Biggest Dick you have ever seen? heard of?

[IowaSkinsFan]

I know this is a somewhat gay topic, but I'm wondering the what's the biggest dick someone has seen, someone has claimed to have, heard of? For me the biggest I have seen is 8 inches, the biggest I have heard about is 11 inches (porn star lex steele)

[ThelVlaster]

i don't see many penises besides my own.

I'm repping a proud 5 1/2

[givememyleg]

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?!?!

[thenonsequitur]

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?!?!

qft

[jackvance]

I know this is a very gay topic, but

fyp

[IowaSkinsFan]

shouldn't have tried, it was clear that it would be flamed.

[givememyleg]

shouldn't have tried, it was clear that it would be flamed.

Why in God's name would you even begin to think you don't deserve to be flamed?!

[Renton]

5.5

limp

[IowaSkinsFan]

shouldn't have tried, it was clear that it would be flamed.

Why in God's name would you even begin to think you don't deserve to be flamed?!

I'm just saying you bring up something like this in front of a group of people in a forum and you get flamed. Whilst if I brought this up in a group of friends it would yield a decent conversation.

[gabe]

one of my best friends is this black guy and the he claims 9 1/4, which everygirl i know that has hooked up with him confirms

[Trikflow77]

shouldn't have tried, it was clear that it would be flamed.

Why in God's name would you even begin to think you don't deserve to be flamed?!

I'm just saying you bring up something like this in front of a group of people in a forum and you get flamed. Whilst if I brought this up in a group of friends it would yield a decent conversation.

If you brought that up with my group of friends you wouldnt be in the group any more.............

[Renton]

hehe homophobia ftw

[Trikflow77]

hehe homophobia ftw

im more heterophomic

[theDEEPdish]

theres a guy that i know who claims to have a 9 inch with a kink at the end and it has been confirmed by a few girls they said it looked like this

[givememyleg]

I just don't get the point of this thread........................... lol

[vqc]

*asians should stay out of penis posts.

[Bmxicle]

Where do you think bigred got his name from...i need not say more.

[vqc]

Where do you think bigred got his name from

i always figured him to just be a large native american...

[ItDepends]

The correct responce to "seen" is definitally your own penis.

[gabe]

to hijack this post.....i was hanging out with one of my two best friends tonight at a bar.....he was telling me after he got drunk about how him and the other best friend had a foursome with his girlfriend and his sister. two guys vs two sisters........it was a wild story.

[Demiparadigm]

Yay GAY!

I used to be on a Submarine.

We had this one cook, tall black guy... His dick limp was half way to his knee.
Given that, he was relatively proud of it and would often show it off.

Sometimes with the new kids to the boat he would walk up behind them, unzip his coveralls, and drop his blacksnake into their pocket. They then got quite a surprise when they reached to see what is was.

We had a white guy with quite a schlong too. supposedly 91/2" but I never verified. I did, however see him get in a "fight" with a guy who was making fun of him being a "nerd" (He was one of the nuclear trained crew, in my division.)
He pinned the little store clerk t othe ground, whipped out his penis and showed the pinned clerk the huge 00 gauge Prince albert he had before mushroom stamping the clerk's forehead.

Speaking of piercings... we had a guy get a PA and reverse PA, so another guy decided to one up that with both PA's and a frenum (the skin under the head) they then went back and forth every month or so with one getting 2 more piercings so he would have one more than the other (all in the penis) until one had 8 and the other 7, and the guy with 7 gave up and took out all but 3.
This is when I learned what an "Ampallang" and "Appadravia" were. If I have given too much info already, you probably don't want to know.

Gay enough yet?

[theDEEPdish]

to hijack this post.....i was hanging out with one of my two best friends tonight at a bar.....he was telling me after he got drunk about how him and the other best friend had a foursome with his girlfriend and his sister. two guys vs two sisters........it was a wild story.

If i weren't so lazy i'd nominate this for community post of the year

[Demiparadigm]

to hijack this post.....i was hanging out with one of my two best friends tonight at a bar.....he was telling me after he got drunk about how him and the other best friend had a foursome with his girlfriend and his sister. two guys vs two sisters........it was a wild story.

a few of the guys on my boat would often try to find girls who would let 3 of them make her "rigged for dive" i.e. "airtight."

[Bmxicle]

to hijack this post.....i was hanging out with one of my two best friends tonight at a bar.....he was telling me after he got drunk about how him and the other best friend had a foursome with his girlfriend and his sister. two guys vs two sisters........it was a wild story.

a few of the guys on my boat would often try to find girls who would let 3 of them make her "rigged for dive" i.e. "airtight."

I always thought that everyone in the navy being gay was an unfair stereotype...

[theDEEPdish]

Yay GAY!

I used to be on a Submarine.

We had this one cook, tall black guy... His dick limp was half way to his knee.
Given that, he was relatively proud of it and would often show it off.

