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    Welcome to Jack's Bar




    This won't be an "operation thread" as much as it is just a corner in the interwebs where you can chill out, grab a drink, tell jokes, look at the chicks, complain about the weather, do horseplay, and whatever else you please.


    As some of you know, I already have had other operation threads, such as where I got to know gambling in general and where I further developed my game. Both of these operations have been, at least from my perspective, complete successes.

    Now, some interesting plot twist had to happen towards the end of my second operation, which explains what happened to my roll. I'm supposed to get most of it back, but until then, I only have about $50 to fiddle with online. This (the getting my monies back) is taking much longer than it was supposed to. And therefore I've been postponing my "return" to the online poker scene for months, since, well... But last week I decided it was time to man up and start playing. Swallow that fucking pride and get grinding again at fucking microstakes. Pwn if I can. If I get some or all of my roll back fine. If I don't, fine too.

    The reason I decided to do this was twofold: "sitting out" is not good, in that your sharpness will decline if you suddenly stop playing, and specifically for long periods of time. You'll "forget" how to play, and when you start playing again thinking you are the shit, you'll be shit literally.
    The other reason is that I intend to be in this for the longterm. Therefore, I HAVE to get accustomed to grinding. I'm gonna do at least some hands every day.


    I don't really have a "goal", but rather, a general direction which is pretty fluid. Its the 3rd time I grinded up from microstakes, so I'll be fine. I only feel like Sisyphus, but oh well. There's a reason for everything that happens.





    I'll be playing all variations of poker, in MTTs, STTs and cash games.

    GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO



    And don't forget to pour yourselves a drink! You're in my bar, dammit!



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    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    I was browsing through some of my older stuff, and I found this gem
    First time I met an FTRer in a tourney

    PokerStars (Tournament): $25 + $2.50, 9 players
    Mon May 28 20:34:59 VET 2007
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    Avi_Tristan ($3,075)
    jfq88 ($2,330)
    Dayvyd1616 ($2,390)
    gcDanno ($6,750)
    xspokerx ($10,100)
    bootlegbobby ($1,785)
    HalvSame ($3,035)
    Nanook19 ($2,980)
    edgedge ($3,815)

    HalvSame is the button.

    Precards:
    Nanook19 posts the small blind $25, edgedge posts the big blind $50.

    Preflop: Avi_Tristan is dealt :Ac: :Kh: (9 active)
    Avi_Tristan raises to $150, 5 folds, HalvSame calls $150, 2 folds.

    Flop: :Ad: : ($375, 2 active)
    Avi_Tristan checks, HalvSame bets $280, Avi_Tristan raises to $900, HalvSame folds.

    Final Pot: $935
    Avi_Tristan, net: $505, Won uncontested Flop, has A K (a Pair of Aces)
    HalvSame, net: -$430, Folded Flop
    edgedge, net: -$50, Folded Preflop
    Nanook19, net: -$25, Folded Preflop




    Sometimes, you can play a hand as well as possible, and you'll still lose

    PokerStars (Tournament): $5 + $0.50, 6 players
    Wed Feb 13 23:57:30 VET 2008
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    shadowfax07 ($4,430)
    Margaritivil ($2,150)
    Avi_Tristan ($1,570)
    sususan ($1,605)
    cutlever ($1,865)
    transfixus ($1,880)

    Avi_Tristan is the button.

    Precards:
    sususan posts the small blind $50, cutlever posts the big blind $100.

    Preflop: Avi_Tristan is dealt :Jd: :Qc: (6 active)
    3 folds, Avi_Tristan raises to $300, sususan calls $250, cutlever folds.

    Flop: :Jc: :Th: ($700, 2 active)
    sususan checks, Avi_Tristan bets $400, sususan calls $400.

    Turn: ($1,500, 2 active)
    sususan checks, Avi_Tristan bets $870 (all-in), sususan calls $870.

    River: :Ks: ($3,240, 2 players)

    Final Pot: $3,240
    Avi_Tristan, net: -$1,570, Lost at showdown, has J Q (a Pair of Jacks)
    sususan, net: $1,670, Won at showdown, has A Q (an Ace High Straight)
    cutlever, net: -$100, Folded Preflop



    Going for broke in a limped pot is usually a bad idea

    PokerStars (Tournament): $5 + $0.50, 2 players
    Wed Feb 13 21:36:34 VET 2008
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    Avi_Tristan ($7,815)
    rbguier ($5,685)

    rbguier is the button.

    Precards:
    Everyone antes $25, rbguier posts the small blind $100, Avi_Tristan posts the big blind $200.

    Preflop: Avi_Tristan is dealt (2 active)
    rbguier calls $100, Avi_Tristan checks.

    Flop: ($450, 2 active)
    Avi_Tristan bets $400, rbguier raises to $5,460 (all-in), Avi_Tristan calls $5,060.

    Turn: :Jc: ($11,370, 2 players)

    River: ($11,370, 2 players)

    Final Pot: $11,370
    Avi_Tristan, net: $5,685, Won at showdown, has 3 4 (a Six High Straight)
    rbguier, net: -$5,685, Lost at showdown, has 5 A (a Pair of Fives)
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    I'll take a gatorade...yeah I said that.

    GO JACK!!!!!!!!!
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    What? No Alcohol? C'mon

    Here you go anyway



    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Lol, I was about to abuse you about BR management, then realised that was an old hand .

    Beer, whatevers cold and on tap .
    Just dipping my toes back in.
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    lol great idea dude. u serve protein shakes here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bjsaust
    Lol, I was about to abuse you about BR management, then realised that was an old hand .

    Beer, whatevers cold and on tap .
    I know, I know, I foresighted this. I have some extra money on a credit card incase this roll evaporates, but I hope I don't have to use it. I'm also due for some PS bonus, I need about 1o0 or so FPPs, and it will triple my roll
    Thing is, 100 FPPs is quite a pain at micro-microstakes, but I hope I'll be there by this weekend
    So, no worries, I'll be fine, and it will be an invigorating experience

    Bad news, the tap is broken atm

    But I do have some fine imported Belgian beer, icecold

    Here you go




    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    lol great idea dude. u serve protein shakes here?
    'Course! I hope you like blueberries
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Great idea for a thread. GL with your grind and I'll have a Blue Moon Belgian Wheat please!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smacktard
    Great idea for a thread. GL with your grind and I'll have a Blue Moon Belgian Wheat please!!!
    TNX

    here you go! didn't even know I had this one in stock

    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    I'll be having me another Pravda Martini, shaken, not stirred
    I'm such a sucker for vodka




    So, I decided to go pwn some sng's today, and just today stars decides to crap the sngs. No new ones will be generated until tomorrow 7AM ET. wtf

    Thus I decided to use my time well, and am trying to finish Barry Greenstein's book. That book is genius.

    The beautiful thing is that it doesn't try to tell you to play this way or that way. It simply recaps as to what to expect of the Degen's lifestyle, and prepares you for it. I'm loving it.


    Also, happy valentine mofos! I hope you passed it well. As for me, I ain't got time for chicas this time around.




    Only on Thursdays:
    PokerStars (Tournament): $2 + $0.20, 8 players
    Thu Feb 14 23:04:55 VET 2008
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    Avi_Tristan ($1,460)
    stolenchild ($3,410)
    1pudge94 ($1,500)
    loveinstrong ($1,310)
    54FANPATS ($1,470)
    philamber ($1,500)
    Dukes1212 ($2,890)
    banannaclip ($1,460)

    54FANPATS is the button.

    Precards:
    philamber posts the small blind $10, Dukes1212 posts the big blind $20.

    Preflop: Avi_Tristan is dealt :Kd: :Kh: (8 active)
    banannaclip folds, Avi_Tristan raises to $80, stolenchild calls $80, 2 folds, 54FANPATS calls $80, philamber calls $70, Dukes1212 folds.

    Flop: :Kc: ($340, 4 active)
    philamber bets $80, Avi_Tristan raises to $300, stolenchild folds, 54FANPATS calls $300, philamber raises to $1,420 (all-in), Avi_Tristan calls $1,080 (all-in), 54FANPATS calls $1,090 (all-in).

    Turn: ($4,530, 3 players)

    River: ($4,530, 3 players)

    Final Pot: $4,500
    Avi_Tristan, net: $3,020, Won at showdown, has K K (Three of a Kind, Kings)
    54FANPATS, net: -$1,470, Lost at showdown, has 4 4 (Three of a Kind, Fours)
    philamber, net: -$1,450, Lost at showdown, has 6 6 (Three of a Kind, Sixes)
    stolenchild, net: -$80, Folded Flop
    Dukes1212, net: -$20, Folded Preflop
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Fuckin Classic, i thought you had an actual bar...lol

    I need a beer, but NOT no watered down shit.
    I want a canadian beer.
    Labatt's Blue please.
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    Glad you could join us

    here you go, nice and cold

    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    I've got a hangover ...but as they say "if you fall of your horse, get back on it"

    One bourbon, one scotch and one beer please Mr Bartender
    Normski
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    I can't serve you all these, you may get too drunk and keep the bouncers busy

    But I'll server you some Scotch




    And pour myself some too


    Cause I need it. Tonight I went over to a friend's house and we played some live poker, $10 SNG style w/rebuys, winner takes all.

