I bought my gf a vibrator. That way if she's not happy....
12-24-2012 03:48 AM
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I bought my gf a vibrator. That way if she's not happy.... | |
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12-25-2012 11:58 AM
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12-25-2012 12:13 PM
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Can't buy scotch for a picky scotch drinker. He'll know if he doesn't like it. If he doesn't like some brandy, oh well he's just not a fan of brandy. | |
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12-25-2012 06:54 PM
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More shotgun shells, I shot a fat man trying to steal cookies, could use some more. |
12-25-2012 07:50 PM
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12-26-2012 06:58 AM
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My mother used to be of this principle too when me and my siblings were younger. Get you what you need/want when you need/want it, instead of withholding all year and only giving on designated times. But still at the end of the year you'd get the big pile of gifts. I think it's too hard for them not to, when all the other kids get this aswell. | |
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12-26-2012 01:21 PM
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12-26-2012 02:47 PM
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12-26-2012 03:15 PM
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Man, I wish I got a slave for Christmas. She wouldn't have to be black, prob best if she wasn't really. I guess I'd choose a white girl slave to avoid certain problems. But I digress. A slave would have been such a great present. Imagine waking up Christmas morning, no excitement obviously because you know what you have. But then there is a big old present under the tree with your name on it that you didn't expect. And it moves! So obviously the first thing you do is kick it until it stops moving, just in case it's a snake, right? So after kicking it a few times, you open it up and find a slave. The best bit is that she'd be so relieved that you aren't kicking her any more and that she is actually going to live, she'd be delighted to be your slave. Man, I'd have one sparkling clean house and be one lazy motherfucker. | |
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12-26-2012 09:49 PM
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12-26-2012 10:09 PM
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I really like the partial back. Did you paint them or use a bunch of dark stain? | |
12-26-2012 10:38 PM
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Two coats of black and one coat of sealer. I found a picture without the books so that you can see the back. Sorry for the shitty picture quality. | |
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12-27-2012 01:36 PM
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Those are awesome, nice spoon | |
12-27-2012 04:37 PM
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I was told by my friends who live in the Netherlands that it's less of a racial thing and is based on the tradition of chimney sweeps representing the lower class. I thought this made sense because I didn't think there were any history of race-based slavery in the Netherlands' history, but who knows, maybe that's just a PC spin on the whole thing. | |
12-27-2012 11:38 PM
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Nice bookshelf, spoon. Always good to give a gift from the heart |
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12-29-2012 08:54 AM
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12-29-2012 01:16 PM
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12-29-2012 01:20 PM
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BANNED
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I made this for my girlfriend |
12-29-2012 01:30 PM
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epic | |
12-29-2012 04:49 PM
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A 21yo chick into star trek? Or you just added that bit for you? | |
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12-29-2012 06:47 PM
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amazon vouchers still have 12 month expiry, | |