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A Casting Tragedy - I Pity the Fool

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  1. 06-09-2009 02:36 PM #1
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    Default A Casting Tragedy - I Pity the Fool

    No, this isn't about a fishing trip gone awry. It's about this:

    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/09060...us_film_neeson

    LIAM NEESON?!?!? HANNIBAL?!??! YOU TAKE YOUR GODDAMN MOVIE AND YOU SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE, MR. PRODUCER SIR!!!

    Harrison Ford, ftw. I can also see Stephen Colbert working as Murdock but only if you take the script up to maximum cheese. But I'm sure there are 100s of choices better than Liam Freaking Neeson.

    Also, still on the topic of cheesy 80's TV remakes, I am boycotting the Magnum PI movie for similar casting errors. That is all.
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    I'm more curious about who gets tapped to play Mr. T's part.

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    I take back Harrison Ford.

    KURT RUSSELL, FTW.
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    NOW you're talkin'!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    I'm more curious about who gets tapped to play Mr. T's part.
    Bring back T. I doubt he's busy.
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    Gary Coleman isn't busy either...Mr. T and Mini T...it could work.

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  7. 06-09-2009 05:31 PM #7
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    somebody hasnt seen schindlers list

    and that somebody needs to punch himself in the vagina
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    somebody hasnt seen schindlers list

    and that somebody needs to punch himself in the vagina
    I've seen Schindler's List and his talent is not in question. I resent a great fake American hero in a comedic action role being played by A
    DRAMATIC IRISH DUDE.

    As a Canadian, I'm seriously offended.
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  9. 06-09-2009 05:47 PM #9
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    wat i dont understand is why this thread isnt flooded with OMG JASON STATHAM OMG comments since its clear u guise r obsessed with his balls

    phillip seymour hoffman would own it up. but he could play anything
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    P.S.H. is a preety sick actor.
    "This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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  11. 06-09-2009 06:44 PM #11
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    well he is the second best actor in the world
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    wat i dont understand is why this thread isnt flooded with OMG JASON STATHAM OMG comments since its clear u guise r obsessed with his balls

    phillip seymour hoffman would own it up. but he could play anything
    The Stath is a maroon. Don't lump me in with guise, you big lumper.

    You're right about PSH tho. He's shown he can do comedy...has better range than just about anyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    wat i dont understand is why this thread isnt flooded with OMG JASON STATHAM OMG comments since its clear u guise r obsessed with his balls

    phillip seymour hoffman would own it up. but he could play anything
    The Stath is a maroon. Don't lump me in with guise, you big lumper.

    You're right about PSH tho. He's shown he can do comedy...has better range than just about anyone.
    ur pretty cool arent u. i mean u obv have some kinda weird man crush on the A team and hannibal and selleck (and prolly higgins) but i guess thats okay since everybodys got a man crush

    but it speaks lots when u can acknowledge the obvious fact that statham is a pile of sewage. he was cool in snatch, but then he started doing tough guy roles, hes decent in them, but since evarbodys like omgomgomg slurp slurp statham jizz he has lost any semblance of goodness he previously may have had

    srsly everybody here thought i was super coo until i poasted this one thread about how statham sucks horse cock. it was bad. several members even started crying because they couldnt open the vagisil bottle
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    MATT DAMON
    I loled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Gary Coleman isn't busy either...Mr. T and Mini T...it could work.
    This needs more love IMO. GJ old man!
    Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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    I would put this movie in the catagory of rent on dvd, and although i know its not going to be any good, i still have to watch it to make sure, who dont remember watching that show it was great, i love it when i play comes together
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    Quote Originally Posted by rllngn
    I would put this movie in the catagory of rent on dvd, and although i know its not going to be any good, i still have to watch it to make sure, who dont remember watching that show it was great, i love it when i play comes together
    That's Level I thinking when it comes to The A-Team. Get back to me when the glory of Level III reveals itself to you.
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    OMGOMGOMG Jason Statham is the man and you sir are retarded for not realizing it. =P
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  20. 06-11-2009 07:10 PM #20
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    dude i was liek goin to my docter and he was liek ur not getting enuff statham and i was liek wat n he was liek u need moar statham or else u will die
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