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I'll take a punt at Marie Curie, and assume that's who's in the spoiler.
Haha nope, not heard of him (or her).
Also... Faraday, Maxwell, Newton, Hertz, Watt, Ohm, Joule, Calorie, Kilogram, Hector Acre, Bob Dylan... I must have binked one or two there...
You'd have some decent time over the year at touring to universities and giving a presentation about your solutions and how you came to them or their significance.
This would rock.
"So yeah, I was basically drinking tea and smoking weed while talking shit on the internet, and I accidentally said the right words in the right order to make someone cleverer than me go "fuck you might just have said something brilliant there" and so he did the work and took the credit, while I'm milking it for all its worth by touring USA all expenses paid by mojo's University because he and they look great thanks to my stoned ideas and lack of motivation and/or ability to coherently put it in writing.
What, you want more? Fuck man, this few hundred bucks for talking isn't as easy money as I thought.
Um... God told me this shit, I have no idea what he's on about but I just say the words he tells me. You can join my cult, sorry I mean church, by paying me $1000, sign up here. I'm just going for a smoke, back in ten mins... grab youselves coffee and tea and whatnot."
*fucks off*
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