    I rebought about 4 times, I've been subject to the most outrageous beats.
    Live poker has to be rigged. Fuck it.
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Does my new favourite bar serve Espresso to0?

    I´ve ran w/ KK into AA 3 (three) times last night, all within 20 minutes. Yay yay riggedaments


    What about some music in here? I need something....inspiring like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7-qM...eature=related
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    yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Does my new favourite bar serve Espresso to0?

    I´ve ran w/ KK into AA 3 (three) times last night, all within 20 minutes. Yay yay riggedaments


    What about some music in here? I need something....inspiring like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7-qM...eature=related

    Its excellent!
    Usually you'll find relaxin' lounge music in here, at juuust the right volume in the background, like this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbhAhlhu3O0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_TOJ...eature=related


    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    PokerStars Game #15324507434: Tournament #77588456, $2.00+$0.20 Omaha Pot Limit - Match Round I, Level I (5/10) - 2008/02/16 - 12:38:44 (ET)
    Table '77588456 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: brianteeuw (1380 in chips)
    Seat 2: Avi_Tristan (1620 in chips)
    Avi_Tristan: posts small blind 5
    brianteeuw: posts big blind 10
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [Kc Kh Qh Ts]
    Avi_Tristan: raises 20 to 30
    brianteeuw: raises 20 to 50
    Avi_Tristan: calls 20
    *** FLOP *** [9c Ah Ad]
    brianteeuw: bets 40
    Avi_Tristan: calls 40
    *** TURN *** [9c Ah Ad] [Ac]
    brianteeuw: bets 180
    Avi_Tristan: folds
    brianteeuw collected 180 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***


    I won this match, btw



    Meanwhile, somewhere else on Pokerstars


    Sdouble said, "big fan"
    JoeHachem: checks
    Sdouble said, "gl 2 u m8"
    JoeHachem said, "ty"
    Dealer: Game #15325005462: BuklaH wins Hi pot ($2372) with a flush, Ace high
    Dealer: Game #15325005462: There is no low hand
    JoeHachem: iuunf believab;e
    BuklaH: BUKLAH SPECIALTY...
    inissint: nh Jokelah
    JoeHachem: how u get there always I HAVE NO IDEA
    Dealer: JoeHachem, it's your turn. You have 7 seconds to act
    Sdouble: i think after you win the world series
    Sdouble: you aren't allowed to complain
    Sdouble: EVER again
    Dealer: 0rientk has a straight, Ace to Five
    Dealer: 0rientk has 5,4,3,2,A for Lo
    Dealer: luvdabud has a flush, Jack high
    Dealer: luvdabud has 8,4,3,2,A for Lo
    Dealer: Game #15325028695: luvdabud wins Hi pot ($898.50) with a flush, Jack high
    Dealer: Game #15325028695: 0rientk wins Lo pot ($898.50) with 5,4,3,2,A
    inissint: yes, sadly Joey, there is a lifetime prohibition
    inissint: believe it or not
    Dealer: luvdabud has two pair, Aces and Sevens
    Dealer: Sdouble has two pair, Sevens and Fours
    Dealer: Sdouble has 7,4,3,2,A for Lo
    Dealer: Game #15325048633: luvdabud wins Hi pot ($636) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
    Dealer: Game #15325048633: Sdouble wins Lo pot ($636) with 7,4,3,2,A
    JoeHachem: buklah
    inissint: i mean you can complain privately
    inissint: obviously
    Dealer: JoeHachem, it's your turn. You have 7 seconds to act
    Dealer: inissint, it's your turn. You have 7 seconds to act
    Dealer: inissint has a flush, Ace high
    Dealer: Game #15325062571: inissint wins Hi pot ($1647) with a flush, Ace high
    Dealer: Game #15325062571: There is no low hand
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Soo, my blind defense during tourneys sucks.

    near bubble, 180:

    PokerStars (Tournament): $4 + $0.40, 8 players
    Sat Feb 16 19:45:43 VET 2008
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    letsee ($14,231)
    Avi_Tristan ($4,780)
    kimtran08 ($11,440)
    Leste ($22,932)
    konterbier ($29,209)
    SKYV1985 ($6,321)
    virtuerostov ($4,705)
    ddfintex ($8,667)

    ddfintex is the button.

    Precards:
    Everyone antes $25, letsee posts the small blind $200, Avi_Tristan posts the big blind $400.

    Preflop: Avi_Tristan is dealt (8 active)
    6 folds, letsee calls $200, Avi_Tristan checks.

    Flop: :Js: :Qd: ($1,000, 2 active)
    letsee checks, Avi_Tristan bets $800, letsee raises to $2,400, Avi_Tristan folds.

    Final Pot: $2,600
    Avi_Tristan, net: -$1,225, Folded Flop, has 4s 8c (Queen High)
    letsee, net: $1,375, Won uncontested Flop
    ddfintex, net: -$25, Folded Preflop
    virtuerostov, net: -$25, Folded Preflop
    SKYV1985, net: -$25, Folded Preflop
    konterbier, net: -$25, Folded Preflop
    Leste, net: -$25, Folded Preflop
    kimtran08, net: -$25, Folded Preflop


    Either push pf, or possibly bet smaller so I can 3bet allin
    WTF are you doin' Jack!?!?




    LOL omaha 3 outer


    PokerStars Game #15336704769: Tournament #77645791, $2.00+$0.20 Omaha Pot Limit - Match Round I, Level I (5/10) - 2008/02/16 - 21:51:07 (ET)
    Table '77645791 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: c.kingston.m (2040 in chips)
    Seat 2: Avi_Tristan (960 in chips)
    Avi_Tristan: posts small blind 5
    c.kingston.m: posts big blind 10
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [Jc 4h 5h 2c]
    Avi_Tristan: raises 20 to 30
    c.kingston.m: raises 20 to 50
    Avi_Tristan: calls 20
    *** FLOP *** [7h 6s 3s]
    c.kingston.m: bets 30
    Avi_Tristan: raises 70 to 100
    c.kingston.m: calls 70
    *** TURN *** [7h 6s 3s] [7c]
    c.kingston.m: bets 40
    Avi_Tristan: raises 110 to 150
    c.kingston.m: raises 600 to 750
    Avi_Tristan: raises 60 to 810 and is all-in
    c.kingston.m: calls 60
    *** RIVER *** [7h 6s 3s 7c] [8d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    c.kingston.m: shows [7s Ac 8h As] (a full house, Sevens full of Eights)
    Avi_Tristan: shows [Jc 4h 5h 2c] (a straight, Four to Eight)
    c.kingston.m collected 1920 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1920 | Rake 0
    Board [7h 6s 3s 7c 8d]
    Seat 1: c.kingston.m (big blind) showed [7s Ac 8h As] and won (1920) with a full house, Sevens full of Eights
    Seat 2: Avi_Tristan (button) (small blind) showed [Jc 4h 5h 2c] and lost with a straight, Four to Eight





    Let me hit up sime energy shake, kinda like xtr's




    Needed that. I discovered today, that me being a SNG donk, am no good in big MTTs. Sure, I FTd quite a few 180's, but these do not qualify as big MTTs. MTTs are very different from SNGs, and I didn't really know this.
    My SNG lineage, however, pays off once I hit the FT. That is why I've never placed worse than 3rd on any of the (admittedly few) FTs I've been to.


    Also, this weeks Poker After Dark is especially good, as in good. It has Gold, Ferguson, Chan, Jonston, Hellmuth and Seed.

    Huck Seed started particularly well, but then...


    LOL LONGPOSTAMENTS
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    dude yo, a bar!!! nice one!
    someone already asked about coffee.

    I recently created a new policy on drinking - when someone suggests a long island iced tea and my answer is "why not?" i will remember that this isn't rhetoric and that there are probably very good reasons why not...

    Right now i'm feeling like a nice pisco sour (egg white and all), maybe a vodka to chase, and debating between machiato (doppio) and simple espresso for my coffee sift.

    anyway, cool that you're back grinding. Hope the money gets returned too - we still haven't had the chance to smach each other's rolls.
    good luck! kick it yo...
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    Quote Originally Posted by daven
    dude yo, a bar!!! nice one!
    someone already asked about coffee.

    I recently created a new policy on drinking - when someone suggests a long island iced tea and my answer is "why not?" i will remember that this isn't rhetoric and that there are probably very good reasons why not...

    Right now i'm feeling like a nice pisco sour (egg white and all), maybe a vodka to chase, and debating between machiato (doppio) and simple espresso for my coffee sift.

    anyway, cool that you're back grinding. Hope the money gets returned too - we still haven't had the chance to smach each other's rolls.
    good luck! kick it yo...

    Here you go mate!



    We'll meet soon We'll play some HU
    You can do HORSE?
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    I live by Buffalo so i thought id bring some chicken wings and blue cheese to go with the beer.

