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    Post your comments for my blog here.

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    I 8 table sngs now and i've figured out that you aren't a professional poker player, you are just professionally bad beaten.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bmxicle
    I 8 table sngs now and i've figured out that you aren't a professional poker player, you are just professionally bad beaten.
    basically
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    your blog sucks
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    Post a pic of ur shoes.
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    Are you a big R-Kelly fan? I was wondering, what kind music do you listen to while playing poker? (rap, pop, rock? mix?)
    Tom.S
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    Quote Originally Posted by TalentedTom
    Are you a big R-Kelly fan? I was wondering, what kind music do you listen to while playing poker? (rap, pop, rock? mix?)
    I want to piss on you.
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    take me to that special place
    close your eyes show me your face......


    i want to piss on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    take me to that special place
    close your eyes show me your face......


    i want to piss on it.
    How did I know Gabe would post as soon as the topic turned to golden showers?
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    How did I know DaNutsInYoEye would post soon as the topic turned to golden showers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TalentedTom
    Are you a big R-Kelly fan? I was wondering, what kind music do you listen to while playing poker? (rap, pop, rock? mix?)
    I would also like to know what kind of lucksack poker music you listen to. Is R-Kelly really your secret?
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    R kelly didn't piss on anyone....dave chapelle said so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bmxicle
    R kelly didn't piss on anyone....dave chapelle said so.
    It's all special effects.

    -'rilla
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    Give me some of that poo poo give me some of that pee pee....
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    Have you guys seen "Trapped in the Closet"? If not, you need to, it will change your life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockymv
    Have you guys seen "Trapped in the Closet"? If not, you need to, it will change your life.
    It's not even a song, he's just singing a story that occured, is that music? If I take a book and start singing the words is that music? damn r-kelly, he thinks hes all that but hes not. mofoker wanna act loCo, hit him up numerous shots with the fo fo.
    Tom.S
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockymv
    Have you guys seen "Trapped in the Closet"? If not, you need to, it will change your life.
    It did change my life....since the day my girlfriend said "sit down you have to watch this ****".....I never laughed so hard in my life at the absolute stupidity lol.....R. Kelly....the piss has gone to your brain lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TalentedTom
    mofoker wanna act loCo, hit him up numerous shots with the fo fo.
    nice.
    tommy what? tommy who?
    pulling a courtiebee pŏŏl-ĭng ā kôrt-ē-bē (verb phrase):
    1. overvaluing mid pocket pairs
    2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
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    Is anyone here a marine bioligist?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    Is anyone here a marine bioligist?
    no but I wanted to be one when I was little - does that count
    Boondock the Bot-Slayer

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    Is anyone here a marine bioligist?
    No, but George Costanza pretends to be one.
    pulling a courtiebee pŏŏl-ĭng ā kôrt-ē-bē (verb phrase):
    1. overvaluing mid pocket pairs
    2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by daluchy
    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    Is anyone here a marine bioligist?
    No, but George Costanza pretends to be one.
    Seinfeld is the best show ever made. I seasons 1-6 on DVD man I love Seinfeld.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    Quote Originally Posted by daluchy
    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    Is anyone here a marine bioligist?
    No, but George Costanza pretends to be one.
    Seinfeld is the best show ever made. I seasons 1-6 on DVD man I love Seinfeld.
    Oh good, so that actually made sense to you, lol. Someone will break out a bag of pretzels and I'll be like, "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" and everyone just looks at me funny like "dude, no need to yell there's water right there."

    Yeah I got all the DVDs too. Best show everrrr.
    pulling a courtiebee pŏŏl-ĭng ā kôrt-ē-bē (verb phrase):
    1. overvaluing mid pocket pairs
    2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
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    "Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread."
    "Bread, two dollars extra."
    "Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread."
    "You want bread?"
    "Yes, please."
    "Three dollars!"
    "What?"
    "No soup for you!"

