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    Blatantly steeling from 2p2, but I think It's cool and I'm sure we can come up with some good/funny stuff.

    2p2 link: Six-word stories (and other flash fiction). - The Lounge Discussion and Review on Literature, Arts, Culture

    Original, by Hemingway: for sale: baby shoes, never worn.

    My attempt:

    On date, sharted, hiding in toilet.

    What can you come up with?

    In b4: this threads shit, you toss salad
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    failed two unlimited, now playing freeroll
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    My agony ended with a bang.
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    most of the ones on 2p2 sucked

    concrete humming, two lights, squirrel suicide
    Last edited by philly and the phanatics; 06-13-2011 at 06:39 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    It's caught in zipper, uh oh.
    FRANKS AND BEANS!! FRANKS AND BEANS!!
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    She told me she was eighteen.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Government took away my pokerz! Damn!

    Doorbell... dog bark... Hello! Jehovah's witness.
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    The original is EOT imo.
    Ich grolle nicht...
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    Want some candy? Get in van.
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    Quote Originally Posted by L_Clan_Sup3rMaN View Post
    Want some candy? Get in van.
    Hahahahaha
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    Newsflash: Poker players have no creativity.
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    Poker players: Depth of artistry lacking.
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    What does this button do? Oops.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Hey guys! Let's copy from 2p2!
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    She was alive when i left!
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    PLZ DIAGF
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    FTR members don't experience real life.
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    Dwarfman Radashacked Muzzzard, Spoonitnow PaulHarvied Dwarfman.
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    dwarfman reregisters, flames annoyingly, banned, repeat.
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    Five word stories, do not count.
  31. #31
    Luckily, random, commas, are, not, words.
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    too busy shagging the sheeps imo!

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    get cape, wear cape and fly

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    Buy into tournament, out first hand :/
    Since I gave up sex for food, I can't even get into My own pants
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    value in acronyms, tbh, imo, tl;dr.
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    Keith and Benny should play Werewolf.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    What the hell is that shit?
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    Cat dragged it in, carpet bloody
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4 View Post
    Dwarfman Radashacked Muzzzard, Spoonitnow PaulHarvied Dwarfman.
    Wrong, it was Alexos, and I paid him back in full less than a week after I apparently "radashacked" him. You need to do your research before saying things like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by therealdwarfman3 View Post
    research before saying things like that
    Fyp
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    I don't see it. Does this involve bricks of some kind?
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    Oh, I see. Smiley counts. Fail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by therealdwarfman3 View Post
    Wrong, it was Alexos, and I paid him back in full less than a week after I apparently "radashacked" him. You need to do your research before saying things like that
    Wasn't there two separate times?
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    Can't stop here; it's bat country.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Were there not two separate times?
    I have fixed your abbreviated post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Wasn't there two separate times?
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    how many accounts does dwarfdude have?

    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
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    1 but he keeps trying. Fortunately, it's far easier to Ban the accounts than it is to register a new email and register a new account here. 2 click banning, gotta be 5 minutes of clicking to make a new account here.

    I don't bother banning anymore but others have taken up the cause. I don't have the time anymore to care either way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    1 but he keeps trying. Fortunately, it's far easier to Ban the accounts than it is to register a new email and register a new account here. 2 click banning, gotta be 5 minutes of clicking to make a new account here.

    I don't bother banning anymore but others have taken up the cause. I don't have the time anymore to care either way.
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    Never again, I sit back with a smile knowing I was right two years ago and the only one who saw it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Never again, I sit back with a smile knowing I was right two years ago and the only one who saw it.
    Gonna miss the TJ this weekend
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    Dwarfman should use a new name.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoccoBill View Post
    I wanted her. Got HIM. Shit.
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    Two words you'll never hear: "Women . . . "

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  59. #59
    drank some beer. need to pee.

    nipples sore. please don't ask questions.

    bit drunk - falling asleep on keyboard.

    used a dash - i am sophisticated.

    bed time bye bye bitches
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    shit - last one only had five
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    girlfriend on can. i must wait.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eugmac View Post
    used a dash - i am sophisticated.
    Wrong tense, dash only after. Fail.
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  64. #64
    used a semi-colon; still six words.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    used a semi-colon; still six words.


    Six word sentence ain't a story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Six word sentence ain't a story.
    Don't be a nit, Nitface McNitterson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Don't be a nit, Nitface McNitterson.
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    Photoshopped Adults with Infant Heads... Scary
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoccoBill View Post
    I wanted her, got her shit.
    punctuation ftw
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    hi babe

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