twat.

    It's a massive distraction. Look at Cummings, don't look at GSK.
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  50. #1025
    A massive distraction would be launching a tin hat conspiracy investigation based on no evidence. To be clear, there's not even circumstantial evidence he was on a top secret mission. There's no evidence except your imagination and capacity to ignore the massive holes in your logic, like why he took his wife and four year old kid to the castle on his 'top secret' missioin. Imagination doesn't hold up in court.

    Here's the problems with what Cummings did, and with the fact he's not been sacked: It could literally cost us hundreds or thousands of lives.

    If you (the gov't) make rules and then don't follow them, you're effectively undermining those rules. Others will say "Hey, if Cummings doesn't have to follow the rules, why should I?" There's already reports from police that they've been getting that excuse from people.

    Further, it erodes the general trust in gov't, at a time when it's most needed. Every rule they try to make from now on will be greeted with derision. If (when) cases go up again and they have to strengthen the lockdown again, the new rules are more likely to be ignored by more people than before. This will result in more cases and more deaths.

    People are already being idiots, flocking to beaches and lakes and ignoring social distancing. Hardly any of them are even wearing a mask. Don't expect that to get better as long as they see the gov't ignoring their own rules. It will only get worse. We've already passed ITA in deaths/ million and are now closing on SPA for fourth spot. Andorra is not outside our reach if we keep going the way we are.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  51. #1026
    ...like why he took his wife and four year old kid to the castle on his 'top secret' missioin.
    In case he got seen. Barnard Caslte is Durham, Cummings' home. The locals will recognise him. If he has his wife and kids, they assume he's on family business rather than govt business.

    Here's the problems with what Cummings did, and with the fact he's not been sacked: It could literally cost us hundreds or thousands of lives.
    Assuming he is honest. I find it astonishing that you believe someone you clearly don't trust. It's easier for you to believe a man with a history of corruption was being stupid rather than corrupt, despite him being at the location of a corrupt pharma company two days before they announce a vaccine deal.

    And you lecture me about the "obvious".
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  52. #1027
    I mean you can't believe he was actually "testing his eyesight". That is clearly a crock of shit. So what do you think he was actually doing? Just having an hour out with the family? Having a gawp at a castle on his doorstep where he knows he'll get recognised? When his wife is supposedly ill?

    I dunno how that's easier to believe.
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  53. #1028
    So do you agree or not that his actions (or at least his public portrayal of them) and the lack of consequences (no sacking) are bad for the country as a whole for the reasons I stated?

    I'm not really interested in speculating about why Barnard Castle in particular, but let's entertain you a bit. Let's say he went there and helped GSK close the deal with Sanofi to work on a vaccine. Maybe he closed a few other deals in the vicinity while he was up there, who knows. And maybe it seemed better to go to Durham to meet with GSK than to some closer office they had, like Slough. And maybe he was just careless about protecting his movements and that's why he got spotted. Wife and kid were there to provide cover, make it look like some possibly shady deal he was doing to enrich himself (let's say) was in fact something the public seems to consider much worse, a breach of lockdown rules. Ok, let's say that's how it happened.

    What now? We null the deal between two private companies somehow 'cause we suspect based on proximity that Cummings was in on it? We look for evidence that the private deal between two companies has some sinister motive? Where are we going to find that evidence, and what legal approach are we going to use to find it? Are we going to try to subpoena GSK's ledger to see if it has an entrance for "Dom C, £1m, palm greasing" in it? What is it you think an inquiry will be able to find?
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  54. #1029
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I mean you can't believe he was actually "testing his eyesight". That is clearly a crock of shit. So what do you think he was actually doing? Just having an hour out with the family? Having a gawp at a castle on his doorstep where he knows he'll get recognised? When his wife is supposedly ill?

    I dunno how that's easier to believe.
    Assuming it was just a day out, where in the UK could he have taken his wife on her birthday plus the kid that wouldn't have risked being spotted? And where could he have taken them that couldn't be linked to some business or other that has an office nearby? Should he have driven to the Shetlands?
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  55. #1030
    So do you agree or not that his actions (or at least his public portrayal of them) and the lack of consequences (no sacking) are bad for the country as a whole for the reasons I stated?
    Assuming the public portrayal is honest, then yes of course it's bad. It creates a sense of "them and us", it reinforces social division, it's potentially dangerous as stupid people go "well if he can do it so can I", and him lingering in his position overshadows the message that the virus hasn't gone away yet and we still need to be on high alert.

