vaaaayyyyygusssssss teeeeeee arrrrrrrrrrr

I leave in 5 hours. Gl me. I'll be updating from an iphone so dont expect anything super spectacular.

what are you gonna play while you're there? gl

See ya in two days. I land Friday at 3:30

Tr starts like this. I arrive for my flight 3 hours early in detriot. Crap. After a long and boring wait i get on my flight and realize delta abso blows. I am stuck inbetween two fat old ladies and infront of me are two crying babies and behind me are a bunch of loud drunk 40something women. Praise lee for headphones. So i arrive in vegas and delta has screwed up the luggage so after an hour wait i finally get my cab and head to the venetian. Once i arrive i end up completely loss and stumble to the poker room with my luggage and look around like a moron. Finally i hear renton call my name and the day is saved. After confirming and forgetting about 5 different times which room is ours i eventually find the elevators and make it to the room.

After showering and stumbling around the casino looking like a lost little boy i start to get the hang of where everything is. That is to say i can find my way to the poker room from our room and the front desk. Praise lee. After deciding i dont feel like playing poker tonight i sit on some random 25c slot and luckbox 25 bucks. Ez game. I should be a slot pro. Anyways im about to enjoy some random casino food at about 3am my time so this is where i end todays tr.

nom

I can also confirm that Delta blows. gl.

don't FEEL like playing pokers?

EYE ON THE PRIZE SIR!

Yo dawg that was 12+ hours in transit. Shits exhausting bra.

I've had pretty good results from Delta. Advice is to never check baggage, do carryons nub.

I'll be landing tomorrow night around 9:30.

Hope to meet u later today.

I am on Delta for my trip down. I have a connection in Milwaukee and will only be bringing carry on and a laptop. No chance in hell I trust any American airline with luggage I don't need ever again.

On a Delta connecting flight last Feb. our planes windshield wiper broke at ~10am and I made my final destination at 1pm the next day, obv with our two pieces of checked luggage at two differing locations. On the plus side, the connecting flight was free open bar as an apologia.

OK so I just got back into the room. Tr goes like this.

I have 0 cash when I wake up, err nearly 0 so renton lends me 1.5k and recommends I play 2/5 so I follow this advice. It stars off slow with standard cbetting and 1/3 pot and taking down 60bb pots until I accumulate about a 1.3k stack.

This hand alot of people limp to the sb who makes it 35 I have Q7o in the bb and decide to make it 90 of which the table folds and the sb snapp calls. The flop comes 65Q with 2ds and the sb leads into me for about 3/4 pot. I decide to call, The turn brings the T hearts which brings 2fds and he bets 300 of which I call. The river brings a black 2 of which he snap bets 600. I tank and call of which he says I'm good but takes about 2 mins to muck and I take down the 2nd biggest pot in my life with a bluff catcher. Ez game

2nd interesting hand is I limp behind with T9ss in like MP and the BB makes it 20 and practucaLLY THE ENTIRE table calls. So the pot is like 160. The flop comes Q82 with 2dd. the entire table checks. turn brings a Jh bringng 2 fds on the turn giving me the nuts. SB leads for 75, UTG calls and I squeeze for 300, SB tank folds and UTG calls. River brings a blank 4 and I bet 700 which is called and I have the nuts so ez game.

I end the session around +6 but end up losing a BI in a later session


Later I meet up with sethsethseth and gomukyaself with renton for his birthday at this lounge called the Blue Martini, It's a fairly nice place and everything is going well. I spot luckychewy and he comes over and chats with us for a bit which totally makes my night as i'm a giant fan boy. Anyways several drinks are consumed and renton is fairly wasted so we decide to get a hooka. What ends up happening is renton stumbles into the hooka and shatters it, and due to some awesome talking skills by me and sethsethseth we manage not to get thrown out. At this point I decide renton is prolly done and decide to go back to the hotel. About 3 mins after we get to our room renton doesnt look so good and starts stumbling to the bathroom of which he ends of vomiting before he reaches the actual bathroom and all the way to the toliet. Lol vomits. Anyways I give him so water and painkillers and he's sound asleep.

Take care ftr this ends todays TR

I completely forgot. I met Halv today for some awesome vegas stories as well as him trying to convince me to go to the Phantom of the Opera with him which I politely declined

I also met Chardrain but when I met him he picked up a legit hand and I didnt want to distract him. Gl to you sir in the 2100 in about 12 hours!

yessssss, great news, bikes is crushing livefeesh

lol @ renton the degen

norms. a+

Viva canadia bud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See you in ~5 hours sir.

Hope the vomits are clean.

Meet the bb go talk to the radmins during halftime. Then meet up with andy the twins and sauce, then gabe shows up. Eating with them just feels balla.

End up playing 1-1 in the radmins room. Me, halv, bigred, eric, tyson, deanglow, p4s, gabe, renton, bbickes. My top pair runs like TD jesus including running it twice vs gabe where I hold first then he spikes turn but I runner, runner a better flush.

Go play paigow with renton, bbickes, deanglow, bigred. I'm the only one who's played and I mess up my first hand and get mocked by the pit lady. At some point bigred nicknames bb sally.