Sometimes with the new kids to the boat he would walk up behind them, unzip his coveralls, and drop his blacksnake into their pocket. They then got quite a surprise when they reached to see what is was.

We had a white guy with quite a schlong too. supposedly 91/2" but I never verified. I did, however see him get in a "fight" with a guy who was making fun of him being a "nerd" (He was one of the nuclear trained crew, in my division.)
He pinned the little store clerk t othe ground, whipped out his penis and showed the pinned clerk the huge 00 gauge Prince albert he had before mushroom stamping the clerk's forehead.

Speaking of piercings... we had a guy get a PA and reverse PA, so another guy decided to one up that with both PA's and a frenum (the skin under the head) they then went back and forth every month or so with one getting 2 more piercings so he would have one more than the other (all in the penis) until one had 8 and the other 7, and the guy with 7 gave up and took out all but 3.
This is when I learned what an "Ampallang" and "Appadravia" were. If I have given too much info already, you probably don't want to know.

Gay enough yet?

nevermind gabe just got owned and i only read half of this

[mcatdog]

Gabe and Demi definitely just turned a horrible thread into an awesome one.

[midas06]

I can't decide whether this is awesome or what

[jackvance]

I need more U-boat stories!

[ensign_lee]

"airtight" oh boy...

[jacbmw]

11" .... around!!!

[lambchopdc]

[a500lbgorilla]

Lukie is a pretty big dick.

[givememyleg]

Lukie is a pretty big dick.

qft

[Toe]

my mates quadded a black girl once.

What is the correct measuring procedure?

[flomo]

I need more U-boat stories!

get back in the closet

[Miffed22001]

i like this thread.
more gayness please

[jyms]

[Rondavu]

The largest medically verified penis on record is 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches around, documented in the early twentieth century by Dr. Robert L. Dickinson.

Next time google it dumb dumb

[thenonsequitur]

Dr. Robert L. Dickinson.

coincidence?

[Rondavu]

Dr. Robert L. Dickinson.

coincidence?

Ya, they say surnames were originally created from a persons trade or something they were caught doing.

[AHiltz]

Dr. Robert L. Dickinson.

coincidence?

Ya, they say surnames were originally created from a persons trade or something they were caught doing.

OOOOOOOOOH SNAP

BAWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

post of the friggin year right there

[Miffed22001]

bailey loved little boys too

[givememyleg]

bailey loved little boys too

Yeah I remember that.

[LimpinAintEZ]

GAY -

WE CANNOT! LET THIS HIT 2 PAGES...when i read the title I thought it meant like biggest dickhead at a table...sickos!

then i couldnt' freakin stop reading!

[GatorJH]

GAY -

WE CANNOT! LET THIS HIT 2 PAGES...when i read the title I thought it meant like biggest dickhead at a table...sickos!

Me too

then i couldnt' freakin stop reading!

I almost stopped reading, then hit the "airtight" story and who could stop after that one?

[Bmxicle]

yeah its like a car accident (or maybe more appropriately IS a trainwreck) you are sickened by it, but i definately can't look away.

[Renton]

i can't believe how uncomfortable you people are with your own sexualities.

[jackvance]

i can't believe how uncomfortable you people are with your own sexualities.

isn't that what gay people always say?

[swiggidy]

GAY -

WE CANNOT! LET THIS HIT 2 PAGES...when i read the title I thought it meant like biggest dickhead at a table...sickos!

Me too

Me 3

then i couldnt' freakin stop reading!

I almost stopped reading, then hit the "airtight" story and who could stop after that one?

It's damn funny now

[Renton]

i can't believe how uncomfortable you people are with your own sexualities.

isn't that what gay people always say?

No that is what straight people who don't harbor repressed gayness always say.

[a500lbgorilla]

i can't believe how uncomfortable you people are with your own sexualities.

isn't that what gay people always say?

No that is what straight people who don't harbor repressed gayness always say.

isnt THAT what gay people always say?

[Rondavu]

i can't believe how uncomfortable you people are with your own sexualities.

isn't that what gay people always say?

No that is what straight people who don't harbor repressed gayness always say.

isnt THAT what gay people always say?

Gay people don't say anything. They "express" it. Ready to tanqueeray?

[Renton]

I just don't understand why you guys hate gay people so much. What, do you hate black people too? Cuz its the same thing.

It isn't like they are TRYING to fuck you. In fact, the average gay guy probably finds the average homophobe pretty unattractive.


And if you are wondering why I seem to have a general acceptance of gayness, its probably because I work in an industry (architecture/design) where a lot of gay people happen to exist, and I have learned to live with it. I also live in the south U.S., where racism and homophobia have run rampant, and I have learned to hate both the same.

[Lukie]

so much for retiring that pic

[SonOfAkira]

I just don't understand why you guys hate gay people so much. What, do you hate black people too? Cuz its the same thing.