    I'm not really interested in speculating about why Barnard Castle in particular, but let's entertain you a bit. Let's say he went there and helped GSK close the deal with Sanofi to work on a vaccine. Maybe he closed a few other deals in the vicinity while he was up there, who knows. And maybe it seemed better to go to Durham to meet with GSK than to some closer office they had, like Slough. And maybe he was just careless about protecting his movements and that's why he got spotted. Wife and kid were there to provide cover, make it look like some possibly shady deal he was doing to enrich himself (let's say) was in fact something the public seems to consider much worse, a breach of lockdown rules. Ok, let's say that's how it happened.
    Maybe the R&D base in Durham is where they intend to create the vaccine. Perhaps it was necessary for him to travel there. Or maybe the govt just felt it was easier to explain him at a castle near his home than a pharma company's offices in Slough, or at their HQ in Brentford.

    What now?
    Cummings isn't "in on it" like he has a stake. He's doing his job as a representative for the govt. Maybe he gets a commission, idk, but this isn't Cummings being corrupt without the knowledge of the govt. This is Cummings being corrupt on behalf of the govt. This is the kind of stuff that needs an independent inquiry, not a man going for a drive.

    where could he have taken them that couldn't be linked to some business or other that has an office nearby?
    idk, literally any castle other than the one he happened to visit?
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  56. #1031
    It's not like GSK have offices "nearby". They have a base on the grounds of the castle. They are the castle's largest employer.
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  57. #1032
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    idk, literally any castle other than the one he happened to visit?
    I think you need better evidence is all I'm saying. We don't even know how close to the GSK place he was spotted. If someone had seen him actually going inside or coming out you'd have a case.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  58. #1033
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    It's not like GSK have offices "nearby". They have a base on the grounds of the castle. They are the castle's largest employer.
    It's a town though right? It's not just a castle in the middle of nowhere that GSK owns. So unless someone actually saw him going in or out of GSK property, you got nothing, sorry.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  59. #1034
    I mean, if he was seen at Hereford Cathedral, I wouldn't assume he was on a govt mission to the SAS base. Maybe if he was seen in Salisbury I'd assume he was going to Porton Down, though. So I guess it depends who the "nearby" party is.
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  60. #1035
    You're right, it's a town. I stupidly assumed the town name was only a reference to the castle. idk if that changes anything though, it's still a curious place to be two days before GSK announce their deal.

    I think you need better evidence is all I'm saying. We don't even know how close to the GSK place he was spotted. If someone had seen him actually going inside or coming out you'd have a case.

    I don't need better evidence to be highly suspicious. I appreciate that this is not proven though.
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  61. #1036
    Police taking no action against Cummings. So... one of the following...
    1) His claimed actions were not a breach of law,
    2) He is above the law,
    3) His actions were legally justified by simply saying "I can't answer that question, it's classified".

    I'm gonna say it's not #1. Driving to "test your eyesight" is dangerous driving at least.
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  62. #1037
    To be exact, they said he broke the rules but they were taking no further action. Looks more like 2) above to me.

    Agree driving while blind is an offense, but not sure you can retroactively prosecute someone for something they said they did on TV. Like, if I said I was speeding on the M25 last weekend, would they send me a speeding ticket? Seems unlikely. Even self-confessions can be retracted, and confessions as a whole rarely hold up in court as conclusive evidence in the UK. So I doubt they'd prosecute for that.

    Also, Durham police have no jurisdiction in London. His admission that he went back to work after spending time with his wife with suspected CV should be investigated separately in Islington.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  63. #1038
    In more cheerful news, we're now No. 1 in excess deaths/million.

    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  64. #1039
    I mean he can argue that he didn't break the law because he was actually fit to drive, he only breaks the law if he isn't, but it can still be reckless endangerment or something like that.

    I'm still thinking he was on fishy business. It just makes more sense to me that what he's saying.

    I think I've found out where we differ in opinion poop. You think the govt are incompetent. I think they're corrupt. You care about their incompetence. I don't care about their corruption, but only because I know it doesn't matter who's in charge, it's the system that's rotten. I've given up hope when it comes to politics. We live in a corrupt system and no amount of crying about it is going to change it. I'd rather live my life without giving a shit about what I can't control.

