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    Default Awesome Reality TV Show Idea.

    Ok, so we find a Jesus freak who is having an operation that requires general anesthesia, kid nap them while they are under (before or after the operation takes place, I couldn't care less), and set them up in a Truman Show style rendition of heaven.

    Hilarity will ensue.
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    would only work if a dude with a beard who calls himself jesus molested him
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    Supahaole, I will only lean on the casting department to plug you in as Jesus if you agree to let me supply the hair, no questions asked ofc, for your beard.
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    as soon as he tries to hurt himself the jig is up.

    ?wut
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    Moments after jesus freak awakens from his/her sleep they are warned that once entering Heaven they cannot hurt themselves in even the slightest - or else they will be thrown into the deep depths of Hell where they will be tormented forever.
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    i think it would be more fun to to set them up in hell rather than heaven. you'd need to provide many virgins in heaven and mansions and i cant remember the rest of that ricky gervais movie. and in hell you can just torture people

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    as soon as he tries to hurt himself the jig is up.

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    i think it would be more fun to to set them up in hell rather than heaven. you'd need to provide many virgins in heaven and mansions and i cant remember the rest of that ricky gervais movie. and in hell you can just torture people
    Meh, I think there is plenty of ambiguity in what heaven actually is, and the way the its interpreted for movies and what not gives us tons of wiggle room in creating our own version that would be believable to a Jesus freak. Gotta remember that they are essentially just a rrrrrrrrrrreally gullible person, so this shouldn't be that hard.
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    What is the jesus freak going to do? Argue with Peter at the pearly gates that this shit ain't Heaven?
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    lol, i'd watch it. get this shit filming already, gawd.
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    Left behind prank - Atheist Nexus

    Christian who loves the Left Behind series is tricked into thinking she had been left behind.
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    Really bad acting imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew View Post
    What is the jesus freak going to do? Argue with Peter at the pearly gates that this shit ain't Heaven?

    Well there are actors, just like the truman show, they push the plot along.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Left behind prank - Atheist Nexus

    Christian who loves the Left Behind series is tricked into thinking she had been left behind.

    See, this is low budget and all, but it was awesome. Think how epic it would be if this could go on for years and be convincing.
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    One of the greatest realizations will be when the Jesus freak sees no familiar faces. He will obviously understand why his old priest who used to touch him and died in a tragic child porn raid 3 years prior isn't in Heaven, but oh the soul crush he will feel when his beloved grandparents and various family members who have passed are no where to be found.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Well there are actors, just like the truman show, they push the plot along.
    also the funniest part about this show would be how long the gag lasts. they would have to believe they're in heaven for like a year or so and just film the luls the whole time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    also the funniest part about this show would be how long the gag lasts. they would have to believe they're in heaven for like a year or so and just film the luls the whole time.
    The funniest part is when they come to the realization that they should test the premise that they're in heaven - once their logic jars them from their dream.
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    They would question it really quickly IMO

    Even in the Left Behind video, she didn't really believe it. You can just tell. People believe in superstitions because they're untestable and ease the mind. If you're "in heaven" I suspect you're gonna know real fast that you don't believe it because it will suddenly no longer be a pure abstraction outside of reality
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    They would question it really quickly IMO

    Even in the Left Behind video, she didn't really believe it. You can just tell. People believe in superstitions because they're untestable and ease the mind. If you're "in heaven" I suspect you're gonna know real fast that you don't believe it because it will suddenly no longer be a pure abstraction outside of reality

    Very good point. Guess production will have to be put on hiatus until the holodeck is invented.
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    i think it would be easier to convince someone they're in hell. just would have to get by the whole torture lawsuits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    i think it would be easier to convince someone they're in hell. just would have to get by the whole torture lawsuits.

    We can just bring on the CIA as consultants.
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    i hear waterboarding is not torture these days

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    Naw waterboarding was only torture when god had to get back at the Japs for Pearl Harbor
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    And you can't discriminate on the elements, so fire boarding isn't torture either, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    And you can't discriminate on the elements, so fire boarding isn't torture either, right?
    Ever since fire dictated that it needed fuel, oxygen, and energy to work, America has stepped back from it's position that fire boarding is merely enhanced interrogation.
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