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    Them chicken wings sure look tasty

    Hmmm, some more pravda vodka might be in order


    Lemme also change the current track in here
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvUayiIMNxw



    That's better.


    I feel like ballin'. I don't *have* the liquidity yet, but I just applied for a Swiss bank account. I applied for it in the motherfucking Zurich branch.

    In Euro.
    It truly is amazing what you can do via the internet these days.

    Now, my Neteller is already in Euro. I'll ship their maestro cards over, and I'll be able to withdraw on my local ATMs, for a modicum of a fee. I can even get a fucking MasterCard Gold if I want to (ATTENTION: FUCK CREDIT CARDS! GET DEBIT CARDS INSTEAD). I'll be a proper balla once I get the cash money to put in them accounts.

    So why am I this excited? Well, if you have Euro's around here you get the purchasing power equivalent to an H-bomb explosion. With electromagnetic pulse included.

    I also opened some poker accounts on several networks, properly equipped with RB. I have been lax in the past, and seen RB opportunities vanish quicker than candy in the hands of a fat kid. Like Purple Lounge and Chili Poker, I postponed making accounts at these sites, and I heard they withdrew their RB offers from the 'net. But now, I've literally made use of every RB opportunity on different networks I could get my hands on, without having to deposit. To this day I regret not having gotten RB at UB, but I'll not play cash there anyway, so I can't care less. And their bonus system sucks big time. But I love their software.




    60 more FPPs to go an I'll be at the magical $200 mark. Woohoo!
    But I actually haven't played yesterday or today. I'll log some hands in tomorrow by lunch break or so, and again in the afternoon.



    One can feel the feelin', right?
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Jack, your bar was right next to my operation so I had to just stop in and say hey. Since Im here Ill take a Grey Goose on the rocks with a lime twist.
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    Welcome, fellow vodka lover!

    Straight from the deepest depths of the freezer, but no lime though. Here you go!

    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    yo
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    That's what I'm talking about.

    True drinktards know that Vodka is the only drink you should have.

    You can get soooo drunk, yet no one will ever be able to find out by sniffing your breath.

    Here you go, connoisseur




    Update on the account: so, I they called me up. And then I mentioned the magic words, "Internet" and "Gambling". Needless, to say, they told me to take a hike. Fuck Credit Suisse.
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    so u aren´t based in the US, or did u sign up at chili pre UIGEA?
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    yo
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    Nope, I didn't sign up, that's the problem.
    And now, iPoker RB has gotten scarce. Also, Purple Lounge won't take RB signups anymore.

    I only used to play on UB, Party and PokerStars.


    Also, LOL, I found out about poker post-UGIEA so I wasn't there during the golden age
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    How about grabbing me another beer and then stopping for a min to talk about good sites to deposit at for rakeback + deposit bonuses? I'm about done clearing my pokerstars reload bonus, and looking into my options for moving elsewhere. Fulltilt seems an option with $600 deposit bonus and rakeback, but not sure how well it clears. Other than that, its all a bit overwhelming trying to sort out other options from each other. Mainly looking to play 25NL and up shorthanded and/or full ring, but will probably keep my hand in at STTs. Obviously being non-American I have some more options than you, but you've spent more time than I have looking at this stuff. Probably looking at depositing around $800-$1k.
    Just dipping my toes back in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    so u aren´t based in the US, or did u sign up at chili pre UIGEA?
    Nope, I'm on an island off the coast of Venezuela
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Quote Originally Posted by bjsaust
    How about grabbing me another beer and then stopping for a min to talk about good sites to deposit at for rakeback + deposit bonuses? I'm about done clearing my pokerstars reload bonus, and looking into my options for moving elsewhere. Fulltilt seems an option with $600 deposit bonus and rakeback, but not sure how well it clears. Other than that, its all a bit overwhelming trying to sort out other options from each other. Mainly looking to play 25NL and up shorthanded and/or full ring, but will probably keep my hand in at STTs. Obviously being non-American I have some more options than you, but you've spent more time than I have looking at this stuff. Probably looking at depositing around $800-$1k.

    Here you go Bennnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaay



    I''ll also send you an action-packed pm shortly
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    A cold beer and an action-packed pm to read. Does life get any better?
    Just dipping my toes back in.
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    Just spent the last few hours in the Beginners Circle reading all the great posts there till my brain finally shut down so I thought I would stop in for a shot of iced Grey Goose.
    I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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    Many Vodka Lovers in here. Nice!

    Here you go






    So today I found iGoogle. That's so awesome. A+/10 in my book.
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    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    I'm pouring me some red.




    Things are still proceeding smoothly.

    I also had the biggest comeback up until now:
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ir-t67683.html


    And sharkscope apparently doesn't track HORSE SNG's anymore, for whatever reason.
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Let me adjust the music up in here

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wpP_JF-OKQ

    There, that's better.

    Today I find out that Pearljammer on stars is only 25 years old. WTF? I picked up poker too late, damnit!

    Ah, back to grinding.
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    yo
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    Here you go buddy



    Icecold


    I'll be having me a Pravda Martini, shaken, not stirred









    Nice tarp, m8! Too bad I polished my luckbox today

    PokerStars Game #15529669684: Tournament #78608307, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2008/02/24 - 20:32:55 (ET)
    Table '78608307 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: bobbeldibob (1330 in chips)
    Seat 2: Avi_Tristan (1670 in chips)
    Avi_Tristan: posts small blind 10
    bobbeldibob: posts big blind 20
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [Jc Tc]
    Avi_Tristan: raises 60 to 80
    bobbeldibob: calls 60
    *** FLOP *** [4s 9s Th]
    bobbeldibob: checks
    Avi_Tristan: bets 100
    bobbeldibob: raises 200 to 300
    Avi_Tristan: raises 1290 to 1590 and is all-in
    bobbeldibob: calls 950 and is all-in
    *** TURN *** [4s 9s Th] [Jd]
    *** RIVER *** [4s 9s Th Jd] [Jh]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    bobbeldibob: shows [Ks Kd] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
    Avi_Tristan: shows [Jc Tc] (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
    Avi_Tristan collected 2660 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2660 | Rake 0
    Board [4s 9s Th Jd Jh]
    Seat 1: bobbeldibob (big blind) showed [Ks Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
    Seat 2: Avi_Tristan (button) (small blind) showed [Jc Tc] and won (2660) with a full house, Jacks full of Tens
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    LOL, I'm getting outplayed

    PokerStars Game #15530392879: Tournament #78611069, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2008/02/24 - 21:06:05 (ET)
    Table '78611069 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: FORMYBOBBY (1390 in chips)
    Seat 2: Avi_Tristan (1610 in chips)
    Avi_Tristan: posts small blind 15
    FORMYBOBBY: posts big blind 30
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [Th Tc]
    FORMYBOBBY said, "nice"
    Avi_Tristan: raises 60 to 90
    FORMYBOBBY: calls 60
    *** FLOP *** [3c 5c 4c]
    FORMYBOBBY: checks
    Avi_Tristan: bets 150
    FORMYBOBBY: calls 150
    *** TURN *** [3c 5c 4c] [9s]
    FORMYBOBBY: checks
    Avi_Tristan: bets 420
    FORMYBOBBY: calls 420
    *** RIVER *** [3c 5c 4c 9s] [6c]
    FORMYBOBBY: bets 730 and is all-in
    FORMYBOBBY said, "gg gl"
    FORMYBOBBY said, "i gt it"
    Avi_Tristan said, "lol"
    FORMYBOBBY said, "i do"
    Avi_Tristan said, "7c beats me"
    FORMYBOBBY said, "?"
    Avi_Tristan said, "2c beats me"
    FORMYBOBBY said, "?"
    Avi_Tristan said, "jc, qc,kc and ac all beat me"
    FORMYBOBBY said, "ok"
    Avi_Tristan said, "i got tc"
    FORMYBOBBY said, "tc?"
    Avi_Tristan: folds
    FORMYBOBBY collected 1320 from pot
    FORMYBOBBY: shows [Ad 8c] (a flush, Eight high)
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1320 | Rake 0
    Board [3c 5c 4c 9s 6c]
    Seat 1: FORMYBOBBY (big blind) collected (1320)
    Seat 2: Avi_Tristan (button) (small blind) folded on the River
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    I'm gonna start focusing a lot on BvB play. This is currently my biggest leak.

    There are more, but this one I consider my biggest one.