    I wouldn't be surprised if the path we have taken is the most profitable for those in control. This public display of incompetence and idiocy is smoke and mirrors.

    Yet another reason I want an inquiry. I'm reluctant to actually judge the govt based on what could just be paranoia. It's not out of the question they have acted in good faith, and it's a given that what we read in the media is bullshit propaganda. I'm just not sure how much these people can hide behind "classified" when it comes to such inquiries. I guess we'll find out.

    I'll say it again. I'm not defending the govt. I'm suspicious of their motives, and would actually prefer them to be incompetent than corrupt. Incompetence is forgivable.
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  65. #1040
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Incompetence is forgivable.
    I think this is actually where we disagree. It's not forgivable. You take the job on, you should know whether or not you can handle it. If you can't, don't run for office. And if you get in, and find out only then that you're incompetent, there's always the option to fall on your sword.

    I have a hard time imagining who would benefit from tragically poor handling of a pandemic. Maybe the people who manufacturer coffins have paid them off, dunno.

    My theory is there are parallels between the Boris and the Trump. Neither is really up for the job, both are just professional bullshitters. Neither is capable of trading short term pain for long term gain, meaning they both started out thinking 'goddamn if we make people do shit they don't want to do, they'll be angry with us. Instead let's hope this isn't as bad as they're saying it will be.' Now when it's obvious they've both fucked up royally, they have only one way of handling fuck ups which is to double down.

    So they both just keep trying to bluster their way through because that's what they've always done.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  66. #1041
    I think this is actually where we disagree. It's not forgivable. You take the job on, you should know whether or not you can handle it
    The word has been overused a lot recently, but it's hard to find an alternative... this is unprecedented. How do you know if you can handle this or not? This isn't part of their education. They should be studying things like economics, politics, sociology, things that are relevant to every government. I don't expect them to be studying virology. So we come back to the experts they hire to advise them on such matters. The government's incompetence is taking the wrong advice. That's a really easy mistake to make.

    I have a hard time imagining who would benefit from tragically poor handling of a pandemic.
    I don't know how you can type this without thinking of a company that makes vaccines.
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  67. #1042
    Boris is definitely a professional bullshitter. That's just another term for a politician.
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  68. #1043
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I don't know how you can type this without thinking of a company that makes vaccines.
    Will start with this 'cause it's easy. There's no future universe in which a vaccine would not be needed, except one in which everyone gets the virus. So, giving everyone the virus seems like a bad move if you're trying to make money selling vacs.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  69. #1044
    Everyone hasn't got the virus. Enough people have it to cause a sense of panic, the other 90%+ want a vaccine. If it turns out to be a little worse than normal flu, people don't give a fuck about a vaccine. I'm not saying this is what has happened, but I can see ways that a pharmaceutical company can make money from a pandemic, and there's going to be an optimal level of infection for them to maximise profits. Your guess is as good as mine as to where that optimal level is.
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  70. #1045
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    The word has been overused a lot recently, but it's hard to find an alternative.
    Maybe character is a better word, and you'd be right if you said people often aren't good judges of their own character.

    But, getting back to the 'advice', there were basically two expert camps on how to deal with a pandemic. One said, like Tegnell in Sweden, to do a mild, voluntary lockdown and wait for herd immunity to build up. The other, like Osterholm, recommend to do what they implemented in places like SKO, GER, GRE, etc., which was to get an early start with testing, tracing, isolating, combine that with lockdowns, and get the virus under control quickly.

    We've gone in-between those two, started out like SWE, then later changed our mind and tried to go the other way, but without being prepared for it in terms of testing and tracing. And it just doesn't work, which is why there is no hybrid model of pandemic response.

    So, I guarantee you there was no pandemic expert advising them to do things the way they did. Some may advised them to do Plan A, some Plan B, but none of them said try A, then B.

