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    Default Best Chick Band Evar?

    Because shit like this matters...

    Am I the only one to think that girls playing heavy guitar is incredibly hoit?
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    Taylor Hanson is now in a band with James Iha from Smashing Pumpkins and one of the dudes from Cheap Trick. It's insane.
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    The Donnas

    yup yuppers

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    First time I read the title I thought it said "best check behind ever" and I was a little excited about what kind of story existed inside.

    As is it's the russian chicks that made out in their videos easily and this thread fails without pics.

    I have to assume this is correct:
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    Good point, Swig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    The Donnas

    yup yuppers
    Quality band. Like the bulk of pop-punk though, they don't vary their sound much and it tends to get tiresome.
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    Chicks who fail to play their own instruments don't count.

    Besides, the Spice Girls haven't aged well. I wouldn't even let any of them play my instrument any more.
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    girls can't play guitars. fact.
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    Wilbur, that 'fact' is total balls.

    I voted for Breeders even though as I was clicking it i was thinking 'damn i wish there was an Other category, since Erase Errata & The Slits are waaay better than The Breeders'. I'm pretty retarded at the internet

    Also, LOL at The Donna's. Boring, soulless shit that wouldn't even have been signed if it wasn't for the fact they have teh boobies.

    Seriously gais check out Erase Errata!
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    First time I read the title I thought it said "best check behind ever" and I was a little excited about what kind of story existed inside.

    As is it's the russian chicks that made out in their videos easily and this thread fails without pics.

    I have to assume this is correct:

    I'm gonna do something terrible here and burst everyones bubble because im a dick, TATU arn't actually lesbians, It was a way to get added publicity . I also thought above pic was worth a requote.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kettleofish
    Wilbur, that 'fact' is total balls.
    girls dont' have balls either.
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    Heart. Don't care if some dude was playing drums and all that. They were the key players. '

    There are no really good ALL girl bands.
    You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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    CSS is ok. They have that hit Let's make love while listening to death from above or something like that. I think they have a dude bass player.
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    Hole

    (or were there dudes in hole?)


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    I don't think I am really sexist but I like no girls bands whatsoever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    Hole

    (or were there dudes in hole?)
    There was a dude. There was a dude in The Breeders too though. I think so long as there is a majority of chicks in the band, it's a chick band.
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    Chicks that can shred an ax add = the nuts IMO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    Hole

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    kurt cobain, live through this is some of his best stuff!

    they were entertaining live. Once in cincy at palooza/horde the Jesus Lizard was on before them and the lead singer exposed himself and was then arrested and Love went on a rant for about 20 minutes and got at least two guys in the crowd thrown out for whipping it out.
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    ^^ Lool, i take it they are not fans of the male organ in Cincinati(sp????) then?
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    lol how could i guess that renton would liek heart

    u cant just like heart, u can only love em or hate em
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    also

    nightwish
    the gathering

    not chick bands but chick lead singers, and they rule
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    also

    nightwish
    the gathering


    not chick bands but chick lead singers, and they rule
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    Vengaboys

    (or are post-op tranny bands not chick bands?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    Vengaboys

    (or are post-op tranny bands not chick bands?)
    We like to party! We like, we like to party!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ATOTHEC101
    I'm gonna do something terrible here and burst everyones bubble because im a dick, TATU arn't actually lesbians, It was a way to get added publicity
    Splitting hairs IMO. Since they're not actually lesbians it means you have a chance too. Double bonus.
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    My favourite Nelly Fourtado and Anastasia! (not band)
    I like her songs.
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    The Waitresses, The Runaways, are a couple that come to mind. The Bangles weren't bad live, but never would of bought the record. I can't post urls yet so I cant link ya, but check out Care Bears on Fire on YouTube for a kick. These chicks are like 13 or 14
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    Quote Originally Posted by savage6970
    The Waitresses, The Runaways, are a couple that come to mind. The Bangles weren't bad live, but never would of bought the record. I can't post urls yet so I cant link ya, but check out Care Bears on Fire on YouTube for a kick. These chicks are like 13 or 14
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    The best chick band is definitely Heart.

    My favorite female rock singer was Joplin. I don't generally like female rock singers, but I love a good raspy voice, male or female.
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    Are chic bands even considered real bands?

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    Well, obviously Blondie if we're talking lead singers, but if we're talking all girls, it's tough.

    These bitches are way better than anyone I've seen mentioned thus far in this thread...

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    how did this not get more love?

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    i used to think the corrs were pretty hot when i was younger. so i pick them. my favourite female artist is very definitely janis joplin though.
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    Last edited by BennyLaRue; 12-07-2011 at 07:46 PM.
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    Pussy cat dolls and not even close, If you can't stand the music just turn down the sound and watch.
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    Let's not play fast and loose with the definition of band.
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    Benny, they are pretty good. I'd never heard of them before.

    It's still no match for Barracuda
    Heart - Barracuda ( Best Quality )( Lyrics ) - YouTube
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    Dunno about chick band, but this is my favorite band where all members have vaginas.
    Hole was pretty damn good. It's a bit depressing thinking about it. There is no shortage of great front women, but there is a depressing lack of all-chick bands.
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    Last edited by d0zer; 12-07-2011 at 11:48 PM.
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    Heart doesn't fall under definition of chic band.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    Heart doesn't fall under definition of chic band.
    chick sings, close enough.

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    Dashboard?
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    chick sings, close enough.
    No, no it's not at all.

    Chicks must play instruments and outnumber the dudes in the band.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    No, no it's not at all.

    Chicks must play instruments and outnumber the dudes in the band.
    Both are true for heart. I argued with my university roomate about heart's crazy on you into. He claimed "no way a chick could play guitar that well".
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    Both are true for heart.
    The latter isn't, especially when they were in their prime. There was the two sisters but four dudes.

    Now, I think it's 3 and 3. Not a chick band.
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    So then dashboard?


    These guys OOPS I MEAN GIRLS are good

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    OH DAMMIT they have a dude playing an instrument...you know he did everything besides cook the band meals
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    well then ... I'm going back to my "chick sings = chick band" assertion as the voice is what people listen to anyway. who cares if it's some chick banging on the drums or playing bass? Sounds the same and nobody listens to them anyway.
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    Paramore! not a chick band tho =(

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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    well then ... I'm going back to my "chick sings = chick band" assertion as the voice is what people listen to anyway. who cares if it's some chick banging on the drums or playing bass? Sounds the same and nobody listens to them anyway.
    The OP cares.
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    If it's women vocals we gotta add garbage to this thread...and dashboard
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    Yeah, add Madonna. Add Rihanna. Add Kim Kardashian. Add Coldplay.

    All y'all wreckin ma thread.
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    madonna etc aren't bands. they're whores.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    madonna etc aren't bands. they're whores.
    OR HOERS?!?!?!?!

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    stupid thread anyway. everyone knows women can't play instruments.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    OR HOERS?!?!?!?!

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    yeah that was sick timing. wish I'd got in before you obv.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    stupid thread anyway. everyone knows women can't play instruments.
    WAT?

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    YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHERE!

    SCREAMING INFIDELITIES

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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    Both are true for heart. I argued with my university roomate about heart's crazy on you into. He claimed "no way a chick could play guitar that well".
    3/2

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    The Donnas - Take It Off (Video) Album Version audio - YouTube

    back to my first post itt this is like the only chick band i know besides tatu and lets face it they dont count.

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