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    Default 25 NL Badass Says He Will play me hu for ne stakes

    I am donking around at 25 NL with my friend and challenge this one short stack guy to hu ne stakes after my Q7 beats hs AK ai preflop for $5. Shorty says he doesn't play donkeys. Other guy at the table says he will play either of us HU. I go sit at a 5/10 table and to my surprise he shows up. First hand:

    PokerStars Game #6832345923: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2006/10/30 - 19:03:57 (ET)
    Table 'Sualocin II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: sk00lb0y ($600 in chips)
    Seat 6: Triptanes ($1000 in chips)
    Triptanes: posts small blind $5
    sk00lb0y: posts big blind $10
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Triptanes [4d 6h]
    Triptanes: raises $20 to $30
    sk00lb0y: calls $20
    *** FLOP *** [4c 9d 6s]
    Triptanes: bets $50
    sk00lb0y: raises $520 to $570 and is all-in
    Triptanes: calls $520
    *** TURN *** [4c 9d 6s] [Qc]
    *** RIVER *** [4c 9d 6s Qc] [Js]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Triptanes: shows [4d 6h] (two pair, Sixes and Fours)
    sk00lb0y: mucks hand
    Triptanes collected $1199 from pot
    sk00lb0y leaves the table
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $1200 | Rake $1
    Board [4c 9d 6s Qc Js]
    Seat 1: sk00lb0y (button) (big blind) mucked [Ks 9h]
    Seat 6: Triptanes (small blind) showed [4d 6h] and won ($1199) with two pair, Sixes and Fours


    TY SIR

    He just kept on saying. "Sick, so sick...."
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    LOL sick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanners
    LOL sick
    So sick....

    But gg nevertheless.
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    Take any more money off him?
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Nah he left the table right after.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Take any more money off him?
    maybe this was his whole br if he was playing 25nl before? that would make it even funnier.
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    thats probably his whole BR.

    WP
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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    i hope this was his whole BR, he deserves it
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    trip, I'll play some 5/10 with you hu.
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    lukie ill play some 5/10 hu with you
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    gabe i'll play some .05/.10 HU with you
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    bigred, i'll play some .01 moola HU with you
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    This thread is fucking gold. nh sir
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    lololBUSTO!
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    I just threw up a little in my mouth.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    lol....nicely done sir!!
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    AWESOME
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    Keep searching him and see if his name pops up and go taunt him. Stupid shit get's involved in someone elses argument. Maybe it was the Pokergod Ziluminor. I can dream, can't I?
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    this is the best thing that may happen to you in your life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan View Post
    this is the best thing that may happen to you in your life.
    Not anymore.
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    One of the rare instances in which a HU4ROLLZ challenge bears meaningful fruit. Well played Triptanes!

    Would have been even better if you had sucked out on him and he had another $600 behind to donate, but gold nonetheless.

    EDIT: Just realized this happened nearly 8 years ago. What transpired to replace this hand as an all-time favorite memory?
    Last edited by dhubermex; 06-23-2014 at 03:46 AM.
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    great thread, great bump, great googly moogly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lolzzz_321 View Post
    Not anymore.
    obv selling atms.

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