    The PM is not meant to be an expert on everything obv. so he gets advice and makes decisions. If one group of experts says do A, and the other says do B, and both agree there's no middle ground of A then B, then doing AB is not taking the "wrong" advice, it's waffling and mashing together conflicting advice in a bad way.
    Last edited by Poopadoop; 05-28-2020 at 06:13 PM.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  71. #1046
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Everyone hasn't got the virus. Enough people have it to cause a sense of panic, the other 90%+ want a vaccine. If it turns out to be a little worse than normal flu, people don't give a fuck about a vaccine. I'm not saying this is what has happened, but I can see ways that a pharmaceutical company can make money from a pandemic, and there's going to be an optimal level of infection for them to maximise profits. Your guess is as good as mine as to where that optimal level is.
    Even if hardly anyone in the UK had it, people would still want a vaccine. Ask people in a country like SKO or GER whether they'd take a CV vaccine that worked, and I bet you 99.99% would say yes. You don't have to kill half your population to make them realise there's a global pandemic going on. Moreover, every one of the people that dies not only can't buy your vax, they can't buy all the other drugs you've been selling them into their old age.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  72. #1047
    So, I guarantee you there was no pandemic expert advising them to do things the way they did. Some may advised them to do Plan A, some Plan B, but none of them said try A, then B.

    Ok, but were any of them saying "but whatever you do, don't start with plan A and then bail onto plan B"? Or was he getting advice saying "plan A isn't working, let's try plan B"? Advise evolves, one person might advise on thing one day and another thing the next day, as the situation develops. And even still, so long as those who make the decision are doing so in good faith, for me it's forgivable. If not for you, fair enough.
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  73. #1048
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Even if hardly anyone in the UK had it, people would still want a vaccine. Ask people in a country like SKO or GER whether they'd take a CV vaccine that worked, and I bet you 99.99% would say yes. You don't have to kill half your population to make them realise there's a global pandemic going on. Moreover, every one of the people that dies not only can't buy your vax, they can't buy all the other drugs you've been selling them into their old age.
    You're not suspicious enough, and I'm too suspicious.
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  74. #1049
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Ok, but were any of them saying "but whatever you do, don't start with plan A and then bail onto plan B"? Or was he getting advice saying "plan A isn't working, let's try plan B"? Advise evolves, one person might advise on thing one day and another thing the next day, as the situation develops. And even still, so long as those who make the decision are doing so in good faith, for me it's forgivable. If not for you, fair enough.
    I wasn't there obv so I don't know what exactly was being said. But afaik, the problem wasn't just that they went from A to B, it's that a) it took them too long to do it; and b) they're still not fully prepared to implement B properly.

    The impression I have from Times and FT articles is both A and B were laid out to the ones who attended the COBRA meetings. Whitty early in March was clearly insinuating we had taken a Plan A approach when he used terms like herd immunity in interviews, an impression which was reinforced in mid March as there weren't any steps being taken to social distance/lockdown.

    The ICL study came out about this time and predicted a huge number of deaths, which seemed to scare them out of Plan A. So, they did begin talking about lockdown measures around this time in mid-March, but it was always referred to as some hypothetical time off in the future. So they clearly had a shift to Plan B in mind but hadn't gone over to it yet. Then, as I'm sure you remember, they eventually went into lockdown over the next ten or so days. It's this delay that the Plan B'ers are saying was the biggest mistake. These experts said if you're going to go with Plan B, then every day counts and every day you wait costs lives.

    Even still, we're just now starting to get into a proper version of Plan B, which includes test-trace-isolate (TTI), something places like GER, SKO, GRE all had ready to go from the beginning. That's two full months it's taken us to get that set up. Not good. Now imagine if they'd locked down a week sooner, and had not had a big spike in cases and not had to worry so much about PPE and building Nightingale hospitals because who knew how bad it was going to get. So they had to focus their energy on that instead of having an earlier lockdown where they could have kept cases low, and instead focussed on setting up TTI.

    I mean, there are people who considered all these things in advance. You say it's unprecedented, but that's not entirely true, at least not in the general sense. They've had models for how infectious diseases behave, and how to deal with pandemics for a long time.

    One argument against an early lockdown is it hurts the economy. Well, we ended up having to be in full lockdown for 8 weeks, and are only now just easing out of it, and possibly too early because we don't have adequate TTI yet. Meanwhile other places have had things under control earlier and so their lockdowns lasted less time than ours.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  75. #1050
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    You're not suspicious enough, and I'm too suspicious.
    I do strongly suspect they're being influenced by big business to open up and/or never to have closed, if that makes you feel better.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.

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