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  1. 01-06-2008 01:04 PM #1
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    Default 13 yo brother caught looking at cartoon porn shit

    So I'm downstairs chillin, just closed out my tables from a 3 or 4 hour session and from the upstairs I hear my mom yell "CASEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT GODDAMN" (Casey is my brother's name obv).

    Now I don't know if he was spanking it or not but hearing your mom yell "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HOMER'S DICK" is hilarity beyond anything imaginable.
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  2. 01-06-2008 02:17 PM #2
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    You need to teach him how to get real poon. Maybe your cousin could help?
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  4. 01-06-2008 02:25 PM #4
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    thread useless w/o pics
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  8. 01-06-2008 02:47 PM #8
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    Simpsons porn?! lol
    Dude, you really have to teach him how to get real porn before he goes all weird on you
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  9. 01-06-2008 03:08 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    You need to teach him how to get real poon. Maybe your cousin could help?
    Maybe your mom could help.
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  10. 01-06-2008 03:22 PM #10
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    My mom could help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    My mom could help.
    Useless without pics.
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  12. 01-06-2008 04:07 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    I have three mommies.
    That's fucking hot.
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  14. 01-06-2008 04:13 PM #14
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    That's six titties.
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  16. 01-06-2008 04:26 PM #16
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    Dude why would you bring up vaginas when discussing my mother? So rude.
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  17. 01-06-2008 07:00 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    That's six titties.
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    thread useless w/o pics
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Dude why would you bring up vaginas when discussing my mother? So rude.
    Why would your mother bring up the asses in your avatar?

    Perhaps she wanted to eat them.

    One for each mom?

    That explains everything.
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    I got caught once. Most embarassing moment of my life. But I'm not going to talk about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew View Post
    I got caught once. Most embarassing moment of my life. But I'm not going to talk about it.

    Is wasnt you, it was a friend of yours, Tell us about this friend...
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    So I'm downstairs chillin, just closed out my tables from a 3 or 4 hour session and from the upstairs I hear my mom yell "CASEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT GODDAMN" (Casey is my brother's name obv).

    Now I don't know if he was spanking it or not but hearing your mom yell "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HOMER'S DICK" is hilarity beyond anything imaginable.
    Wow, that's just terrible.

    LOL Is that a true story?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew View Post
    I got caught once. Most embarassing moment of my life. But I'm not going to talk about it.
    Thread is useless without story
    LOL OPERATIONS
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  25. 03-04-2010 10:43 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew View Post
    I got caught once. Most embarassing moment of my life. But I'm not going to talk about it.
    No-one would say this unless they wanted to talk about it. Spill!!!
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