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View Poll Results: Who has the best ass?

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  • maxxscam

    8 30.77%
  • fishstick

    6 23.08%
  • koolmoe

    12 46.15%
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  1. #1

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    My vote would have to be koolmoe. I've always been partial to blondes! Although max's little Brazilian tart has one of the most "unique" asses I have ever ogled.

    "The urge to gamble is so universal and it's practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil." - Heywood Broun
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    I voted for fishy's ass.

    maxx's is definitely hard and tone, but I dunno. Something just ain't right.
    And koolmoe's, I can't remember right now.
  3. #3
    All the asses are great. maxxscam's is perfectly round, and koolmoe's makes me want to have everything shipped to me.

    But I used to tell fishy never to mention my name in the same sentence as the FTR thong. Now with his new avatar, I'm wondering if there is enough room in that FTR thong for 2.
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
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    Okay. I just noticed koolmoe's new avatar.


    I'd like to change my vote from fishy's ass to koolmoe's ass.
  5. #5
    Xianti/Tyson -

    I think you should give serious consideration to changing the slogan for the site to:

    "FTR - Making Money is ASSILICIOUS!!"
    "The urge to gamble is so universal and it's practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil." - Heywood Broun
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    i think this is definitely a win win situation.

    with the asses of FTR, there are no losers.
    i hate what i have become to escape what i hated being...
  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by fishstick
    the asses of FTR
    Now that's a calender waiting to happen.
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
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    Koolmoe, indeed.
  9. #9
    just thought i should post to display the best ass for potential voters
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    good idea, maxx
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    ok - now i mean business! 8-)

    looking at these asssstonishing avatars, i think we're all winners here.
    i hate what i have become to escape what i hated being...
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    Nice ass, fishstick.

    But where's the FTR logo on this one?
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    I'm such a follower...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    I'm such a follower...

    Oh oh oh, I need to change my vote. Fnord's ass is so soft and sexy.
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
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    I doubt you're gonna win many votes with that ugly ass, Fnord.
  16. #16
    Max's!!!!!!
    Brazilian Azz ownz!!!! Even my wife was like GOD DAMN!!, That's an ass for your ass.

    In fact I loved his avatar so much. It now adorns my locker at the firehouse for all the dept. to see. Koolmoes is good, but Max's is just better.

    And Fnord's azz is sexy in lonley farmer kinda way. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    I doubt you're gonna win many votes with that ugly ass, Fnord.
    Awww.... don't you like my big hairy ass?
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    Well, I went back to girls of samba to look up more pics of Max's chick. And now know why he only posted her back side. I'd still do it, but man the fantasy is all but shot now. Smokin' body, mediocre face.

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    VOTE FOR MAX!!

    Here's another shot of Maxx's a$$.

    In spite of my previous post, her a$$ still ownz joo all!! Also check out some of her fellow Girls of Samba.

    Big Lick
  22. #22
    damn she is actually kinda fugly face, but the ass still ownz, and this post is all about the ass
  23. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrind
    All the asses are great. maxxscam's is perfectly round, and koolmoe's makes me want to have everything shipped to me.
    Someone should tell Humph we're talking about Avatar pics allthough with all the surfing Fishstick does . . .

    I'm not sure who to vote for, I was gonna vote for Maxx but whats a cute butt with a fugly face?

    OK I'm voting for Mo for the simple fact it looks a tad more pert *dribles*

    I would have voted for Fnord's hairy ass if he was included

    Ripptyde:as for Barny's purple ass, I think we could all do without having to pay for the theropy on that one . . .
    Poker is all about the long long long long long long long term . . .
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  24. #24
    i do actually kind of like fnord's ass (plus i have a thing for long, fuzzy ears), i just get the sense that she's kind of stubborn...
    i hate what i have become to escape what i hated being...
  25. #25
    I don't care what any of you say, I'd take koolmoe's little thong shorts and make soup out of 'em!
    "The urge to gamble is so universal and it's practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil." - Heywood Broun
  26. #26
    I guess by Maxxscam's new avatar he's conceded the race to Koolmoe.

    Sniff...Sniff..... It's okay. I'll get over it. So long Lorena.

    Or is it hello? :P Sorry Max. No way am I giving up looking at that great ass. NEVER I SAY!!!

    As Celine sings. My ass will go on!!!!

    Big Lick
  27. #27
    ass for ass i dont thing there is any competition, my brazilian should win hands down, but its all about whats new, and koolmoes was new and everyone had already seen mine for a week or two, thats cool, i have moved on, i found a picture of my dog, so he can be front and center from now on, and you can carry on the ass legacy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by maxxscam
    just thought i should post to display the best ass for potential voters
    Ewww! Its a picture of his dog!
  29. #29
    Tough Decision... Can´t we have them all

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