Family member who you've never heard of dies and leaves you $500,000,000.
What are the first 15 things you buy?
10-07-2012 03:30 PM
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$500 milsFamily member who you've never heard of dies and leaves you $500,000,000. | |
10-07-2012 03:33 PM
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Land. Somewhere with a field, some hills/mountains in the distance, thick forest, generally cold. | |
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10-07-2012 03:44 PM
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Plane tickets to Hawaii, Nevada, New York, Montreal, and Europe |
10-07-2012 04:05 PM
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a bad ass divorce lawyer is number 1! | |
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10-07-2012 05:10 PM
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1. New Ferrari | |
10-07-2012 06:14 PM
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10-07-2012 06:15 PM
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10-07-2012 06:36 PM
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1)Bar in downtown Ventura. | |
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10-07-2012 06:56 PM
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1. house for me | |
10-07-2012 08:30 PM
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1) I'd procure long-term accommodations in strategic cities all over the world. Does not have to be a house or an apartment, it can also be a room in a hotel somewhere. | |
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10-07-2012 08:52 PM
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Massive boat. Follow the sun. | |
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10-07-2012 10:58 PM
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in no particular order... cocaine, weed, tobacco, king size rizla, champagne, high class bisexual hookers (preferably Japanese), hotel room for weekend, plenty of condoms, room service, taxi... that's the first ten things I'm gonna be paying for... after that I've no idea. I'd prob quickly fuck off to NZ to see friends, make the next choices from a beach with a big fat spliff. | |
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10-07-2012 11:21 PM
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Buy island + house, close enough to a main island so i can get groceries, tv, electricity etc. | |
10-08-2012 12:16 AM
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10-08-2012 10:11 AM
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I do not believe for one minute I'm the only person amongst an internet community that would purchase cocaine and hookers before land and boats. | |
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10-08-2012 10:33 AM
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I'd be taking an army of hookers to a massive boat show. I imagine they would carry the cocaine for me. I would buy a massive yacht right there and then, march onto it with my hooker army and proceed to have a massive party right there. | |
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10-08-2012 10:37 AM
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Stop lying Dan, we all know you're married with kids. You might want hookers and cocaine, but you're wife would make sad puppy eyes and you'd look at the kids, and you'd instead be booking a week in Disneyland. | |
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10-08-2012 10:56 AM
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Ong, I'd invite you to my cocaine hooker boat party. When you arrived, I'd make 6 hotties talk to you at the entrance, tell you what's going on inside and then tell you to wait for a while before they could let you in. They'd keep coming back every 20 mins to say it won't be long now before you can join us. Then after a couple of hours, we'd just drive away. Maybe I'd let one hotty moon you as we left, maybe. | |
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10-08-2012 11:00 AM
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Man if you actually did that I would have so much reluctant respect for you. | |
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10-08-2012 11:05 AM
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So a top hooker costs what, 2k per night. If you average 2 per night, that's 1.4 mil pa. assume discounts make it a mil. Say 1 mil pa spending money on booze, drugs, food etc. That's one hell if a 50 yrs. | |
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10-08-2012 11:28 AM
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I like how Dan knows how much a high class hooker costs per night. | |
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10-08-2012 11:37 AM
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Haven't you googled that Shit? It's fun for fantasy and an alternative to porn. Check out adultwork. | |
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10-08-2012 02:03 PM
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IIRC last high end escort bust had them at 50-100k a night. | |
10-08-2012 02:53 PM
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LOL paying $100k a night for an escort. Not even if I had half a bil in the bank. I can get my own village of escorts, anyway I want them, for that price. | |
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10-09-2012 06:17 AM
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A good chunk of land which I can cultivate for crops, vegetables, and livestock - enough to be near self-sufficient. Guns and ammo to defend said land. | |
10-09-2012 06:45 AM
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I've been thinking more about this. I'd spend 2-3 yrs travelling in Asia and south America, keeping a record of places and people who need help, then start charity projects all over the place which I would then manage to keep me busy and maintain a reason to travel. Obviously I'd buy a few nice houses scattered around the world as well as a few nice cars and sort out family and friends. But the numerous charity projects would give my life purpose, keep me busy and make me feel really good. | |
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10-09-2012 01:08 PM
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10-09-2012 01:08 PM
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Better idea...let's all buy hot air balloons and galavant along the globe while shipping bourbon drinks! | |
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10-09-2012 04:20 PM
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With more thought, I would probably buy connections into HBO and an excellent writing/production staff and do what it takes to create the best zombie show of all time. Would probably also do the same with a fantasy show |
