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    Default CARL CARLSON

    who here is named carl carlson? i know the answer, but do you?

    also, would you like a name similiar to this? like if i was named gabe gabeson, would that be cool or uncool?
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    uncool. I don't think I could be friends with you then.
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    isnt the black guy from the simpsons named carl carlson?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    doesn't give me my leg have that as a name

    and gabe gabeson uncool
    carl carlson cool
    richard dickson cool
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    I have to say this thread suprised me a bit in the morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pantherhound
    HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
    STOP UR LIES BEN MCSLUMP
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    Default Re: CARL CARLSON

    My mother's original first name was "Ellen" but people started calling her "Ellie", so she got her name legally changed to that. My father's last name is "Lee" so when they got married my mom changed her last name to "Lee". And her middle name has always been "Lee". So now her full name is "Ellie Lee Lee".

    I had a friend in high school named "Neil Neil O'Neil". No story behind that. I think his parents were just uncreative or something.
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    I asked giveme and I'm going to ask the rest of you, do your parents hate you pre-birth or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by pantherhound
    HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
    STOP UR LIES BEN MCSLUMP
    HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

    there were these two girls at my school called Belinda Hoar and Holly Hooker
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    Oh, someone find a link for Dane Cook's baby naming gig, funny stuff.
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    my moms freind from college Candie Jennings married Doug Barr = Candie Barr
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    I have to say this thread suprised me a bit in the morning.
    ha! sorry i kinda tipsy and it seemed funny. its probably not. my commune threads always suck for some reason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    I have to say this thread suprised me a bit in the morning.
    ha! sorry i kinda tipsy and it seemed funny. its probably not. my commune threads always suck for some reason.
    i actually like this thread, it is a whole lote better than you being robbed by the pizza guy

    don't order pizza from there again, because next time he delivers to your place he will be taking your car, computer, stereo, tv, dog and all the rest of your cash

    i thought this trhead would have more to do with missing legs
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    i actually like this thread, it is a whole lote better than you being robbed by the pizza guy
    wow i forgot all abuot that shit. fuck domino's.
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    so what's the answer to the OP
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    who here is named carl carlson? i know the answer, but do you?
    I know who it is but I don't want to give it away.
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    I just got ur sig...TROGDOR
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    That I don't get... TROGDOR???
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    Um, what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigred
    I just got ur sig...TROGDOR
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    Um, that's trogdor in ur sig being worshipped by the wayne's world dudes, amirite?
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    the place i work at has a guy named gabe gabrielsen. no joke.
    In answer to your question... it depends...
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    Um, that's trogdor in ur sig being worshipped by the wayne's world dudes, amirite?
    Acctually it's Renton's Avatar, so by association.....It's based on this http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=40981
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    Well, the dragon's name is trogdor. It's from strong bad, google it.
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    I have a friend whose sister, Ruth, married a guy with the last name of Roof. Her name is now Ruth Roof.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    I have a friend whose sister, Ruth, married a guy with the last name of Roof. Her name is now Ruth Roof.
    please tell me she has a lisp.

    Knew a guy called Chris Crossing once...

    Then there's Harry Dyck...owns a sausage company (I'm not making this up)
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    Shane O'Connel, dumbest name in the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Shane O'Connel, dumbest name in the world.
    I woulda thought for sure that you'd know Gerald Fitspatrick and Patrick Fitsgerald.
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    I'M CARL CARLSON EVERYONE.
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    I was trying to figure out how you knew this Gabe, and I just remembered I added you as a friend on myspace yesterday, so that must be it. lol
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    I just knew it because I stalk you. I imed you way earlier than any post that would give away that it was you. Think about it. Then close your blinds, because I'm watching you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I just knew it because I stalk you. I imed you way earlier than any post that would give away that it was you. Think about it. Then close your blinds, because I'm watching you.
    Why do you think I keep them open? I like seeing you peak in at me
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    OK... here are some more,

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    Brother's ex-girlfriend = Stacy Dick and her uncle's given name was Harold Dick. I bet he got beat up a lot as a child.

    My friend's Mom's maiden name was Mulefarth. I can't figure why she kept her ex-husband's name.

    My best friend's last name is Rape.
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    Neville Neville, father of man united player Gary Neville.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    I was trying to figure out how you knew this Gabe...
    The Mad Libs thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    I was trying to figure out how you knew this Gabe...
    The Mad Libs thread.
    nope, myspace!
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    ME AND GABE ARE MYSPACE PALS

    ARE YOU ALL JEALOUS?!?!?!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    I have to say this thread suprised me a bit in the morning.
    ha! sorry i kinda tipsy and it seemed funny. its probably not. my commune threads always suck for some reason.
    i actually like this thread, it is a whole lote better than you being robbed by the pizza guy
    this and the robbed by pizza guy thread are classics!
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    doesn't give me my leg have that as a name

    and gabe gabeson uncool
    carl carlson cool
    richard dickson cool
    flomo understands.

    What about Shane Shane Shane?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Shane O'Connel, dumbest name in the world.
    Two L's
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    i went to school with a Lars Larson
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    edit.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I bet he's half-black.
    Last edited by givememyleg; 02-19-2013 at 08:07 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I bet he's half-black.
    A ZEBRA!
    Last edited by givememyleg; 02-19-2013 at 08:08 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    Who the hell is Carl Carlson?
    GOOD QUESTION
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    i used to make so many great threads
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    Shane Shane Shane is a pretty sick name (name name)
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    hey that's me!
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    Will your first son be Carl Carlson V? Or are you going to break the tradition?
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    this shit cost me $20

    fuckin swiggs
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    The Official Carl Carlson FTR Action Figure.

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    hes got the rocks arms when in action figure form?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiresman
    The Official Carl Carlson FTR Action Figure.

    ha! 5 spades!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiresman
    The Official Carl Carlson FTR Action Figure.

    Fuck and Yes. This is what will get you respect round here.

    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    this shit cost me $20

    fuckin swiggs
    Thanks for making me smile
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    hey that's me!
    I thought your name was Ian?
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    Shouldn't it look like this?

    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiresman
    The Official Carl Carlson FTR Action Figure.

    this is sweetness!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiresman View Post
    The Official Carl Carlson FTR Action Figure.

    look at me now. look at me nooooooowwwww.

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