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I get bad road rage. Just today some Polish dude cut me up a roundabout (really bad, if I wasn't on the ball he would've sideswiped me). I beep the horn and flash my lights at him and w/e.
Anyway, turns out we were both going to same shopping centre, so I follow him into the car park and park next to him. He stays in his car but his awful looking fat Polish wife gets out. I just say, keeping my cool as best I can, "your husband is an awful driver", she gives me the finger, and I walk off towards the entrance.
Before I even get to the entrance this Polish guy bolts out of his car after me, bumps into me and goes "hey what the fuck did you say to my wife asshole". I just say "I told her that you are an awful driver and then she gave me the finger, which is a public order offence. You cutting me up is careless driving. That's 2 criminal offences to you and none to me, and I've taken your registration down, so I would suggest you leave".
Only needed one thing from shop, came out about a minute later and their car was gone. Using words to great effect ftw
That said, I really need to stop myself getting road rage...
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