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    Default 2013 NFL thread

    I can't find it. So here it is.
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    INB4 Braylon Edwards to the Lions. You heard it here first!

    also gg bills season. Hearing about Kevin Kolb's concussion details was very saddening =((
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    Bodava has NFC v AFC super bowl champ as a pickem. Easy NFC pick.
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    TOM BRADY
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    Come on NE!
    Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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    so many safeties wtf
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    defense can wake the fuck up any time now
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    NATE SOLDER GOAT RUN BLOCKING
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    gronk come back please.
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    amendola GOAT IN THE CLUTCH GOAT
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    YES
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    best best best td dance
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    holy fuck the buccs are retarded
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    HOLY FUCK THE BUCCS ARE RETARDED
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    wow what a finish by the jets

    patriots dont look the same team atm
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    that was sick

    also steelers fucking suck
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    Reggie Bush is a man, that is all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070 View Post
    Reggie Bush is a man, that is all.
    confirmed. but the question remains of how long can he remain an all purpose back? which has plagued him his whole nfl career
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    cant believe people doubted mike vick
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    Thing is, he doesn't have to carry the load like he did against Minnesota. I feel like that was a little bit of flexing the muscles to show people what shiney new toys we have. Joique Bell can fullfill a similar role so bush will get his breaks. And we still have Leshoure just chillin at 3rd string. RB is kind of a team strength at this point imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pascal View Post
    that was sick

    also steelers fucking suck
    Do they ever!

    TOP 5 DRAFT PICK INCOMING
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    eagles hugely impressive against redskins last night, genuinely shocked. big season for them if vick can keep it up
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    album of pure gold

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    I think the whole Chip Kelly thing is awesome for the game. Just look at how much excitement and talk has been generated around it, and for one sparkling rarity in the football world, this much buzz is actually deserved. It's also great that Vick finally gets the system he's always deserved. And though there might be initial pains with all the stupid stupid stupid injury faking, it might be a longterm good because it'll almost definitely get so ridiculous that the league will make change the rules. (They could probably change it to if you get an injury timeout, you either have to take a timeout or go out for the rest of the drive. Most legitimate injury timeouts bench players for the whole drive anyway, since, you know, they're actually hurt and require medical attention and stuff).

    Anyway, I wouldn't go TOO crazy about the Eagles. The Redskins offense had 14 plays in the first 5 drives; that's WORSE than a 3 and out against the worst defense of our generation, and the Eagles average starting field position was something like the 40 (and they were gift-wrapped 2 of their points). The Kelly system will give teams fits for sure, but that was exaggerated Monday by the fact that the Redskins D basically got commercial breaks and not much else to get a breather for the entire 1st half. I think it'll more often be the exact other way around; the Eagles D won't be able to stay off the field, then when the offense finaly gets it back, Vick will have one of his drives where he runs for 2 on first, throws the ball 2 feet behind his receiver on 2nd down and throws it at his receiver's feet on 3rd down, and back on the field goes the D after a 0:18 of rest.

    But again, I think it's awesome and exciting (and I hate the Eagles, btw).
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    how bout them cowboys!
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    Go Hawks!
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    MMMMM high round draft pick in the era of rookie salary suppression.

    Tomlin is a genius. In a decade, 2013 will be regarded as his masterpiece year.
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    That's not a bad strategy. It wouldn't work for most other coaches who would get fired before the payoff, but you guys aren't due for a new HC for another 15 years or so, right?
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    LOL BROWNS!!! WTF?!?!?
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    LOL BROWNS
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    Thank god. The Browns - revitalizing my fantasy team one utter fuck-up at a time.
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    Make yourself suck bad enough to get Clowney AND get another first rounder in the process. It's brilliant!
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    gotta love the browns. giving us a solid RB for the next ~5 years next to Luck. Its Peyton/Edge all over again!
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    Make yourself suck bad enough to get Clowney AND get another first rounder in the process. It's brilliant!
    The AFC North is just out maneuvering the league right now. I've got to wonder if anyone else is even trying.
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    bob kraft is not good at high 5's.

    Tom Brady is GOAT GOAT for winning with these god damn scrubs we have on our receiving corps.
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    who the hell runs the qb sneak when you need 5 yards? Tom Fucking Brady that's who.
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    LOL RAMS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode View Post
    gotta love the browns. giving us a solid RB for the next ~5 years next to Luck. Its Peyton/Edge all over again!
    I think it was a great trade for both sides, as a
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    LOL RAMS
    You misspelled Giants.
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    lol Browns? This game is crazy.
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    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Our new coach in Jacksonville says 'Jay-gwars' which is pretty funny. Maybe one day we'll win a game.
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    flatmate (ST3) off to london to watch the vikings game today. line is +3 lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pascal View Post
    flatmate (ST3) off to london to watch the vikings game today. line is +3 lol
    Cheeky bastard.
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    Looking good, Pittsburgh. Looking good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abelardx View Post
    Our new coach in Jacksonville says 'Jay-gwars' which is pretty funny. Maybe one day we'll win a game.
    Sounds like a spoonerism of some sing songy race of sand people in a Star Wars movie.
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    I guess I'm saying that the "Dink Dink" people from Spaceballs should be exclusively referred to from now on as the Gay Jwars. The Jolly Gay Jwars might take some of the homophobic stink off of it.
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    There should be an FTR poll on which is more hilarious: the Steelers or the Giants.

    I have to go Giants. They're not just 0-4, they're bafflingly bad. There were like 2 minutes of the Cowboys/Giants game where they had a chance to win, and they threw a pick 6; ever since then, it hasn't even been close to close to close to close. Pant

    Then again, they have 3 road games and the Broncos out of the way and play in a bad division so they have best chance of making it less hilarious by the end of the season.
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    This is no laughing matter.
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    Losing 31-7 to the Chiefs, and it's closer to their 3rd ugliest game than it is their most ugliest game.

    Okay, that's a confusing way to word it, but their games have looked like 4 run outs of Vandy vs Florida.

    Okay, that's not much less confusing. They have looked sosososososo bad.
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    MATT SCHAUB
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    LOL HOUSTON
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    MATT SCHAUB
    I only saw the highlights, and I'm left wondering, "Why did he do that?"
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    Go Hawks! You guys can all just give up now and get ready for next year. This season is ours.
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    Just...



    Just stop.
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    mother fucking thompkins
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    hey other shitheads. catch the goddam ball.
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    LOL LIONS.
    LOL BEARS.

    PLEASE LAWD TOM BRADY
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    this man has 2 super bowl mvps

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    BLAINE GABBERT
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    How bout them Jaguars!

    0-4

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    FUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!


    TOM YOU CAN DO IT.

    WE BELIEVE YOU IN!
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    BILL WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUNTING WITH 3 MINS LEFT SDHGKADSHG:KLASHGAS:GHASD:L
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    Peyton got legs!

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