    Also, beginning today, i'll try to play at least 5 FR sng's daily, 6 days a week. This done to maintain rythm. Lets see how that goes
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Hey Jack, any more pictures of that girl in your avatar...shes smokin hot!
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    Of course



    Eyecandy FTW














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    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    The minraise seems to be the most decisive tell in small stakes NL and PL poker.
    I have yet to see one opportunity in which the villain minraised me at any point postflop and showed a hand that I was actually beating. 1 time.



    additional changes to my work ethic: I will only analyze my play once a week, preferably on a tuesday or wednesday.
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    six card straight flush

    PokerStars Game #15540092556: Tournament #78661573, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2008/02/25 - 10:06:19 (ET)
    Table '78661573 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: andyg11707 (320 in chips)
    Seat 2: Avi_Tristan (2680 in chips)
    Avi_Tristan: posts small blind 10
    andyg11707: posts big blind 20
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [Td 6d]
    Avi_Tristan: calls 10
    andyg11707: checks
    *** FLOP *** [8d 9d Jd]
    andyg11707: bets 300 and is all-in
    Avi_Tristan: calls 300
    Avi_Tristan said, "gg"
    *** TURN *** [8d 9d Jd] [7d]
    *** RIVER *** [8d 9d Jd 7d] [Qc]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    andyg11707: shows [Tc Qh] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
    Avi_Tristan: shows [Td 6d] (a straight flush, Seven to Jack)
    Avi_Tristan collected 640 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 640 | Rake 0
    Board [8d 9d Jd 7d Qc]
    Seat 1: andyg11707 (big blind) showed [Tc Qh] and lost with a straight, Eight to Queen
    Seat 2: Avi_Tristan (button) (small blind) showed [Td 6d] and won (640) with a straight flush, Seven to Jack
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Time to get drunk




    I feel for you Yankees. Today I find out that my country is on the "Banned countries List" at all of the Boss Network rooms and iPoker. WTF? Why would you go through the trouble of banning a fucking island? What kind of morons are these?
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    PokerStars Game #15583350841: Tournament #78876663, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2008/02/27 - 02:28:18 (ET)
    Table '78876663 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 3: kakakyky (4945 in chips)
    Seat 6: Bubbles66666 (4215 in chips)
    Seat 7: Avi_Tristan (4340 in chips)
    kakakyky: posts small blind 75
    Bubbles66666: posts big blind 150
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [Js Ah]
    Avi_Tristan: raises 300 to 450
    kakakyky: raises 550 to 1000
    Bubbles66666: folds
    Avi_Tristan: calls 550
    *** FLOP *** [7c 7h 5s]
    kakakyky: bets 1200
    Avi_Tristan: raises 2140 to 3340 and is all-in
    kakakyky: calls 2140
    *** TURN *** [7c 7h 5s] [8c]
    *** RIVER *** [7c 7h 5s 8c] [8s]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    kakakyky: shows [Qs Kc] (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
    Avi_Tristan: shows [Js Ah] (two pair, Eights and Sevens - Ace kicker)
    Avi_Tristan collected 8830 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 8830 | Rake 0
    Board [7c 7h 5s 8c 8s]
    Seat 3: kakakyky (small blind) showed [Qs Kc] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sevens
    Seat 6: Bubbles66666 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 7: Avi_Tristan (button) showed [Js Ah] and won (8830) with two pair, Eights and Sevens
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Preview of my next avatar candidate + Random babe to spice my thread up

    I think she has a very sexy look







    I'll be having me a Grey Goose







    It truly is amazing how short a day is. This is specially apparent when you do lots of thins. I want to start a petition to increase days to 48 hours instead of 24. Maybe I'd have some luck doing that ?
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    been gettin k/r'ed a lot, float/tbet a lot

    PokerStars Game #15624354392: Tournament #79076352, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/02/28 - 22:54:57 (ET)
    Table '79076352 14' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 1: BabeeCV (3515 in chips)
    Seat 2: Al11 (2880 in chips)
    Seat 3: TyrellSacket (3505 in chips)
    Seat 5: Avi_Tristan (4130 in chips)
    Seat 6: crumbbum (1520 in chips)
    Seat 7: PSISFNBS (5885 in chips)
    Seat 8: lsweee (955 in chips)
    Seat 9: Archie_Wins (1670 in chips)
    BabeeCV: posts small blind 50
    Al11: posts big blind 100
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [Qs Ad]
    TyrellSacket: folds
    Avi_Tristan: raises 200 to 300
    crumbbum: folds
    PSISFNBS: folds
    lsweee: folds
    Archie_Wins: folds
    BabeeCV: calls 250
    Al11: calls 200
    *** FLOP *** [Ts 3s 8h]
    BabeeCV: checks
    Al11: checks
    Avi_Tristan: checks
    *** TURN *** [Ts 3s 8h] [4s]
    BabeeCV: checks
    Al11: checks
    Avi_Tristan: checks
    *** RIVER *** [Ts 3s 8h 4s] [4h]
    BabeeCV: bets 700
    Al11: folds
    Avi_Tristan: calls 700


    have to extract max value from a-high
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    nice one, puts the bar in a good mood


    Haven't been playing a lot lately, midterms ftl!
    Before that, I tilted off several buyins playing obviously way above my roll. Do not try this at home


    No biggie though.



    Here is some classic JackSawyer I found randomly on my files to be deleted
    Consecutive hands



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    Hand #43546225-116 at SnG-0015q (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
    Started at 17/Jun/07 02:14:13

    JackSawyer is at seat 0 with 2025.
    pokerdog77 is at seat 4 with 5720.
    hmic40 is at seat 5 with 2630.
    Mojoz is at seat 6 with 3305.
    TiltedTaxi is at seat 9 with 1320.
    The button is at seat 6.

    TiltedTaxi posts the small blind of 100.
    JackSawyer posts the big blind of 200.

    JackSawyer: 5h As
    pokerdog77: -- --
    hmic40: -- --
    Mojoz: -- --
    TiltedTaxi: -- --

    Pre-flop:

    pokerdog77 folds. hmic40 folds. Mojoz folds.
    TiltedTaxi raises to 400. JackSawyer goes all-in for
    2025. TiltedTaxi folds, showing Ad 8c. JackSawyer
    is returned 1625 (uncalled).



    Hand #43546225-116 Summary:

    No rake is taken for this hand.
    JackSawyer wins 800.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------
    ----------------------------------------------------------------

    Hand #43546225-117 at SnG-0015q (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
    Started at 17/Jun/07 02:14:44

    JackSawyer is at seat 0 with 2425.
    pokerdog77 is at seat 4 with 5720.
    hmic40 is at seat 5 with 2630.
    Mojoz is at seat 6 with 3305.
    TiltedTaxi is at seat 9 with 920.
    The button is at seat 9.

    JackSawyer posts the small blind of 100.
    pokerdog77 posts the big blind of 200.

    JackSawyer: Jh Qh
    pokerdog77: -- --
    hmic40: -- --
    Mojoz: -- --
    TiltedTaxi: -- --

    Pre-flop:

    hmic40 folds. Mojoz folds. TiltedTaxi raises to
    400. JackSawyer calls. pokerdog77 calls.

    Flop (board: 6h Qd 3d):

    JackSawyer bets 1200. pokerdog77 folds. TiltedTaxi
    folds. JackSawyer is returned 1200 (uncalled).



    Hand #43546225-117 Summary:

    No rake is taken for this hand.
    JackSawyer wins 1200.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------

    ----------------------------------------------------------------

    Hand #43546225-118 at SnG-0015q (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
    Started at 17/Jun/07 02:15:08

    JackSawyer is at seat 0 with 3225.
    pokerdog77 is at seat 4 with 5320.
    hmic40 is at seat 5 with 2630.
    Mojoz is at seat 6 with 3305.
    TiltedTaxi is at seat 9 with 520.
    The button is at seat 0.

    pokerdog77 posts the small blind of 100.
    hmic40 posts the big blind of 200.

    JackSawyer: 9d Qd
    pokerdog77: -- --
    hmic40: -- --
    Mojoz: -- --
    TiltedTaxi: -- --

    Pre-flop:

    Mojoz raises to 700. TiltedTaxi folds. JackSawyer
    calls. pokerdog77 folds. hmic40 folds.

    Flop (board: Ks 4s 2d):

    Mojoz checks. JackSawyer bets 1200. Mojoz folds.
    JackSawyer is returned 1200 (uncalled).



    Hand #43546225-118 Summary:

    No rake is taken for this hand.
    JackSawyer wins 1700.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------
    ----------------------------------------------------------------

    Hand #43546225-119 at SnG-0015q (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
    Started at 17/Jun/07 02:15:28

    JackSawyer is at seat 0 with 4225.
    pokerdog77 is at seat 4 with 5220.
    hmic40 is at seat 5 with 2430.
    Mojoz is at seat 6 with 2605.
    TiltedTaxi is at seat 9 with 520.
    The button is at seat 4.

    hmic40 posts the small blind of 100.
    Mojoz posts the big blind of 200.

    JackSawyer: Ah As
    pokerdog77: -- --
    hmic40: -- --
    Mojoz: -- --
    TiltedTaxi: -- --

    Pre-flop:

    TiltedTaxi goes all-in for 520. JackSawyer calls.
    pokerdog77 folds. hmic40 folds. Mojoz goes all-in
    for 2605. JackSawyer calls.

    Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

    JackSawyer shows Ah As.
    Mojoz shows Ks Kc.
    TiltedTaxi shows Jc Kh.


