Blatantly steeling from 2p2, but I think It's cool and I'm sure we can come up with some good/funny stuff.
2p2 link: Six-word stories (and other flash fiction). - The Lounge Discussion and Review on Literature, Arts, Culture
Original, by Hemingway: for sale: baby shoes, never worn.
My attempt:
On date, sharted, hiding in toilet.
What can you come up with?
In b4: this threads shit, you toss salad