I will give you $50 in real monies if you can find this song:
Monroe King - Silly Bitch
Has to be decent quality.
Backstory of this is my older brother went to school in LA with this girl (who is the daughter of the founder of CBS). She basically aspires to be Paris Hilton (I'm not joking...) and is a "singer." One of her first songs was Silly Bitch but it seems that she's changed her image and now I can't find it. My brother tells me the song is absolutely hilarious and I just have a urge to hear it myself.