    Flop (board: Qd 9d 9s):

    (no action in this round)


    Turn (board: Qd 9d 9s 2h):

    (no action in this round)


    River (board: Qd 9d 9s 2h Jh):

    (no action in this round)




    Showdown:

    JackSawyer has Ah As Qd 9d 9s: two pair, aces and nines.
    Mojoz has Ks Kc Qd 9d 9s: two pair, kings and nines.
    TiltedTaxi has Jc Kh 9d 9s Jh: two pair, jacks and nines.


    Hand #43546225-119 Summary:

    No rake is taken for this hand.
    JackSawyer wins the main pot 1660 with two pair, aces and nines.
    JackSawyer wins the side pot 4170 with two pair, aces and nines.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------
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    PokerStars Game #15808618965: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/03/07 - 15:15:58 (ET)
    Table 'Biela II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: mga2802 ($3.15 in chips)
    Seat 3: PinkCorn ($3.37 in chips)
    Seat 4: derbie2930 ($1.66 in chips)
    Seat 5: johnnydel08 ($0.65 in chips)
    Seat 6: Avi_Tristan ($9.80 in chips)
    PinkCorn: posts small blind $0.01
    derbie2930: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [Jh Ah Kc 5h]
    johnnydel08: folds
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.05 to $0.07
    mga2802: raises $0.17 to $0.24
    PinkCorn: calls $0.23
    derbie2930: folds
    Avi_Tristan: calls $0.17
    *** FLOP *** [Kh Qh 2h]
    PinkCorn: checks
    Avi_Tristan: bets $0.42
    mga2802: folds
    PinkCorn: folds
    Avi_Tristan collected $0.74 from pot
    Avi_Tristan: doesn't show hand
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $0.74 | Rake $0
    Board [Kh Qh 2h]
    Seat 1: mga2802 (button) folded on the Flop
    Seat 3: PinkCorn (small blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 4: derbie2930 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: johnnydel08 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: Avi_Tristan collected ($0.74)


    Next hand

    PokerStars Game #15808638027: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/03/07 - 15:16:48 (ET)
    Table 'Biela II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: mga2802 ($2.91 in chips)
    Seat 3: PinkCorn ($3.13 in chips)
    Seat 4: derbie2930 ($1.64 in chips)
    Seat 5: johnnydel08 ($0.65 in chips)
    Seat 6: Avi_Tristan ($10.30 in chips)
    derbie2930: posts small blind $0.01
    johnnydel08: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [Qd 8h 4c Ac]
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.04 to $0.06
    mga2802: calls $0.06
    PinkCorn: calls $0.06
    derbie2930: calls $0.05
    johnnydel08: calls $0.04
    *** FLOP *** [4s 4d Ah]
    derbie2930: checks
    johnnydel08: checks
    Avi_Tristan: bets $0.24
    mga2802: raises $0.24 to $0.48
    PinkCorn: folds
    derbie2930: folds
    johnnydel08: calls $0.48
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.96 to $1.44
    mga2802: calls $0.96
    johnnydel08: calls $0.11 and is all-in
    *** TURN *** [4s 4d Ah] [Jc]
    Avi_Tristan: bets $1.88
    mga2802: calls $1.41 and is all-in
    *** RIVER *** [4s 4d Ah Jc] [Qs]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Avi_Tristan: shows [Qd 8h 4c Ac] (HI: a full house, Fours full of Aces)
    mga2802: mucks hand
    Avi_Tristan collected $4.32 from side pot
    johnnydel08: mucks hand
    Avi_Tristan collected $1.97 from main pot
    No low hand qualified
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $6.59 Main pot $1.97. Side pot $4.32. | Rake $0.30
    Board [4s 4d Ah Jc Qs]
    Seat 1: mga2802 mucked [2h 9d 3h Jh]
    Seat 3: PinkCorn (button) folded on the Flop
    Seat 4: derbie2930 (small blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 5: johnnydel08 (big blind) mucked [3d 5s 5d Ad]
    Seat 6: Avi_Tristan showed [Qd 8h 4c Ac] and won ($6.29) with HI: a full house, Fours full of Aces



    I run like the Tazmanian Devil, so I assume they must have it

    PokerStars Game #15808745722: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/03/07 - 15:21:32 (ET)
    Table 'Drymas II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: Tiana00 ($4.85 in chips)
    Seat 2: celtics1997 ($1.92 in chips)
    Seat 3: Avi_Tristan ($3.22 in chips)
    Seat 4: ElkFalls ($3.72 in chips)
    Seat 5: yayo48 ($7.76 in chips)
    Seat 6: mollystar88 ($2.65 in chips)
    celtics1997: posts small blind $0.01
    Avi_Tristan: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [Td Kd 7c 5s]
    ElkFalls: folds
    yayo48: calls $0.02
    mollystar88: calls $0.02
    Tiana00: calls $0.02
    celtics1997: calls $0.01
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.08 to $0.10
    yayo48: calls $0.08
    mollystar88: calls $0.08
    Tiana00: calls $0.08
    celtics1997: calls $0.08
    *** FLOP *** [9c 7h 6h]
    celtics1997: checks
    Avi_Tristan: bets $0.30
    yayo48: calls $0.30
    mollystar88: calls $0.30
    Tiana00: calls $0.30
    celtics1997: folds
    *** TURN *** [9c 7h 6h] [8d]
    Avi_Tristan: bets $0.78
    yayo48: folds
    mollystar88: calls $0.78
    Tiana00: calls $0.78
    *** RIVER *** [9c 7h 6h 8d] [2h]
    Avi_Tristan: checks
    mollystar88: bets $0.02
    Tiana00: raises $3.65 to $3.67 and is all-in
    Avi_Tristan: folds
    Avi_Tristan is sitting out
    mollystar88: calls $1.45 and is all-in
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Tiana00: shows [2s 4s 3c Jd] (HI: a pair of Deuces; LO: 7,6,4,3,2)
    mollystar88: shows [2d 4d 5d 6c] (HI: a straight, Five to Nine; LO: 7,6,5,4,2)
    mollystar88 collected $3.34 from pot
    Tiana00 collected $3.34 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $6.98 | Rake $0.30
    Board [9c 7h 6h 8d 2h]
    Seat 1: Tiana00 (button) showed [2s 4s 3c Jd] and won ($3.34) with HI: a pair of Deuces; LO: 7,6,4,3,2
    Seat 2: celtics1997 (small blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 3: Avi_Tristan (big blind) folded on the River
    Seat 4: ElkFalls folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: yayo48 folded on the Turn
    Seat 6: mollystar88 showed [2d 4d 5d 6c] and won ($3.34) with HI: a straight, Five to Nine; LO: 7,6,5,4,2


    PokerStars Game #15808575367: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/03/07 - 15:14:04 (ET)
    Table 'Drymas II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: Tiana00 ($4.97 in chips)
    Seat 2: celtics1997 ($1.78 in chips)
    Seat 3: Avi_Tristan ($3.39 in chips)
    Seat 4: ElkFalls ($3.61 in chips)
    Seat 5: yayo48 ($5.15 in chips)
    mollystar88 will be allowed to play after the button
    Tiana00: posts small blind $0.01
    celtics1997: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [8s Kh 3h 3d]
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.04 to $0.06
    ElkFalls: calls $0.06
    yayo48: calls $0.06
    Tiana00: folds
    celtics1997: calls $0.04
    *** FLOP *** [6s 3s 9h]
    celtics1997: bets $0.02
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.16 to $0.18
    ElkFalls: calls $0.18
    yayo48: folds
    celtics1997: calls $0.16
    *** TURN *** [6s 3s 9h] [8h]
    celtics1997: bets $0.06
    Avi_Tristan: calls $0.06
    ElkFalls: raises $0.24 to $0.30
    celtics1997: calls $0.24
    Avi_Tristan: calls $0.24
    *** RIVER *** [6s 3s 9h 8h] [9c]
    celtics1997: bets $1.24 and is all-in
    Avi_Tristan: folds
    ElkFalls: calls $1.24
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    celtics1997: shows [4h 7c 5h Td] (HI: a straight, Six to Ten; LO: 8,6,5,4,3)
    ElkFalls: shows [4s Ks 2c Ac] (HI: a pair of Nines; LO: 8,6,3,2,A)
    celtics1997 collected $1.99 from pot
    ElkFalls collected $1.98 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $4.17 | Rake $0.20
    Board [6s 3s 9h 8h 9c]
    Seat 1: Tiana00 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: celtics1997 (big blind) showed [4h 7c 5h Td] and won ($1.99) with HI: a straight, Six to Ten; LO: 8,6,5,4,3
    Seat 3: Avi_Tristan folded on the River
    Seat 4: ElkFalls showed [4s Ks 2c Ac] and won ($1.98) with HI: a pair of Nines; LO: 8,6,3,2,A
    Seat 5: yayo48 (button) folded on the Flop


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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    lol i cant read a h/l hands for $5.