    "Why can't we share?"
    "I told you not to say anything. You can't go in there, brazenly flaunt the rules and then think I'm gonna share with you."
    "Do you hear yourself?"
    "I'm sorry. This is what comes from living under a Nazi regime."
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    "I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them."
    "How'd you know you cut it?"
    "Well, I guess I just assumed."
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    I still can't forget that scene where george is driving in circles around the parking lot at yankee stadium dragging the world championship trophy from a rope, so he can get a job with the Mets.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    The Timeless Art of Seduction is my favorite. Especially when they blew up the picture of George and put it next to the blown up picture of the big black guy from the photo store.
    pulling a courtiebee pŏŏl-ĭng ā kôrt-ē-bē (verb phrase):
    1. overvaluing mid pocket pairs
    2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
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    My face is all craggly, it's crinkly!"
    "It's from all that smoke. You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in seventy-two hours. What did you expect?"
    "Emphysema, birth defects, cancer. But not this. Jerry, my face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face."
    "And your teeth, your teeth are all brown."
    "Look away, I'm hideous."
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    I just updated my blog for the first time in ages guys. Check it out.
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    Wow, gl w/ that. I probably couldn't do it even if I had the time.
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    He has no chance. He is not good at poker. He's just been really lucky.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    He has no chance. He is not good at poker. He's just been really lucky.
    I guess that makes the people I Play suck even worse.


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    Actually most of them beat themselves.


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    I have no idea what she's saying, but I'm sure it isn't nice.







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    Yo aces, what do you get if you end up on top of the leader board?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Yo aces, what do you get if you end up on top of the leader board?
    something like 5k.
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    $5.5k
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    How are you doing aces? How about an update?
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    Yeah what's up? I haven't seen you post in awhile and I asked you a question in PM a couple of days ago. Hope everything's all right.
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    90 ilikeaces86x 5374.0
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    he gave up just like i predicted because sevnfigures is a machine.
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    Speaking of machines, who the hell is already a Supernova on PokerStars not even 2 weeks into the New Year? At this rate he'll be able to buy ~3 Porsche's a year just with FPPs.
    TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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    It's Elky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    It's Elky.
    Ahh, makes sense. He multi-tabling SNGs or something?
    TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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    updated my blog. Don't forget u can use the comment feature to post things on my blog page.
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    if the board went Q98 J T he would win. he wasn't drawing dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    if the board went Q98 J T he would win. he wasn't drawing dead.
    lol I was thinking the same thing. 6/45*3/44 = 0.9% chance to win!
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    I updated my blog.
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    Nice hand. You could play higher than 600NL if you wanted to, right? I mean, you're probably rolled above it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    Nice hand. You could play higher than 600NL if you wanted to, right? I mean, you're probably rolled above it?
    I'm pretty sure he does. 5/10 and 10/20 if he sees the right player(s) sitting down I think.
    TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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    So at those levels, it's more about finding soft tables than playing at once specific limit? Is this true for you aces?
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    I have the roll to play any stakes I want. I consider myself a world-class tournament player. I do not however consider myself a world class cash game player(yet). I think in most games above 10/20 NL I do not have an edge. I know I have an edge at 600NL and I also play 5-10 and 10-20 NL when one of my mega-fish "buddies" are sitting. I can make more 6 tabling 6 max 600 $/hr than 10 tabling $109 SNG's so 600NL is currently my primary game.
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    Ah alright, that's interesting.
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    Good post. Word up bro.
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    Chris.... Honestly now , you think we care about ur hand histories ?
    Tell us what u did the Valentines Day in all the details !
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    Quote Originally Posted by MannerBoy
    Chris.... Honestly now , you think we care about ur hand histories ?
    Tell us what u did the Valentines Day in all the details !
    More proof that emo is short for gay.


    I liked the post with the HH and your thinking. Posting more like this would be much appreciated aces.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    More proof that emo is short for gay.


    I liked the post with the HH and your thinking. Posting more like this would be much appreciated aces.
    More proof that FTR is full of wanna be poker players
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    Quote Originally Posted by MannerBoy
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    More proof that emo is short for gay.


    I liked the post with the HH and your thinking. Posting more like this would be much appreciated aces.
    More proof that FTR is full of wanna be poker players
    Manner how you doing bro?
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    bump.

    more posts please.
    Check out the new blog!!!

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