Me and renton end up back at grand lux and sit with random dude who plays black jack at the rio and does this lame mental trick that would only work on really stupid girls.

Back in the room I pass out on the floor mid sentence while trying to get in the safe.solid day one

Originally Posted by swiggidy

At some point bigred nicknames bb sally.

*facepalm*

These TRs make me but also .

wheres updates damnit

bbickes deanglow and I spent all day Saturday making prop bets. For one we drafted zoo animals and I was asking girls what their favorite animal was. We end up walking through Treasure Island which was dead, but there was an asian working this little booth.

Me: Hey, what's your favorite zoo animal
Her: My favorite what what?
Me: Zoo animal
Her: (in really think accent) an-i-mal?
<here it's clear engrish is at best her 3rd language>
Me: ya
Her: Well, I'm a dragon so I would say dragons
Me: ... Um ... I'm pretty sure they don't have dragons at the zoo
Her: Oh ... Dog?

hahaha

dragon is pretty much the awesomest (yet somehow standardest azn) response to that question

Friday is a blur but ill do what i can. Friday morning is un rememberable but friday afternoon goes
like this. First off my shoes are not good enough for tao. So kevin (dean) and adam (swigs) and i head down to ceasers to go to macys. Along the way the massive amount of props begin. The props have been going for some time it starts to get epic here. We begin with picking colors for people to pick their favorite colors. I get blue and pink and scoop the 4 people we asked. Adam picked green and purple what a fish. This propping continues for the entire trip involving everything from cities in korea to do you like mayo.

Later on us three sit at a 1/2 table and its just an abso blast. Kevin and i play about 90/85 and just abso run the table over. Kevin tries to run me over and fails as i have the top of my range constantly. We run several people off the table cause frankly we own souls. Its a huge blast. Unfortunately for kevin he drops like 4.5 bi. Wadda fish.

Anyways we head to Tao and its just abso chaos. There are so many people waiting to get in its just madness. I meet meeloche, nutsinho and ensign lee and eventually we get inside.

Anyway we get to inside tao and its just abso awesome. We have a really cool vip booth overlooking the club and the radmins just did a fantastic job setting this up.

To start this off kevin adam and i have a prop reguarding who will be the most drunk. Kevin has Eric and I have P4s. P4s dances on our table and gets thrown out and i still lose. Bullshit, i know. The propping continues with nutsinho and i playing 200 a hand rochambaue and 345. I end up +400 cause obv im a far far better hu player than him ldo. We all have a blast and i wish i could remember more specific things.

so so jealous

!!! double a+

Originally Posted by Bbickes

Anyway we get to inside tao and its just abso awesome. We have a really cool vip booth overlooking the club and the radmins just did a fantastic job setting this up.

To start this off kevin adam and i have a prop reguarding who will be the most drunk. Kevin has Eric and I have P4s. P4s dances on our table and gets thrown out and i still lose. Bullshit, i know. The propping continues with nutsinho and i playing 200 a hand rochambaue and 345. I end up +400 cause obv im a far far better hu player than him ldo. We all have a blast and i wish i could remember more specific things.

Yeah, the p4 bet was such a bad beat

Rofl this is fucking incredible. I must attend in the near future

sweet

Glad you're having a sick time man, just what you needed! How you runnin?

I had some pretty awesome hands against FTRers.
Hand 1
I raise HJ, gabe calls, one other call maybe.
I cbet AJJ, gabe raises, I call
Turn 8, check/check
River 2 check/gabe tank checks
I win with 24o

Hand 2
bbickes raises, I call in position
flop J62r bbickes check/calls
turn 7 bbickes check/raises, I call
river 9 bbickes shoves, I call with A6 and win against 84o

Hand 3
I raise BU $8, p4's 3bets SB to $30 and I call.
flop 872hh p4s bets $10 I call
turn 3x p4s shoves for $180 I call
He shows AA, I have AJo

Originally Posted by Deanglow

Hand 2
bbickes raises, I call in position
flop J62r bbickes check/calls
turn 7 bbickes check/raises, I call
river 9 bbickes shoves, I call with A6 and win against 84o

classic bikes

This hand is bs i had a double gutter on the turn.

People love donating to me in 3b pots. I won about 1.2k in 3b pots where people stacked off with A high against my AA. Lol live.

Time to continue the tr.

Kevin and I grab breakfast on saturday morning. At this point we are so hungover that we can barely move. I find out that kevin ended his day +100 due to props with msnl fr players despite going into tue club being stuck 1k+ before entering. Sick life. Anyway i win the flip and he pays for breakfast. We continue propping until the ftr donkament.

The ftr donkament is delayed and also we have no idea where it is. Swigs, Deanglow and I keep propping all the way to his bar and I am getting crushed. We get to the bar where lots of us are waiting and we find out we are headed to some suite. So we all head down and nutsinho starts propping with Deanglow and just abso crushes him. Lol ez game. We get to the suite and the tables are not ser up for the donkamet so deanglow nutsinho and i as well as ensign lee and drmcboy run a few hundo flips. I get abso crushed but somehow win two of them. One of which i had a good 7 low in razz and nuts draws a 6 low with one card left. Wtf.

The tables arrive and we set up some props for the donkament which ill talk about in my next post.

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