    lets have an absolute on ice instead
    Here you go, a special mix

    With Angostura and served in an ice cup

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    PokerStars Game #15837213272: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/03/08 - 17:16:06 (ET)
    Table 'Vindobona V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: Lanut$ ($9.65 in chips)
    Seat 2: tinytune ($2.90 in chips)
    Seat 3: Poenice ($5.24 in chips)
    Seat 4: CharlesThe2n ($5.90 in chips)
    Seat 5: lurraca ($3.48 in chips)
    Seat 6: Avi_Tristan ($8.28 in chips)
    Avi_Tristan: posts small blind $0.01
    Lanut$: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [5d 9d As Js]
    tinytune: folds
    Poenice: calls $0.02
    CharlesThe2n: folds
    lurraca: calls $0.02
    tinytune leaves the table
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.08 to $0.10
    Lanut$: calls $0.08
    Poenice: calls $0.08
    lurraca: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Td 2h 5s]
    sgtvickilynn joins the table at seat #2
    Avi_Tristan: bets $0.26
    Lanut$: calls $0.26
    Poenice: folds
    *** TURN *** [Td 2h 5s] [Ah]
    Avi_Tristan: bets $0.58
    Lanut$: folds
    Avi_Tristan collected $0.84 from pot
    Avi_Tristan: doesn't show hand
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $0.84 | Rake $0
    Board [Td 2h 5s Ah]
    Seat 1: Lanut$ (big blind) folded on the Turn
    Seat 2: tinytune folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Poenice folded on the Flop
    Seat 4: CharlesThe2n folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: lurraca (button) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: Avi_Tristan (small blind) collected ($0.84)



    Sorry, I actually have it this time

    PokerStars Game #15837307959: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/03/08 - 17:20:09 (ET)
    Table 'Vindobona V' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: Lanut$ ($9.15 in chips)
    Seat 2: sgtvickilynn ($1.15 in chips)
    Seat 3: Poenice ($6.02 in chips)
    Seat 4: CharlesThe2n ($5.88 in chips)
    Seat 5: PJude ($3 in chips)
    Seat 6: Avi_Tristan ($7.76 in chips)
    Poenice: posts small blind $0.01
    CharlesThe2n: posts big blind $0.02
    PJude: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [7h Qd 6h Kh]
    PJude: checks
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.07 to $0.09
    Lanut$: calls $0.09
    sgtvickilynn: calls $0.09
    Poenice: folds
    CharlesThe2n: calls $0.07
    PJude: calls $0.07
    *** FLOP *** [Ts 9h Jc]
    CharlesThe2n: checks
    PJude: checks
    Avi_Tristan: bets $0.46
    Lanut$: raises $1.38 to $1.84
    sgtvickilynn: calls $1.06 and is all-in
    CharlesThe2n: folds
    PJude: folds
    Avi_Tristan: raises $5.20 to $7.04
    Lanut$: raises $2.02 to $9.06 and is all-in
    Avi_Tristan: calls $0.63 and is all-in
    *** TURN *** [Ts 9h Jc] [5d]
    *** RIVER *** [Ts 9h Jc 5d] [Th]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Avi_Tristan: shows [7h Qd 6h Kh] (HI: a straight, Nine to King)
    Lanut$: shows [Qs 2c 8s Qh] (HI: a straight, Eight to Queen)
    Avi_Tristan collected $12.57 from side pot
    sgtvickilynn: mucks hand
    Avi_Tristan collected $3.49 from main pot
    No low hand qualified
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $16.86 Main pot $3.49. Side pot $12.57. | Rake $0.80
    Board [Ts 9h Jc 5d Th]
    Seat 1: Lanut$ showed [Qs 2c 8s Qh] and lost with HI: a straight, Eight to Queen
    Seat 2: sgtvickilynn (button) mucked [7s Tc 8d 6s]
    Seat 3: Poenice (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: CharlesThe2n (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 5: PJude folded on the Flop
    Seat 6: Avi_Tristan showed [7h Qd 6h Kh] and won ($16.06) with HI: a straight, Nine to King



    Problem hands: dealing with he nuts
    I run close to 50/50 (i think?)

    PokerStars Game #15838596105: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/03/08 - 18:16:04 (ET)
    Table 'Vera III' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: fletcher4569 ($1.70 in chips)
    Seat 2: K2OS ($2.89 in chips)
    Seat 3: Avi_Tristan ($11.37 in chips)
    Seat 4: sisetto ($5.54 in chips)
    Seat 5: florida_bob ($5.60 in chips)
    Seat 6: PAULSEPG ($0.95 in chips)
    fletcher4569: posts small blind $0.01
    K2OS: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [9h 8s Ah Ad]
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.05 to $0.07
    sisetto: raises $0.05 to $0.12
    florida_bob: calls $0.12
    PAULSEPG: folds
    fletcher4569: folds
    K2OS: calls $0.10
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.49 to $0.61
    sisetto: calls $0.49
    florida_bob: folds
    florida_bob is sitting out
    K2OS: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Jd As Jh]
    florida_bob leaves the table
    Avi_Tristan: bets $1.42
    sisetto: folds
    Avi_Tristan collected $1.42 from pot
    Avi_Tristan: doesn't show hand
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $1.47 | Rake $0.05
    Board [Jd As Jh]
    Seat 1: fletcher4569 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: K2OS (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 3: Avi_Tristan collected ($1.42)
    Seat 4: sisetto folded on the Flop
    Seat 5: florida_bob folded before Flop
    Seat 6: PAULSEPG (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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    And tomorrow I'm going to try to do a 20hr grind, lets see how that goes, in 1hr intervals with 10min breaks in between. That is if all goes according to plan, and it usually does not.
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    I just woke up, I'll probably start at around 5PM. Lets see.
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    PokerStars Game #15989303706: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/03/15 - 03:59:16 (ET)
    Table 'Hadar' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: MrAaarggh ($7.13 in chips)
    Seat 5: Avi_Tristan ($8.84 in chips)
    Avi_Tristan: posts small blind $0.01
    MrAaarggh: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [Kc Tc Qd Qh]
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.04 to $0.06
    MrAaarggh: calls $0.04
    *** FLOP *** [Jc Ac 6c]
    MrAaarggh: checks
    Avi_Tristan: checks
    *** TURN *** [Jc Ac 6c] [7s]
    MrAaarggh: bets $0.08
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.28 to $0.36
    MrAaarggh: raises $0.70 to $1.06
    Avi_Tristan: raises $2.24 to $3.30
    MrAaarggh: calls $2.24
    *** RIVER *** [Jc Ac 6c 7s] [Td]
    MrAaarggh: checks
    Avi_Tristan: bets $5.48 and is all-in
    MrAaarggh: calls $3.77 and is all-in
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Avi_Tristan: shows [Kc Tc Qd Qh] (HI: a flush, Ace high)
    MrAaarggh: shows [7c 9c 3s Kh] (HI: a flush, Ace high - lower cards)
    Avi_Tristan collected $13.61 from pot
    No low hand qualified
    MrAaarggh said, "nh"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $14.26 | Rake $0.65
    Board [Jc Ac 6c 7s Td]
    Seat 1: MrAaarggh (big blind) showed [7c 9c 3s Kh] and lost with HI: a flush, Ace high
    Seat 5: Avi_Tristan (button) (small blind) showed [Kc Tc Qd Qh] and won ($13.61) with HI: a flush, Ace high
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Getting Hand History Information...
    ----------------------------------------------------------------

    Hand #51340677-1436 at Penetang (Pot Limit Omaha 8/b)
    Started at 17/Mar/08 14:24:42

    JackSawyer is at seat 3 with $3.93.
    alt888 is at seat 9 with $.82.
    The button is at seat 9.

    alt888 posts the small blind of $.01.
    JackSawyer posts the big blind of $.02.

    JackSawyer: 7h Qc 8c 4s
    alt888: -- -- -- --

    Pre-flop:

    alt888 calls. JackSawyer checks.

    Flop (board: Qh 7s Qs):

    JackSawyer bets $.04. alt888 raises to $.16.
    JackSawyer re-raises to $.52. alt888 goes all-in for
    $.80. JackSawyer calls.

    Turn (board: Qh 7s Qs Jh):

    (no action in this round)


    River (board: Qh 7s Qs Jh Th):

    (no action in this round)




    Showdown:

    alt888 shows Js 5s 5h 9s.
    alt888 has Js 9s Qh Qs Jh: two pair, queens and jacks (high).
    alt888 has no qualifying low hand.
    JackSawyer shows 7h Qc 8c 4s.
    JackSawyer has 7h Qc Qh 7s Qs: full house, queens full of sevens (high).
    JackSawyer has no qualifying low hand.


    Hand #51340677-1436 Summary:

    $.16 is raked from a pot of $1.64.
    JackSawyer wins $1.48 with full house, queens full of sevens.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------



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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Today was 2-outer day


    cannot have a big pot without being 2-outered


    poker can be so fucking cruel, and will start fucking with your mind


    or am i too meek?