10-09-2012 04:53 PM
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Wuf, read my post in new roles thread in ww forum. DO IT | |
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10-09-2012 05:44 PM
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10-09-2012 05:58 PM
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We're gonna put cannons on our air balloon and shoot the other ones! | |
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10-09-2012 06:08 PM
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A gentleman firing a cannon from a hot air balloon search on google images came up with nothing. Clearly the world is in need. | |
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10-09-2012 10:04 PM
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Buy a car | |
10-09-2012 10:13 PM
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dont wanna be a buzzkill but you dont love poker as much as you think you do |
10-09-2012 10:14 PM
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10-09-2012 10:21 PM
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10-09-2012 11:30 PM
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He fires the cannon | |
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10-10-2012 06:55 AM
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10-10-2012 10:44 AM
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10-10-2012 12:35 PM
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1) Pay off all of mine and my girls' debts. | |
10-10-2012 02:08 PM
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I would use it to build an even bigger empire with philanthropic goals that will be gradually thrown to the wayside as my lust for power consumes me and turns me into a super-villain. | |
10-10-2012 04:48 PM
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I used to play it for a living and since "quitting" still kinda have tried to get back into it many times even though I hate it. It used to be a thing where fish were fish and good players were nits, but because good players think schooling the fish is the right way to go, the fish are now nits and good players are well-balanced elaborate bluffers. You used to be able to find tables with fish just by sitting down, now you're lucky if you're not sitting at a table full of solid pseudo-pros. Five years ago, 1knl was softer than 10nl is today. 100k hands used to be a lot, but now a million is a lot, but by the time you grind that out, you're burned to a crisp and hate your life |
10-10-2012 04:59 PM
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^^ To add: I used to adore poker. I'm not a natural and I worked very, very hard at getting good enough at it to make a very nice living from it. But since the advent of training videos, a handful of rich people got richer, and everybody else had to get much, much better in order to simply keep up with the grind |
10-10-2012 05:08 PM
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Aside from my misquote of you (which I do in jest), everything you said is really only frustrating if you're trying to make a living off of it. The grind feels much less like the grind if it's just a friendly game of Settlers of Catan or some shit. | |
10-10-2012 05:09 PM
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Also, there's always live poker where everyone is yet to have heard of the internet. | |
10-11-2012 12:30 AM
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adding time machine to list | |
10-11-2012 12:32 AM
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10-11-2012 12:40 AM
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haha wp | |
10-11-2012 01:04 AM
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1) nice house with gourmet kitchen, and gym | |
10-11-2012 01:09 AM
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People who want a live in butler, chef, trainer, etc, creep me the fuck out. | |
10-11-2012 01:10 AM
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hey boost i just came into 500mil and ive been wondering.... |
10-11-2012 01:12 AM
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Why would you not at least want a chef and trainer? I know my health would improve drastically with such an arrangement. | |
10-11-2012 06:08 AM
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Why would you want the people you hire to live with you? Beats me. | |
10-11-2012 11:33 PM
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I figured out what I'll do with my 500 mils. Buy some bigass random villa on a beach in Hawaii or Greece then haremize these women |
10-11-2012 11:41 PM
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10-12-2012 12:09 AM
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never heard of her. pretty voice |
10-12-2012 11:37 PM
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Fuck... so I'm gonna sound like a total dick here but I'm mildly drunk and can't leave it alone.This post makes it sound like your a medicore player who couldn't figure out how to beat todays games and you're blaming the internet and the DoJ for making it impossible for you to make a decent winrate. I'm pretty sure there are still players able to exploit todays games and make a living from it. | |
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10-13-2012 12:50 AM
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That's fine and it's not like it matters. I do beat today's games and am a solid winner over around 4 million lifetime hands. I've had many problems though over the years that put me into a perpetual cycle of burning out, then obliterating my bankroll with withdrawals, grinding back up from tiny amounts, but then burning out again and starting the cycle over. I'm stuck in a spot where I'm really good at poker, but I dont have a bankroll and dont want to build one, so I don't make money from it anymore |
10-13-2012 11:59 AM
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We are completely derailing the thread at this point, but I don't think that complaining about how solid the games have gotten needs to be so taboo to say. Without actually calling out people that I respect a lot by name, let's just say that there are a lot of people whose intelligence, poker understanding, etc. I respect a lot who struggle to make a living off of the game these days. | |
10-13-2012 12:18 PM
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Lol @me. | |
10-16-2012 06:27 PM
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10-17-2012 09:06 AM
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I would buy: | |
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10-17-2012 05:45 PM
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