It isn't like they are TRYING to fuck you. In fact, the average gay guy probably finds the average homophobe pretty unattractive.


And if you are wondering why I seem to have a general acceptance of gayness, its probably because I work in an industry (architecture/design) where a lot of gay people happen to exist, and I have learned to live with it. I also live in the south U.S., where racism and homophobia have run rampant, and I have learned to hate both the same.

Good points, well said.

I assumed everybody was joking and being facetious by acting homphobic. If not, wow.

In other news, my penis is only two inches...

From the ground up.

Waka waka!

Seriously, in other news, one of my doctor friends (depending on what field you're in, there is a good chance you'll be seeing ALOT of penises, plus he said he actually learned this in med school) told me the root of the myth about different races having different sizes. He said that race has no bearing on erect size, there's pretty much a standard, but has an incredible bearing on limp size. I.E. black dudes usually just get hard and stand up, while white dudes have the telescopic effect. Obviously some white dude, whose penis was say 1 1/2 inches limp and 6 hard, some some black dudes penis 6 inches limp and naturally assume, damn, that shit must be 2 feet erect.

The more you know.

Waka waka.

[jackvance]

I just don't understand why you guys hate gay people so much. What, do you hate black people too? Cuz its the same thing.

wtf?..

Anyway, I had some gay guys be in love with me when I was younger which was very friggin awkward so I'm not too fond of the more 'expressive' ones. But this isn't even about gay-bashing here.. if they keep it to themselves I really don't give a shit.. point in case if they keep it to themselves and not try to throw their sexual orientation in my face..

(btw no offense renton, just clarifying my position)

[SonOfAkira]

I just don't understand why you guys hate gay people so much. What, do you hate black people too? Cuz its the same thing.

wtf?..

Anyway, I had some gay guys be in love with me when I was younger which was very friggin awkward so I'm not too fond of the more 'expressive' ones. But this isn't even about gay-bashing here.. if they keep it to themselves I really don't give a shit.. point in case if they keep it to themselves and not try to throw their sexual orientation in my face..

(btw no offense renton, just clarifying my position)

Try to look at it the same way as if a female you were not attracted to at all had a thing for you, or a girl that was way too young had a puppy dog crush on you. In my experience gay guys can be pretty picky so consider yourself respectfully flattered and respectfully decline.

[givememyleg]

i can't believe how uncomfortable you people are with your own sexualities.

I can't believe this thread has so many posts.

[givememyleg]

I just don't understand why you guys hate gay people so much. What, do you hate black people too? Cuz its the same thing.

LOL I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD

[chardrian]

This thread proves why my shemalism works so well on-line.

[Warpe]

[givememyleg]

Warpe wins. Thread over.

[Warpe]

Penis Facts

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour
There are approximately 5 calories in a teaspoon of semen.
All penises bend slightly to the left or right — there is no perfectly straight penis.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!

[Lukie]

Penis Facts

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour
There are approximately 5 calories in a teaspoon of semen.
All penises bend slightly to the left or right — there is no perfectly straight penis.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!

someone's trying to pull a fast one here

[Warpe]

Just work out more. You'll burn it off

[Lukie]

Cute.

How are the grandkids doing?

[DaNutsInYoEye]

to hijack this post.....i was hanging out with one of my two best friends tonight at a bar.....he was telling me after he got drunk about how him and the other best friend had a foursome with his girlfriend and his sister. two guys vs two sisters........it was a wild story.

a few of the guys on my boat would often try to find girls who would let 3 of them make her "rigged for dive" i.e. "airtight."

I always thought that everyone in the navy being gay was an unfair stereotype...

Lean to starboard... bend to port... sucking semen is a sailor's sport.

At least that's what a marine I use to work with would always sing when someone mentioned the Navy.

[givememyleg]

Just work out more. You'll burn it off

OH GOD LOL

This once ridiculous thread has now made me literally cackle 3-4 times.

[givememyleg]

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

At my rate, I will have this number absolutely destroyed by the day I die.

[swiggidy]

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

At my rate, I will have this number absolutely destroyed by the day I die.

I've been in college 8 years.
8*365 = 2920 days

Twice every 3 days... I have to be there already

I had a conversation with some friends once (m & f). They said someone had 10,000 sky-diving jumps. We were discussing what we had done 10,000 times and I said "obviously masturbate". Then I did the math and realized I was way wrong.

[Warpe]

Erm...are animal penises NSFW?

http://www.whalepenis.org/

[donkbee]

Wow best thread ever.

Too many calories in semen, obv.

[swiggidy]

Wow best thread ever.

Too many calories in semen, obv.

You're obv not a good gf

[jackvance]

Too many calories in semen, obv.

Nah it's good for you..

[Cocco_Bill]

http://img124.imageshack.us/my.php?i...trandenom2.jpg