    PokerStars Game #16084220178: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/03/19 - 00:43:02 (ET)
    Table 'Eucharis II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: O. Peterson ($5.22 in chips)
    Seat 2: Avi_Tristan ($8.04 in chips)
    Seat 4: sbebenelli ($1.95 in chips)
    Seat 5: INKER55 ($5.53 in chips)
    Seat 6: kempoman#1 ($5.40 in chips)
    kempoman#1: posts small blind $0.02
    O. Peterson: posts big blind $0.05
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [9d 5h As Kd]
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.12 to $0.17
    sbebenelli: calls $0.17
    INKER55: folds
    kempoman#1: calls $0.15
    O. Peterson: folds
    *** FLOP *** [6c Ad 4h]
    kempoman#1: bets $0.10
    Avi_Tristan: calls $0.10
    sbebenelli: calls $0.10
    *** TURN *** [6c Ad 4h] [Ks]
    kempoman#1: bets $0.20
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.40 to $0.60
    sbebenelli: calls $0.60
    kempoman#1: raises $0.40 to $1
    Avi_Tristan: calls $0.40
    sbebenelli: calls $0.40
    *** RIVER *** [6c Ad 4h Ks] [6s]
    kempoman#1: bets $3.71
    Avi_Tristan: folds
    sbebenelli: calls $0.68 and is all-in
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    kempoman#1: shows [2s 3s 2h Ah] (HI: two pair, Aces and Sixes; LO: 6,4,3,2,A)
    sbebenelli: shows [5d Ac 6d 8c] (HI: a full house, Sixes full of Aces; LO: 8,6,5,4,A)
    sbebenelli collected $2.49 from pot
    kempoman#1 collected $2.48 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $5.22 | Rake $0.25
    Board [6c Ad 4h Ks 6s]
    Seat 1: O. Peterson (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: Avi_Tristan folded on the River
    Seat 4: sbebenelli showed [5d Ac 6d 8c] and won ($2.49) with HI: a full house, Sixes full of Aces; LO: 8,6,5,4,A
    Seat 5: INKER55 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: kempoman#1 (small blind) showed [2s 3s 2h Ah] and won ($2.48) with HI: two pair, Aces and Sixes; LO: 6,4,3,2,A




    dude's been threebetting my late street bets ever since he sat down. not this time, junior

    PokerStars Game #16084412795: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/03/19 - 00:55:47 (ET)
    Table 'Eucharis II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: O. Peterson ($5.75 in chips)
    Seat 2: Avi_Tristan ($10.78 in chips)
    Seat 3: Little Buck ($9.66 in chips)
    Seat 4: Karate07 ($3.08 in chips)
    Seat 5: INKER55 ($4.54 in chips)
    Seat 6: kempoman#1 ($3.03 in chips)
    Avi_Tristan: posts small blind $0.02
    Little Buck: posts big blind $0.05
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [Jd As 6h Qs]
    Karate07: calls $0.05
    INKER55: folds
    kempoman#1: calls $0.05
    O. Peterson: calls $0.05
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.15 to $0.20
    Little Buck: folds
    Karate07: folds
    kempoman#1: folds
    O. Peterson: calls $0.15
    *** FLOP *** [Jc Ah 5s]
    Avi_Tristan: bets $0.30
    O. Peterson: raises $1.15 to $1.45
    Avi_Tristan: raises $3.45 to $4.90
    O. Peterson: raises $0.65 to $5.55 and is all-in
    Avi_Tristan: calls $0.65
    *** TURN *** [Jc Ah 5s] [3h]
    *** RIVER *** [Jc Ah 5s 3h] [Kc]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Avi_Tristan: shows [Jd As 6h Qs] (HI: two pair, Aces and Jacks)
    O. Peterson: mucks hand
    Avi_Tristan collected $11.10 from pot
    No low hand qualified
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $11.65 | Rake $0.55
    Board [Jc Ah 5s 3h Kc]
    Seat 1: O. Peterson (button) mucked [2h Ac 5h Th]
    Seat 2: Avi_Tristan (small blind) showed [Jd As 6h Qs] and won ($11.10) with HI: two pair, Aces and Jacks
    Seat 3: Little Buck (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: Karate07 folded before Flop
    Seat 5: INKER55 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: kempoman#1 folded before Flop




    HAND OF THE DAY

    PokerStars Game #16084670968: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/03/19 - 01:14:02 (ET)
    Table 'Eucharis II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: XxWeedigo420 ($1.88 in chips)
    Seat 2: Avi_Tristan ($15.52 in chips)
    Seat 3: XSANDMAN_22 ($2.28 in chips)
    Seat 4: Karate07 ($0.40 in chips)
    Seat 5: INKER55 ($0.58 in chips)
    Seat 6: kempoman#1 ($8.80 in chips)
    kempoman#1: posts small blind $0.02
    XxWeedigo420: posts big blind $0.05
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [Qh Jd Jh 8d]
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.12 to $0.17
    XSANDMAN_22: calls $0.17
    Karate07: raises $0.23 to $0.40 and is all-in
    INKER55: raises $0.18 to $0.58 and is all-in
    kempoman#1: folds
    XxWeedigo420: calls $0.53
    Avi_Tristan: calls $0.41
    XSANDMAN_22 said, "hey phone me"
    XSANDMAN_22: calls $0.41
    *** FLOP *** [6d Ts 5h]
    XxWeedigo420: checks
    Avi_Tristan: checks
    XSANDMAN_22: bets $1.70 and is all-in
    XxWeedigo420: calls $1.30 and is all-in
    Avi_Tristan: calls $1.70
    *** TURN *** [6d Ts 5h] [9d]
    *** RIVER *** [6d Ts 5h 9d] [Kc]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Avi_Tristan: shows [Qh Jd Jh 8d] (HI: a straight, Nine to King)
    XSANDMAN_22: mucks hand
    Avi_Tristan collected $0.75 from side pot-3
    Avi_Tristan said, "1 time damned"
    XxWeedigo420: mucks hand
    Avi_Tristan collected $3.70 from side pot-2
    INKER55: mucks hand
    Avi_Tristan collected $0.72 from side pot-1
    Karate07: mucks hand
    Karate07 leaves the table
    INKER55 leaves the table
    Avi_Tristan collected $1.92 from main pot
    No low hand qualified
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $7.44 Main pot $1.92. Side pot-1 $0.72. Side pot-2 $3.70. Side pot-3 $0.75. | Rake $0.35
    Board [6d Ts 5h 9d Kc]
    Seat 1: XxWeedigo420 (big blind) mucked [Ks 3d As 8c]
    Seat 2: Avi_Tristan showed [Qh Jd Jh 8d] and won ($7.09) with HI: a straight, Nine to King
    Seat 3: XSANDMAN_22 mucked [2c 4c 5d 2d]
    Seat 4: Karate07 mucked [7s 3c 5c Jc]
    Seat 5: INKER55 (button) mucked [Ah 3h 2s 3s]
    Seat 6: kempoman#1 (small blind) folded before Flop
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Quote Originally Posted by daven
    play no limit again so i can understand your hands!
    and so you can re-join the grind race...
    I'll see what I can do
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    [quote="daven"]play no limit again so i can understand your hands!
    [quote]

    same here. since I´m unable to read your hands and can´t comment I´d rather have a drink...absolute on ice, sir?
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    yo
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    Pulls up chair... sloshes into it... Jack Sawyer, that is one hot avatar... will she dance for me?

    (Sorry, it is a bar, isn't it?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Quote Originally Posted by daven
    play no limit again so i can understand your hands!
    same here. since I´m unable to read your hands and can´t comment I´d rather have a drink...absolute on ice, sir?
    Here you go







    sonofabitch hand timed me out
    i was gonna check so he could bluff missed diamonds
    that is the ultimate bad beat
    fucking jokerstars


    I'm gonna try some convertering, I just liked my other converter better, but it wasn't available for omaha hands

    PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $0.05 BB (4 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

    saw flop|saw showdown

    Hero ($7.37)
    UTG ($7.22)
    Button ($2.46)
    SB ($2.93)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with , , , .
    UTG calls $0.05, Button calls $0.05, SB completes, Hero raises to $0.2, UTG calls $0.15, Button calls $0.15, SB folds.

    Flop: ($0.65) , , (3 players)
    Hero bets $0.35, UTG calls $0.35, Button calls $0.35.

    Turn: ($1.70) (3 players)
    Hero bets $0.65, UTG calls $0.65, Button folds.

    River: ($3) (2 players)
    Hero checks, UTG bets $2.9, Hero folds.

    Final Pot: $3
    Main Pot: $3, returned to UTG.

    Results in white below:
    UTG doesn't show.
    Outcome: UTG wins $3.





    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038
    Pulls up chair... sloshes into it... Jack Sawyer, that is one hot avatar... will she dance for me?

    (Sorry, it is a bar, isn't it?)
    LOL, nh

    she does not dance, she only strips. I'll take that into consideration when deciding my next avatar


    Entirely unrelated note, today I went to a class I was supposed to go to, but did not assist this entire semester because I did not know I had it. I met like the hottest blonde there, kinda resembling my previous gf (same big titties, 23" waist but with a smaller ass though, crap).
    I might start another operation
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Yesterday, I was running like dogshit
    I took it in stride and smiled

    today, I run like god
    I'm taking it in stride and smiling

    obligatory brag hand:

    PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $0.05 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

    saw flop|saw showdown

    Button ($5.71)
    SB ($5.73)
    BB ($2.11)
    UTG ($4.41)
    Hero ($5.06)
    CO ($3.49)

    Preflop: Hero is MP with , , , .
    UTG calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.15, 2 folds, SB calls $0.13, 1 fold, UTG raises to $0.25, Hero calls $0.10, SB calls $0.10.

    Flop: ($0.80) , , (3 players)
    SB checks, UTG bets $0.8, Hero raises to $2, SB folds, UTG calls $1.20.

    Turn: ($4.80) (2 players)
    UTG checks, Hero bets $2.81 (All-In), UTG calls $2.16 (All-In).

    River: ($9.12) (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Final Pot: $9.12

    Results in white below:
    UTG has Jd Ac 3h 5c (High: two pair, aces and tens).
    Hero has 9d Th Qc Td (High: four of a kind, tens).
    Outcome: Hero wins $9.76.



    OMG I GETS IT IN WITHOUT LOW REDRAW AND IT HOLDS UP WTF OMG SOOO RIGGEDD
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Omaha Primer







    Wee, I flops str8 drawz
    look again, a nine is the ugliest card I could get
    and my low is pretty high
    so clear fold (bet/fold for nvrchk crowds)

    PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $0.05 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

    saw flop|saw showdown

    BB ($10.80)
    UTG ($1.95)
    MP ($8.68)
    CO ($5.43)
    Button ($6)
    Hero ($10.67)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with , , , .
    UTG raises to $0.1, 1 fold, CO calls $0.10, Button calls $0.10, Hero calls $0.08, BB calls $0.05.

    Flop: ($0.50) , , (5 players)
    Hero bets $0.2, BB folds, UTG calls $0.20, CO folds, Button raises to $1.3, Hero folds, UTG calls $1.10.

    Turn: ($3.30) (2 players)
    UTG bets $0.55 (All-In), Button calls $0.55.

    River: ($0) (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $4.40

    Results in white below:
    UTG has 2d 3h Ac Ad (Low: 8, 7, 3, 2, A | High: one pair, aces).
    Button has 9c Jc 4d Tc (High: straight, queen high).
    Outcome: UTG wins $2.20. Button wins $2.20.





    Turn check is a major crime
    I should get like 25 to life for that shit

    PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $0.05 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

    saw flop|saw showdown

    BB ($3.10)
    UTG ($9.17)
    MP ($9.77)
    CO ($7.49)
    Hero ($8.43)
    SB ($3.07)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with , , , .
    UTG calls $0.05, MP raises to $0.1, CO calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.25, 2 folds, UTG calls $0.20, MP calls $0.15, CO calls $0.15.

    Flop: ($1.07) , , (4 players)
    UTG bets $0.05, MP calls $0.05, CO calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.55, UTG folds, MP calls $0.50, CO folds.

    Turn: ($2.27) (2 players)
    MP checks, Hero checks.

    River: ($2.27) (2 players)
    MP checks, Hero bets $0.85, MP folds.

    Final Pot: $2.27

    Results in white below:
    Hero has Jc Kh Td Js (High: three of a kind, jacks).
    Outcome: Hero wins $2.27.



    Shania in action

    PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $0.05 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

    saw flop|saw showdown

    UTG ($5.74)
    MP ($14.28)
    CO ($6)
    Button ($2.42)
    Hero ($14.20)
    BB ($2.14)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with , , , .
    1 fold, MP calls $0.05, 1 fold, Button calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.15, BB calls $0.10, MP calls $0.10, Button calls $0.10.

    Flop: ($0.62) , , (4 players)
    Hero bets $0.45, BB folds, MP folds, Button folds.

    Final Pot: $0.62

    Results in white below:
    No showdown. Hero wins $0.62.


    Beginning of another session. Planned to play 1k hands every day. This is huge volume for me, 4-tables max.
    I played first hand, played goot, got my money in goot, and got sucked out on massively.
    After this, I decided to play like a complete idiot. Minbet here, minraise there, minbet for value etc. (in small pots)
    This got the table completely nuts.


    I don't think if I've been playing my standard LAGG i'd gotten paid off here

    PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $0.05 BB (4 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

    saw flop|saw showdown

    UTG ($16.69)
    Button ($8.46)
    SB ($1.23)
    Hero ($10.66)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with , , , .
    1 fold, Button calls $0.05, SB completes, Hero raises to $0.15, Button calls $0.10, SB calls $0.10.

    Flop: ($0.45) , , (3 players)
    SB checks, Hero checks, Button bets $0.45, SB folds, Hero calls $0.45.

    Turn: ($1.35) (2 players)
    Hero checks, Button bets $0.5, Hero raises to $1.55, Button calls $1.05.

    River: ($4.45) (2 players)
    Hero bets $4.25, Button calls $4.25.

    Final Pot: $12.95

    Results in white below:
    Button has 8h 5s 8d Ks (Low: 8, 6, 5, 3, A | High: three of a kind, eights).
    Hero has Kc Ts 8c 4s (Low: 6, 5, 4, 3, A | High: flush, ace high).
    Outcome: Hero wins $12.95.








    Ok, I think I posted enough hands for now



    Its a bar,damnit, so we need booze

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    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    LONG WEEKEND!!

    Hook me up with something to drink...anything that'll get me drunk quickly and taste good at the same time, please!

    Cheers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL
    LONG WEEKEND!!

    Hook me up with something to drink...anything that'll get me drunk quickly and taste good at the same time, please!

    Cheers!

    Here you go

    be sure to blow out the flame prior to drinking

    Its the notorious Flaming Homer

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    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Look like a movie star.
    Play like an all star
    Fuck like a pornstar.

    Go girl
    Go girl
    Go girl
    Go girl


    I think I found the secret to card games:
    Play a shitload of hands.
    That is all.
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    PokerStars Game #16204756490: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/03/23 - 23:08:22 (ET)
    Table 'Nezarka II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: Avi_Tristan ($4.96 in chips)
    Seat 2: PoeMan82 ($5.98 in chips)
    Seat 3: All Skilll ($4.22 in chips)
    Seat 4: urbanian ($5.49 in chips)
    Seat 5: X-Mac ($3.55 in chips)
    urbanian: posts small blind $0.02
    X-Mac: posts big blind $0.05
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Avi_Tristan [Qc Ah Th As]
    Avi_Tristan: raises $0.10 to $0.15
    PoeMan82: calls $0.15
    All Skilll: calls $0.15
    urbanian: folds
    X-Mac: calls $0.10
    *** FLOP *** [Jh 9h Ks]
    X-Mac: checks
    Avi_Tristan: bets $0.40
    All Skilll said, "one of these days avi"
    X-Mac said, "stop raising my bigblind"
    PoeMan82: calls $0.40
    All Skilll: calls $0.40
    X-Mac said, "I am going to have to send my posse after you"
    X-Mac: folds
    *** TURN *** [Jh 9h Ks] [Kc]
    Avi_Tristan: checks
    PoeMan82: checks
    All Skilll: checks
    *** RIVER *** [Jh 9h Ks Kc] [2d]
    Avi_Tristan: checks
    PoeMan82: checks
    All Skilll: bets $0.40
    Avi_Tristan: folds
    PoeMan82: folds
    All Skilll collected $1.77 from pot
    All Skilll: shows [Jd 7s Js 5s] (HI: a full house, Jacks full of Kings)
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $1.82 | Rake $0.05
    Board [Jh 9h Ks Kc 2d]
    Seat 1: Avi_Tristan folded on the River
    Seat 2: PoeMan82 folded on the River
    Seat 3: All Skilll (button) collected ($1.77)
    Seat 4: urbanian (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: X-Mac (big blind) folded on the Flop





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    PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $0.05 BB (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

    saw flop|saw showdown

    Hero ($3.63)
    Button ($8.52)
    SB ($7.38)
    BB ($9.23)
    UTG ($4.87)

    Preflop: Hero is MP with , , , .
    1 fold, Hero raises to $0.15, 2 folds, BB calls $0.10.

    Flop: ($0.32) , , (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $0.2, BB calls $0.20.

    Turn: ($0.72) (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero checks.

    River: ($0.72) (2 players)
    BB bets $0.72, Hero calls $0.72.

    Final Pot: $2.16
    Main Pot: $2.16, between Hero and BB. > High won by Hero ($2.16) No low.

    Results in white below:
    BB has 9d Qs 3d Js (High: one pair, queens).
    Hero has Td Kc 3h Kh (High: trip kings).
    Outcome: Hero wins $2.16.
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    LOL, I'm just getting accustomed to 4-tabling
    I guess I'll try adding one more by next week or so
    Its not bad at all, considering I abhor huds

    Also, I've been getting in 1K hands minimum daily, and its been a breeze. I can maintain concentration etc.


    I will not post any results though. As part of my training/ work ethic, detachment from session results is of vital importance, whether good or bad.
    I will simply say that things have been going well.


    And bjsaust, I haven't had time to dedicate to our prop bets. So you may be having the upper hand atm. I'll be getting busy with them around May or so
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